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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I’m defeated and angry and I kind of just want to get revenge by getting really fat and lazy and forcing the government to take care of my chain smoking video game playing ass

    I think that will really own society what do you think

    I hear they already call you a queen.

    You’ll find me in the yellow pages under Queen, Yass

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Why does my goddam World Cup feed keep getting cut for news, I don’t give a fuck what it is just do not cut away.

    Seriously what are you even watching it on neither fox nor telemundo do this

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    One of my coworkers made a joke in really poor taste in front of a client. I don’t know how this is going to shake out but I’m keeping my head down.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    One of my coworkers made a joke in really poor taste in front of a client. I don’t know how this is going to shake out but I’m keeping my head down.

    Rectum damn near killed him!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    One of my coworkers made a joke in really poor taste in front of a client. I don’t know how this is going to shake out but I’m keeping my head down.

    Keep repeating it, getting louder each time, to a room growing more silent with dread until something happens

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    "But what are words, really" is maybe not the best defense of fraud I've ever heard

    It's not really fraud though.

    Literally anyone can start a business. You can do it, today, right now.

    There's no paperwork involved in doing so, maybe if you want a DBA you need to file but you can literally take payment yourself as business income.

    Tada, not actually fraud. Morally gray, yes, legally okay, though.

    Sole proprietorship has some tax implications, though, and you'll need to file that shit on your taxes. But yes you can pay yourself for work in the same way a boss can eat at his own restaurant if he wants.

    You're hinging your case on the fact that the court will agree that all "professionally cleaned" means is that there was payment and nothing else

    which is iffy at best

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    BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    One of my coworkers made a joke in really poor taste in front of a client. I don’t know how this is going to shake out but I’m keeping my head down.

    This is my boss every day.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    We had a guy from a company who tried to pitch their thing to us pull a racist joke during his pitch.

    I think he basically stumbled into it because he does that in private, which says something. On top of that it also says you're not super professional if you can't even keep that down for an hour during a pitch.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the law is actually pretty proof against smartassery

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Why does my goddam World Cup feed keep getting cut for news, I don’t give a fuck what it is just do not cut away.

    Seriously what are you even watching it on neither fox nor telemundo do this

    I was watching OTA. I just switched to Sling so it wouldn’t happen again. I think it might be a choice by the local Fox affiliate, I don’t know who runs it.

    I’m watching the French channel, which is fine, I don’t need commentary and they’re pretty good with pronunciation of names.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    "But what are words, really" is maybe not the best defense of fraud I've ever heard

    It's not really fraud though.

    Literally anyone can start a business. You can do it, today, right now.

    There's no paperwork involved in doing so, maybe if you want a DBA you need to file but you can literally take payment yourself as business income.

    Tada, not actually fraud. Morally gray, yes, legally okay, though.

    Sole proprietorship has some tax implications, though, and you'll need to file that shit on your taxes. But yes you can pay yourself for work in the same way a boss can eat at his own restaurant if he wants.

    You're hinging your case on the fact that the court will agree that all "professionally cleaned" means is that there was payment and nothing else

    which is iffy at best

    He's hitching his case that no one actually gives a fuck about professionally cleaned as long as the unit doesn't look like shit. Like seriously they don't care.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Bets oon who gets the next chat?

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    Preacher wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    One of my coworkers made a joke in really poor taste in front of a client. I don’t know how this is going to shake out but I’m keeping my head down.

    Rectum damn near killed him!
    I wish no this was more cards against humanity than that where I’m like I can’t believe those words jumped out of his mouth, then he explained the fucked up thing he said to the young guy who didn’t get it. Jesus. I ain’t saying shit unless asked directly by the program manager.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited June 2018
    probably Chanus & Chanus, attorneys at law

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Bets oon who gets the next chat?

    Chanus

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Why does my goddam World Cup feed keep getting cut for news, I don’t give a fuck what it is just do not cut away.

    Seriously what are you even watching it on neither fox nor telemundo do this

    I was watching OTA. I just switched to Sling so it wouldn’t happen again. I think it might be a choice by the local Fox affiliate, I don’t know who runs it.

    I’m watching the French channel, which is fine, I don’t need commentary and they’re pretty good with pronunciation of names.

    I’ve got it on OTA too. That’s a crazy decision by your local station

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    We are all Chanus now

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    "But what are words, really" is maybe not the best defense of fraud I've ever heard

    It's not really fraud though.

    Literally anyone can start a business. You can do it, today, right now.

    There's no paperwork involved in doing so, maybe if you want a DBA you need to file but you can literally take payment yourself as business income.

    Tada, not actually fraud. Morally gray, yes, legally okay, though.

    Sole proprietorship has some tax implications, though, and you'll need to file that shit on your taxes. But yes you can pay yourself for work in the same way a boss can eat at his own restaurant if he wants.

    You're hinging your case on the fact that the court will agree that all "professionally cleaned" means is that there was payment and nothing else

    which is iffy at best

    It was mostly hinging that they'd go "you never had this professionally cleaned" like literally every slumlord in my area does if you do or don't. (like on my first apartment even though I did), at which point I'd be double paying.

    I was pleasantly surprised when they didn't GAF.

    Small claims court the onus would be on them to prove it wasn't professionally cleaned with a receipt provided. That's a lot of work to squeeze another $300 out of someone after the $60 filing fee.

    Good luck proving it wasn't "professional" (whatever that would mean in this case). Fuck, Bowen's cleaning service could have a website, domain, SSL certificate, and a phone number by the end of today. Where's the line in the sand that a small claims court judge is going to give a shit?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sleep wrote: »
    Bets oon who gets the next chat?

    Chanus

    i swear to god if i do

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    bowen just declare yourself a shell corporation for the fictional entity “bowen”, illegally created without your permission by the fraudulent united states government and therefore you are exempt from all laws that apply to citizens

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    hockey guy you're the prince that was promised

    Bless your heart.
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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was careening by at warp 2.7

    @bowen will create the new thread
    @Hakkekage is backup

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