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podcasts: are they piss?

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    how dare they insult my honor as a gamer

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  • HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    But... If I'm not a Gamer, then... I'm nothing

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    hot

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Hybrid wrote: »
    But... If I'm not a Gamer, then... I'm nothing

    No no, by "or in a coma" they mean you're in a coma and just experiencing a terrible nightmare where everyone love to pieces a game you couldn't give two shits about, and are going to talk about it ceaselessly for the next two months.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
  • CelloCello Registered User regular


    well that's a real middle finger from EGM to anyone daring to sit this one out

    Sorry boys

    I guess I'm officially a gamer now

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I'm a gamer in a coma

    I know, I know it's serious (sam)

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular


    well that's a real middle finger from EGM to anyone daring to sit this one out

    I'm sure they just cherry picked the quote and it goes on to say, "or you aren't into sandbox games, or Rockstar's aesthetic, or are going to wait to catch it on sale." Right?

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I'm actually in a coma right now and all of this, and all of you, are a figment of my coma dream. So that comment is very meta for me right now.

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    eh, my brain has been numb to AAA gaming for years now, feels good having been in a coma the whole time (besides that moment where I gained a bit of brain activity for DOOM)

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »


    well that's a real middle finger from EGM to anyone daring to sit this one out

    I'm sure they just cherry picked the quote and it goes on to say, "or you aren't into sandbox games, or Rockstar's aesthetic, or are going to wait to catch it on sale." Right?

    "or don't own a console."
    ... Right?

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Or, you know, don't want to give money to an abusive company. Or don't want to support a deve that often pushes racist, sexist, queerphobic content. Or don't want to support yet another colonialism romanticisation of the "wild west". Or...

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  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    that article has a really great bit in it:
    at one point, Arthur makes a laughable statement to some Native American characters that goes something like, “The government don’t like me any more than they like you, and like you, my time here is nearly finished.” After all, if the white outlaw can no longer be free, then who truly is?

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  • Viktor WaltersViktor Walters Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm a gamer in a coma

    I know, I know it's serious (sam)

    I just want to make it clear that this is very, very good and I now have that full on stuck in my head.

  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Frankly, if you told me the last 2ish years was just a weird coma dream I'd be like "yeah rad".

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    boy it is real weird seeing Keith Phipps writing an article for Polygon

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    The Space Jam Blank Check is very good

    Ben joining in as Marvin the Martian during the ad bit completely breaking David was wonderful

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Diarmuid wrote: »

    I was going to say "Oh are they watching OG Dragonball?" but then I remembered 1) It's just Goku peeing and 2) It's a fish or something

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I've only seen like a dozen episodes of og dragonball and that show is filled with piss

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Toriyama loves his piss humor.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Can I get a window decal of Calvin pissin on, oh I dunno, like the recycling symbol maybe

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I've only seen like a dozen episodes of og dragonball and that show is filled with piss

    Yeah Toryiama finds little kids pissing to be hilarious

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I've only seen like a dozen episodes of og dragonball and that show is filled with piss

    Yeah Toryiama finds little kids pissing to be hilarious

    "Ok, so it's the middle of the big fight in Garlic Jr.'s castle. Piccolo and Goku are taking out the minions. Got any ideas, Toriyama?"
    "I want Gohan to piss in Krillin's mouth."

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    The Red Dead X Metal Gear bit on the Beastcast is real good

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  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    The Red Dead X Metal Gear bit on the Beastcast is real good
    Its a Flop House level bit-escalation with Alex as the Dan McCoy

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    Boy, ya got a ghost in yer arm

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular


    God DAMN it.

    I was hoping to hear Leo Karpatze's new song.

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Or, you know, don't want to give money to an abusive company. Or don't want to support a deve that often pushes racist, sexist, queerphobic content. Or don't want to support yet another colonialism romanticisation of the "wild west". Or...

    Fine, come at my little aside with actual good reasons. See if I care...

    After I found out I'm not an actual gamer. How could today be worse!?

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I for one have never been more flattered than when EGM declared me not a gamer

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    *Dan regales Vinny and Abby about how he used to intentionally fart on people while at Game Informer*

    Abby: You're an adult man!
    Dan: I was like 26...
    Abby: THAT'S OLDER THAN I AM RIGHT NOW!

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I really, really enjoy Abby being completely unafraid to tell Dan when he is being an immature little shit

    And I say that as someone who likes the guy

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    I really like Dan a lot and people telling him that he's being an immature little shit is some of the best stuff that ever happens around him.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    As someone the same age as Dan, honestly a fair amount of the stuff he talks about resonates with me

    And then sometimes he cooks eggshells and implicitly trusts corporations

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    As someone the same age as Dan, honestly a fair amount of the stuff he talks about resonates with me

    And then sometimes he cooks eggshells and implicitly trusts corporations
    The biggest moment for me, recently, was when Abby yelled at him for pointing that mega slingshot at her during a mailbag and he moped around like Charlie Brown afterwards because he got yelled at

    I can appreciate Eggshell Madness, I cant appreciate stuff like that

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  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    He wasn't moping he was legitimately embarrassed because he didn't think of it as a weapon until they reacted that way. His reaction was "I fucked up, i'm sorry".

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    He wasn't moping he was legitimately embarrassed because he didn't think of it as a weapon until they reacted that way. His reaction was "I fucked up, i'm sorry".
    He stood under a blanket while making a pouty face!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    He wasn't moping he was legitimately embarrassed because he didn't think of it as a weapon until they reacted that way. His reaction was "I fucked up, i'm sorry".
    He stood under a blanket while making a pouty face!

    The ol’ Remorseful pouty blanket two step.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hayley Atwell is on the My Dad Wrote a Porno footnote episode this week and gosh she just seems so funny and cool

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    captaink wrote: »


    God DAMN it.

    I was hoping to hear Leo Karpatze's new song.

    damn. that's a huge bummer actually, just thinking about what he might sing this year had me excited and I don't listen to that show all tthe time. I just thought of it out of the blue and was psyched.

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