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[chat]: favors between lovers

EddyEddy Gengar the BittersweetRegistered User regular
edited July 2018 in Debate and/or Discourse
Would you accept your long-term partner's offer of "a favor" for them to do something for you now?

The favor is presumably reciprocal and proportionate in type, but may not be, depending on whether you listened to your mother and married a nice jewish boy

"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Eddy on

[chat]: favors between lovers 81 votes

yes (charmander)
35%
MrMisterQuidRear Admiral ChocoElement BrianElendilDarkPrimusVishNubRamiBrodyevilbobTavHahnsoo1DemonStaceyCasualAbdhyiusDonkey KongmysticjuicerKoopahTroopahMrVyngaardJulius 29 votes
no (bulbasaur)
16%
JavenElldrenRchanenCouscousDesktop HippieNo-QuarterwazillaEncSleepzepherindoomybeardiscriderTumin 13 votes
squirtle
48%
MulysaSemproniusRedTideGimDoodmannHappylilElftyrannusFeralPantsBP10Rhesus PositiveBogartHi I'm Vee!jungleroomxPhoenix-DAldoAiouaArchJauntyBurnageHonk 39 votes
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Those quotations are too scary to not say no.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2018
    Chilaquiles

    Organichu on
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    i think my favorite thing about Bron is one of the detectives is from Malmö and speaks Swedish and I can understand what she’s saying, well, let’s say a lot of the time

    and the other detective is from Copenhagen and I can’t tell when he’s speaking Danish and when I just can’t quite understand him

    also I’m not sure he’s not just always speaking Danish

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    You're making some awfully large assumptions about me having a "Long term partner".

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Somebody call Team America, blerics rights are being violated

    yeah what the fuck

    how is it possible to live somewhere to which pizza cannot be delivered

    this must be criminal

    this is a paradox, because who would possibly live in such a place

    I want a refund on my first/last/security I need to move STAT

    maybe someone who lived there did some very terrible things and lost their pizza privileges

    blacklisted

    I found my landlords Airbnb page. You have to understand that in general, she’s very permissive. If I or a guest are in the bathroom I use she’s like oh yeah use my master, no worries. She says whoever can use her brand new hot tub. But she has a line in there like, you’re welcome to use whatever in the kitchen so long as you’re a COMPETENT COOK. Please do not try to teach yourself how to cook in my kitchen!

    And I’m like, this is the one discordant note. I wonder what a previous tenant did. I assume scorched a nice pan or maybe even started a fire.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    whoa my mobile browser just shit itself

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2018
    squirtle
    see317 wrote: »
    You're making some awfully large assumptions about me having a "Long term partner".

    pets count

    and animal familiars in D&D

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    the last episode ended at 7:40 and i was like yeah i have time for one more before bed

    but now it’s 7:47 and i’m not so sure anymore

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    squirtle
    see317 wrote: »
    You're making some awfully large assumptions about me having a "Long term partner".

    It's merely important that it's an iterated dilemma with a future consequence of indeterminate but somewhat foreseeable cost, so your impulsive current self vs your broken future self can be replaced as the actors in this little drama

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    You're making some awfully large assumptions about me having a "Long term partner".

    pets count

    and animal familiars in D&D

    Oh. Okay then. Without hesitation.
    Granted, I don't know what favor my gecko could do for me, or I for it. But I think we could come to some sort of cricket related accord.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Hang on let me ask my wife

    wq09t4opzrlc.jpg
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2018
    squirtle
    also i feel cheated that i voted in the poll but eddy’s compulsive editing habit was not yet satisfied

    i should have known better

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    autocorrect is all about the verb-not contractions today when i just meant to type verb

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Jacob that was a cruel post to finish out that thread

    It's also so humid that if I jump into the air, I float to the ground

  • JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    anyone who does not vote charmander is a cop.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Jacob that was a cruel post to finish out that thread

    It's also so humid that if I jump into the air, I float to the ground

    Some people just want others to share in their pain

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Somebody call Team America, blerics rights are being violated

    yeah what the fuck

    how is it possible to live somewhere to which pizza cannot be delivered

    this must be criminal

    this is a paradox, because who would possibly live in such a place

    I want a refund on my first/last/security I need to move STAT

    maybe someone who lived there did some very terrible things and lost their pizza privileges

    blacklisted

    I found my landlords Airbnb page. You have to understand that in general, she’s very permissive. If I or a guest are in the bathroom I use she’s like oh yeah use my master, no worries. She says whoever can use her brand new hot tub. But she has a line in there like, you’re welcome to use whatever in the kitchen so long as you’re a COMPETENT COOK. Please do not try to teach yourself how to cook in my kitchen!

