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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    I like how the cat in the bag briefly glances at the camera as if to say "Don't rat me out bro, let me have this".

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    So are they trained, or have the wires been CGI'd out?

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    that reminds me of the one where the dude's dong slapped the horizontal bar when he went over

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    That guy is laughing that off like, "Oh man I was an inch away from death, there, huh?"

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Well, he can't crap his shorts. They belong to the pole now.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Oh, I JUST noticed where the pole hit him.

    Yikes.

  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    The havok physics engine is so unrealistic:

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  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    that tree was super dead

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    That started off cool, then got real bad, then went back to being cool again.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited July 2019
    klemming wrote: »
    The havok physics engine is so unrealistic:

    Sub-Zero Wins

    Fatality

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    this person was banned from this venue for life, yes?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    It's all in the reflexes.

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    this person was banned from this venue for life, yes?

    Pretty sure they work there and were filming an add for it.

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Enc wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    this person was banned from this venue for life, yes?

    Pretty sure they work there and were filming an add for it.

    I was gonna say, for some reason he looks like the kind of guy who work at/own an axe-throwing place. Whatever that means.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Do you get banned for life for throwing an axe badly? That feels like a thing that happens a lot at those places, it's not something you manage to do first try.

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  • Fartacus_the_MightyFartacus_the_Mighty Brought to you by the letter A.Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Do you get banned for life for throwing an axe badly? That feels like a thing that happens a lot at those places, it's not something you manage to do first try.

    There's a beginner throw that maximizes blade-stickage and is unlikely to bounce back into your face, but you kinda look like a dork doing it, so I can see why they'd go with a full-strength pitch for an ad. You have to sign a release form before you can throw anything, and the range is usually set up to minimize bounceback (the one I visited used large, very damp tree trunk slices for targets). That said, they'd absolutely kick out someone who insisted on baseballing it if it kept bouncing back like that.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
    Do you get banned for life for throwing an axe badly? That feels like a thing that happens a lot at those places, it's not something you manage to do first try.

    the one that I went to would probably have kicked a person out for kicking the axe up into their hand like that. The wild throw probably would have gotten them kicked out for the reason you saw in the gif. Dude's lucky he didn't catch the sharp part of the axe. At least he was trying to move out of the way.

    Seems like a bad idea for an ad IMO. The last thing you want to hear from somebody with one too many drinks in them, an axe in hand, and a target is "I saw this on TV".

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I mean, there's also the whole "not looking where you're throwing" thing.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    The kick flip is one thing, but the throw itself isn't related to that. He wasn't throwing it without looking (unless he had his eyes closed). He does the kick, turns, then throws at what he's looking at. The bounce would have happened regardless or the kick.

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    edited July 2019
    Good boy is very enthusiastic about fetching water.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    An axe throwing range is a lot like a gun range. If you goof off in a gun range you get kicked the fuck out.

    You should only get to throw axes if you show them the proper respect.

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  • GrogGrog My sword is only steel in a useful shape.Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    An axe throwing range is a lot like a gun range. If you goof off in a gun range you get kicked the fuck out.

    You should only get to throw axes if you show them the proper respect.

    so you're saying you should axe first

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    no clearly you should shoot first and axe questions later

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Axe throwing ranges should be treated like gun ranges, but they aren't. A lot of them sell alcohol to patrons.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    klemming wrote: »
    The havok physics engine is so unrealistic:

    this gave me flashbacks to this afternoon when I saw a lady almost get flattened by a tree on a running trail! she was okay but she couldn't hear anyone yelling at her about the tree about to fall on her because she had airpods in! like the meme! it was fucked in real life!

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    airpods aren't even noise isolating, must have had the volume cranked to ear damaging levels

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    airpods aren't even noise isolating, must have had the volume cranked to ear damaging levels

    Have you ever been near someone exercising or taking public transit with headphones in? Yeah, things were probably cranked all the way up to shut out distractions.

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Sound on.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    It's reversed/inverted/cgi/magic.

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  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    He's upside down

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    But the balls fall down

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I used to juggle pretty good, and I can theoretically understand exactly how he does all of those things. That doesn't make it any less bullshit.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    it's reversed

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    its inside out

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Find nothing but faith in nothing.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Find nothing but faith in nothing.

    Why would you do this?

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Does it make you heart spin around?

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