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Neco

I made burgers yesterday on the good old Foreman grill. They were good! I make good burgers and I serve them with corn on the cob and BBQ baked beans as a person ought.

Jacobkosh

BBQ

did you guys hear about the burgers I made yesterday

Delmain

Corn on the cob

I made burgers yesterday on the good old Foreman grill. They were good! I make good burgers and I serve them with corn on the cob and BBQ baked beans as a person ought.

cB557

Corn on the cob

Jacobkosh wrote: »

did you guys hear about the burgers I made yesterday

Nah, how'd that go?

firewaterword

You like cooking burgs, kosh?

Delmain

Corn on the cob

cB557 wrote: »

Jacobkosh wrote: »

did you guys hear about the burgers I made yesterday

Nah, how'd that go?

I heard they were good

Jacobkosh

BBQ

cB557 wrote: »

Jacobkosh wrote: »

did you guys hear about the burgers I made yesterday

Nah, how'd that go?

they were good!

Feral

BBQ

@spool32 @Atomika

But without a lawn, how will spool32 play The Lawn Darts?

Blameless Cleric

Corn on the cob

Pls enjoy his name is Crowley he is 1 year old

Organichu

i don't think i've ever had a burger with those sides. always just like, fries or onion rings (or occasionally some sort of green salad)

Jacobkosh

BBQ

firewaterword wrote: »

You like cooking burgs, kosh?

Yes, especially on the good old Foreman grill

Neco

Foreman

I didn’t make a jacobkosh poll option
geth close the thread

Atomika

Serve them

Lawn thread:

https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/200160/lawns-americas-favorite-environment-decimating-crop


lots of old banned faces in that thread

people got really grumpy about grass

Feral

BBQ

Jacobkosh wrote: »

firewaterword wrote: »

You like cooking burgs, kosh?

Yes, especially on the good old Foreman grill

This is turning into an old-timey folk song

HerrCron

Serve them

I am going to make burgers today, and I plan to serve them with corn on the cob and chips.
Is this sufficient?

Feral

BBQ

HerrCron wrote: »

I am going to make burgers today, and I plan to serve them with corn on the cob and chips.
Is this sufficient?

No, that's a butterfly.

Six

I love our lawn.

Jacobkosh

BBQ

Organichu wrote: »

i don't think i've ever had a burger with those sides. always just like, fries or onion rings (or occasionally some sort of green salad)

I would love to make onion rings but for numerous reasons I don't think I can be trusted around a deep fryer

Atomika

Serve them

Feral wrote: »

@spool32 @Atomika

But without a lawn, how will spool32 play The Lawn Darts?

Dirt Darts?

Doodmann

Serve them

What about beer darts?

Krathoon

I get hotdogs at the cafeteria and put BBQ sauce on them.

SanderJK

Kamiro wrote: »

I made burgers yesterday on the good old Foreman grill. They were good! I make good burgers and I serve them with corn on the cob and BBQ baked beans as a person ought.

I̺̟̯̯ ̤̜̩̙̦̤͞m̢ạ̝̕d̜̱e̪̘ ̖̺͙͎̜̙b̨ͅu̺̬̗͉̺̤r͢g͕e̶͖̦͕̭̪̞r͙̻͢s̢ ̨̩y̪̪̻e̺̬̫̪̞̠s̼͎̼̰t̻̪̻̙̣er͉͈͎͉̮̺͉ḓ̼̞̝̰̻̀a͕͞ý͖̠̣̮͉ͅ ̝͈̙͎͇̩̼͟on̦͇͉̞ͅ ͉̦̮̬̞̪̳͜t̶͈͉̬̲ḩ͇̱͈̫e̴͙͚̦ͅ ͙͉̬g̘ò͙͇o̼̟̣d̷̮̝̭̗̗̦ ͇o̗̘͎̘̘̣̬l̮̜͈d̹̫̜̞͙͕̮ ̝͍͔̬͙̞̫F̘͖̲̙ͅo͉̙͝re̴m̵͇a̪̯n̸ ̱͇̬g̨͉̫͚ͅr̗̥̫̯̻̩̣ḭl̥̖̗̳̜ļ̣͈̱͔̞̩̗. ̼͓́T͔͟h̭̟͚͈̮̥e̻̜̙͓͇ỵ͎͟ ̙̰̰̀w͇̭e̴̜̲̹̻͕͔r̪e̖̺͘ ̧͙̺̩g̝͍̼̜͚̝o͉̣̤̮o̳͎̼d̶̜̮!̨̞͖͇͉ ̛̰͇̺̪͓͚I̟̤̜̖͔͈͎ ̥͖̯̺̪͠ma̹͓̻̫̰̫͡k̦̜̼̳̬̜͜e̩̺̖̤̣͍ ̪͕̘̹ͅg̙͙̲̘oo̢̼͍̟̬̪d̮͔̜̜̺͍͎ ̘̝̯̗̮b̰͙̥͕̘̱͢u͘r͓͕̼̳͞g̙͍e̥̜̜̜̥͖̱r̩s̵ ̻an̙̘d̛̞ ͉̟̹ͅÍ̼͖̙ ̥͓͜s̗̦̲̩̘̠͉e̬̭r͇͔̱͘v̢͖ḙ͙ ̤̟͇̮̮͙t̥͙̞́h̻̬̳̱̱̩̺͢e͍̳̺̯͍̳m͙̩ ͏͕̦̤̥̱̠̣ẉ͍i̭ț͝h̰̠͙̤͜ͅͅ ̻͓͔̠͈̕c̢͇̥̺͖o̴̳͙̝̦̝̮̖r̴̫̺̥̱̙̪n̠̦̗̲ͅ ̠̪̰̭o̶͕̝̠̞̹n̡͎ t̰h̲̲̗̠̱e̜ ̛̜͍͖͔͚̻c̢ob͕ ͚͎̮a̰̘͕̪͘n̢͕͔d̸̦ ̛BB̩̹͕Q̬̬͔̫̬ ̣͢b̻̝̠̗a̶k̤̤̱̤e̮͉̱̦̹͘d̻̣̩̼̯͉̱ ̴b̦͜e̙̗͟a̟̪͉͖̹n̮͓̲̯̟͜ͅs̼̝̩͖ ̸̳̮̲͈a̴̟̠s̯̺̬͕̕ ̩͙a͖ ̥̪͎͜p̷͚̳̫̻e̴̺͈̫̞͓r̵͙s͙̺̗͎̟̱o̳͚̙͢n̪͈̟̥ͅ ̱̬͖͝o͈̘̼͈u̬͔̰̘ͅg̜͚͟h̶ṭ̵̜̙͇̣.̷̪̦̭̼

