DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
edited April 2019
I was playing with my cousin's cat and I fell for the oldest trick in the book
he rolled over onto his back like "come pet my tummy do it don't think about it" and he just like, latched on to me and scratched the shit out of my hand and did me a bite
I don't hold it against him though, he's just a rowdy boy who doesn't know how pointy he is
I just hope I managed to squeeze out whatever gross cat germs are in his mouth when I was cleaning the bite, I'm not trying to have my hand swell up
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I'm glad this thread is here. I started watching "Our Planet" on Netflix and is probably the most anti-snugglehug nature doc I've ever seen. Fair warning, that show will make you hate humanity and feel helpless and hopeless.
I challenge anyone to go through that page without laughing.
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I read recently about a D&D character someone had made that was "Human" and had human stats
And every time this character took damage they'd ask the DM specifically where on their body they took the damage
Until one day, in the middle of a fight, the character groaned and keeled over, because it was actually two gnomes in a trenchcoat and the bottom one had died. From then on the character was just a horribly depressed gnome
I read recently about a D&D character someone had made that was "Human" and had human stats
And every time this character took damage they'd ask the DM specifically where on their body they took the damage
Until one day, in the middle of a fight, the character groaned and keeled over, because it was actually two gnomes in a trenchcoat and the bottom one had died. From then on the character was just a horribly depressed gnome
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he rolled over onto his back like "come pet my tummy do it don't think about it" and he just like, latched on to me and scratched the shit out of my hand and did me a bite
I don't hold it against him though, he's just a rowdy boy who doesn't know how pointy he is
I just hope I managed to squeeze out whatever gross cat germs are in his mouth when I was cleaning the bite, I'm not trying to have my hand swell up
Chill dog until the autofeeder kicks on:
This is Bauble in his new vivarium home! Got him from a local reptile expo today.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
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It's very good.
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
The Bernese(?) is very, very good
I don't know what they're talking about, looks like a normal adult to me.
"SHUT UP TREVOR YOU'RE THE BUTT"
"I'M THE LEGS!"
And every time this character took damage they'd ask the DM specifically where on their body they took the damage
Until one day, in the middle of a fight, the character groaned and keeled over, because it was actually two gnomes in a trenchcoat and the bottom one had died. From then on the character was just a horribly depressed gnome
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
OH SHHHHIIIITTT!
water probably
yet some cats love to swim, and climb onto unsuspecting floating humans
Bathing them when they're young (like, 3 months old) can help, but if it's not a breed that enjoys water to begin with it's a gamble.
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