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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Daily reminder that lightning is the most horrifying things our planet experiences every minute.

    your posts are right there tho

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Daily reminder that lightning is the most horrifying things our planet experiences every minute.

    your posts are right there tho

    Well, sure, but not even Pin can post every minute of the day.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Skeith wrote: »

    I was gonna say this was fake because there was no damage to the boat, but on closer inspection a crossbar bit actually is missing from the mast afterward so I'll give it a tentative "maybe not reversed"

    edit: actually no it's still there, back to it's a faaaake

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Hard to see from this distance but I think Shazaam might be on that boat.

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »

    I was gonna say this was fake because there was no damage to the boat, but on closer inspection a crossbar bit actually is missing from the mast afterward so I'll give it a tentative "maybe not reversed"

    edit: actually no it's still there, back to it's a faaaake

    That "crossbar bit" is a spreader, and it's quite a bit beefier than you might imagine. It's part of the lateral stabilization system for the mast and it is built to carry tremendous loads.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    the way the fire on the boat just fades away in half a second and it's back to looking untouched is a red flag, they did good work with the bits of incandescent material spraying over the water though, that's a realistic touch

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  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    I don't think the boat was on fire.

    I think those are sparks raining down onto the front portion. So many falling at once looks like fire, but they quickly lose their glow.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    the damage depends on the lightnings path

    I'm betting that the base of the mast and the hull are scorched badly or just a melted gaping hole

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    My suspicions start with "why would someone focus a hand-held video camera on an empty, docked boat and just so happen to do that with the only one in the harbor that gets hit by lightning?"
    Could be real, but even if so there's more happening.

  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Nah, I'm fairly confident it's real. The response to the lightning bolt is reasonable, the camera is actually moving, and there is some heavy artifacting that nobody would ever include in a fake. Try pausing it during any point of the strike and you'll see black blotches covering significant parts of the video, and there's too much blur to make anything beyond "shit that's bright".

    Sometimes people just film stupid stuff and something crazy happens.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    If there was a bunch of lightning strikes happening they could totally just be filming to see the next one, that boat's just the closest one.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    If it is real, whoever is holding that camera has some immense respect coming to them.
    Having been close to a lightning strike (though, nowhere near that close) my initial response probably would be to drop the phone, find a dark closet or bed to hide under, and proceed to soil myself until the storm had moved on.
    It would most certainly have not included "take a half step back, and then continue filming". There's a large part of the old caveman brain that comes to the fore in circumstances like that.

    But, maybe living where ever that is breeds some amount of disregard for weather, given enough time. If it's a common enough occurrence I could imagine that happening.

  • BullheadBullhead Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    If it is real, whoever is holding that camera has some immense respect coming to them.
    Having been close to a lightning strike (though, nowhere near that close) my initial response probably would be to drop the phone, find a dark closet or bed to hide under, and proceed to soil myself until the storm had moved on.
    It would most certainly have not included "take a half step back, and then continue filming". There's a large part of the old caveman brain that comes to the fore in circumstances like that.

    But, maybe living where ever that is breeds some amount of disregard for weather, given enough time. If it's a common enough occurrence I could imagine that happening.

    #FloridaMan

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Modern cars are bearly secure:

    Anyone else really want sound on this one?

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Bullhead wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    If it is real, whoever is holding that camera has some immense respect coming to them.
    Having been close to a lightning strike (though, nowhere near that close) my initial response probably would be to drop the phone, find a dark closet or bed to hide under, and proceed to soil myself until the storm had moved on.
    It would most certainly have not included "take a half step back, and then continue filming". There's a large part of the old caveman brain that comes to the fore in circumstances like that.

    But, maybe living where ever that is breeds some amount of disregard for weather, given enough time. If it's a common enough occurrence I could imagine that happening.

    #FloridaMan

    Boston, actually

    https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/07/07/video-shows-bolt-lightening-striking-boat-south-boston/wPvY3VWnC25rSePJuM0lcM/story.html

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular

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  • TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Aw.