Į͓̙̪͟ ͓̠̮̝̠̀͜m̭͎͟͞a̳͕̮̻͎͕̯̕d̸̡̢͎̼̱͎e҉̢̭͇ ̴̪̦̙̻̙͍̞b̨̜̬u͖̳̮͖̮̫͡r̶̲͖͎͇̦͠g̨̗̝̯̠e̤͙r̢͎͖̠͚̹̦͚͈s̛̬̩͓̤̠̜̕ ̸͚̼y͘̕҉̼̮̰͔͉̩͚e̯̜͟s̵͉̯̹̙͍̥̤t̵̺͚͈̜̮̤̙ͅe͍̫̪͚̜̖̩ͅr̥̤͎̙̖̫̼̳̪d̸̦̝̘̤͖̼̣͠a̻̹͕̦̫̞̝͜͞y̴̷̞̤ ̻͓̘̰ơ̡̥̝͇̳̗̭̱̭͝n͙̤͍̱͙͞ͅ ̻̬̺̀́t̶̛͎̫̥͙̟̜̖͞ͅh̻̬̱̪e̦̹̟͈͉ͅ ̨͇̰͕̻̟̙̰̻̥̀͜g̖̝̤͇͉̟͚̪͠o̲͙̺̹̝̖͍̬ͅo̻̪̹̪̯͔̝̱͢d̡͎̱̹͟ ̯̞̫̬̯̰͜o̘͎̳͍̤̳̺͚͢l̷̢̩͍̰̘d͏̞͎ ̰̝̼̟̲̗̦̰͜͞F̧͕̞̳͕̀o̧̦̮̝̙̣͉͘r҉̯̯̣̼̕e̶̵̦͎̰̟̦͕̣͝ͅḿ̹̘͇͚͓͕̼̰̱a̴̵͎̖̙̬̼͓̯̕ͅṉ̢̩ ̸̘͚͚̹̤̞͉̖̞g̨̖̯̦̟r̷̠̦̙̰͡i̛̬̻͇̠̤̦l͜҉̩͇̫̠̙ĺ͚̯̘̳̻͇̪̜.̤̹̯̖̻̜̪̖̯͝ ͓͠͝Ţ̤͠h̥͈̤̙͖e̡͈̳̹̘͖̩͢y̴̧̮̳͉͇̳̳̤̜ ̺̺̫w̠͉̜̫͈̻̝͜e̹̩͍͖̟̕͡r̼̞͉̫̣̱͚̀ȩ̴̪̥̙ ̳̤͈̪͙̥̦̜g̣̼̪̀ͅo҉̶̟̤̤̤̹o̷̴҉̠͇̩̤d̴̟̮͝!̡̤ ͓̝͈̺̜̲͝I͔̻͍̪̜͎ ͏̠͚̗͓́m̵̫̰̹͝a̸̙̦͖̞̝̮̘͖ķ̪̺̹͢e̸̫̭ ̷̝̬̙̦͞g̸̢͖ǫ͎̜̹̺̬̻̲͝ͅo̯͚͙͈̟͎̹͇̙͢͡d̬̖̤̻ ҉̜b̩̥̙̜u̘͓̘̖̗̺̲͕̺͟r̟̠͎̣͜ǵ͎̦̥̦͍̥̣e̦͞r̶͔͙̥͎̀s̼͖̤̳̗̘ ̨͇̕ą̸͖̰̱̗n͏̮d̰̗̟̲̺͈͜͝ ̵̸̱̳̘̯̪̥͝ͅI̵̞̼̩̙͚ ̸̝̱̜͔̥̖̺̻̀s̷͈̳̻͙͎e̶̷̦̫͕̫̜̪̼r͎͚̳͍̀v̨͔͙̬̫͍̯̻̖͝ͅe̫̹͔̱ ̧̗̗t̨̝͓̞́h͝҉̭̲͍̤̕e̦̬̥m̫̖̯̗̥͓͢ ͍̠͇͎̠̰̰͉w̱͚̬͖̘̘̙i̷̻̯̕t͍͓̟̞̻̗̻̗ẖ̰̥͉̗̦̘͔͍͢͡ ͔̳̭̖̲̯̦̩̥͘c̵̶̻̖o̧҉̮̭̼̠̗̙͞ͅr҉̖͈̘̬̺̠n̵̵͏̖̘͓̗̻̳̖ ͓̪̲̰͍̣͢o̪n̯͇͟ ̰͔͍̹͇̪t̨͇̼̻̹͘͠h͇͙̰̤̞̣͘͠e̶͙̪̮̝̜͈͟͝ ̹̣͕̻̠͚̥̞́͝c͉͘o̵̳͇̥̞͠b̤͠ ͇͚̹̗͡a͕ņ͕͓̮̗̯̤̘͜ͅd̀҉̷̲͉͓̼̝̖ ͏̢͈̫̠̻͙͍͈B̢̳̥̙̬̕B̢͇̞͚Q̨͈̗̙̼͖̰ ͇̰̤b̲̻͍ͅa̛̲ķ̛̭͚̩̦͍̗̗e̯̠̲̜̲͉ḍ̵̣̘̞͎̦̘͉͝ ̝̭̳̳̠͍b̡̧̪̙̟̙͚͖̺e̷͍͖̫̗͟a̧̟̱̯̗̗͉͕ǹ͓͕͘͡s̶̯̮̳͖̬̣̗͉͟ ̴̹̘͎̞̯̙̭͝á̹̬̫͕̱s̵̜͚̦ ̳͔̲̮͙͔̯͍͜͟ͅa̺̣̙̼̲̘̦̦̩͞ ͔̼̟̲̯͢͜p͇̻̳̺̙͟e͈͚̪̘r̨̲̯̣̙͢ş͉̯́ǫ̶͔̪̪͓n͠͏͎͇̺̜̲̞͓͞ ̯̝̰͚̰̗̣̳̥͜o̝̳̹̳̹̺u̝͔̞̱̗̜͚̦͍g̛̛͍͈̺̟͕̠̖͓̀h̪͕͔̳͍̭̙͚̀ț̷̝̘͚̺͙͔̮.̷̪̖̠̤ͅ

