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My penis is on fire

NibbleNibble Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Help / Advice Forum
So, uh... slightly embarrassing question.

I was somewhat desperate for lube, and ended up using some scented antibacterial liquid soap... until my penis started burning with the heat of a thousand suns. After washing it off with regular bar soap and running it under cold water for a minute, it's much better; but it's still quite sensitive to touch and some tiny bumps have formed.

I'm assuming other people have experienced this at some point. Will it just go away after a while, or is it potentially more serious? Is there anything I can do to speed the recovery?

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just make sure it's cleaned off thoroughly and let it be for a few days.

    Avoid scented oils, soaps, etc... use a lube specifically designed for that part of the body. It's far more sensitive to chemicals than your hands and such.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This happened to me before, minus the tiny bumps which are probably not good. If not for them, I'd advise just waiting it out, because it is something that'll go away even though it's incredibly uncomfortable now. I'm not so sure what to say about the bumps, though; I doubt it's an allergic reaction, because it's soap that you probably use on your nethers on a daily basis. Perhaps the soap had herpes?

    In all seriousness though, I'd give it a bit more time. If you wake up tomorrow or the next day and things aren't looking or feeling much better, bite the bullet and seek some medical aid, especially if the bumps are looking worse.

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  • LewishamLewisham Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Go to the doctor.

    He/she has seen way more cock than you ever will.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Give it 24 hours and don't wash with anything but water. If bumps are still there, you still have pain, or it gets worse than it is now, head to the doc.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's happened to me before. It was just a matter of time before it healed.

    Another tip would be to avoid shampoo.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Avoid shampoo like the plague.

    I had PEELING once. It was terrible. For about 2 days. Then it got better. You're probably fine.

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  • AydrAydr Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Medopine wrote: »
    Give it 24 hours and don't wash with anything but water. If bumps are still there, you still have pain, or it gets worse than it is now, head to the doc.

    I'd like to agree with this.

    Also, to state that I need more sleep. When I first glanced at this, I could have sworn that it said to give the doc head.

    Though that might help ensure good treatment.

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  • Ain't No SunshineAin't No Sunshine Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This is not medical advice or a diagnosis.

    Good stuff in this thread, it's likely just the natural response to irritant exposure. Having diluted the irritant with water already, it's just a matter of waiting to see how deep the cell damage actually went. Having a really clean penis means it didn't get past the epidermis. Having a pink, shiny, sore penis (perhaps with some epidermal peeling) means it reached the dermis layer. Having bleeding, ulceration, pus formation, an angry red or black sore (or any other fun color), or pain that doesn't go away in a day or two means it's time to call the doctor. I wouldn't necessarily do that right away, but you certainly should if it concerns you for any reason.

    Keep in mind that your irritation will drastically increase the chances of transmission of STDs until it heals completely. Also keep in mind that your penis is usually kept in the same, warm and possibly sweaty clothing layer as your anus and is more vulnerable to infection than most other slight burns or cuts. Wash often with mild soap and water.

    Lots of private parts in this job, but either they are medically related, and are therefore crime scenes, or they are not, and are therefore land mines.

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  • picklemeisterpicklemeister Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The burning was most likely caused by the alcohol in the soap. My advice is like that of the other posters; keep it clean, wash it, keep it dry. Just as a helpful hint, make sure you keep other substances with alcohol away from there (cologne/perfumes). But don't worry about it too much, give it time it will pass.

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  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Antibacterial liquids kill bacteria by exploding them.
    You can wash your hands with it, but your dick skin isn't exactly hardened by hours of use. (I'm sure yours isn't.)
    The same stuff that destroys the bacteria cells is going to fuck up your dick cells, not to mention the fact that soap is most likely kept in a nice low pH environment.

    Pro tip. Build model planes instead.

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  • GihgehlsGihgehls Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This

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    not this

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    I've been in your situation and it sucked bad. Lots of peeling. I thought my dick was going to fall off. It went away in a few days.

