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[Star Trek] Ship Noises - Spoiler Discovery talk

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  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    This got a good laugh out of me, but now I need to figure out what episode this was in


    Was that World War 3?

  • MancingtomMancingtom Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.

    I thought Beyond was great but I'm not too sad about this. Every Trek movie and tv show for the last 18 years has been a prequel. Enough is enough.

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.

    I thought Beyond was great but I'm not too sad about this. Every Trek movie and tv show for the last 18 years has been a prequel. Enough is enough.

    Star Trek Nemesis isn't 18 years old. Star Trek Nemesis CAN'T be 18 years old. I refuse to believe it.

    *checks wikipedia*

    Ha! It's just over 16 years old! Totally not 18!

    *weeps over his lost youth*

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.

    The cast was goddamn stellar. It's too bad they couldn't get them a good script.

  • That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    This got a good laugh out of me, but now I need to figure out what episode this was in


    Was that World War 3?

    That would be the Bell Riots. As near as I can tell they lead to a socialist uprising that destabilized the US. By that time the Middle East and Asia a smoldering crater of suffering. Lacking stable trading partners, the capitalists were already on the back foot. The US was in dire economic straits so it didn't take much to kick off the revolution.

  • MancingtomMancingtom Registered User regular
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.

    I thought Beyond was great but I'm not too sad about this. Every Trek movie and tv show for the last 18 years has been a prequel. Enough is enough.

    Star Trek Nemesis isn't 18 years old. Star Trek Nemesis CAN'T be 18 years old. I refuse to believe it.

    *checks wikipedia*

    Ha! It's just over 16 years old! Totally not 18!

    *weeps over his lost youth*

    Sometimes I forget Nemesis exists, for which I am very thankful.

    Though it embodies everything wrong with modern Trek, doesn't it? Grimdark confused for maturity, rampant fridging, setpieces that make no sense, and the lingering impression that it was this close to being good. Nemesis came out when I was 13 and I'm still mad.

  • NightslyrNightslyr Registered User regular
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.

    I thought Beyond was great but I'm not too sad about this. Every Trek movie and tv show for the last 18 years has been a prequel. Enough is enough.

    Star Trek Nemesis isn't 18 years old. Star Trek Nemesis CAN'T be 18 years old. I refuse to believe it.

    *checks wikipedia*

    Ha! It's just over 16 years old! Totally not 18!

    *weeps over his lost youth*

    Sometimes I forget Nemesis exists, for which I am very thankful.

    Though it embodies everything wrong with modern Trek, doesn't it? Grimdark confused for maturity, rampant fridging, setpieces that make no sense, and the lingering impression that it was this close to being good. Nemesis came out when I was 13 and I'm still mad.

    I still have no idea what the movie was about. I mean, it dances around the nature vs. nurture debate, but the Shinzon/Picard relationship is so brief and disjointed (one moment they're having dinner, the next Shinzon is trying to destroy Earth) that whatever point it was trying to get across is lost between dunebuggy-ing and mind raping and a wedding and a bunch of other useless (if not offensive) distractions.

    It's also another movie where Picard feels out of character. His hangup re: Shinzon isn't consistent with what we've seen from him before. I mean, Picard killed himself in "Time Squared." He flat out told Romulan Commander Sela that, despite the fact that she looked like Tasha Yar, that it wouldn't affect him carrying out his duty. It's hard to believe that a clone would generate that much... consternation from him.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    That_Guy wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    This got a good laugh out of me, but now I need to figure out what episode this was in


    Was that World War 3?

    That would be the Bell Riots. As near as I can tell they lead to a socialist uprising that destabilized the US. By that time the Middle East and Asia a smoldering crater of suffering. Lacking stable trading partners, the capitalists were already on the back foot. The US was in dire economic straits so it didn't take much to kick off the revolution.

    Yeah just Sisko totally polluting the timeline!!!

    ARGH

  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.

