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[WRAITH VICTORY!!!!!!!] KoPv.1: The Caves of Phalla

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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Kilnaga wrote: »
    and my RNG says !vote Last Son.
    Cultist.

    Buzz Buzz on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Alright, so we have to anticipate what's going to happen tonight. Gnomes are terrorists so much like Voyage to Phalla, they're likely going to blow-the-fuck-up.

    Who are they taking out?
    Well, Last Son has made himself a good "Special-esque" target.
    I wouldn't recommend wasting a seer on him tonight.

    Me? I'm dead by vote unless it swings elsewhere, and if it does, well there are enough grudges out there that I likely won't last the night. Plus I'm the only one that I can see who is trying to make some sense out of all this. And that makes me a target.

    For now, I !retract my vote for machinegunwilly or minigunjoebob or whatever his name is and ... sigh... !vote for Cantide. I don't think Anaximander is a viable target, and neither is Cantide, and neither is myself, but Anaximander less so than Cantide. :(

    Stop voting for Last Son.

    Squashua on
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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Trying to kill me?
    Very well, my kind does not die.
    We live in the Poem

    If you do kill me
    the poem will inhabit you
    and you will know bliss.

    Last Son on
  • tormentedsoultormentedsoul Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Just vote for Squashua for living through grudge phalla. That seems to be the plan.

    Sounds good to me I !vote for Squashua

    tormentedsoul on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Since I do think he's innocent, I !retract Cantide.

    I will now start a bandwagon against someone from this list that I think has a viable chance of being a Human Unfriendly.

    I !vote frandelgearslip to be gnome-punted.

    Squashua on
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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yeah, as much as I 'started' the 'bandwagon' against 'Cantide', I don't think that he's actually guilty of anything in particular. I just voted for him because he voted for me. That said, he's in no real danger of dying, so I'll leave my vote as is for now -- unless something damning actually comes up against someone.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • AdrienAdrien Registered User
    edited May 2007
    15 minutes now... Does anyone have a vote total so far? I assume it's Squashua in the lead so far, but how close is it?

    Adrien on
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  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    He's got 13 votes by my count. Next highest has 2. Seems unlikely to change at this point.

    Buzz Buzz on
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I !vote for Hylianbunny to be punted.

    C'mon, everyone, I have a good feeling about this bandwagon.

    Hylianbunny on
  • AdrienAdrien Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Buzz Buzz wrote: »
    He's got 13 votes by my count. Next highest has 2. Seems unlikely to change at this point.

    I dunno, with how busy it's been in here... Last five minutes could be critical.

    Bah. He's likely as not a human. I'll take whatever lumps I get for not voting.

    Adrien on
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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    VOTING CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    VOTING CLOSED

    The write-up will be posted soon.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    It didn’t take long for people to start pointing fingers.
    “That Squashua guy looked at me funny! He even smells funny!”
    “I’ve never heard of a Gnome-sniffing Dwarf! He must be a Gnome!”
    “I asked him to be my friend and he said no!”
    Soon enough the stranded tourists had formed a circle around Squashua, and someone in the crowd threw a stone, which was then followed by quite a few more stones. By the time the mob had finished with him there wasn’t that much left of him, but everyone did notice that upon death his body remained a human one.

    After the tourists realized they had just murdered one of their own, they lost whatever bloodlust they had had earlier and decided to try to sleep for the night. Unfortunately for the tired tourists, they were all rudely awakened by a shout of “THE DRAGON SKELETON DEMON MONSTER THING SHALL RISE AGAIN,” which was soon followed by two bolts of evil green magic-fire (Voldemort-style) flying out of one of the numerous, too-dark-to-see-evil-cultists caverns. Even more unfortunately for Bliss 101 and Buzz Buzz, the two bolts of evil green magic-fire were aimed at them and they both promptly died. Neither one of their bodies changed shape (indicating that they were both human), but the tourists couldn’t help but notice that Buzz Buzz’s body seemed to glow a strange blue color, which was soon followed by an unearthly shriek. Just as people began to wonder what that weirdness was all about, a different voice from a different too-dark-to-see-evil-Gnome-terrorists cavern shouted, “GNOME POWER,” and a grenade was lobbed into the crowd. GrimmyTOA and tuxkamen were both blown to bits. At this point the tourists assumed that after all of that carnage there couldn't possibly be any more, so they decided to try to go to sleep for a second time. Their sleep went undisturbed, but waking up held its own surprises. It seemed as if someone had stabbed FunkyWaltDogg in the middle of the night, and, as if to one-up the gruesome stabbing, Last Son’s body was discovered with his heart literally ripped out of his chest.

    As the tourists went through the dead’s possessions no one seemed to have anything of interest except from GrimmyTOA, whose backpack contained a copy of the book Resurrecting the Demon Skeleton Monster Thing for Dummies.


    THE DEAD
    Squashua – Human
    Bliss 101 – Human
    Buzz Buzz – Human
    GrimmyTOA – Cultist
    Tuxkamen – Human
    FunkyWaltDogg – Human
    Last Son - Human

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited May 2007
    ooooooOOOOOoooooooo

    Night 1? But...but...I just got here... :(

    ooooooOOOOoooooooo

    Buzz Buzz on
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Damn you all! The Demon Skeleton Monster Thing will slurp your souls, & etc.

    I was looking forward to this one, tooooOOOooOoooooo.....

    GrimmyTOA on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OOOOOOoooOOOoooOOO

    Squashua didn't outlive me. I die content.

    OOOooooooOOOOOOOOO

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    So.

