Who is the seventh Friend?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gunter
    Ross is a sensual lover that always prematurely ejaculates then apologizes for it but ultimately blames his partner.

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    LarLar
    Ross cries before he ejaculates.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gunter
    Ross cries before he ejaculates.

    And you cry after he ejaculates

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    LarLar
    Ross cries before he ejaculates.

    And you cry after he ejaculates

    Only because I don't like the way he disrespects you when he does.

  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    LarLar
    Ross, the largest friend, ate the seventh friend as a warning.

    I mean, I'd take Nick Offerman's spikey cat dick willingly
  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
    Marcel
    You're going to be hard-pressed to find sitcoms where the protagonists don't come off as psycopathic monsters when their actions are interpreted through the lens of the real world. Some of that is due to incredibly insensitive and irresponsible situations written into the show and some of it is because heightened reality for comedic purposes typically doesn't translate favorably to the real world where situations are complex and there are long-term consequences for your actions. It's up to you how much disbelief you're willing to suspend and, sadly, a lot of shows ask you to look past too many genuinely hurtful grievances

    I think this might be part of the genius of The Good Place? Eleanor at the start really isn’t that much worse than a lot of sitcom characters, but the story actually acknowledges it and makes teaching her to be a decent human being the point of the show.

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  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    LarLar
    Fearghaill wrote: »

    That is an astonishingly good joke.

    I mean, I'd take Nick Offerman's spikey cat dick willingly
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  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Not on Any Podcast or Affliated Don't Even Own a MikeRegistered User regular
    The Seventh Friend is Blood.
    Blood gives great hugs.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    LarLar
    it was the audience, the audience was the seventh friend.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    the seventh friend was egregiously murdered when joey and chandler turned off the free porn

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    the seventh friend was mr. trieger

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    Mike
    There was nobody named Gunter on the show, who is voting for this nonperson

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Well it might shock you guys but its Walter Bishop. We see the Parallel world friends in one episode and that proves definitively that it takes place in the Fringe universe .
    Phobe and Ursula are survivors of the drug trials to create reality jumpers , Chandler works for Massive dynamic and Hank Azaria is a fringe scientist working on cold fusion.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    LarLar
    Ok some hot takes.

    If we ignore everyone's dating lives.

    Ross
    Joey
    Monica
    Chandler
    Phoebe
    Rachel

    Dating included

    Joey
    Monica
    Phoebe
    Ross
    Chandler
    Rachel

    Also Lily was the worst on how I met your mother. At least Barney was upfront about being a monster. Lily actively broke up other people's relationships. Because she didnt like them.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Gunter
    The seventh friend is capitalism which provides them with all their ridiculous apartments

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    The seventh friend is capitalism which provides them with all their ridiculous apartments

    Ross and Chandler are Rich
    Phobe lived with her grandmother and like Monica had her rent control
    The others were just roommates

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Marcel
    The 7th friend was the couch they tried to move up the stairs
    PIVOT!!!!!

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    I'll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    ross, chandler, and monica were all rich: there was even an episode about it! and then joey got that soap opera money.

    really, rachel is the only friend who's living situation makes no sense for a good portion of the show.

    also of note: ross had a shitty apartment until ugly naked guy's (also wtf? how was he not a poll option!)

    him getting a new nice apartment arpund the same time he barely talked about his son anymore clearly means he stoppped paying child support.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gunter
    The seventh friend is...


    ...



    ...



    ...


    UNAGI

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  • TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Mike
    Maybe it should be Chandler’s old roommate Skip or Kip (it’s one of those names that’s on TV a lot but nobody has a name like that in real life)

  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Mike
    Taya wrote: »
    Maybe it should be Chandler’s old roommate Skip or Kip (it’s one of those names that’s on TV a lot but nobody has a name like that in real life)

    But what about Chandler's 2nd best roommate?

    Eddie Menuek.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Lisa Kudrow is definitely the best actor of the cast

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    Mike
    Who was Paul Rudd’s character cuz it’s him

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Gunter
    Pretty sure Newman was the seventh friend.

    And what is the deal with that!?

    *Bo do da bop cha wah wah*



  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Gunter
    Real Talk I was hoping this was a low key 7th Guest thread.

    This is fine...I guess.



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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    I have never watched an episode of Friends and have no plans to watch one at this present time

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    you should watch the one with the free porn

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Gunter
    Shark Porn

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  • David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Real Talk I was hoping this was a low key 7th Guest thread.

    This is fine...I guess.

    I hoped it was Seven Brides For Seven Brothers.

    It still could be!

    OK, no...

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    you should watch the one with the free porn

    or the one where Melody from Hey Dude shaves her head

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
    Peen
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    LarLar
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    You're going to be hard-pressed to find sitcoms where the protagonists don't come off as psycopathic monsters when their actions are interpreted through the lens of the real world. Some of that is due to incredibly insensitive and irresponsible situations written into the show and some of it is because heightened reality for comedic purposes typically doesn't translate favorably to the real world where situations are complex and there are long-term consequences for your actions. It's up to you how much disbelief you're willing to suspend and, sadly, a lot of shows ask you to look past too many genuinely hurtful grievances

    I think this might be part of the genius of The Good Place? Eleanor at the start really isn’t that much worse than a lot of sitcom characters, but the story actually acknowledges it and makes teaching her to be a decent human being the point of the show.

    The Good Place very much started out as a deconstruction of sitcoms.
    Like one of the big ideas behind it was to create a premise that would let them explore all the typical sitcom conceits in-fiction. It's a show where hell is being forced to be the main characters in a sitcom.

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Richard
    Joey is the least selfish of the Friends.

    He would do just about anything for them.

    Except share food

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    Joey is the least selfish of the Friends.

    He would do just about anything for them.

    Except share food

    he doesn't do that!

    Tube wrote: »
    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i thought i had made that very clear earlier!

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    Raijin QuickfootShorty
  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    ross, chandler, and monica were all rich: there was even an episode about it! and then joey got that soap opera money.

    really, rachel is the only friend who's living situation makes no sense for a good portion of the show.

    also of note: ross had a shitty apartment until ugly naked guy's (also wtf? how was he not a poll option!)

    him getting a new nice apartment arpund the same time he barely talked about his son anymore clearly means he stoppped paying child support.

    I have to imagine he doesnt pay any due to some sort of custody arrangement. Like he had a strong case for full custody and Susan admitted that she didnt want him involved in raising the kid several times

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited August 2018
    Mike
    ross, chandler, and monica were all rich: there was even an episode about it! and then joey got that soap opera money.

    really, rachel is the only friend who's living situation makes no sense for a good portion of the show.

    also of note: ross had a shitty apartment until ugly naked guy's (also wtf? how was he not a poll option!)

    him getting a new nice apartment arpund the same time he barely talked about his son anymore clearly means he stoppped paying child support.

    I have to imagine he doesnt pay any due to some sort of custody arrangement. Like he had a strong case for full custody and Susan admitted that she didnt want him involved in raising the kid several times

    This doesn't really match up with the show.

    Ross & Carol seem to have a fairly adult & understanding relationship.

    And the fact that she cheated on him should really offer her no leverage in that situation.

    Likely, Ross gave full custody to Carol because he knew it'd be best for his son.

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