Mega[chat]a

Hi I'm Vee!

Mere thousands of years ago, giant beasts walked the Earth. They're pretty cool!

Megafauna like:



Giant Elephant!



Giant Lizard-That-Isn't-A-Dinosaur!



Giant Sloth!



Giant...uh...Stretchy Elephant!



Giant *snort* *giggle* wait seriously?



Oh come on you're fucking with me now aren't you?



No. Nope. I'm done. Megafauna are stupid, this is stupid.

joshgotro

Hey

bowen

ur a megafauna

Styrofoam Sammich

Too fast, must be a trap

Hi I'm Vee!

I've had this OP ready for awhile.

Quick and efficient service, that's the VH standard.

Preacher

Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »

Too fast, must be a trap

STYRO FREEZE!

Evil Multifarious

That last one is definitely a drunk paleontologist who won a dare and got away with it

Styrofoam Sammich

Regarding dating: If this marriage doesn't work out I won't be doing any of it. Can you imagine? Spending time with a person? Like a degenerate?

Hi I'm Vee!

Now I don't have an OP ready.

This is distressing.

Maybe I'll just repeat Wid[chat].

Styrofoam Sammich

On a related note, I had to look up the name of someone I've worked in the same room as for about 8 months

TehSloth

Isn't there some type of ancient giant penguin like thing with a really rad name -- I cannot remember what it is.

Organichu

I wonder if I’m gonna get this job doot doot

Someone entertain me so I don’t claw off my face

Jacobkosh

MEGA FAUN

Hi I'm Vee!

Organichu wrote: »

I wonder if I’m gonna get this job doot doot

Someone entertain me so I don’t claw off my face

Oh I'll entertain you. :winky:

Hi I'm Vee!

Jesus, I need to get laid...

Seal

How many of those large mammals were killed off by bipeds with spears?

Preacher

visiblehowl wrote: »

I've had this OP ready for awhile.

Quick and efficient service, that's the VH standard.

Just an open tab ready to go?

Neco

again, NOT A POLL

Jubal77

Lack of cave bears!

Neco

but it has cute animals so its ok

Mim

HerrCon wrote:

Have you considered dedicating your life to the servitude of endless horrors?
It kinda worked for me....

I do good magic! But for deep, fulfilling love and excellent sex. I am willing to make a change.

Hi I'm Vee!

Jacobkosh wrote: »

MEGA FAUN

Mecha Fauna

Mim

Organichu wrote: »

I wonder if I’m gonna get this job doot doot

Someone entertain me so I don’t claw off my face

Have someone sit on your face

Instant distraction

Jacobkosh

Preacher wrote: »

visiblehowl wrote: »

I've had this OP ready for awhile.

Quick and efficient service, that's the VH standard.

Just an open tab ready to go?

I only have six tabs open but I recently discovered that the leftmost one was opened in August 2017

Preacher

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

visiblehowl wrote: »

I've had this OP ready for awhile.

Quick and efficient service, that's the VH standard.

Just an open tab ready to go?

I only have six tabs open but I recently discovered that the leftmost one was opened in August 2017

Don't tell this tab about what happened kosh. DONT TELL IT.

Dronus86

I'll settle for shallow love and okay sex

Hi I'm Vee!

Preacher wrote: »

visiblehowl wrote: »

I've had this OP ready for awhile.

Quick and efficient service, that's the VH standard.

Just an open tab ready to go?

No, this one I had saved to drafts.

I didn't want to risk a catastrophic tab failure.

emnmnme

MICRO MEGA MAN

Hi I'm Vee!

Jacob did you even watch that Mission Impossible video?

credeiki

Mojo_Jojo wrote: »

credeiki wrote: »

I mean also I discussed this with my husband and he's fine with it, not that he gets a say in my sexual behavior, what with him dumping me
But it is nice that he's cheering me on tbh

Oh I didn't realise you'd split up

I'll update the ledger

@Mojo_Jojo

Yeah I mean he's straight and I'm getting a sex change so like
it just doesn't work
it's fairly depressing but I'm managing; also we still talk a lot and are still visiting each other a bit and also haven't filled out the paperwork yet
But yeah that's also why I'm now free to look at jobs with travel, like I was discussing earlier

Casual Eddy

Jacobkosh wrote: »

MEGA FAUN

*heavybreathing.jpg*

Neco

if the missions are so impossible, then why do they keep completing them???

cB557

The Cenozoic is definitely underrated as a source of some weird beasts.

Jubal77

Also native mega humans.

Sir Landshark

visiblehowl wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

visiblehowl wrote: »

I've had this OP ready for awhile.

Quick and efficient service, that's the VH standard.

Just an open tab ready to go?

No, this one I had saved to drafts.

I didn't want to risk a catastrophic tab failure.

the hilarious part about the drafts feature

is the one time I used it to save a thread OP the damn thing disappeared on me

why

why does this never happen any of the other 100s of times it saves a post and im forced to clear it myself

Styrofoam Sammich

credeiki wrote: »

Mojo_Jojo wrote: »

credeiki wrote: »

I mean also I discussed this with my husband and he's fine with it, not that he gets a say in my sexual behavior, what with him dumping me
But it is nice that he's cheering me on tbh

Oh I didn't realise you'd split up

I'll update the ledger

@Mojo_Jojo

Yeah I mean he's straight and I'm getting a sex change so like
it just doesn't work
it's fairly depressing but I'm managing; also we still talk a lot and are still visiting each other a bit and also haven't filled out the paperwork yet
But yeah that's also why I'm now free to look at jobs with travel, like I was discussing earlier

I have family going through actually the same exact thing right now. Its rough dude.

Six

Hello, Newark.

wandering

Phillishere wrote: »

wandering wrote: »

"I wasn’t able to defend myself because people in the crowd were holding me back,” he said...Hildebrand says he the singer gave him two black eyes, a busted lip, a concussion and almost knocked out one of his teeth."

haha, physical assault

hilarious

Real life versus theory. It's easy to question the ethics of it, but actual club owners and bands have learned through long experience that they have to use physical assault against Nazis if they want to keep their businesses open. Nazis, as a tactic, go into clubs in small numbers to test the waters, then take any sign that they are welcome to flood the place. At which point, you either close your place or get comfortable being the local Nazi hangout.

I would've been comfortable with him being asked to leave and then, if he refused, being strong armed out by security. I’m not saying that that asshole should’ve been “welcome” at the venue, or even that physical force shouldn’t have been used. I’m just against, you know, people being violently attacked.

Neco

more like mission: POSSIBLE if u ask me

LaOs

Chu, what is this new job anyway? I am excited for you but feel I missed all the details.

Evil Multifarious

C. Eddy's been watching a lot of Fister Cumnus videos