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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    all usb sticks have russian or chinese rootkits on them so

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Blameless, are you able to divulge the topic(s) you explore in the OJST comic you've submitted?

    I've not submitted! It doesn't work that way. You don't make the thing until they work with you, so I am not going to make the comic until I'm actually working with them on it. And there's nothing saying I can't but I won't because I am not going horny on main until that happens (assuming it does)

    Okay, fair enough! I thought you had the foot in the door already.

    Either way, things are looking rad for you and that makes me happy!

    It's more like half a foot, no one has committed to anything and I could always get rejected again

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Aby you need a bigger garage.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    As a kid all my noise making toys would have their batteries mysteriously go missing, the little battery door screwed tightly shut.

    Noise makers that use batteries are easy mode for parents.

    We had an extremely lifelike fire engine that made TONS of sounds, was really heavy and metal, had lots of fiddly little pieces

    One day it mysteriously stopped making noise and I remember my parents saying something like "oh well huh guess it's just broken forever oh well" highly suspiciously
    spool32

    I can't even confirm that I recall a fire... truck? Not even sure what one of those is @Blameless Cleric

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    also, since I had to get tangential to downtown I got stopped by a lady who had perhaps not the most effective way of getting a free ride

    she walked out into the road in front of me and waited there until I rolled my window down and asked hey could I drive them to the nachspiel

    girl, I was mulling over the merits of physically pushing you away with the car (it's considerate, horn will wake neighbouring people vs driving into people is technically illegal) just a second ago, no I will not

    Abdhyius on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    give it to me

    that was much of our sailing since we sailed stupid amounts of nautical miles at night

    or, well, much and much. That was the darkest hour, generally. Then the sunrise began, before the sunset had quite finished.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    discreetly breaking a toy's sound function instead of crushing it in front of the child is a coward's way

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Trace wrote: »
    Aby you need a bigger garage.

    the car fits in it and my dad has done a good job of instilling the correct sense of shame at having to adjust one's course in both me and my sister

    he doesn't need a bigger garage, you just need to git gud also BMW needs to stop making their backing up sensors so laughably oversensitive

    Abdhyius on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    granted, there used to be an old piece of plaster at the back wall there so my method of measuring the right distance to back into it was by listening for a good crunch

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    discreetly breaking a toy's sound function instead of crushing it in front of the child is a coward's way

    I can't break a toy, that kind of thing always made me sad as a young man. Hell when my son breaks toys I take it worse than he does.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXWJdUzEKE

    i love this youtube channel of a dad absolutely crushing his son's attempts at art by recreating his doodles, except good.

    (kidding, of course, this is a very sweet channel.)

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited August 2018
    People always talk about how you've got to nurture a child's creativity but, look,

    I'm gonna be blunt

    you don't get Thriller without Joe Jackson

    Ludious on
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I've finally given reality to my idea of foraying into the Winky method of entrepreneurship and made a weird porn blog

    Up for two days with minimal posting, already more audience interaction than anything I've ever put online

    >8))))

    I feel like I should be upset but honestly, I taught you to be a capitalist fuckin' mercenary! I can't be surprised you've become a capitalist fuckin' mercenary.

    Get paid, girl.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Ludious wrote: »
    People always talk about how you've got to nurture a child's creativity but, look,

    I'm gonna be blunt

    you don't get Thriller without Joe Jackson

    Edgy advocating for child abuse.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    at the radiohead concert

    underestimated how much walking i needed to in the heat

    am dying

    worst possible seats

    barely fit in the seat because somehow a hockey stadium isn't built to accommodate fat dudes

    radiohead tho

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    People always talk about how you've got to nurture a child's creativity but, look,

    I'm gonna be blunt

    you don't get Thriller without Joe Jackson

    Nah you still had Quincy Jones, who is crazier then a shithouse rat.

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    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I'm just saying

    Is there even such a thing as a FUNNY comedian who isn't fucked up?