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  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    My girlfriend has one of those, my cats nope the F out of the room when it opens because of basically that gif.

    It stays in the closet now.

  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    I can imagine one of those things.

    But... like... spring-loaded and made of razors.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    So could the 18th century French.

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  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    RT800 wrote: »
    I can imagine one of those things.

    But... like... spring-loaded and made of razors.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    what are you, cat jigsaw?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    About the boat gif - most boats with masts that tall actually have the mast "grounded" in a way. There would be a wire from the base of the mast that runs through and down the keel and into the water. Precisely so that the boats don't burst into flame when hit. Path of least resistance and all that.

    Hell, even if that boat didn't have grounding and it were mine? Man, that's the tallest thing in the area so time to use the old trick of looping some chain around the base of the mast and throwing the other end overboard and into the water.

    Sailboats get clipped all the time with lightening and it looks pretty much exactly like that.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »

    The question is, was it an accident?

  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    BIZZARO AM NOT THE STRONGEST

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    there was a woman circumnavigating the world single handed in a sailboat

    lighting struck the mast, which knocked out all her electronic navigation system

    she had a sextant as a backup

    it hung on the mast below deck, so that melted

    anyway cool story about making do with literally a piece of string and some cardboard that I can't find the details of


    but anyway the point is, she sailed on with no other problems

    some consideration to lighting strikes has actually been made on modern sailboats, earthing the mast to the propeller so that a lightning strike doesn't blow a hole in the hull or something like that


    I'm curious what kind of damage you expect would happen, and why you think it would happen


    also why you think it would catch fire

    EDIT: aluminium is a good conductor, which is why the mast itself is going to be pretty much fine

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  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    there was a woman circumnavigating the world single handed in a sailboat

    lighting struck the mast, which knocked out all her electronic navigation system

    she had a sextant as a backup

    it hung on the mast below deck, so that melted

    anyway cool story about making do with literally a piece of string and some cardboard that I can't find the details of


    but anyway the point is, she sailed on with no other problems

    some consideration to lighting strikes has actually been made on modern sailboats, earthing the mast to the propeller so that a lightning strike doesn't blow a hole in the hull or something like that


    I'm curious what kind of damage you expect would happen, and why you think it would happen


    also why you think it would catch fire

    EDIT: aluminium is a good conductor, which is why the mast itself is going to be pretty much fine

    I thought I had clicked on the bad joke thread and now I'm disappointed that there is no pun-based punchline to this story.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Why did lightning strike the boat?

    It wanted to test the boat's ballast.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »

    The question is, was it an accident?

    Just practice for the upcoming Mousetrap tournament.
    Where the actual competition is who can get the board set up correctly the fastest, because nobody anywhere has actually played a game of mousetrap.

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  • MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Bullhead wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    If it is real, whoever is holding that camera has some immense respect coming to them.
    Having been close to a lightning strike (though, nowhere near that close) my initial response probably would be to drop the phone, find a dark closet or bed to hide under, and proceed to soil myself until the storm had moved on.
    It would most certainly have not included "take a half step back, and then continue filming". There's a large part of the old caveman brain that comes to the fore in circumstances like that.

    But, maybe living where ever that is breeds some amount of disregard for weather, given enough time. If it's a common enough occurrence I could imagine that happening.

    #FloridaMan

    At a friends graduation party, we were all sitting around their covered patio while a thunderstorm passed by. About 20 yards away was their pond. I was sitting in a plastic chair like this, when lightning struck the pond (or something very close to the pond). I, and a few others, were literally knocked out of our chairs by the force of the strike.

    The pond was also steaming for about half an hour after that, which was kinda nuts.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Why did lightning strike the boat?

    It wanted to test the boat's ballast.

    I wonder how well it resisted the flow of the current after that?

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular


    a very dumb gif that made me chortle

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Its always the Goddamn Germans.

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Chill, frog:

    That frog is going to have a quest to send you on.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    That was filmed by natsdorf, my nemesis!

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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