Ĩ̴̛̞̟̊͠ ̟͈̒̚͘ṃ̧̖̺͇̼ͭͯ̐̕ȃ͝͏͇͇̦͞d̴̦̘̖̙̗̣͋̂ë̦̗̱͔ͤ̅ͦ́̓͝ ̶̲͓͍̘͐͋̈͒̽ͨͪ̚̚͝b̴̛͇̦̺͛͑͂̂ͥu̗͉̪͛̾͐̈́̋̊̇́r̨̳̉ͣ͑ͥ͋̃̚͘g̺͙͖͗̔͋ͥ͒̂̊ͅͅe͉̰̿̇ͣͩ̅̽̈ͤ̚͠r͗͌́̓ͫͤ҉̜̙̭̘̗̪̜͚͠s̴̡̫̮ͪ͑ͫͨ͗̒ ̤̲̐̌́y̶̡̬̐ͣe͙̫͓̬̫ͨͥͅs̮̯̬̙̃̐ͅt̫͓̖̳̯ͫͣë̵̡̫͓͇͎ͯ͒͋ͯ͋ͅr̦̦͒ͣͦ̄͛̍͂̀dͫ͛̍͒҉̢͓̞͙̦̣̲͉͖a͈̠̺̩͍͈̩͛̃͋ͦͦ͑͗͝͠y̦͗ͦ͐͒̀ͫ͛̀̚͡ ̴̸̷͍̮̯͈̝͉̼̎̂̾o͛ͣ̍̀͜҉̶͍̹̮n̲͌ͮͤͨ͛͂͡ ̵͕̗̟́̅̉͂ͯͥͫͮ̔͜͝t̉̓̄͛̒ͯͬ̑̽̀҉̡̫̲̭̬͔̬̙h̢̰̲͎̉ͮ̓ͯ̓͐͛̍͘e̗̖̭͍̫͎ͯ͒̔̍ͥ͝ ̴̋̊̀̉ͥ̔ͦ̔̊҉̟͖̲͇̤̤g̻̭̜͉̦̜̠ͬͩ̄͂͛̇̓ͅo̹̺͎ͬ͑̿̎ͤ͋͆̉o̲̙̬̯͚͕͖͖̹ͬ̿͑̓̎̄ͯ͗̚d̮̝̔͒͑̚͘ͅͅ ͕̜̗̱̼̭̤̆̿̾̈̇̅͒̈̅͘͜͞o̢̪̱̠̗̍̎̈́ͣ̋l͈̟̗̺͍͉͔̎̒̌̆d̸͙̩̍̾̒̇̃ͩ͘ ̷͉̜͚̙̟̼̽ͮ̚F̑͏̪̯̣͍̠o̢̡͈̹̠̫̹ͩ̐̌̓̊̈͐͠r͈̭̮̯ͯͬĕ͔͔̪͛̓̋̇͗̄̈́m̿ͩ̚͏̝̲̻a̙̤͉̻̟̲̣͂̌͊̄͌̽ͩ͆̀n̆͏̷̰̱̯̜ ̱͖͔͛̏͌͜͜ǧ̅ͧ͏̭̮̞̲̺͍̱r̸̙ͬ͒ͩ͢i̸̝̙͈̣̭̖̜ͯ̒ͩl̷͉̫̆̈ͭ͘l̵̖̣̗͔̠͈̉̒͐ͯͥ̋͒̄̿.̧̥͒̌̔ ̷͉̠̹͚̖͙ͥͩͣͮ̀͜͜ͅT̛̪͍̦̙̭͔̞ͯͧ̈́̃̃̾̊́h̶̙̩̥͊̊ͦ͛̕e̟̘̙̳̪͍̅͋ͯ̅ͣ̑͘ỹ̦̪͛͋̾ͭ ̴͎̦̩̹̘̇̏̑̐̀̅́w̧͉͈͎̻̖͖ͣ̅̍͐̊e̖͎̜ͯ̈͌̀̂͘͝r͓̺̥̮̱̠͎̆͒ͫ̂͐̑̓͞e̸̯̱͈̥͕͔͗ͦ͌̉̓ ͖͇͎̗̲̲͉̏͑͐̑̈́̀́ͪ͟ģ̵͔͇̗̦ͥͧͬ̕o̸̥̼ͩ́̑̇͋ͯ̾̍ö̢̹̪̼̝̞̱͎̞d̶ͬ̇̐ͨ̏҉̼͕̞!̸̩̯̗̒ͧͣ̋̑ͣ͢ ̶͎̫̑ͤ̃̽̓̓Ḭ̼̦̺ͯ͛̂̅̏̈̄̚ ̭̠̭̤́̂ͯͨͥ̆̌̋͢m̨̡̺̯̣̣̗̣̘͚̉̄̉a̶̢̯̤͍̱͙̮̰̳̮ͩ͛̓͆̅͛k̏ͧͤͯ͢͠͏͚e͔ͪ ̡̲͒̋͛̀̔g͓̐̈́͊o̧͓͎͉̽̍̔̐̐̾ͥ͗̎ō̵̻̜ͭͩͣd͙͔͓̈́ͦ̃̅̈͢ ̡͔͔̯̫̻̖̹͌b̉ͭ̂́̚͏̣̮̖ṳ̝̳̳́ͥͬ̋͐͒ͨͨ͠ͅr̢ͩ̂̈̌͛̒̀ͨͫ҉̥̘̱̗̩̙ģ̮̥̺̞͔̫̫̝̹͆ͯ̑̎̊ͣ͝e̹̯̝̰̤̞͔̓́͟͞r̷͚̹̲̙͉̤ͭ̎͐̏́̚s̼̺̼͔͛͐͆͌̈̆̐͑̚ͅ ̝̳̪̳͔̪̘̠͇ͪͥ̑̅͂̿å̟̉ͨ̎̅̔͛ͭ̚͘n͑ͣͦ҉̪̱̣̼͍ͅd̸̘͕̻̞̠̑̀̈ ̶̣͔̱̝͚̞͔̥̊̐̄ͮ̍̚I̴͉͕̦ͨͤ̏̔̇ͥ́̀ ͉͔̼̰̬͓ͫ̀ṣ̱̫̝ͣ͑ͦ͆̂ͩ͢e̝͔̜̫̼̳̦̭͙ͣ̂r̹͖̗̙̳̀͗ͥv̘͍͔̜͙̋͗ͣe̷̷͖̥̠͓͙ͭ͋ ̓̇̊͂̽ͣͮ҉̯̭̮t̸̨͇̲̊̿ͩh̪̣͎̙͔̄ͭͅe͔̤̓ͧͦ͗̂̊͝m̵̲̪̮̘̳͈̹̫̼̔͐͊͂̂̒ͨ͠ ̼͇͐ŵ̢ͪ͊̏͑͗͏̱̻̮͎͍͚í̖̯ͧͮ̂͝t̷͔̫̙͔͔ͣͪ̍̇͘h̵̢̖̼͚̭̹̩͚̀͊ͬ̈͝ ͓̭̠͎̪ͨ́̆ć̗̝̮̠̅̂͆ͅơ̮̲ͭͬ̊̂ͥ̾̽͢r͆ͧͣ͏̱̠̥͍ņ̟̩̙́̚͡ ̝ͯ̽͊͊͗͛̕͘͡o̖͖̔͐̆ͯ͆̓͛͘͜͡n̢̹̣͕͇̲̟̈̀ͤ̚ ͯ̿̅̈́ͬͯ͂̚͢҉̰̱̦̪ţ̰̉̿̇ͦ̔͌̌ͫhͯ̂ͬ̽͘͏͇̰̪͇e͕̘͔͔ͪ ̢̫̞̈́ͪ͒͋ͩ̚͟c̵̳̯̖̮̖͇̪̃͗ͩ̌͋̏̚͞ȯ̶͍͎̲͙̠̜͊͆͡b̬̱̼̫͎̙̽́ ͚̪̣̫̰̄a͕̘̻̖͒̈́ͣ̾͌ͭ́̏̓n̠͈̺͙̩̾̽͑̚d̸͙̹̱͊͑̒̎̄͘ ͩ͐̑͌̅ͬͭ͐͏̴̮̱B̡̓̊ͬ̔̀̐͏̗͙̯͇̱̣͍B̼̮̪̝̥̳̺͇͂̽ͅQ̢̥̗̭̥̼̦̟̤̋̈́ͭ ̳̘̦͉̦͂̊ͤ͂̎͐͋̉̕ͅb̙̜̤̬̹̪͙͆̒̃ͦ͂̊͜a̶ͪ͂ͬ͗ͮͭ͂ͩ̂̀҉̫͈̠kͪ̽͏͓͕̭̯͔̱̙͘ĕ̦̞͇̦͆̏̆̃̇͘d̬̮̳̆͋̎ͧ͋̀̉̕̕͢ͅ ̶͈͔̮̜̻̲͑͂̃̊̐b͍͙̠̠͖̗̲͂ͧ̉ͨ͌ę̸̲͈͈̗͈̮̖ͤ̿̄ͮͅá̦̣̠̟̆̋̄ͪͩ̀̕͟n̸͙̹̠̣̄ͫͭ͆ͫs̥͕͌̂̀́͡ ̴̧̪̜͈̙̥̔̃͑ͦͯ̌ͬ͐ä̡͍̱̙͎̥̻̉̍́̐͗ͬͅs̩̻̞̠̱̳̥̭͑̾̔ͨ̾ͯͯ͜͡ ͯͨ̈͗̎҉̵̜̭̙̼͓̣ͅà͙͋̑ͬ͂̊ͧ ̺̣̓p͒͂ͤ̿ͮ҉̸̡̻͓̳e̻̣̼̭̫̘ͩ̑͜͝r̭̻̎̓͑̍̾ͮ͢͝s̸̨̭̩̊̂̈̈͗̌̐̕o̜͎̻͋̅͒̉ͧ̂ͦ͟n̍͂̓ͮͧ̅͟҉̫̣̯̰͔̹̮̤ ̝̬̫̩̣̋͑ͯ̃ͩ̏ͬo̵͈ͫͤ̾̾ͧ̆̊̏̚͟u̴͉͇̝̤̘̟͌ͯ̓ͥ̆̇̚͠g̷̢̼͈̼̙̘̩̩̮͚̋̐͑͋h̲͎͇͙̠ͪ̈̃̽ͮ̔̓ͤ͡t̴̨͕̯̭͖̠̬̦̪ͭ́̽͋̓͗̐͐ͅ.̒͌ͩ͛͛҉҉͉͍̗̰͢

