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Space[chat] was pretty good, yea?

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Why were the Mongols so able to sweep through so many regions, anyway

    Same reason a lot of steppe nomads were able to. Cavalry + mounted archers + a katamari damacy ball of success.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    They should have just used machine guns, that would have showed those dang mongols

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Yea it was p good.
    you'd think somebody would just build a great big wall to stop the mongols

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Eugh, no!
    syndalis wrote: »
    Why were the Mongols so able to sweep through so many regions, anyway

    As I recall, their calvary, and horse strategy, was streets ahead of everyone else at the time.

    Also their bows could shoot further and pierce armour more effectively. Also the guy controlling them had insane micro-management and got his villagers up digging for gold and getting upgrades a lot faster than the other players.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Maazyx, I hear you on the dick measuring thing re: work and find it gross and an instant dealbreaker

    I would totally be interested in hearing about sexual assault stats on the first date though so 8-)

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I want a Spaceballs flamethrower
    Bogart wrote: »
    Chanus are you still down for the experiment on the last couple of pages of [chat]?

    @Bogart absolutely!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Mongols are always depicted as riding regular horses instead of pony sized ones.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Why were the Mongols so able to sweep through so many regions, anyway

    Weather factors happened to give them a bumper crop of big healthy horses for a while, which made them much more powerful than usual for long enough to take over China, and from there they just kept using new vassals to conquer new vassals

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    There was a fucking talking pizza in that movie.
    Internally the Mongol Empire was always very intelligently run for its time. Once they conquered people they made good use of the people and their technology.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I want a Spaceballs flamethrower
    honestly i'm good with it every [chat] until we get a positive result or it seems clear heh

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Mongols are always depicted as riding regular horses instead of pony sized ones.

    They are terrifying ponies.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    My explanation might even be true!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I've never seen it.
    Internally the Mongol Empire was always very intelligently run

    smdh the usual benevolent racism about asians

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I've never seen it.
    chanus what are you talking about

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Eugh, no!
    Geth kick @Chanus from the thread.

    BEHOLD MY WHIMSICAL FURY, [CHAT]. WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE AXE MAY FALL NEXT?

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Bogart. @Chanus banned from this thread.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2018
    There was a fucking talking pizza in that movie.
    Why were the Mongols so able to sweep through so many regions, anyway

    If you're talking about pure conquering:
    no long and vulnerable supply train because nomads;
    horse archers were perfect military tech for the giant stretch of the world that is dry and flat from the levant to northern china; and
    if there were any trees around a city they could jury-rig siege weapons (again, no supply vulnerability to slow them down)

    all of this is helped by their effective methods of assimilating conquered peoples (and their sweet tech) into the horde, feeding the loop; if it wasn't specifically GK doing the rather revolutionary political organization of the horde, it probably wouldn't have happened

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    It isn't a huge surprise that people in an area where they needed to engage in raiding to get goods got good at it.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Amazon is turning into another shitty ebay very rapidly

    The Reply All podcast did a whole episode on this phenomenon, and it has a lot to do with the fact that in the past year or so, Amazon started accepting warehousing requests from 3rd parties from China and other countries more easily and with less hoops. This has led to a flooding of shitty junk under legit product pages, making it nearly impossible to know if you are buying the legit article or not.

    Then there are review farms, and page rank gaming, and all sorts of other stuff that has been building up to the decline.

    I feel like at some point amazon is going to spin off their retail operations into a separate, shitty company and become the pure infrastructure cloud company they truly are.

    Sounds like in a few years it'd be a good idea to spin up a first party only warehouse/store system based on amazon of 2012.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I want a Spaceballs flamethrower
    syndalis wrote: »
    Amazon is turning into another shitty ebay very rapidly

    The Reply All podcast did a whole episode on this phenomenon, and it has a lot to do with the fact that in the past year or so, Amazon started accepting warehousing requests from 3rd parties from China and other countries more easily and with less hoops. This has led to a flooding of shitty junk under legit product pages, making it nearly impossible to know if you are buying the legit article or not.

