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Trailers: A Brief History

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited February 10


    I dunno about this.

    Well, it can't be any worse than the last four Child's Play films.

    The trailer kinda makes it look like Chucky's gonna be some kinda rogue AI or something, rather than a serial killer possessing a doll.

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  • KetarKetar My autocomplete is a tad agressive today.Registered User regular
    This just popped up in the list of included with Prime movies that Amazon recommends for me:




    I don't know if I should be outraged, or if I should grab a bottle of bourbon and start watching. Probably both.

  • skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »


    I dunno about this.

    Well, it can't be any worse than the last four Child's Play films.

    The trailer kinda makes it look like Chucky's gonna be some kinda rogue AI or something, rather than a serial killer possessing a doll.

    This pretty much sums up how I feel about this

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    DanHibiki wrote: »

    For such a niche film it seems to be doing well for spinoffs. Wellington Paranormal was great.

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    Are they still planning to do We're Wolves?

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    *siiiiiigh*






    Aladdin Sneak Peak:

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  • skeldareskeldare Gresham, ORRegistered User regular
    Still not feeling it. I'll take the original

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  • CoinageCoinage dance all crazy, whip my hair around all crazy Registered User regular
    The question is do they know it looks really bad, or do they think it doesn't matter?

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  • TexiKenTexiKen he's got a f*****g knife in his hand...in his mouth Registered User regular
    lol right out of the gate it's a joke:

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    that Genie is so shit fam

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    It looks weird, but Will Smith might be able to hit the charm.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    hrm. Jafar's voice sounds very... not menacing.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    hrm. Jafar's voice sounds very... not menacing.

    To be fair, he's pretending to be Aladdin's buddy at that point

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    hrm. Jafar's voice sounds very... not menacing.

    To be fair, he's pretending to be Aladdin's buddy at that point

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  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Disney's alladin because spring time for hitler would be a legit success.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    To be honest, it didn't look all that bad. Just not particularly good, and the original is close to my heart.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen he's got a f*****g knife in his hand...in his mouth Registered User regular
    everything looks sogreenscreened, it's just so weak, even Pink Ranger walking down those steps it looks like CGI fabric.

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  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    is it just me or did Jafar sound like a lady?

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    I showed that teaser to my five year old and she said unprovoked, “Is that Aladdin? Doesn’t look good.” And back to Lego building she went.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Never do what your enemy expects you to do! Registered User regular
    edited February 11
    Fast and Furious presents : Unnecessary Spinoff 1, hey there's jokes!


    I apreciate that the series had gotten to the level of wackiness that they're just adding superpowers, but I always figured they'd do it via specialized cars (I.E. This car can drive up walls, this car can turn invisible etc. etc.)

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    Priscilla Page he looks like someone faceswapped blue shrek and I cant stop seeing it

  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    That Will Smith genie is a nightmare to behold. The whole trailer reminds me of those awful looking Journey movies with Brendan Fraser and the Rock.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Just... do new shit! You already have a massive hit with that film!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited February 11
    Aladdin in the vein of Maleficient would be a movie I'd want to see: Jafar.

    Hell, you can do this with any Disney film and it'd be interesting. Scar, Gaston, Taurus Bulba.

    Well, the last one is a stretch. (And he simply died.)

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  • HeatwaveHeatwave Come, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered User regular
    Should have gotten Terry Crews to play the Genie

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  • DisrupterDisrupter Registered User regular
    edited February 11
    Gaston staring Nathan fillon as an older washed up Gaston would be amazing

    I saw a beauty and the beast play and the guy playing Gaston seemed like he was doing his best captain hammer abs it was great

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    Disrupter wrote: »
    Gaston staring Nathan fillon as an older washed up French Revolutionary Gaston would be amazing

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  • TheBigEasyTheBigEasy Registered User regular
    Ok, Will Smith looks awful in that.

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Aladdin in the vein of Maleficient would be a movie I'd want to see: Jafar.

    Hell, you can do this with any Disney film and it'd be interesting. Scar, Gaston, Taurus Bulba.

    Well, the last one is a stretch. (And he simply died.)

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist Registered User regular
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Aladdin in the vein of Maleficient would be a movie I'd want to see: Jafar.

    Hell, you can do this with any Disney film and it'd be interesting. Scar, Gaston, Taurus Bulba.

    Well, the last one is a stretch. (And he simply died.)

    Ursula.

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  • OneAngryPossumOneAngryPossum Registered User regular
    I’m probably way late to the game here, but why the hell would you hire Guy Ritchie to direct what should clearly feel like a Bollywood movie?

  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Registered User regular
    edited February 11
    skeldare wrote: »
    RT800 wrote: »


    I dunno about this.

    Well, it can't be any worse than the last four Child's Play films.

    The trailer kinda makes it look like Chucky's gonna be some kinda rogue AI or something, rather than a serial killer possessing a doll.

    This pretty much sums up how I feel about this


    Here's the thing - Child's Play should be a horror movie. The first two are genuinely good and scary for their time and the last two are actually pretty decent as well since they started moving away from the comedy side of things.

    The Bride of/Seed of movies are cute and entertaining but they aren't particularly scary or good at all. They've also done the series the misfortune of saddling it with a whole shitload of pointless lore. It makes total sense to reboot Child's Play back to something more "core horror". IMO Tilley's take is actually pretty shitty.

    I'd actually be fine with them having two Child's Play lines if they want. Keep one pure horror and they can continue with the more silly stuff in some other timeline. Similar to AvP.

    edit: and having just read up on the situation there is still a Mancini-led movie coming along with a SyFy tv series on top of this new "remake".

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular


    I completely forgot about this fake trailer from 30 Rock but I would totally watch an ensemble parody of holiday romcoms starring Andy Samberg and Emma Stone

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  • AkimboEGAkimboEG Registered User regular
    edited February 12
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Aladdin in the vein of Maleficient would be a movie I'd want to see: Jafar.

    Hell, you can do this with any Disney film and it'd be interesting. Scar, Gaston, Taurus Bulba.

    Well, the last one is a stretch. (And he simply died.)

    And call it, say, Twisted?

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  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    A Danny Boyle movie about a guy who becomes the only person alive who remembers The Beatles?



    It's an original premise, I'll give it that.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen he's got a f*****g knife in his hand...in his mouth Registered User regular
    It's an interesting premise but I have no faith in it as presented there. Hell, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 ran with the idea as a side joke and that's about the most you can do.

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  • BloodySlothBloodySloth Registered User regular
    You know sometimes I get bristly at the fact that the Jafar of history, and initial fictionalized version of him from the various Tales of 1,001 Nights, was one of the most famously benevolent and generous human beings in the Arab world at the time, and for some reason the west just really keyed into this completely opposite interpretation of the character who is this slimy manipulative villain guy.

    But then the Jafar in Disney's Aladdin is such a great villain that it's hard to stay annoyed at it.

    Shit, maybe the tension between the two ideas would actually make for an interesting Maleficent-style flick from his perspective.

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    I was just wondering how many Disney movies are based on actual historical people and events.

    The only one I could think of was Pocahontas. Which is kinda what makes its Disney-fication so cringe-worthy.

    I mean they butchered the shit out of Hercules as well, but at least Hercules was never an actual person.

  • SealSeal Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    I was just wondering how many Disney movies are based on actual historical people and events.

    The only one I could think of was Pocahontas. Which is kinda what makes its Disney-fication so cringe-worthy.

    I mean they butchered the shit out of Hercules as well, but at least Hercules was never an actual person.
    Maybe there was a dude named Hercules who was real strong and got the ball rolling?

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