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    I have a thing I'm making for ppups and I can't post it because I don't have WiFi right now but suffice to say that it's going to look really cool and also it's a massive, massive pain in the ass

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    spool32 wrote: »
    As a kid all my noise making toys would have their batteries mysteriously go missing, the little battery door screwed tightly shut.

    Noise makers that use batteries are easy mode for parents.

    We had an extremely lifelike fire engine that made TONS of sounds, was really heavy and metal, had lots of fiddly little pieces

    One day it mysteriously stopped making noise and I remember my parents saying something like "oh well huh guess it's just broken forever oh well" highly suspiciously
    spool32

    I can't even confirm that I recall a fire... truck? Not even sure what one of those is "Blameless Cleric"

    https://youtu.be/Z2oG888CYTk

    "What's a truck?"

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Even Bob Ross was a drill sergeant

    There is no art without PAIN

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    how do you build a sports stadium and not plan for large dude asses

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I have a thing I'm making for ppups and I can't post it because I don't have WiFi right now but suffice to say that it's going to look really cool and also it's a massive, massive pain in the ass

    So, just like ppups eh eh

    gottem

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    My real point here is that do you think Bleric would be a good artist if her father hadn't betrayed his children's trust and broke that fire engine?

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    I have a thing I'm making for ppups and I can't post it because I don't have WiFi right now but suffice to say that it's going to look really cool and also it's a massive, massive pain in the ass

    Feature not a bug

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    The Mariners game is currently fucking up bus traffic downtown so Fuck them I hope they abandon the city @Preacher

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Bleric are you gonna get a massive amount of overbearing sexual interest, authoring a porny thing

    I wince to think of it

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    how do you build a sports stadium and not plan for large dude asses

    it amazes me that people who design things still don't accept that americans are not small people.

    this isn't just a fat thing.

    If I was thin I'd have more side room on a plane but my knees would still be in misery.



    And quite frankly arm rests on public seating that can't be moved up is pretty much ableist

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    The Mariners game is currently fucking up bus traffic downtown so Fuck them I hope they abandon the city Preacher

    As if traffic downtown is nice outside of that.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    The trick to porn is to make it hot.

    That'll be 500 dollars. These business advice sessions aint free.

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Bleric are you gonna get a massive amount of overbearing sexual interest, authoring a porny thing

    I wince to think of it

    I'd be more off put by people's fan art submissions

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    The Mariners game is currently fucking up bus traffic downtown so Fuck them I hope they abandon the city Preacher

    As if traffic downtown is nice outside of that.

    Considering I take this bus on the daily I know when is fucked.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Hm. We might go to Maine/Acadia in late May/June...

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i just hope we're not

    packt like sardines in a crushd tin box

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    It's funny that bleric's actual dad is being less paternalistic about the subject of her chosen profession than some people here named organichu

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
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    Apologies for hideous artefacts

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Oh cool and I'm next to the loud gossipy judgy racist middle aged racist ladies on the bus. @bowen knows what I'm talking about.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    It's funny that bleric's actual dad is being less paternalistic about the subject of her chosen profession than some people here named organichu

    i mean, Spool is notorious for his sex negativity, so it IS strange, yeah. :razz:

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Bleric are you gonna get a massive amount of overbearing sexual interest, authoring a porny thing

    I wince to think of it

    Maybe probably not, it depends, I think I am currently doing it in such a way that I will not

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    how do you build a sports stadium and not plan for large dude asses

    it amazes me that people who design things still don't accept that americans are not small people.

    this isn't just a fat thing.

    If I was thin I'd have more side room on a plane but my knees would still be in misery.



    And quite frankly arm rests on public seating that can't be moved up is pretty much ableist
    yeah i had to slide into the seat from the front because my ass won't thread the needle

    and my ass is not like, amazingly wide

    my girth is concentrated on the front if you know what i mean

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I am as usual ashamed of my report and reluctant to send it in even though I know my boss doesn't give a shit.

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