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  • HiredGunHiredGun Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Um. Out of curiosity, for anyone who knows, if soap is bad for your penis, how come this doesn't happen to all of us when we shower? I assume everybody cleans their junk.

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  • stigweardstigweard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I would guess length of exposure / lack of dilution.

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  • Ain't No SunshineAin't No Sunshine Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    HiredGun wrote: »
    Um. Out of curiosity, for anyone who knows, if soap is bad for your penis, how come this doesn't happen to all of us when we shower? I assume everybody cleans their junk.

    Yes, it's about intensity of the irritation. Bath soaps are actually highly manufactured to be less nonpolar and to lack allergens - they're chock full of proteins designed to give a smooth texture, which coincidentally dilutes the soap. Hand soaps are otherwise - they're more concentrated and stronger, being more nonpolar, which means they're better at penetrating deeply into the skin.

    Also, I should mention that antibacterial soaps are not very good at killing human cells. This is because human cells are eukaryotes and the majority of bacteria are prokaryotes. The mechanisms used in antibacterial soap focus on differences in those cell types that create vulnerabilities, such as the fact that bacteria have a cell wall or lack internal cell membranes. I just Googled for specifics and read that the most common antibacterial component of soaps now targets prokaryotic DNA replication to do its job. Fun stuff.

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  • PirateJonPirateJon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Nibble wrote: »
    I was somewhat desperate for lube, and ended up using some scented antibacterial liquid soap...

    Do not do this.

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  • GihgehlsGihgehls Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    HiredGun wrote: »
    Um. Out of curiosity, for anyone who knows, if soap is bad for your penis, how come this doesn't happen to all of us when we shower? I assume everybody cleans their junk.

    Also, when you are simply washing your penis, you probably...umm... aren't as thourough as our OP.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    I sorta thought it would be a good idea to use Icy Hot once when I was young and stupid. I thought the Icy/Hot sensation would feel good.

    I can honestly say that that was the stupidest thing I have ever done. Especially considering I'm uncircumcised.

    Time and a delicate touch should do the trick. Just rememeber that whatever embarassment you may feel if you do have to go to the doctor with a slightly burning pinkpenis will be magnified when you don't go, and then later have to go to the doctor with a giant swollen red firepenis.

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  • supabeastsupabeast Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    For future reference, don’t masturbate with anything is not clearly labeled as being useful for masturbating. Exceptions can be made for a lot of the better moisturizers on the market, but in this household we prefer keeping a 64 oz. bottle of lube on hand at all times.

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  • supabeastsupabeast Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Einhander wrote: »
    I sorta thought it would be a good idea to use Icy Hot once when I was young and stupid. I thought the Icy/Hot sensation would feel good.

    I can honestly say that that was the stupidest thing I have ever done. Especially considering I'm uncircumcised.

    Time and a delicate touch should do the trick. Just rememeber that whatever embarassment you may feel if you do have to go to the doctor with a slightly burning pinkpenis will be magnified when you don't go, and then later have to go to the doctor with a giant swollen red firepenis.

    I finally found a sig...and I have coffee in my nose.

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  • BriareosBriareos Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Slightly OT: Never handle hot peppers (jalapeno, habanero, etc.) and then handle your wang. Even just to take a piss.

    Oh lord. I will never forget the pain.

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  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    HiredGun wrote: »
    Um. Out of curiosity, for anyone who knows, if soap is bad for your penis, how come this doesn't happen to all of us when we shower? I assume everybody cleans their junk.

    Yes, it's about intensity of the irritation. Bath soaps are actually highly manufactured to be less nonpolar and to lack allergens - they're chock full of proteins designed to give a smooth texture, which coincidentally dilutes the soap. Hand soaps are otherwise - they're more concentrated and stronger, being more nonpolar, which means they're better at penetrating deeply into the skin.

