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Alcohol, Heartbreak and White Supremacy
Original Rufus
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So a bunch of my friends are drinking and many of them are approaching drunk. Among them, an incredibly sweet, sensitive guy, let's call him Joe, and a girl, let's call her Dee. Dee has just ended her relationship with her boyfriend, allowing Joe, for the first time, to have a shot at some action, as he has loved this girl for a year. In the course of the drinking, one friend classily muses, "Hey, Dee, you should fuck Joe like right now." She replies "I've got standards."
What followed was alot of humiliated sobbing and profanity. Naturally, we get him out of there and decide to take him to the pre exam late night breakfast. Now I don't know what happened in his head. I'll never know, but something occurred. Something that convinced him to call an Eskimo kid a "dirty n*****!" toss his food across the dining hall, and shortly thereafter, start pissing everywhere. I shit you the fuck not.
We drag his ass back to the room and try to put him to bed, and then something curious begins to happen. He begins screaming obscenities...in German. For the record, he's an old fashioned, cheeseburger eating American of Italian descent. We weren't quite expecting that part, nor were we expecting his reaction the fire alarm that forced him back outside.
So all of us are stuck in a group of a couple hundred people outside our dorm, and he is rapidly losing his shit. He's begun pacing around shrieking "FUCK!" and "******!" as loud as possible, occasionally referring to the firefighters as "islamic extremists." Now, his main conflict, as he tried to explain, was that he wanted to go to sleep, but "the fucking colored people don't give a shit about the white man! And now I can't get to bed! I'm fucking white! I have rights! I hate the fucking darkies!." At this point, a predictably large circle of empty space is growing around him. That space would double when he started belting out the most earnest "SIG HEILS" that anyone has ever heard since 1945.
Mind you, he's pretty lucid all things considered, but that doesn't prevent him from occasionally squeaking out a few nonsensical chestnuts like "YOU ARE ALL WHITE. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR POP-TART!"
I wish I could say there was a grander conclusion to this than he passed out, but there it is.
TDLR - My drunken friend got so drunk and emo as to become a fucking Nazi in front of several hunded people.
What followed was alot of humiliated sobbing and profanity. Naturally, we get him out of there and decide to take him to the pre exam late night breakfast. Now I don't know what happened in his head. I'll never know, but something occurred. Something that convinced him to call an Eskimo kid a "dirty n*****!" toss his food across the dining hall, and shortly thereafter, start pissing everywhere. I shit you the fuck not.
We drag his ass back to the room and try to put him to bed, and then something curious begins to happen. He begins screaming obscenities...in German. For the record, he's an old fashioned, cheeseburger eating American of Italian descent. We weren't quite expecting that part, nor were we expecting his reaction the fire alarm that forced him back outside.
So all of us are stuck in a group of a couple hundred people outside our dorm, and he is rapidly losing his shit. He's begun pacing around shrieking "FUCK!" and "******!" as loud as possible, occasionally referring to the firefighters as "islamic extremists." Now, his main conflict, as he tried to explain, was that he wanted to go to sleep, but "the fucking colored people don't give a shit about the white man! And now I can't get to bed! I'm fucking white! I have rights! I hate the fucking darkies!." At this point, a predictably large circle of empty space is growing around him. That space would double when he started belting out the most earnest "SIG HEILS" that anyone has ever heard since 1945.
Mind you, he's pretty lucid all things considered, but that doesn't prevent him from occasionally squeaking out a few nonsensical chestnuts like "YOU ARE ALL WHITE. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR POP-TART!"
I wish I could say there was a grander conclusion to this than he passed out, but there it is.
TDLR - My drunken friend got so drunk and emo as to become a fucking Nazi in front of several hunded people.
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Don't you hate being "that guy?"
I mean, sure... we've all been "that guy" but damn if it isn't totally embarassing.
when i get drunk and pissed off and emo
i just become a whinier, angrier, facepunchier version of myself
i don't become bizarro pony who is a democrat-voting white rapper
Still, I suppose it's better than when my buddy pissed in his own bedroom and went through a whole phase where he was carrying a knife on him and threatening to kill his ex-girlfriend. It was a brief phase, thankfully.
Is that so?
You'll learn it soon enough.
vanilla ice?
I get very lude on the booze. A friend who is the worst girl at being straight I have ever seen will ask me to snog random guys for her amusement. I often accept.
Fucking piece of shit fucking snitch, I'mma fucking MMA your sorry ass next time I'm in CA, goddamn sorry ass fucking snitch.
i got riproaringly drunk
however, it did not occur to me that the antibiotics i had been taking specifically said on them "DO NOT CONSUME ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS MEDICATION"
so man did i ever get sick
like we are talking vomitting blood oh god it's eating my stomach lining sick
i could've died
i woke up in the morning soaking wet from about my gut to my mid-thigh
and all i could think was "god damn it please tell me i did not piss the bed"
however
it was actually blood and vomit because apparently i woke up in the middle of the night and despite one of my buddies putting a metal bowl right next to my bed for that express purpose, i just sat up in my bed, threw up on myself, and went back to sleep
so, here i am, awake in a puddle of my own blood and vomit, with a gunshot wound to the leg, and just happy i didn't piss my own bed
because that would've been too much.
The point is more...he probably is that fucked up, and in fact, fancies himself a nazi. And only now was he ever drunk enough to let that slip.
I don't imagine I'll be hanging out with him much anymore.
maybe he was just possessed by the ghost of adolf hitler, briefly
What a bitch!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Who shot you, sheriff?
a co-worker
he thought it would be funny
.22?
she probably went home with a white-woman stealing non-white person!
was it?
Basically I think the snitch-laws, as currently implemented, are disastrous, shameful, and horribly harmful to the poor community in general, and I can't really fault them for fighting back, although yes murdering the families of the snitches is a little much.
I don't even remember Scarlet mentioning he'd lost his wallet....
must have been in that friggin wow thread.
I lol'd