    I thought Beyond was great but I'm not too sad about this. Every Trek movie and tv show for the last 18 years has been a prequel. Enough is enough.

    Star Trek Nemesis isn't 18 years old. Star Trek Nemesis CAN'T be 18 years old. I refuse to believe it.

    *checks wikipedia*

    Ha! It's just over 16 years old! Totally not 18!

    *weeps over his lost youth*

    Sometimes I forget Nemesis exists, for which I am very thankful.

    Though it embodies everything wrong with modern Trek, doesn't it? Grimdark confused for maturity, rampant fridging, setpieces that make no sense, and the lingering impression that it was this close to being good. Nemesis came out when I was 13 and I'm still mad.

    I still have no idea what the movie was about. I mean, it dances around the nature vs. nurture debate, but the Shinzon/Picard relationship is so brief and disjointed (one moment they're having dinner, the next Shinzon is trying to destroy Earth) that whatever point it was trying to get across is lost between dunebuggy-ing and mind raping and a wedding and a bunch of other useless (if not offensive) distractions.

    It's also another movie where Picard feels out of character. His hangup re: Shinzon isn't consistent with what we've seen from him before. I mean, Picard killed himself in "Time Squared." He flat out told Romulan Commander Sela that, despite the fact that she looked like Tasha Yar, that it wouldn't affect him carrying out his duty. It's hard to believe that a clone would generate that much... consternation from him.

    Keep in mind the arc in Generations where Picard's brother and family die and he laments that because he never had kids, the line of Picard is basically over. Shinzon, briefly, represents a chance to change that.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Kai Winn being placed as the head of the secular govt?

    Sounds like a great idea!

    what could go wrong

    So It Goes on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    A plot: Kira conflicts with Winn and hooks up with old resistance buddies, maybe is gonna start a civil war? Jesus

    B plot: OBRIEN DART GAME HIJINKS

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kai Winn being placed as the head of the secular govt?

    Sounds like a great idea!

    what could go wrong

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kai Winn being placed as the head of the secular govt?

    Sounds like a great idea!

    what could go wrong

    Oh I dunno maybe the cutest bajoran boyfriend gets offed for no reason

  • StrikorStrikor Calibrations? Calibrations! Registered User regular
    Poor Kira. Dax is bragging about getting some left and right, Kira just has funerals to attend.

  • The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    Kira eventually hits the jackpot. You can't tell me that being with a shapeshifter doesn't open the door to some wild and kinky shit.

    "The sausage of Green Earth explodes with flavor like the cannon of culinary delight."
  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    Kira eventually hits the jackpot. You can't tell me that being with a shapeshifter doesn't open the door to some wild and kinky shit.

    A relationship with a shapeshifter does theoretically open the door to some wild and kinky stuff, but considering the shapeshifter in question, well... he ain't opening that door any time soon.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Odo is straight as an arrow, kink wise

    Kira is an animal

    Bashir is generous but anxious

    O'Brien is a God of raw unbridled passion

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.

    Couldn't see that not being the case. From what I remember they signed actors on for big money before Beyond released, ended up with the budget being slashed after Beyond's results, then were trying to renegotiate with actors to take big pay cuts.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    odo is new to the idea of sex, sort of! much less the act.

    edit: also yeah o'brien fucks like a steam train.

    Metzger Meister on
  • daveNYCdaveNYC Why universe hate Waspinator? Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Odo is straight as an arrow, kink wise

    Kira is an animal

    Bashir is generous but anxious

    O'Brien is a God of raw unbridled passion

    I don't think that Odo has much of a concept of kinky vs. non-kinky sex. It's just a bunch of solids engaged in weird moist squishing actions as far as he's concerned.

    Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    O'Brien is definitely the supreme sexual lover on the station

    But he would never ever brag about it. He doesn't even rate himself, because he's not like that

    But he absolutely is

  • WotanAnubisWotanAnubis Registered User regular
    daveNYC wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Odo is straight as an arrow, kink wise

    Kira is an animal

    Bashir is generous but anxious

    O'Brien is a God of raw unbridled passion

    I don't think that Odo has much of a concept of kinky vs. non-kinky sex. It's just a bunch of solids engaged in weird moist squishing actions as far as he's concerned.

