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VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
edited September 2018 in Debate and/or Discourse
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In the 1960s David Bixby took enough acid to basically go insane and ended up in a religious cult writing weird, dark folk songs about Jesus and drug addiction. He travelled door to door selling combs to finance the recording of this album, which stands as one of the darkest folk records ever made. Listen to this burner, with choice lyrics like:

Vapor coming from the sea
People want to torture me
Stars are falling from the sky
The moon's blood red and they wonder why
For it's written in the book

Disease and earthquake shake the ground
People cursing Him not kneeling down
For the time has come
Yes the time has come

When 666 will soon be bound
For a thousand years
And 666 will soon be bound
For a thousand years


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGvD9Q4F8FY

The album is not all apocalyptic odes though; my personal favorite is this sunny one about life (and also God. Again this guy did a lot of acid).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huh_sq-HSK0

Happy Friday [chat].

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Chanus I hear Stockholm gets better the longer you stay there

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Damn thats rad






    also I wonder if they are even going to bother with that nintendo direct as it was cause quite a bit of it was announced anyways.

    bloodyroarxx on
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Solid turnaround!

    Oh for the days that you could finance anything through door-to-door comb sales

    Door-to-door salespeople were like the original Amazon Now - they delivered immediately, and right to your door, but you had no say in what product it was

    BeNarwhal on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Chanus I hear Stockholm gets better the longer you stay there

    i bet this is true i should just miss my flight home

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i can telework my current job while i figure things out right? no one would have a problem with that

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i can telework my current job while i figure things out right? no one would have a problem with that

    if they call you pick up and answer in Swedish

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Tell your boss you require an Emotional Support Sweden and that if they don't accomodate your disability you'll be forced to report them to the ADA

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i can telework my current job while i figure things out right? no one would have a problem with that

    if they call you pick up and answer in Swedish

    “Heydo, dis is borkaborka meatball skurri bork bork!”

    “Oh, perfect, what time do you close?”

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Stockholm is my favorite city I've lived next to for all of my life.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    A lady coworker said something extremely transphobic about me, specifically, but then immediately apologized

    I’m gonna go home and punch stuff

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    3geu9gppl4vb.jpeg

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    3geu9gppl4vb.jpeg

    Squiggum?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    My headphones have run out of petrol. It's terrible they don't work while they are charging.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Stockholm is my favorite city I've lived next to for all of my life.

    All the long-time residents agree!

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Stockholm is my favorite city I've lived next to for all of my life.

    All the long-time residents agree!

    Its a sickness

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    i want a ralph-squirtle tattoo

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Fuzzy wrote:
    trying to get sperm shipped
    it is really hard to do

    Right, I've got this jerry can filled up now, where should I post it?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    also goddamn chat i just discovered a new artist from 2017 on the back of those david bixby links and it is just fucking fire

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKXQE52l2Q

    fun facts: this dude is a 19 year old british dude but this shit is like big old soul records and just

    how did i miss this? literally all i do is listen to music

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    how did i miss this? literally all i do is listen to music

    Get a job you hippy!

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    the weirdest part of my MRI was when the magnetic field pulled on my tattoos
    super creepy like ghosts

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    i want a ralph-squirtle tattoo

    Oh I get it


    I choo-choo-choose you

    ha ha

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Is hippie with the "ie"?

    Yeah, that looks better. Oh well!

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Fuzzy wrote:
    trying to get sperm shipped
    it is really hard to do

    Right, I've got this jerry can filled up now, where should I post it?
    I need special mouse sperm and it has to be shipped in liquid nitrogen from across Europe
    I need it to do IVF and resurrect the mouse line

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Fuzzy wrote:
    trying to get sperm shipped
    it is really hard to do

    Right, I've got this jerry can filled up now, where should I post it?
    I need special mouse sperm and it has to be shipped in liquid nitrogen from across Europe
    I need it to do IVF and resurrect the mouse line

    I’m worried about you working so closely with the Bene Gesserit

    The last thing we need is the Kwisatz Haderat

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    the weirdest part of my MRI was when the magnetic field pulled on my tattoos
    super creepy like ghosts