I͓̩̠͙̥̣̱̖̣̙͚̯̤̪̠͇͐ͭͦ̿͛̈́̒̀̕ͅͅ ̶̪͎̼͈̹̟̪̘̲̈̐̓ͥ͑̌̐̽ͬͦͭ͞m̸̸̤̝͎̹̦̮̫̫̟̰̓̃̈̄̊̑͐ͧ͆͒ͭ̒̋ͭͬ̕͡a̍͌̊̕͏̘̝̙̯͎̠̠͓̗͕͖̰̤ͅḑ̴̘͓̙̦̘̞̮̗̳̌͆ͨͣ́͋̇̊ͩ̓̽́ͣͨͨ́ĕ̸̢̢̘̙͓̼̬̺̻̤̣̲͈͉ͪͩͣ͑ͫͪ̄ͨ͐̊͆͛ͮ́̀ ͬ̇̉̓̆̓͆̔̒̀͏̱̰̝̟̥͎̗͎͉̤̜̣̣͔̠̳̤ͅͅb͉̙͔̟̤̯̺̘͔͚̤̬̬̓̏̾͆̍ͮ̾ͬ̑́́ͅu̐̆̊ͭͭ͗ͦ͂͌̈́̇̚҉͓͚̱̦̺̕͡͝r̈́̅̑̇́͊̄̏ͮ̄͑̾ͮ̾̕҉̳̭̪̱̭̯̦̦̱̜̯͕g̡͖͔̞̘̩͕̝̜̩͈͙ͫͨͭ͗͂͌̏͂̅ͤ̒̑͟e̜̪̣̦̓́̃̊ͮ̾̒̋͋ͥ͒͂́̕ŗ̾̍͑̾̅͌͊̄̈̒̑́ͭ̚͏̯̜̝s̻̟̲̣̥̮̲̗̗̖̯͎͙͇̫͇͙̦̄̋̒͛ͫ͊ͧ̓ͮ̋͂̚͟͢͞ ̣͈̹̬̭̩͓̻̹͉͕͈͓̘͖̟̳̺́̂̋̄̄̽ͫ̅ͦͤ̑̀̚yͧ̏ͤ̂ͥ̽ͫͮ̄ͣͪ̍ͧ̆͒ͮ͘͟͏̸̫͇̻̣̯̮̥̳̼̗̱͔̠͚͎̥͎ę̰̠̮̙̠͉͙̩̮̤̝͈͈̬̗͑̓̋̇ͮ̈̃̇̋̚͟͟͢͡ͅs̢̳̻͖̹̲͖͍̳͎̱͙͓͕̠̗̝̭̱͊̈ͮͥ̌̐̈́̊ͣͦ̈́̃ͬ̒̌̎̍ͥ͝͠ͅt̶̸͉͔̮̠̱̯̞̭̋ͯͤ̈́ͥ̽̎͗͊͒͐ͫ̌ͨ̽̌͠e̷̢̛̥̞̰͙̹̝̲͖͔͎̳̗ͦ̂ͪ̔̕͘r̷̴̳̘̤͓̳͇̉ͧ̋̍̐̀̚ḋ̡͕̯̝͕̪͈̟̫̹͓̦̞͉͈̤̤̲̮͆̓̌̒͒̂̓ͣ͗̚͢a̴͑̐̄́ͧ̏̂ͯͬ͋̎̀́̿ͫ̔̚͏̤̝̜̖̘̠̘̺̜̫̰̠̥͓̙ÿ̷̶̺̣̗̬̤̝͓͈̞̞̳̤͇͙̫̤́͊̾̊͊̾̊̈ͭ́̚͟͝ ̵̨̞̟̼̥͚ͥͮ͋ͩ̆̏̿ͅo̷̡̰̤̙̳͓̺̪̙̗̖̥̙̹͈͆̈́ͮ͐͑̿̀ͣ͋ͫͭͫ̃̀̒̄͠͡ň̊̂̓̂̎ͨ̕͞҉̨͙͈̺̹̲̗̥̬̤̙͚̣̘̯̭́ͅ ̴͖͙̲͕̗̞̠̙͔̪̀͐̀ͫ̉͋͛̓̉̈̃̑͌̐͞t̴̫̳̣̜̲̟͉̫̣̖͖̩͕̝͍̮̣̊͆̅͛̚̕h̉̉ͤ̂ͨ̔͛͆̀ͣ̆̾ͩ̅͐̌̓̿̐҉̸̢̠͇̼͕̘̦͍͕̯͚̼͓͎̮̟͖̪̀e̠̺͍̹̤̣̫̺̭̤̦̺͚ͭ̇ͧ̔̈̓̄ͣ̋̃͌̌̄ͥ͜͞͠ ̶̶̻͎͕̳̭̗̫̌͆̄̾̿ͤ̓̊̐͋͋ͦ̑̈̋ͭg̡̢̘̯̘̜̜͍͉͂̂̍ͫͩ̅͐̒ͦ̐̋͘͜o̴̢̬͓̞̺͉̗̣̲̰ͫ͐̃̐̌͋ͥͭ̂̅̃̓ͥ̋͑̊̋̍̇͜ő̶̯̰̠̣̜̮̼̜ͨ͐̂ͭͩ͋̌ͪ̀d̶̢̡̻͕͔̦͚̰̪͙̜ͫ̓ͨ̏ͣ̽̍́̓ͯ̐̈́̅͋ͣ̀̋͡͡ ̢̛̼͖͓̟̬͈̝͙͑̋ͧ̋̎̀͋̀̑̾͒ͥ͌ͫͯ̂̐ͣ́͠ỏ̵̸̡͕̻̙͕̙͔̔̀̈͗̆ͤ̾̆̿ͭ̓̈́̈ͩ́̐l̏̾́̓͋̊̽̐̾ͪ͋ͯ̏͛ͪͤ̊̇͠͏҉҉̤̝͖͓͟d̶͉͎̙̠̲ͬ̃ͣ́̐͆ͨ͌ͪ̈̄̃̏̑ͨ͠ ̶̛̣̼̹̙͖͉̰ͣ͐ͫ̋ͧ̀̍ͦ̌̾̈̐̉́F̴̮̬̣̜͉͎̹̩̣͔̺̩̗͕͖̻͈̟͆̽ͧ̅̔̆̊͆ͧͦ̽̊͞ȏ̜̺͉̹̮͈̹̻̻͕̏̎͋̉ͨ̀̕̕̕rͨ̇̇̀ͮͩ̍̀̿̈́̒̔ͫ͆͏̪͍̪͍̙͎̜e̐̎ͣ҉͏͕̯̠̜͓̺̩̀͘m͔̦̟̙̜̱͚̙̼ͪ̉ͭͬ̅̈̑͌ͣ͒ͩ̍́̚͘͝aͫ͆ͧ͗̓ͮ̔͆͜҉̻̹̝̘̞͚̦̪̳̩̬̩̯̟̪́ǹ̵̸̜̲͓̞̇͋͐͌̅̌ͤ͂͑͒̈́ͮ́ ̧͍̻̥̯͈̗̀͛̔̅̉ͨͦ̽̄ͮͦ͗̀͡g̴̢̔͗͐͊ͫ͂̌̓͛̽ͬ͑ͭͭ̃҉̶͖̺̙̖̲͈͖̩̰ṙ̴̸̢͍͕̜͕̮̙͔͖̜̆̈͂ͩ̎̇́͜ͅi̸̛͎̖̙̻̺̺̪͙̤̜͍̓̿̽̊̽͘͜ͅl̸̡̡͉̝̘̺͓̻͊ͣͣ̂ͯͯ̉̇̔ͯ̅̉͐̎́͝l̶̼͕̰̭̗̣̫͍͔͇̝̩͍͓̪͎̲ͫ̂ͪ͌̌͋̄̓ͭ̀̒̔͌̀̿ͫ̈́̀.̅̂̆͂̍̽͆͑͒ͪ̾̋̎̕͏̷̷̫̝̟̱̖͔̻̲̞͙ ̴̡̛͙̙̣̮͚̞̙̼͕̦̪̖̘̬͙̬̇̈͂ͦ̇ͮ͂ͧͅT̛̟͇͔̘͇̟̞̦̙̟ͭ̓̋̀̾ͯ͌̍ͦ́̚͢͞͝ḫ̡̪̱͔͈̱̳̫̫̪̥͇̦̟͕̯̺͗ͧ̎ͦ̅ͫ͊͗͐͢͟͠͝ͅe̘͈̠̜̗͚͖͂͂͛ͪ́ͮ̄̆̃̈́̚͜͞y̵̡̧̨̮̞̹̰̖͓͈̟̫̒͂̌ͫ͜ ̸̶̙̝̯̼̮̳͙͙̬͓͓͖̦͉͓̹̾͊̅̎ͬ̅́́̊͞w̥̳͓͙̱̟̦̝̯͐ͥ̔͛́ę̵̶͊̈͒̎̅͆ͮͭ̄̈́̓͐̍͏҉̣̺̦̠̣̻̪͙̜̺͎ͅr̵̡̼̠̜̜̻̘̟̥̜̩̦͌́̊͗͑͋ͦ͊̀͋̃͋̉ͣ̀̇̃̕ͅeͪ͋̍̈́ͮͣ̍̒ͥ͆̿̂͒҉̟̜̟͕̯̦̖̰͙͍̖̦̕ ̸̷̨͔̻̱͎͖̬͖̦ͮ̓ͤͨͬ̈́̑͆̎̉̒ͦ͌̔ͮ͜͞ͅĝ̵̵̱̥̹͖̮̙͊͌ͥ͋̀̀̑͗̀̓ͪͥͫ̄̏̔o̡͕̭̜̣̩̰̜͍̟ͯͣ̓̊̂͐̐̐͐͆͐ͫ̔̊͜ǫ̸̎̓ͩ͌̓̓͘҉̶̞͔̳͈̠̭̬͍̟͇̘̻͖̼͕d̴̶̃́͊̀̇͆͂ͤ̈́͐͛͒̓̌ͨͪͤ̓̕͏̺̳̙̫̤̪̕ͅ!̢̳̖̻̩ͮ̽̀ͭͯ̔ͩͥ̌͜ ̶̴̡̨͙̩̗̦͕͈̇ͣ́̿͒ͯͭͮ̂͛̈́̿̆͊́̐͜I̿̔ͮͤ͐͠҉̵̢̼̙͕̹̖̹̤ͅ ͇̳̤̳̘̯̗̲̙̱̘̮̠͕̇ͩͩ̇͒̐ͤ̔̌͋̍̈̄̚͠m̵̡̟̙͚͍̥̝̜̮͚͑͑̉̃ͭͣ̂̎̀͂̓̆̎̎͡a̸̡̛̳̬̠̙̹̻̺̖̖̳̫̦̹̰̻̩̱ͮͤ̂ͦ͛͊̈̆ͨ̚̚͞͠k̻̹͉̤̮̬̺̤̱̦͎̣̞̙̣͆̍͛̊ͧͧ̇̾ͩͪͬ̆͑̆ͮ͛ͯͣ̚͟ȩ͊̊̃̄́ͣ́̓ͣ͛̂ͦ̍̈́͗̈͋͏͈̟̯͚̺͚̟̭̦̟̜̤͟ ̜̰̠͇̦̮̥͍̭͇ͮ́̌͐̋ͯͭ͗̓̉ͭ̀͢ğ̵͆̊̍ͪ͒ͨͧͩ͌͌͛͐̓͘͘͝҉̱̤͓̮̞̣͎̝̠̩o̫̗̪̭̫͕͚̼̝̊̉̉ͯ̆͒̆̔͌ͯͯ́́̚ͅo̡̢͉̩̮͕͉̦̟̱͓͔͕̙̽ͬ̿͋̔ͤ̈́͢͞dͣ́̽̓҉̨̠̯̫̤̮̘͈̺̯̘͉̯̫̫͔̣͎͢͡ͅͅ ̴̸̟̮̜̞̣̖͎͚͖͙̲̗͇̠ͪ͊͂͒͛͆̂͘͢͡b̈̇ͣ̈́̍͑͐̀̀̀͠҉̧̦̝̮̼ṳ̡̞͍̞̩͈͔̬̘̻̬͚̰͚̞̍ͫ̊ͨͦ͆ͨͯ͑ͪ̇͝͞r̀̈́̿ͩͯͯ̌̀̿̾̾͂͆̄̽͌̍̽͆҉̧̰͖͈̼͚̳̗͔̯g̵̢͛̆ͫͧ͗̃̽̈̌ͤ͡҉̛̦̖̗͉̗͕̱͎̲̼͈͕e̸̡̪̣̹̺̣ͭͮͣ͒̋ͭ̑ͫ͐̂͒͆̓̌ͤ̈́ͨ̍̈͠r̯̰̹̞̳̖̞̖̳̼̻͙̰͉ͣ͊ͧ̓ͭ͗ͫ̔̒͐͒̾ͣ͋̓̏͟͟ͅs̨̡͇͇͓̫̗̜̹̱̦̱̞͎̍ͯ̆ͯͤ́͟͠ ̷̸̨̘͕̪̣̖͙̣̞̱͔̞̣̩̫̻͎̬̠̆ͨ̾̄͌͜ạ̗̬̩̲͔͕͕̹̬͚̝̓͛̀ͯ̋̉̿̓̃̌ͮ̇̒ͫ̎͑ͦ̾́͝n̩̥̫͎̞̰̝ͮͣͬ̾ͥ́ͦͨͭ̉̍̏ͣ͂ͮ̌̇͌̏͘͟͡ͅd̪̟̗̠͔̱̪̟̞͔̼͕͕͇͍͍̰͑̑̌ͭ̉ͥ͊͋̂̐̕͢͞ ̸̨͙̜̣̜͇̳̜̣̹͖̭̟͗ͧ͊̊̈́͗͐ͫ̒ͦ̎̑̋ͅĮ̴̭̩̼͖̗̦̘̤͇̟̹͓̼͈̪̥͆͛̌̍̅͂ͮ̇͂̐͌̚̚ ̡̧̜̰̗͈͕̌̽ͨ̏ͬͣͤͧ́̅̌̔ͮ̄ͮ̄̈́̈̚͘s̴̢̟̞̹͇͉̦̭̬̞̗̬̖͇̳̤̘̓ͮͣ̆̄ͩ̓ͣ̌͊ͮͯ̇͑͂ͤ̏̚eͮ̓ͨͧͯ̿ͮ̓͂ͤͫͤ͊͑̄́͆̓͑͘͜͏̸̧̳̦͈͉͔̠͈͍̗̗ͅr̆̌ͫ̇ͬ̏ͨ͐҉̵̭͉̮̹ͅv̷̨̪̟̣͚̣̪̗̤̟̲̣̱ͦ̏̽ͬ͑̽ͭ̎ͭ̚ȇ̶ͬ̽̿͐͐͂͏̵̢҉̟̟͙̳̫̳̝ͅ ̡̡̨̗̥͍̹͍͈̻̗́ͪͫͤ̊̌̆̈̂͂̎͊͗͊ͪ̇̚̚̕ͅẗ̢̜̫͙͎͕̫̎̃ͯ̈ͪ̏͌ͫ͋́̊͒̏̐ͤͬ̋̔͢ḥ̶̸̲͕̪̳͇͋ͪͪ̃ͣ̈́ͯ͆́ͨͥ͆̆̾̔͊͋̚͞͞ͅȩ̴͚̰͉̙͍̹̺̥̹͚̯̖̅ͪ̀̇̇͑͋̈ͤ̓ͣͨ̾ͪ̕͢͡m̧̛̪͇̖̱̦̩̼͎̙͊ͩ͑ͧ̐ͣ̑̓̎̇ͫ̚ͅ ̸̡̨̲̣̮̫̰͕̙͍̹̝̇͌̄͋ͬ̈́ͧ͗̆̀̐ͧ̚w̴̡̛̤͈̫͕̬̺̳͎̣̖̭̭͓͍̘͓̮͉̹ͧ̉ͬ̂̀̔̔̚͡ị̴̡̧̹̝̻͓̟̞͍͚̅̅̾ͨ͋̏̒͛͌̇͒ͩ͗ͬ̇̌̅͊̀t̷̛̩̮̳̙̞̣͍̘͔͔̦̲̥̹͙̣̒ͯ͑̂ͮ̐́̀͜h̎̓̅͋̒̆͑ͫ͜҉̙͕͚̥͔̣͓̬̲̙̕͝͝ ̢̠̻̪͇̝̫͖̥̬̔̇͑̆̿͛͋͜͠c̸͊ͦ́͌͌ͤ͛̐͛ͥ̅̅̏͗͠͏͈̰̦͈̭̟͞o̷̷̧͓̱̟͖̯̥͚͎̱̐̑̃̆̒̂̋ͯ̔͆̉ͅȑͬ̂͏̸̢̢̠̜͕̭͉̹̫̪̣̺̮̗̹͎̺̦͟n̸̡̨̛̮̝̙͍̝̠̹͈̘̜̘̥̜̟ͪ͋͐͗̆͗ ͖̱̻̣͉͔̦͉̥ͪͤ͗̍̉͌͆͌͌ͮ̊ͫ̓͐́ͬ̕o̵̴̧ͤ̍̃͒ͯ͋̉̇̋҉̝͎͔̪̩n̸̡ͯ̋̇̽̈͋̎̎ͥͤ̄͒͏̡̫̪̞̣̪̼̣͖̼͍̞̦̣̩̹ͅͅͅ ̢͗͑͂̔̇͏̷̻̙͍̞̻̱̻̤͍̗͓̙̟̮ͅt̨̡̟̮͙̩͓̖̥͓͎̖͚͍̫ͧ͐ͬ̂̈́̄̈́̈̍h̶̢̡͇͙͈̳͔̺͔̮̳̼̩̞ͪ͗͑ͬͩ̉ͬ̓́͘͘ͅȩ̷͉͚͕̬͚̗̦͖̻̜̬̖̖̄̾̔̈́ͣ̓̊͛ͦ͗ͮ̚͘͠ ̵͇̳͉̼̻͕͍̱ͯͫ̃̏ͦ̒̓̐ͭͫ̏ͮ̃ͣ̑̊ͧ͂̚͘̕̕͞ͅcͩ̿̽ͪͣ́̐̐ͦͧ̒͊͘͝͏̴̖̯͎̯͙̪͉͙͖͖̤͔̠͝ǒ̵̵̼͈͚̜̦͉̥̭̳̳̱̳͔ͭ̐̊̋̚b̶̡͇̳͕̞̼̦͎̣̤̘͖̩͙̱̮̳͇ͩ̐ͨͨ̃͛ͫ̆͗̿ͧͦͮ̎͜͞ͅ ̷̢̖̘͕͕͍̺̦̟̣͇̦̪̒ͪ͂̓͛ͣ̔ͨ̈́ͪ͢͡ȁ̢̖̫̼̟̮̱̯̼͔̭̙̞͖̺͚̋̐ͨ̒ͧͪ̋̍̇̋̽ͧ̾̆̃̅ͣ͞nͨ̆͗̄̊̋̋̏͊̏́̌̅̏͑̿̀͢͏͔̲̯̳d̷ͯ̋ͪ̇̐̍̌̃ͣ͊ͪ̆ͩ͐̋͌̀̕҉̼̗͔͙̤̜̦̞̩͇͈̜ ̸̢̻̙̼͖͎̇̒͂̒̽̃ͫ̒̎̊̅ͤ̃̋ͨ̎ͯ̽̿́͡͝B̛̮̩̤̠̯̦ͨ͒̊ͣͮ̀͌̀̈́̑ͨͯͯ̎͐͞B̘̘͉̲̼̰̼̥̫̬̤̝̩̲͗͑̔̿̎͆̇ͯ̽̃ͫ͟ͅQ͕̘̞̼͔͉͎͙̠͎̗̳͕̹͗͒̎̎ͪ́ͅ ̵̧̜̬̯̩̇̍̄̐̓̎ͬͫͭ̏ͫͤͬ͘͠b̷͎̖͚̝̻̮̱̟̖͈̯͙̗͍͙͎͎͆͊͗͊ͮͮ̿ͪͮ͂ͯ́̚͟͡͞a͈͍͕͆̾̅̅͊ͨ̐͋͌̃ͯ̉̆͂ͭ̉͜͟͞k̼͕̼̹͇̙͊ͪ̋̇͋͋̕͡͞e̶̡̹͖͎͚̰̹̣͔̺͕͓̖͙̜ͥ͋ͭͦ͌ͦ͟͢͝d̡͉͍̙̹͖̲̥͎̬̪̯̈́͌ͮ͌͋́͟͡ ͚̰̜̬̰̘̭̟̥͔̗̻͕̗̙̗̺ͬ́̑̈̄̒̓́ͣ͋̍ͥ̀̀̕͢ͅb̨̽̊͗̎̐ͨ̍ͧͬ͌͑̋̎ͬͦ̽̍̒͏̷̝̮̼̖̳̝̀͜ĕ̡̻̞̺̯̭̲͔͉̱̳̗͓͚̱̱̟̗ͧ͋ͮ̽͗̿̌ͤ͆̊̓̚a̵̛̓ͨͮͩͫ̾͠͝҉̬̞̫͉͇͈̺̬̲̩̗̼̱̯̙ͅn̴̡̛̻͍̱̫͙͉̩̬̊ͬ̎͐ͦ̚͠s̓̇ͤͣ̌ͫͦͨ̽̑҉̤̬̱̫̦͖̣̮̮͕̱̬̦͕̩̮̯͙͘͡ ̤͓̞̇̇̃ͮ͑ͬ͋͛ͭ̉ͦ͂͌ͨ̃̈ͫ̅́ͅaͤͨͧ͐̒̚҉̷̵̡̘̩̤̜͠s̢̗̞̹̥͍̻̯͚͚͍̥͉̰̮ͧ͑̊͛͋̎̐͋͊̕ͅͅ ̷̦͍̺͎̠͚͕̩̟̩̗͍̩̹̟̠ͦ͐ͥͭͬ͗ͣ̆͐̐͑͆̇̓ͬ͊ͭ̇͡͡ͅͅa̵͇̱̼̞͇̗͐͆͌̏͌ͬ̑͒ͯ̒̔ͭ̃ͣ̏̓̔ͦ̚͘͡͡ ̶̤̗̰͉̫̝̬̗̲͔͉̝̩̝̦͗̾̓̈̐ͭ́̒̇͊́͢p̞̜̝̰̜̮̩̣̱̪ͦ͛̓ͭͫ͗͟ȇ̵̥̥̥͖̗͉͎̟̩͖͈̺̥̣̞̙͔̟̓̌̃̃͑ͪ̾̆͌̊̿́͠ͅr̛̰̳̼̳̻̝̪̙͙͇͖͎̘̋ͯͬͬ͐̋̒ͮ̽̎ͦͤ͐͑ͦ͒͘͠s͇̭͖͓̳͎̱̗̐ͬ̓͛̑̓̿ͬ͂ͣ̈̿͌ͩ̐́̚͟ỏ̷̾̑͂̎ͦͯ̃͊ͨͦ̽̊̑̐̊̚̚͝҉̢̮̦̲͚̞̲̜̰͎̖͉̘̺̙̣̼̝n̢̛̘͖͍͙̤͉͔̬͍͖̤̤̟͈̞̰̲̑̉͒ͭ͋̆̌ͧ́͘͢ ̵̢̢̰̩̻͚̗͙̘̙̹̬͙̝̝̗̘ͦͫ̎ͬ͊́͆̃̇̆̍ͦͨo̸̾ͩ̍͒̉ͦͣ҉̞̰̜̰̯̦͇̫̥̠̺̺͙̳̮̭̼̦ũ̶̬̳͚͓̺̝̠͖̟̄ͨͨͧ͑̑̐̈͑̂̎̔ͫ̓̀͢g̸̸͇͕̪̬̥̠̱͕̦̜͓̮͚̯͖̭̱̹̔ͨ͐͑ͬ́̈ͫͮ̂ͦ͗̆͗̾́̔̄ͤ͘͠ͅh̡̡̰͚͙̰̰̣̜͉̹̤ͨ̋̇̇̑͒͐͑͐ţ͈͈̺̗̫̗͈̱̩͕̩͓̘͓̜͔͊̔̍̑̂ͯ͑͐ͦ̀́͢͢.̶͎̺̬͕͉̰͇̜̇ͭ̎ͧ̎ͬ̅͘͢͟

