Paco Alcácer came from Barcelona to Dortmund this season and hasn't played a full game for three years but has still managed to score 6 goals within 81 minutes on the field so far for Dortmund.
Comes on with 30 minutes left in the game, final goal is that fucking banger, the final touch of the game, the game winner, that also wraps up the hat trick.
Right now he's averaging a goal every 13 minutes on the field. If he started every remaining game, that pace would end up at 193 goals this season. That sounds fine.
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Paco Alcácer came from Barcelona to Dortmund this season and hasn't played a full game for three years but has still managed to score 6 goals within 81 minutes on the field so far for Dortmund.
Comes on with 30 minutes left in the game, final goal is that fucking banger, the final touch of the game, the game winner, that also wraps up the hat trick.
Right now he's averaging a goal every 13 minutes on the field. If he started every remaining game, that pace would end up at 193 goals this season. That sounds fine.
And then yesterday Mbappe decides to score 4 within 13 minutes. crazy
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Synopsis: Crew owner Precourt awarded an expansion franchise, Browns owner and another unnamed partner then buys said franchise and all Crew records and naming from Precourt, while then 'moving' the current Crew franchise to Austin. Weird deal, but essentially means Crew stay put, Precourt buggers off to Austin... Seems like a pretty happy outcome all around.
Also sounds like Haslam may have land lined up for a new stadium for the Crew.
San Antonio's probably having a conniption fit because of the hoops they've been made to jump through while Precourt gets to go "WHELP, GOING TO AUSTIN" bypassing the whole process and effectively torpedoing any chance at a franchise in San Antonio.
It's the MLS. Odds are, your owner is a shitheel. The league already is.
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There are uhh. A lot of teams and not really enough to sustain them. There are also play-ins like in other soccer leagues. (Which have a demotion structure to ensure that quality is high and teams don’t reloacte)
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Good fuck Ireland Denmark was the worst game I’ve ever been to. I can’t believe I paid for that. Only saving grace was an American guy near us who was really hamming up his Americaness for the craic
“There’s my boy Duffy! Go Duff! He should get the ball and do a goal! He’s a big guy! Just have him do a header goal!”
No way it wasn’t intentional but it was also the only good thing about that fucking match
Good fuck Ireland Denmark was the worst game I’ve ever been to. I can’t believe I paid for that. Only saving grace was an American guy near us who was really hamming up his Americaness for the craic
“There’s my boy Duffy! Go Duff! He should get the ball and do a goal! He’s a big guy! Just have him do a header goal!”
No way it wasn’t intentional but it was also the only good thing about that fucking match
Champion.
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My local team were drawn against East Fife in the quarter finals of the Scottish challenge cup (they invited Irish/English/Welsh teams for the craic)
a cursory googling shows they have the saddest stadium I ever done seen
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Nine wins in a row feels pretty good though, and they seem like they are starting to buy into Emery's system.
Where is that vid of arsenal scoring a team goal to the Harlem globetrotters theme?
https://clippituser.tv/c/zkwllw
Comes on with 30 minutes left in the game, final goal is that fucking banger, the final touch of the game, the game winner, that also wraps up the hat trick.
Right now he's averaging a goal every 13 minutes on the field. If he started every remaining game, that pace would end up at 193 goals this season. That sounds fine.
And then yesterday Mbappe decides to score 4 within 13 minutes. crazy
this goal was scored at the match i was at last night
good fuck
https://socceresq.com/2018/10/12/savedthecrew-deal-to-keep-team-in-columbus-largely-done/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
Synopsis: Crew owner Precourt awarded an expansion franchise, Browns owner and another unnamed partner then buys said franchise and all Crew records and naming from Precourt, while then 'moving' the current Crew franchise to Austin. Weird deal, but essentially means Crew stay put, Precourt buggers off to Austin... Seems like a pretty happy outcome all around.
Also sounds like Haslam may have land lined up for a new stadium for the Crew.
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It stinks!
There are uhh. A lot of teams and not really enough to sustain them. There are also play-ins like in other soccer leagues. (Which have a demotion structure to ensure that quality is high and teams don’t reloacte)
"Actually, you need more money"
"Okay, how much more?"
"More. Also here's two expansion teams that don't meet all the requirements we asked for you."
"No, like, give us a dollar amount. We've started pre-work on the stadium because of what you've promised us now."
"That's nice. Also, no. The answer is more"
.... I'm okay with calling MLS shitheels.
“There’s my boy Duffy! Go Duff! He should get the ball and do a goal! He’s a big guy! Just have him do a header goal!”
No way it wasn’t intentional but it was also the only good thing about that fucking match
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Champion.
My local team were drawn against East Fife in the quarter finals of the Scottish challenge cup (they invited Irish/English/Welsh teams for the craic)
a cursory googling shows they have the saddest stadium I ever done seen
this is Orwellien levels of depressing right there. Good god.
https://streamable.com/k2gve
It would be fair enough if it killed play but the decisions were made correctly, but they aren't, so it kills play while the ref makes the wrong call
Get rid
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our new away jersey sure is a thing
(he played a concert in our stadium back in 1980)
they’ve a big mural of himself and Phil Lynott in the stadium
they’re really playing up the cultural history of the club
new away kit idea
Yet.
the pictures of the crash itself are something
Leicestershire owner and 4 other people confirmed dead. It seems he was quite popular as boss and club owner. You don't see that all that often.
Extremely generous owner who did things like by all the match day fans and away fans cake and scarves on his birthday etc.