    Ooooh, I had heard that happened! And also that it was typically worse with amateur tattoos that might use more metal-heavy inks

    I wasn't sure if that was a real thing

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    how did i miss this? literally all i do is listen to music

    Get a job you hippy!

    i'll do it if you do it first

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Fuzzy wrote:
    trying to get sperm shipped
    it is really hard to do

    Right, I've got this jerry can filled up now, where should I post it?
    I need special mouse sperm and it has to be shipped in liquid nitrogen from across Europe
    I need it to do IVF and resurrect the mouse line

    Small-batch, artisan mouse jizz

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    how did i miss this? literally all i do is listen to music

    Get a job you hippy!

    i'll do it if you do it first

    Give me liberty or give me death!

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Fuzzy wrote:
    trying to get sperm shipped
    it is really hard to do

    Right, I've got this jerry can filled up now, where should I post it?
    I need special mouse sperm and it has to be shipped in liquid nitrogen from across Europe
    I need it to do IVF and resurrect the mouse line

    I’m worried about you working so closely with the Bene Gesserit

    The last thing we need is the Kwisatz Haderat
    Maud'Dib Maud'Dib! Behold for he is the Kwisatz Haderach. He shall bring forth the Butlerian Jihad and cleanse the universe. Spice must flow!

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Fuzzy wrote:
    trying to get sperm shipped
    it is really hard to do

    Right, I've got this jerry can filled up now, where should I post it?
    I need special mouse sperm and it has to be shipped in liquid nitrogen from across Europe
    I need it to do IVF and resurrect the mouse line

    Small-batch, artisan mouse jizz

    $15.99 for a six pack.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Fuzzy wrote:
    trying to get sperm shipped
    it is really hard to do

    Right, I've got this jerry can filled up now, where should I post it?
    I need special mouse sperm and it has to be shipped in liquid nitrogen from across Europe
    I need it to do IVF and resurrect the mouse line

    I’m worried about you working so closely with the Bene Gesserit

    The last thing we need is the Kwisatz Haderat
    Maud'Dib Maud'Dib! Behold for he is the Kwisatz Haderach. He shall bring forth the Butlerian Jihad and cleanse the universe. Spice must flow!

    Muad’ib is a type of desert mouse

    I’m assuming that’s where the sperm came from

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Fuzzy wrote:
    trying to get sperm shipped
    it is really hard to do

    Right, I've got this jerry can filled up now, where should I post it?
    I need special mouse sperm and it has to be shipped in liquid nitrogen from across Europe
    I need it to do IVF and resurrect the mouse line

    Small-batch, artisan mouse jizz

    God help anyone doing large batches

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    I'm at my last day of work, I'm wearing a Spider-Man t-shirt and I'm going to buy the new Spider-Man game in a bit. It's a very good day!

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Fuzzy wrote:
    trying to get sperm shipped
    it is really hard to do

    Right, I've got this jerry can filled up now, where should I post it?
    I need special mouse sperm and it has to be shipped in liquid nitrogen from across Europe
    I need it to do IVF and resurrect the mouse line

    I’m worried about you working so closely with the Bene Gesserit

    The last thing we need is the Kwisatz Haderat

    holy shit

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the butlerian jihad was in paul atreides' far past, it was the origin of one of the most important tenets of the OC bible, thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    and if you read the awful prequels by frank herbert's son the butlerian jihad was just a really hacky rise against the machines type shit and not the social upheaval it was implied to be

    ftOqU21.png
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    the butlerian jihad was in paul atreides' far past, it was the origin of one of the most important tenets of the OC bible, thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
    Yes you are correct. I am thinking of Paul forseeing a great peace after a second Jihad that is referenced as similar to the Butlerian Jihad.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    jesus atomika I didn't even notice Kwisatz HadeRAT....

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I laid down in bed last night playing on my phone somewhere around 8pm and next thing I know it's fucking 7:00am.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I also apparently got up at 12:30 and wrote some things in posts and to people on IM.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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