Chrome just offered to translate this post from Vietnamese to Dutch.

Phoenix-D

Corn on the cob

Google thinks this chat is in Vietnamese for some reason.

SummaryJudgment

BBQ

I'm seeing some solid folk on poll team BBQ

good, good

Shazkar Shadowstorm

Corn on the cob

I ate a lot of garbage today out of self desctructive behavior and a desire to cover up feelings with carbs and fat and salt

But now I feel gross
Oof

japan

Serve them

SERVE THEM

SummaryJudgment

BBQ

Kamiro wrote: »

Did I break everyone's chat?

hold on, I'm going to post the hex code to render a pic

hold onto your v scroll

Doodmann

Serve them

japan wrote: »

SERVE THEM

Japan and Atomika get it.

RMS Oceanic

SchreeFeck

japan

Serve them

kamiro đã phá vỡ cuộc trò chuyện

Organichu

Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »

I ate a lot of garbage today out of self desctructive behavior and a desire to cover up feelings with carbs and fat and salt

But now I feel gross
Oof

Are you getting fat yet

SummaryJudgment

BBQ

RMS Oceanic wrote: »

SchreeFeck

his participation was always a boon

too pure for this world

BeNarwhal

BBQ

Are y'all in the States still allowed to spray poison on your lawns

Maybe you could stop doing that

That seems a reasonable middle ground to reach re: sustainable lawn maintenance

SummaryJudgment

BBQ

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Are y'all in the States still allowed to spray poison on your lawns

Maybe you could stop doing that

That seems a reasonable middle ground to reach re: sustainable lawn maintenance

like, for insect treatment?

Neco

Foreman

Google, tell me how to get rid of double chins

RMS Oceanic

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Are y'all in the States still allowed to spray poison on your lawns

Maybe you could stop doing that

That seems a reasonable middle ground to reach re: sustainable lawn maintenance

Or they could not have lawns

Pretty liberating

SummaryJudgment

BBQ

because I'm thinking real hard about that, since i live in a malarial swamp

Atomika

Serve them

SummaryJudgment wrote: »

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Are y'all in the States still allowed to spray poison on your lawns

Maybe you could stop doing that

That seems a reasonable middle ground to reach re: sustainable lawn maintenance

like, for insect treatment?

and increased greenery

or to decrease weed growth

or just for fun

SummaryJudgment

BBQ

RMS Oceanic wrote: »

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Are y'all in the States still allowed to spray poison on your lawns

Maybe you could stop doing that

That seems a reasonable middle ground to reach re: sustainable lawn maintenance

Or they could not have lawns

Pretty liberating

hot take

I've got a lawn, and I simply don't water it since we get plenty of rain here

the environmental horror

Doodmann

Serve them

The problem with front lawns is barely anyone uses them right.



*to be clear, the above is the correct way to utilize a front yard*

SummaryJudgment

BBQ

Atomika wrote: »

SummaryJudgment wrote: »

BeNarwhal wrote: »

Are y'all in the States still allowed to spray poison on your lawns

Maybe you could stop doing that

That seems a reasonable middle ground to reach re: sustainable lawn maintenance

like, for insect treatment?

and increased greenery

or to decrease weed growth

or just for fun

i could give a shit about 1 and 2, I'm just tired of spending 30 minutes outside and being covered in welts