    1 mob kill.
    2 cultist kills (1 from now on?).
    2 gnome kills.
    1 vigilante.
    1 ???.

    ...what's up with the heart-rip? o_O Didn't see anything like that mentioned in the intro.
    I'm curious about this passage in ze narration myself:
    Gnasty wrote:
    but the tourists couldn’t help but notice that Buzz Buzz’s body seemed to glow a strange blue color, which was soon followed by an unearthly shriek.
    :?:

    TehSpectre on
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  • AdrienAdrien Registered User
    edited May 2007
    That, I believe, would be an example of your unnamed special. Presumably, it is not on our side... Whatever it is.

    Adrien on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    So.

    1 mob kill.
    2 cultist kills (1 from now on?).
    2 gnome kills.
    1 vigilante.
    1 ???.

    ...what's up with the heart-rip? o_O Didn't see anything like that mentioned in the intro.

    "There are an unknown number of specials present in this game, and they are not all necessarily on your side."

    It looks like we have neutrals who are adept at murder.

    Shamus on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wow...I'm not sure if the gnomes killing a cultist is good or bad.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wow...I'm not sure if the gnomes killing a cultist is good or bad.

    Good. Very good.

    Shamus on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Wow...I'm not sure if the gnomes killing a cultist is good or bad.

    Good. Very good.
    Well, then, good job gnomes!

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • AdrienAdrien Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Especially if that means only one cultist kill from now on, as the narration seems to imply.

    The narration also seemed to imply that the two gnome kills were random non-gnomes. Is that a possibility?

    Adrien on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Adrien wrote: »
    Especially if that means only one cultist kill from now on, as the narration seems to imply.
    Would make sense.

    Edit: With the strangeness that has been rampant so far, I wouldn't put it past Gnasty to make the badguys unable to choose their targets.

    TehSpectre on
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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.
    Damnit, I was wondering why I didn't get a..oh shi-

    TehSpectre on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.
    Damnit, I was wondering why I didn't get a..oh shi-

    Hmm..I !zap..oh shit, wrong game.

    Shamus on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    God damnit guys, that 2 games in a row I've died night one.
    Heart-ripper-freak, I hate you.

    I'm busy kicking ass and taking names else where, so fuck the Haiku.
    Not everything is as it seems.

    Last Son on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.
    Damnit, I was wondering why I didn't get a..oh shi-

    Hmm..I !zap..oh shit, wrong game.
    You sonofa, I just noticed you voted for me!

    I !vote Shamus for stonege(age?).

    TehSpectre on
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  • tuxkamentuxkamen Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    . o O ( See if I ever write poetry for you all ever again. )

    tuxkamen on

    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Quick note for those with thieving abilities: If you tried to steal from someone and they didn't have anything, you won't be receiving a PM. So if you don't hear from me, you didn't get anything.
    Damnit, I was wondering why I didn't get a..oh shi-

    Hmm..I !zap..oh shit, wrong game.
    You sonofa, I just noticed you voted for me!

    I !vote Shamus for stonege(age?).

    Tch, that was the first night throwaway vote!

    Now, let's form a network..

    Shamus on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Tch, that was the first night throwaway vote!

    Now, let's form a network..
    No! Bad things happen to me when I try and form a network. >.<

    TehSpectre on
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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wow. That was a lot of dead people.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Wow. That was a lot of dead people.
    Are you trying to say you're glad that a lot of your gnome brethren are still living?

    I !retract Shamus and !stone Anaximander.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Wow. That was a lot of dead people.
    Are you trying to say you're glad that a lot of your gnome brethren are still living?

    I !retract Shamus and !stone Anaximander.

    Not hardly. I am just amazed that our numbers diminished so fast. A fact I see that you're comfortable with!

    I !vote TehSpectre, for being so okay with 7 out of 47 people dying. Seriously, if you are so comfortable with death you must be a killer.

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Wow. That was a lot of dead people.
    Are you trying to say you're glad that a lot of your gnome brethren are still living?

    I !retract Shamus and !stone Anaximander.

    Not hardly. I am just amazed that our numbers diminished so fast. A fact I see that you're comfortable with!

    I !vote TehSpectre, for being so okay with 7 out of 47 people dying. Seriously, if you are so comfortable with death you must be a killer.
    If I could vote you twice, I would.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Wow. That was a lot of dead people.
    Are you trying to say you're glad that a lot of your gnome brethren are still living?

    I !retract Shamus and !stone Anaximander.

    Not hardly. I am just amazed that our numbers diminished so fast. A fact I see that you're comfortable with!

    I !vote TehSpectre, for being so okay with 7 out of 47 people dying. Seriously, if you are so comfortable with death you must be a killer.
    If I could vote you twice, I would.

    You are so bloodthirsty. Why is that? One heart isn't enough for you?

    Anthrax! Please. on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Wow. That was a lot of dead people.
    Are you trying to say you're glad that a lot of your gnome brethren are still living?

    I !retract Shamus and !stone Anaximander.

    Not hardly. I am just amazed that our numbers diminished so fast. A fact I see that you're comfortable with!

    I !vote TehSpectre, for being so okay with 7 out of 47 people dying. Seriously, if you are so comfortable with death you must be a killer.
    If I could vote you twice, I would.

    You are so bloodthirsty. Why is that? One heart isn't enough for you?

    Damn gnomes.

    Shamus on
  • AdrienAdrien Registered User
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If I could vote you twice, I would.

    Election fraud is rampant within the Caves, it appears.

    Adrien on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Adrien wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If I could vote you twice, I would.

    Election fraud is rampant within the Caves, it appears.
    I am not a crook.

    TehSpectre on
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