    And I’m like, this is the one discordant note. I wonder what a previous tenant did. I assume scorched a nice pan or maybe even started a fire.

    everyone should be the reason for a rule once in their lives

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    Jacob that was a cruel post to finish out that thread

    It's also so humid that if I jump into the air, I float to the ground

    is canada right now unusually hot or is it just that time of year when everyone complains about the heat

    know that your answer determines my level of judgment/sympathy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    im feeling the heat.

    The heat for beat.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Somebody call Team America, blerics rights are being violated

    yeah what the fuck

    how is it possible to live somewhere to which pizza cannot be delivered

    this must be criminal

    this is a paradox, because who would possibly live in such a place

    I want a refund on my first/last/security I need to move STAT

    maybe someone who lived there did some very terrible things and lost their pizza privileges

    blacklisted

    I found my landlords Airbnb page. You have to understand that in general, she’s very permissive. If I or a guest are in the bathroom I use she’s like oh yeah use my master, no worries. She says whoever can use her brand new hot tub. But she has a line in there like, you’re welcome to use whatever in the kitchen so long as you’re a COMPETENT COOK. Please do not try to teach yourself how to cook in my kitchen!

    And I’m like, this is the one discordant note. I wonder what a previous tenant did. I assume scorched a nice pan or maybe even started a fire.

    everyone should be the reason for a rule once in their lives

    i hope someone somewhere has a “no handsome drunks” rule because of me

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    anyone who does not vote charmander is a cop.

    How can you be sure if you don't ask them?

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
    Warframe/Steam: NFyt
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Julius wrote: »
    anyone who does not vote charmander is a cop.

    I always picked charmander but it's really more important that bulbasaur was the uncool pick

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    Eddy wrote: »
    Julius wrote: »
    anyone who does not vote charmander is a cop.

    I always picked charmander but it's really more important that bulbasaur was the uncool pick

    D:

    D:

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    yes (charmander)
    IT'S A FUCKING DINOSAUR YOU BLOB OF A GHOST

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Bulbasaur 4 lyfe

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    the three choices in the poll may be the only pokeymans i know other than pikachu

    is gengar a pokemon

    then i know five

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    squirtle
    I consider a squirtle to be the ultimate favor between lovers

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Eddy wrote: »
    looking for a friend for the end of the chat
    4zdzd1zzlup8.png

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Julius wrote: »
    anyone who does not vote charmander is a cop.

    hey there you like to smoke some ground up canabis plant I sure do

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Bulbasaur 4 lyfe

    In the end nobody will remember the actual question in the poll

    They’ll just see the bulbasaur and know I chose... wisely

    fuck gendered marketing
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Chanus wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    You're making some awfully large assumptions about me having a "Long term partner".

    pets count

    and animal familiars in D&D

    What about my ice lynx in poe?

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    squirtle
    Bulbasaur 4 lyfe
    Quid wrote: »
    IT'S A FUCKING DINOSAUR YOU BLOB OF A GHOST

    The only currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    Chanus wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    You're making some awfully large assumptions about me having a "Long term partner".

    pets count

    and animal familiars in D&D

    What about my ice lynx in poe?

    ill allow it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    They offer me a favor in exchange for them doing something for me?

    I am deeply suspicious. Who do they work for?

    WHO DO THEY WORK FOR.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2018
    squirtle
    blob of a ghost has a nice fool of a took ring to it

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    no (bulbasaur)
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    They offer me a favor in exchange for them doing something for me?

    I am deeply suspicious. Who do they work for?

    WHO DO THEY WORK FOR.

    It’s a trick question!

    The real one is hidden in the answers

    fuck gendered marketing
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2018
    squirtle
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    They offer me a favor in exchange for them doing something for me?

    I am deeply suspicious. Who do they work for?

    WHO DO THEY WORK FOR.

    I had no clue how to word the question (request a favor? trade for a favor?)

    I am suffering from a two-day hangover - that toddler just destroyed me at connect-4 so hard you see

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    i feel like this is yet another time in my life where my inadequate pokémon knowledge is holding me back from greatness

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    squirtle
    I picked squirtle because it seemed the most sexual of the choices

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    squirtle
    I picked squirtle because it seemed the most sexual of the choices

    they kind of all are tho

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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