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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    that geth post is proof that the mods pull the strings on his robot body

    wake up sheeple

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    good morning chat
    dogs are great

    Bless your heart.
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    I don't know what's going on but it looks like Chanus failed us

    It’s chanus’ first day, give him a chance to succeed you partisan hack

    I will not stand for this breach of civility

    Is not a man entitled to total nonjudgment, regardless the content of his character?

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I have to have a stressful meeting with some IT people and higher ups soon

    God this is such an office

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think it's just random based on posts on the last couple of pages of a [chat]. Something like that.

    Right, that's an important factor!

    Because yeah, that was briefly an issue when Geth was first ... brought online to guide us all

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    that geth post is proof that the mods pull the strings on his robot body

    wake up sheeple

    i did make a bug thread as is my civic duty as a model citizen

    but i am holding out hope it is not revealed there was chicanery afoot

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Health clinic said until I see them I shouldn't drink coffee.

    I can't in good conscience comply with this order.
    Funny, I asked my doctor about that and she said, it's good for me as long as I'm under 4 cups a day.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    My kind and liege I must leave your side for a moment, to move my chariot from the alternate side so as to avoid the stain of an New York City parking authority ticket. I have erred once before, and I cannot go back into the clink.

    _39342766_anglegrinderman3_203.jpg

    never fear

    angle grinder mannnnnnn

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think it's just random based on posts on the last couple of pages of a [chat]. Something like that.
    it's actually an advanced AI calculating the name of God via an acrostic

    when the name is complete, as the last chat is closed, the time of reckoning will be here

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I knew Geth had a hardon for Chanus, but that last thread ending was special.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    How do you call among you the little mouse, the mouse that jumps?

    Gary

    that's a wonderful name for a mouse

    i feel so cozy now

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Three dudes in my city were arrested for kidnapping and stabbing a guy who owed them $900. Chanus you're an expert in Real Virginia, is $900 really stabbing money?

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    that geth post is proof that the mods pull the strings on his robot body

    wake up sheeple

    i did make a bug thread as is my civic duty as a model citizen

    but i am holding out hope it is not revealed there was chicanery afoot

    Is this our Watergate

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think it's just random based on posts on the last couple of pages of a [chat]. Something like that.
    it's actually an advanced AI calculating the name of God via an acrostic

    when the name is complete, as the last chat is closed, the time of reckoning will be here

    THERE IS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    I think suspicions of chicanery or some complicated process behind it beyond picking someone standing nearby when it happens is over-estimating the amount of effort that was likely to be put into something so inconsequential.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Three dudes in my city were arrested for kidnapping and stabbing a guy who owed them $900. Chanus you're an expert in Real Virginia, is $900 really stabbing money?
    In Real Virginia, $80 is stabbing money.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think suspicions of chicanery or some complicated process behind it beyond picking someone standing nearby when it happens is over-estimating the amount of effort that was likely to be put into something so inconsequential.

    Counterpoint: IcyLiquid is a madman genius, and Tube enjoys screwing with D&D. :D

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Coinage wrote: »
    Three dudes in my city were arrested for kidnapping and stabbing a guy who owed them $900. Chanus you're an expert in Real Virginia, is $900 really stabbing money?

    $900 split three ways as well. I don't think I'd stab a guy for $300.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Three dudes in my city were arrested for kidnapping and stabbing a guy who owed them $900. Chanus you're an expert in Real Virginia, is $900 really stabbing money?

    down here that's like three weeks' pay

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Three dudes in my city were arrested for kidnapping and stabbing a guy who owed them $900. Chanus you're an expert in Real Virginia, is $900 really stabbing money?
    In Real Virginia, $8 is stabbing money.

    Bless your heart.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Three dudes in my city were arrested for kidnapping and stabbing a guy who owed them $900. Chanus you're an expert in Real Virginia, is $900 really stabbing money?
    it's not about the money, it's about exposure

    you can put that in your portfolio

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think suspicions of chicanery or some complicated process behind it beyond picking someone standing nearby when it happens is over-estimating the amount of effort that was likely to be put into something so inconsequential.

    sounds exactly like something someone up to chicanery would say

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    finished book one of mistborn on audiobook
    went and read the wiki for all the other books because I have a disease where I must complete a book series even if it is awful

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think suspicions of chicanery or some complicated process behind it beyond picking someone standing nearby when it happens is over-estimating the amount of effort that was likely to be put into something so inconsequential.