    He did have solid-style sex with the Dominion changeling once, but I don't think it was a particularly satisfying experience for either of them.

    And that's even assuming they actually kind of knew how it was sort of supposed to work.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Sisko is good but out of practice, and his heart isn't in it any more

    Ezri is way better at sex than Jadzia, for sure

    Garak is really good but a little cold, distant. He's not got the passion.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Data is the best at boning. Fully functional. Many techniques.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    daveNYC wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Odo is straight as an arrow, kink wise

    Kira is an animal

    Bashir is generous but anxious

    O'Brien is a God of raw unbridled passion

    I don't think that Odo has much of a concept of kinky vs. non-kinky sex. It's just a bunch of solids engaged in weird moist squishing actions as far as he's concerned.

    big mood

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Ezri is way better at sex than Jadzia, for sure

    Worf broke up with Ezri after having sex with her one time. He even talks about how disappointing the experience was in comparison to Jadzia.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Ezri is way better at sex than Jadzia, for sure

    Worf broke up with Ezri after having sex with her one time. He even talks about how disappointing the experience was in comparison to Jadzia.

    Yeah but what does Worf know about sexing

    Solar on
  • HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Ezri is way better at sex than Jadzia, for sure

    Worf broke up with Ezri after having sex with her one time. He even talks about how disappointing the experience was in comparison to Jadzia.

    Yeah but what does Worf know about sexing

    It very well could be that Worf and Jadzia make love and Ezri has sex.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    HoA-player wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Ezri is way better at sex than Jadzia, for sure

    Worf broke up with Ezri after having sex with her one time. He even talks about how disappointing the experience was in comparison to Jadzia.

    Yeah but what does Worf know about sexing

    It very well could be that Worf and Jadzia make love and Ezri has sex.

    Ezri ain't got time for making love, like 50 Cent

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Besides Worf was obviously distracted by the fact that Jadzia and Ezri are not the same and pretending that they would be was not going to work!

  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    Kira eventually hits the jackpot. You can't tell me that being with a shapeshifter doesn't open the door to some wild and kinky shit.

    Cue Orville gif that's too big to post.

  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    Odo turns into a plasma cloud with Kira. Don't tell me he ain't kinky.

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  • ViskodViskod Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Kai Winn being placed as the head of the secular govt?

    Sounds like a great idea!

    what could go wrong

    Louise Fletchers Winn Adami was really good, because you really really fucking hated her oh my god, and Fletcher loved playing her. Fletcher in an interview said she half jokingly suggested this at one point.
    "I suggested at one point that little children should run in front of her dropping rose petals, you know, that she'd become so power mad, like Mussolini, you know, just out of control power mad,"

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    daveNYC wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    Odo is straight as an arrow, kink wise

    Kira is an animal

    Bashir is generous but anxious

    O'Brien is a God of raw unbridled passion

    I don't think that Odo has much of a concept of kinky vs. non-kinky sex. It's just a bunch of solids engaged in weird moist squishing actions as far as he's concerned.

    Odo: How big do you want it?

    Kira: How big can you make it? <sexy eyebrow wiggle>

    Odo: Bigger then your entire body.

    Kira: ..... Oh, right. Um <makes hand gesture> that big then.

  • ThirithThirith Registered User regular
    Louise Fletcher is one of the actors best at playing hateful characters in general. Her Winn is actually marginally less hateful than her Nurse Ratched, as far as I'm concerned.

