[Football/Soccer] Thread about kickin' balls

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  • DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    It’s like they held a design a crest contest and instead of letting a pro clean it up, they said “fucking magnificent” and just slapped it in their kits.

    Morskitter wrote "Spikes, choppas, tentacles, magic? Can't hold a candle to Sergeant Pimp here."

    Captain InertiaDyvim Tvar
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    “fucking magnificent” is an appropriate response though

    Dyvim TvarDraeven
  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    The University of Arkansas-Pine Bluff is branching out. Good for them!

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    i feel like both of them doing their laces just until he passed by was maybe not a coincidence

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TavTav Registered User regular


    our first time in Europe in a decade is gonna be spicy

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  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    United with some VERY loose and just barely enough defending early

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    this fucking goalie i swear to god

    Pellaeon
  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2020
    On the one hand Man United were the better side and probably should have had several goals were it not for the Copenhagen keeper having a worldie tonight.

    On the other hand fuck United and watching them get by on a penalty is blah.

    Pellaeon on
    El Mucho
  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Fun story about Kalle Johnson, the keeper: I don't think tonight was his best performance this season. He's been so good this season that I'm not going to look back at this game and go "oh, imagine if he could have played like that all the time" because he kinda has.

    Also, after seeing Martin Skrtel being turned inside out by Rasmus Falk, you'd think Man Utd would be better prepared, but there he goes pulling a Redondo. That really should have given us a goal and boy would that have been a different match.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Is that goat mounting the mosque

  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    No, that's just the logo.

    The new away jersey for Köln has the Cologne skyline in very faint slightly darker red on the chest, including the Cologne Central Mosque. It's incredibly faint, I'm honestly surprised that someone with such a narrow world view could even see it.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Oh, okay. It's not clear in that picture, but the body of the shirt has the skyline of Cologne. Which happens to include a mosque.

    Or at least that's what I read elsewhere.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Is that goat mounting the mosque

    that's the cathedral

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    the mosque is the dark detail on the shirt, admittedly its hard to see on the screenshot (which makes it even funnier that this lad is being a giant pissbaby about it)

    ElvenshaeDraeven
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    why would you play such a high line against adama traore you morons

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    That’s the first penalty he’s missed for us.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    why would you play such a high line against adama traore you morons

    they've tripled up on them so its good to know lopetegui is reading the forums

    Captain Inertia
  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Well fuck

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Bollocks.

  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Paris against Bergamo today. Neymar costs more than all of the players of Bergamo together.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    It’ll be very funny if PSG crash out again.

    El Mucho
  • mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    Well fuck.

  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Well FUCK

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    fuck off

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    there's a real chance of PSG, Man City or Red Bull winning the CL

    fuck this

    Draeven
  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    Bayern gon get it

    scherbchen
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    How I keep updated on CL results:

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    FishmanhonoverethatassemblyguyChanusoldmankenHerrCronDraevenTavSolar
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Adelaide getting kinda dicked around stuck in NSW hub. Have played their last game already but have to stay there as long as there's a chance they can make finals.

    Making finals would require a team losing two games by a combined 16 goals.

    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • FishmanFishman Sugar and Tea and Rum Registered User regular
    Yeah, thanks for drawing with city, though. Would be nice to deny them 2nd place, if results fall in favour.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    1-1 under 7 minutes in?

    Hold on to your butts

  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    1-1 under 7 minutes in?

    Hold on to your butts

    2-1 victory in the 94th minute i'm calling it now

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
    Pellaeon
  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    1-1 under 7 minutes in?

    Hold on to your butts

    2-1 victory in the 94th minute i'm calling it now

    Probably, I swear, everytime I'm watching a 0-0 snoozefest switch to like a 3-2 match "to see some goals" it inevitably ends up...3-2

    Chanus
  • ChanusChanus I've seen things... Registered User regular
    nothing slows down the scoring like scoring

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    On the other hand it could go like this.

    ChanusmcdermottHoA-player
  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    So after the 3:0 and 4:1 against Chelsea, Bayern decided to try and get the same numbers in half the time now?

  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    Aw man, I hate Suarez but I gotta give it up, that was a tasty goal.

    Elki
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Pellaeon wrote: »
    1-1 under 7 minutes in?

    Hold on to your butts

    2-1 victory in the 94th minute i'm calling it now

    chanus

    Chanus
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