    Counterpoint: IcyLiquid is a madman genius, and Tube enjoys screwing with D&D. :D

    Counter-Counterpoint: Bogart can't be trusted

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    two scenarios, which is more likely

    1. the mods care enough to meddle
    2. i am fundamentally more pure than anyone else and thus my repeated choosing is simply inevitable

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think suspicions of chicanery or some complicated process behind it beyond picking someone standing nearby when it happens is over-estimating the amount of effort that was likely to be put into something so inconsequential.

    PEPPE SYLVIA PEPPE SYLVIA EVERY PIECE OF [chat] IS PEPPE SYLVIA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    guys i need a new av

    Challenger tier golden frying pan?

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    two scenarios, which is more likely

    1. the mods care enough to meddle
    2. i am fundamentally more pure than anyone else and thus my repeated choosing is simply inevitable

    I'm not saying this is the greatest scandal of our time, but

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think suspicions of chicanery or some complicated process behind it beyond picking someone standing nearby when it happens is over-estimating the amount of effort that was likely to be put into something so inconsequential.

    PEPPE SYLVIA PEPPE SYLVIA EVERY PIECE OF [chat] IS PEPPE SYLVIA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo

    I've always loved the theory that they're marked "Pennsylvania" and Charlie is illiterate

    SummaryJudgment on
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think suspicions of chicanery or some complicated process behind it beyond picking someone standing nearby when it happens is over-estimating the amount of effort that was likely to be put into something so inconsequential.

    PEPPE SYLVIA PEPPE SYLVIA EVERY PIECE OF [chat] IS PEPPE SYLVIA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo

    Care of HR
    Careof HR
    Carol HR
    Carol in HR

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    if you wanted to rustle us up just enough

    you'd choose chanus

    i'm on to you

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think suspicions of chicanery or some complicated process behind it beyond picking someone standing nearby when it happens is over-estimating the amount of effort that was likely to be put into something so inconsequential.

    PEPPE SYLVIA PEPPE SYLVIA EVERY PIECE OF [chat] IS PEPPE SYLVIA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo

    Care of HR
    Careof HR
    Carol HR
    Carol in HR

    Oh my God they're both so obvious.

    Charlie you illiterate goon!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I moved my car to the next block. Street sweeping ticket time ends in a half hour. Tons of cars parked back on the street. Should I babysit the car to make sure the parking SS don’t mark me for execution or just assume they’re done and won’t come back for a second bite at the apple and just leave

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    guys i need a new av

    Challenger tier golden frying pan?
    Or double down
    08f3157086d65bf29476a92a86393f99.jpg

    zepherin on
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2018
    I actually think it has to do with a specific post location on page 98 or 99.

    Chanus is v active during most times so his odds of landing in that location are likely higher han most other chatters

    Vanguard on
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I think I have to perform a Windows Restore

    I have been a poor and uncaring laptop steward :(

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I moved my car to the next block. Street sweeping ticket time ends in a half hour. Tons of cars parked back on the street. Should I babysit the car to make sure the parking SS don’t mark me for execution or just assume they’re done and won’t come back for a second bite at the apple and just leave

    never assume

    that's how they get you

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    for a few years in Richmond they stopped doing street cleaning as a budget cut measure

    but they kept towing people for being parked on the street on what would have been cleaning days for them

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I moved my car to the next block. Street sweeping ticket time ends in a half hour. Tons of cars parked back on the street. Should I babysit the car to make sure the parking SS don’t mark me for execution or just assume they’re done and won’t come back for a second bite at the apple and just leave

    Maybe you should stop violating the law, criminal scum!

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I think suspicions of chicanery or some complicated process behind it beyond picking someone standing nearby when it happens is over-estimating the amount of effort that was likely to be put into something so inconsequential.

    PEPPE SYLVIA PEPPE SYLVIA EVERY PIECE OF [chat] IS PEPPE SYLVIA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo

    This is me 5 hours into a Cultist Simulator run

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