    Then there are review farms, and page rank gaming, and all sorts of other stuff that has been building up to the decline.

    I feel like at some point amazon is going to spin off their retail operations into a separate, shitty company and become the pure infrastructure cloud company they truly are.

    That woudl be... terrible. Amazon is one of the few truly excellent online things to exist and it would be a hell of a loss. :(

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    #FreeChanus

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    #Resist

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    There was a fucking talking pizza in that movie.
    Also I just wanted to say that since clicking on that damn link here in chat to some small $1mil+ house in California now in every batch of local homes in my emails from redfin I get a few random ass $1mil dollar homes in California.

    SO THANKS FOR THAT CHAT!

    Although honestly there should be some easy way to fix that...

    I think that's my fault, but it's good that everyone gets a reminder how stupid it is out here.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    There was a fucking talking pizza in that movie.
    Chanus still gettin the next [chat]

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    There was a fucking talking pizza in that movie.
    did Chanus just agree to his own banning

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    There was a fucking talking pizza in that movie.
    shits getting meta

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    There was a fucking talking pizza in that movie.
    bowen wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Amazon is turning into another shitty ebay very rapidly

    The Reply All podcast did a whole episode on this phenomenon, and it has a lot to do with the fact that in the past year or so, Amazon started accepting warehousing requests from 3rd parties from China and other countries more easily and with less hoops. This has led to a flooding of shitty junk under legit product pages, making it nearly impossible to know if you are buying the legit article or not.

    Then there are review farms, and page rank gaming, and all sorts of other stuff that has been building up to the decline.

    I feel like at some point amazon is going to spin off their retail operations into a separate, shitty company and become the pure infrastructure cloud company they truly are.

    Sounds like in a few years it'd be a good idea to spin up a first party only warehouse/store system based on amazon of 2012.

    get a group of investors together to buy Sears and start this whole goddamn cycle over again.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    There was a fucking talking pizza in that movie.
    I think they are trying to determine if this removes chanus from the running for making next [chat]

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    You could probably hold ground versus amazon if you can guarantee products aren't being flooded and overrun by 3rd party sellers selling junk. Just long enough to capitalize on Sears buying you out for a few hundred million and running your business into the ground before finally filing for bankruptcy.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    The next [chat] should be called the next [Chanus].

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    #FreeChanus

    Yes, hello, please to give me the Free Chanus.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited July 2018
    @chanus you can have my chat if I get it

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I want a Spaceballs flamethrower
    the saviour foretold, the prince of peace, chanus

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I'm p sure steppe nomads had been good at nomadic raids on horseback for maybe a thousand years before they suddenly conquered half the world overnight

    so I feel like "horse archers are strong" is at best a very incomplete explanation

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I want a Spaceballs flamethrower
    Gah the chain in our toilet keeps falling off so the toilet keeps running. Need to get a wire or something to tie that on. Damn thing.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2018
    There was a fucking talking pizza in that movie.
    kedinik wrote: »
    I'm p sure steppe nomads had been good at nomadic raids on horseback for maybe a thousand years before they suddenly conquered half the world overnight

    so I feel like "horse archers are strong" is at best a very incomplete explanation

    sorry I amended my post to say that GK had some very interesting ideas about how political things should be run in the steppe

    (no more blood feuds: losing side's leaders all got executed and all the lowbies got integrated with valid chances for promotion; GK made a big show of keeping people of different tribes and cultures by his side instead of just blood relatives; new form of accounting for loot led to a budget of sorts, etc)

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I will get the next chat and it will be called , “this is good”

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    as the strong leader that this chat needs in order to unite and overthrow Bogart,

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Eugh, no!
    If chanus ges the next [chat] I'm opening the Omega Protocols and asking Geth to solve the Liar Paradox.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I sometimes start telling an anecdote that sidetracks into another related anecdote that oh wait so back up a bit further this part is really good and anyways

    im the worst I know

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