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When your three weird dads split up, you'll get three different christmases. [SBFP]

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Let me share the exact moment I stopped playing DMC2. About eight or nine stages in, the mission starts on a platform and you get these demon dogs running at you. Of course by this point it had been firmly impressed upon me how piss-easy the game is. So I wanted to see what the dogs had before just blasting them.

    They ran at me.

    Then around me.

    And kept running in circles.

    I stood there, completely still, watching them run around me for FIVE MINUTES without hitting me once. And I turned the game off.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I remember thinking that the first little bit where you go outside some church-building had some weird camera-angle.

  • Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    Shame Lucia was never seen again, she deserved better.

    Had a really cool looking devil trigger.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Dr. Chaos wrote: »
    Shame Lucia was never seen again, she deserved better.

    Had a really cool looking devil trigger.

    the important thing is that lady is in 5 and it's not creepy this time

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Is a little creepy! She seems to be rocking underwear and chaps, no pants. Not even shorts this time, just undies...

    I love her new jacket tho, is super stylish. A bunch of details on it appear to be identical to DMC4 Dante, like the strap on her chest. Makes me think it's borrowed gear.

    Oh brilliant
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Lady DMC5
    Those screenshots of Dante wearing her goggles have me tentatively upset.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    how much do I pay them for smokin sexy style ranks

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »

    People have mentioned it but DMC4 Special Edition had this too. It literally doesn't matter, you can just ignore it.

    It's for people who just want all the moves right away.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    congratulations woolsworth!

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  • DeansDeans Registered User regular
    DeMoN wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »

    People have mentioned it but DMC4 Special Edition had this too. It literally doesn't matter, you can just ignore it.

    It's for people who just want all the moves right away.

    "Pay money to skip the game" microtransactions always have a high risk of encouraging purchases by intentionally making the game worse. DMC4 didn't originally have microtransactions, so if they ruined the game's economy in the special edition it would be really obvious. DMC5 doesn't have a version with no real money shop to compare with, so they have a lot more freedom to tweak the red orb economy to be more grindy and unsatisfying.

    Don't believe the industry's bullshit about "player choice," microtransactions always influence game balance.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    how much do I pay them for smokin sexy style ranks
    It's just called fuckfighting actually.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    congratulations woolsworth!

    a quick investigation finds this isn't a wedding photo (of their wedding, I mean).

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    This is, however, a wedding photo (of not their wedding, I mean).

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    telltale go down

  • AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    Woolie's fiancée tall.

  • Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    telltale go down
    And bankruptcy go up. :(

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Good to see Woolie is dedicated to ruining A2s look ad well

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    The new theory seems to be that the plight of the ginger people stems from light's inherent racism.

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    i love how pat thinks he can destroy memes

    no you lovable dope, you doing memes is so lame it goes back around to being fun again

  • Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    Finished the first episode of the DMC2 LP.

    Well played.
    and hilarious stopping point for 2.

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  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    telltale go down

    How

    They made all the money and never spent it, how they go down?

    Oh brilliant
  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    The same way it always happens, someone at the top made a ton of money.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    telltale go down

    How

    They made all the money and never spent it, how they go down?

    Supposedly in the post-walking dead expansion era of the company, they only actually made money from walking dead 1 and maybe minecraft story mode. Everything else lost money, and the ownership strategy was apparently surviving off of venture capital obtained off the success of TWD1 hoping for a string of similar big successes that never came.

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  • Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    telltale go down

    How

    They made all the money and never spent it, how they go down?

    Supposedly in the post-walking dead expansion era of the company, they only actually made money from walking dead 1 and maybe minecraft story mode. Everything else lost money, and the ownership strategy was apparently surviving off of venture capital obtained off the success of TWD1 hoping for a string of similar big successes that never came.
    Thats a damn shame.

    They had some real winners in Batman, Borderlands and Wolf Among Us.

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    I mean to be fair I think Telltale's record was ultimately middling. It was surprising to see them lose money with so many popular properties though.

  • DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    sounds like there was a lot of poor "crunch time" mentality overtime practices that worked them to the bone and no severances and some pretty shitty things all around

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    it was about as fucked an ending for the company as it possibly could have been for the employees, to say nothing of the majority of the people who worked on the games being contractors with no benefits or unemployment insurance because this is america and working 100 hour work weeks for a company doesn't count as long as you use the right magic tax loophole words

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    "Really don't look like zombies"? Ooh, has Woolie never Resident Evilled? Right, it was only Parasite Eve. That's another glass to break.

  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    sounds like there was a lot of poor "crunch time" mentality overtime practices that worked them to the bone and no severances and some pretty shitty things all around

    The more I hear about TellTale's work culture the more I'm glad that company is dead. Sure, a lot of people lost their jobs, but a company being run like that shouldn't be successful. It's really awful that they were hiring people till the final week of operations. Imagine moving your family to LA, getting on a lease, and then letting go without severance! Like, is California a 'right to work' state? Cause a lawsuit needs to happen.

  • AbsalonAbsalon Lands of Always WinterRegistered User regular
    That Pat looks a lot like Jesse Cox.

  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    the best telltale related comment I've seen is

    "Lee died for nothing!"

  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Lee died so Henry could live.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
  • Dr. ChaosDr. Chaos Post nuclear nuisance Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Jester slowly winning over Woolie.

    He knows he loves it.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Christ, Pixiv added a tag for fuckfighting, according to reddit.

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