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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I bet this is what happens with Star Citizen:

    eventually, they're going to go long enough without having anything to show for it that Chris Roberts gets approached by some publisher or other and they buy everything outright, like what happened with Duke Nukem Forever

    but then they'll discover that it doesn't actually amount to all that much, and there's no way to release a game that can recoup the acquisition costs and please all the backers without needing a bunch of (competent) devtime

    so they'll just do the best they can in like a year and release a game that doesn't really make much of an impression other than "was this really what we waited for", again, much like DNF

    where this story is different from DNF is what happens to Chris Roberts, who will successfully try to claim that the real reason Star Citizen sucked is because EA or Ubisoft or whoever fucked it up, now check out this new thing I'm kickstarting....

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    They could just try to steal Cook Serve Delicious' code, I guess.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I believe Star Citizen will come out eventually in some form, particularly its single player components

    It will just be buggy as hell and poorly optimized and only really impressive as a graphical and technical showcase. All the minutiae that folks were impressed by will amount to nothing, a massive list of features won't have made it into the game. It will still be played by a small die hard community that will produce some pretty impressive stories and youtube videos in the EVE Online tradition, while the rest will attempt to bring about some kind of class action suit that likely won't go anywhere but will get plenty of publicity and prevent Chris Roberts from making a video game ever again

    That's my prediction and I don't think I'm exactly going out on a limb

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    the absolute best-case scenario is a game that's essentially just a prettier X3, and I think that's pretty unlikely

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    i get it now, Aqua isn't possessed, she's just using her Final Smash

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Huh, Matt Kessler is still banned from Twitter. What a bad service.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    If you dropped 27k to own every star citizen ship at launch

    What would you actually do in the game

    How would you progress

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    If you dropped 27k to own every star citizen ship at launch

    What would you actually do in the game

    How would you progress

    You'd live your life, man
    Your space life

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    If you dropped 27k to own every star citizen ship at launch

    What would you actually do in the game

    How would you progress

    You'd live your life, man
    Your space life

    there are a lot of folks out there who think this makes for a cool game without really understanding what it entails

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Can I get a dog in Star Citizen?

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Can I get a dog in Star Citizen?

    Yes, just send me $20,000 in bitcoin

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  • DrDinosaurDrDinosaur Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    Shorty wrote: »
    I bet this is what happens with Star Citizen:

    eventually, they're going to go long enough without having anything to show for it that Chris Roberts gets approached by some publisher or other and they buy everything outright, like what happened with Duke Nukem Forever

    but then they'll discover that it doesn't actually amount to all that much, and there's no way to release a game that can recoup the acquisition costs and please all the backers without needing a bunch of (competent) devtime

    so they'll just do the best they can in like a year and release a game that doesn't really make much of an impression other than "was this really what we waited for", again, much like DNF

    where this story is different from DNF is what happens to Chris Roberts, who will successfully try to claim that the real reason Star Citizen sucked is because EA or Ubisoft or whoever fucked it up, now check out this new thing I'm kickstarting....

    I dunno what a publisher would stand to gain from buying Star Citizen. None of the tech seems to be particularly noteworthy, and while there's a potential userbase, most of them have already put in their money, so you'd need to either keep making promises of additional pointless features to get even more donations, or hope you can put enough of something together from what Roberts left behind that you can expand that audience

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    If you dropped 27k to own every star citizen ship at launch

    What would you actually do in the game

    How would you progress

    You'd live your life, man
    Your space life

    I don't want a space life, I already have enough problems with my earth life.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    It's like, everything is space life, man

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Are you referring to panspermia? I know a guy who can tell us all about it.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Panspermia is when one of them space whales cums like super hard right

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Panspermia is when one of them space whales cums like super hard right

    when whales nut in space it push them backwards

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    The Final Night of E3 is about to begin.

    Prepare yourselves: the LangZone is nigh!

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I appreciate Alex moving himself so these bunny ears line up properly.

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  • SproutSprout Registered User regular
    They all seem very, very tired.

    never die
  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    They went through an entire week of E3. It's a miracle they're still alive.

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  • OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    was drew on giantbomb last night? i thought i saw him in the green room at one point but didn't stay up to watch the whole thing

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    he was there but he didn't have time to get on the couch, so he's coming back tonight to be on the couch

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Panspermia is when one of them space whales cums like super hard right

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Jeff and Brad admitted to knowing the Smash Ultimate announcement was all the characters, so they still have contacts. :)

    That said, they wanted little vignettes of each character being revealed. Given that Nintendo did that, on their website, and it's 30 minutes long.. I doubt they really wanted that! =)

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    a lot of what they did show during the direct were basically a few of the clips on the site I think, so apparently that isn't what they meant by "little vignettes for all the characters"

    maybe they wanted something more skit-like and less "here's a few short clips of gameplay"

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    a lot of what they did show during the direct were basically a few of the clips on the site I think, so apparently that isn't what they meant by "little vignettes for all the characters"

    maybe they wanted something more skit-like and less "here's a few short clips of gameplay"

    You mean like the Ridley introduction cinematic?

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Yeah, in general. But I don't go to Giant Bomb for Nintendo commentary... Though I do agree it was a bit weak.

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Free Kessler!

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    a lot of what they did show during the direct were basically a few of the clips on the site I think, so apparently that isn't what they meant by "little vignettes for all the characters"

    maybe they wanted something more skit-like and less "here's a few short clips of gameplay"

    You mean like the Ridley introduction cinematic?

    yeah I'm guessing they wanted more bits like that, but I'm speculating on their vague statements pretty hard

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Something fell fron the ceiling while Drew was talking and Vinny was the only one who noticed.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Something fell fron the ceiling while Drew was talking and Vinny was the only one who noticed.

    I noticed!

    then I learned I can't read lips.

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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    My biggest takeaway from Star Citizen so far, regardless of whether it turns out well or not is I hope developers learn an important lesson from its development

    and that lesson is

    yes, there is such a thing as too much transparency. Like, for all of the actual legitimate issues people have with the development process, a lot of the complaints have demonstrated pretty strongly to me that a lot of people don't understand how game development works, don't want to understand, and get very mad about thing due to their lack of understanding.

    And I don't want this post to come off as sounding as though I think everyone with criticisms falls into this camp, I don't. I can absolutely see the arguments behind a lot of the people who take issue with the game, even I don't agree with a lot of it. But there's also a ton of stuff that justifies at least some amount of opaqueness in the development process because there's a legion of people out there ready to bitch about anything and everything, and more information is just more ammunition to complain about.

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Jeff and Brad admitted to knowing the Smash Ultimate announcement was all the characters, so they still have contacts. :)

    That said, they wanted little vignettes of each character being revealed. Given that Nintendo did that, on their website, and it's 30 minutes long.. I doubt they really wanted that! =)

    They showed the direct early for press the day before. Giantbomb probably didn't go, but Waypoint did.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I

    Don't think too much transparency is the problem with star citizen

    Given that it's less a game and more of a money laundering operation

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    This royalty free hip hop playing on the GB stream right now is

    The goods

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I wanna take you off the grill.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    This is gonna be a rowdy bunch, and its only the third segment!

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