    Also, I should mention that antibacterial soaps are not very good at killing human cells. This is because human cells are eukaryotes and the majority of bacteria are prokaryotes. The mechanisms used in antibacterial soap focus on differences in those cell types that create vulnerabilities, such as the fact that bacteria have a cell wall or lack internal cell membranes. I just Googled for specifics and read that the most common antibacterial component of soaps now targets prokaryotic DNA replication to do its job. Fun stuff.

    They are putting antibiotics in soaps now? That doesn't seem like such a good idea.

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  • drinkinstoutdrinkinstout Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    there have been antibacterial soaps for quite some time...

    I'm not 100% sure if it would work but you might want to give a hydrocortizone cream a try - in a very small quantity of course - to relieve some itching and burning.

    If someone thinks or knows that this is bad advice, let me know!

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  • UnderdogUnderdog Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Briareos wrote: »
    Slightly OT: Never handle hot peppers (jalapeno, habanero, etc.) and then handle your wang. Even just to take a piss.

    Oh lord. I will never forget the pain.

    Actually, it'd be a good idea not to handle anything. In fact, the best thing to do when working with the chilis is to wear disposable gloves, like the kind people use to colour their hair.

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  • stigweardstigweard Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You should always wash your hands before going to the bathroom regardless of what you've been touching. There is far more bacteria on your hands than on your wang.

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  • DelzhandDelzhand Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited May 2007
    GertBeef wrote: »
    HiredGun wrote: »
    Um. Out of curiosity, for anyone who knows, if soap is bad for your penis, how come this doesn't happen to all of us when we shower? I assume everybody cleans their junk.

    Yes, it's about intensity of the irritation. Bath soaps are actually highly manufactured to be less nonpolar and to lack allergens - they're chock full of proteins designed to give a smooth texture, which coincidentally dilutes the soap. Hand soaps are otherwise - they're more concentrated and stronger, being more nonpolar, which means they're better at penetrating deeply into the skin.

    Also, I should mention that antibacterial soaps are not very good at killing human cells. This is because human cells are eukaryotes and the majority of bacteria are prokaryotes. The mechanisms used in antibacterial soap focus on differences in those cell types that create vulnerabilities, such as the fact that bacteria have a cell wall or lack internal cell membranes. I just Googled for specifics and read that the most common antibacterial component of soaps now targets prokaryotic DNA replication to do its job. Fun stuff.

    They are putting antibiotics in soaps now? That doesn't seem like such a good idea.

    I thought antibacterial was different than antibiotic.

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  • PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Delzhand wrote: »
    GertBeef wrote: »
    HiredGun wrote: »
    Um. Out of curiosity, for anyone who knows, if soap is bad for your penis, how come this doesn't happen to all of us when we shower? I assume everybody cleans their junk.

    Yes, it's about intensity of the irritation. Bath soaps are actually highly manufactured to be less nonpolar and to lack allergens - they're chock full of proteins designed to give a smooth texture, which coincidentally dilutes the soap. Hand soaps are otherwise - they're more concentrated and stronger, being more nonpolar, which means they're better at penetrating deeply into the skin.

    Also, I should mention that antibacterial soaps are not very good at killing human cells. This is because human cells are eukaryotes and the majority of bacteria are prokaryotes. The mechanisms used in antibacterial soap focus on differences in those cell types that create vulnerabilities, such as the fact that bacteria have a cell wall or lack internal cell membranes. I just Googled for specifics and read that the most common antibacterial component of soaps now targets prokaryotic DNA replication to do its job. Fun stuff.

    They are putting antibiotics in soaps now? That doesn't seem like such a good idea.

    I thought antibacterial was different than antibiotic.

    It is

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  • MikeHHHHMikeHHHH Registered User new member
    The best thing to put on a sore or irritated penis is a penis health creme. These cremes are special because they are the only ones designed specifically for the penis skin. I use one for dry skin and it works like a charm. You should check it out. And remember to chose your lube wisely! KY Jelly is a safe bet. Hope this helps.

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