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    "Nothing is gonna save us forever but a lot of things can save us today." - Night in the Woods
  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    yeah her performance as Winn is sublime

    but then again pretty much every major role in DS9 is performed exceptionally well, tis why I am so fond of the entire goddamn cast

    I still can't believe how incredibly good Bashir ends up being, from how he appears to be at the start of season 1. that character just goes places I did not expect and it's great

    also I've said this in this thread before but Siddig is very good looking

  • ThirithThirith Registered User regular
    I just started rewatching the series this week and I have to admit that I find the acting rather patchy - more so than I did when it originally aired. TV acting has changed a lot since the days of DS9, added to which they had a cast with vastly different styles of performing. Sisko's acting tends towards the stagy to such an extent that sometimes it comes close to bad acting - and he's not even at his most theatrical in S1. Terry Farrell is also not very good in the pilot IMO - but this early in the series it's difficult to say what is bad or mediocre acting, what is middling direction and what is the writers not quite knowing yet where they want to take the characters.

    On the other hand, it's amazing that S1 produced an outstanding episode like "Duet", which is extremely dependent on the actors.

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  • NightslyrNightslyr Registered User regular
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.

    I thought Beyond was great but I'm not too sad about this. Every Trek movie and tv show for the last 18 years has been a prequel. Enough is enough.

    Star Trek Nemesis isn't 18 years old. Star Trek Nemesis CAN'T be 18 years old. I refuse to believe it.

    *checks wikipedia*

    Ha! It's just over 16 years old! Totally not 18!

    *weeps over his lost youth*

    Sometimes I forget Nemesis exists, for which I am very thankful.

    Though it embodies everything wrong with modern Trek, doesn't it? Grimdark confused for maturity, rampant fridging, setpieces that make no sense, and the lingering impression that it was this close to being good. Nemesis came out when I was 13 and I'm still mad.

    I still have no idea what the movie was about. I mean, it dances around the nature vs. nurture debate, but the Shinzon/Picard relationship is so brief and disjointed (one moment they're having dinner, the next Shinzon is trying to destroy Earth) that whatever point it was trying to get across is lost between dunebuggy-ing and mind raping and a wedding and a bunch of other useless (if not offensive) distractions.

    It's also another movie where Picard feels out of character. His hangup re: Shinzon isn't consistent with what we've seen from him before. I mean, Picard killed himself in "Time Squared." He flat out told Romulan Commander Sela that, despite the fact that she looked like Tasha Yar, that it wouldn't affect him carrying out his duty. It's hard to believe that a clone would generate that much... consternation from him.

    Keep in mind the arc in Generations where Picard's brother and family die and he laments that because he never had kids, the line of Picard is basically over. Shinzon, briefly, represents a chance to change that.

    True, except that's not really where the personal conflict seems to lie. Instead, it seems to largely be about Picard freaking out at his own potential to be a monster. That he buys into Shinzon literally saying "I AM you... You would be doing the exact same things." It takes Data to point out that Picard and Shinzon, despite being genetically identical, are truly two different people.

    What bugs me about this is that Picard has always been someone who doesn't believe that a tough/harsh upbringing is an excuse to commit bad acts. And while that attitude may come from privilege, it's one that he was consistent with until this movie. And the movie does little to really explain or examine it.

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Mancingtom wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.

    I thought Beyond was great but I'm not too sad about this. Every Trek movie and tv show for the last 18 years has been a prequel. Enough is enough.

    Star Trek Nemesis isn't 18 years old. Star Trek Nemesis CAN'T be 18 years old. I refuse to believe it.

    *checks wikipedia*

    Ha! It's just over 16 years old! Totally not 18!

    *weeps over his lost youth*

    Sometimes I forget Nemesis exists, for which I am very thankful.

    Though it embodies everything wrong with modern Trek, doesn't it? Grimdark confused for maturity, rampant fridging, setpieces that make no sense, and the lingering impression that it was this close to being good. Nemesis came out when I was 13 and I'm still mad.

    I still have no idea what the movie was about. I mean, it dances around the nature vs. nurture debate, but the Shinzon/Picard relationship is so brief and disjointed (one moment they're having dinner, the next Shinzon is trying to destroy Earth) that whatever point it was trying to get across is lost between dunebuggy-ing and mind raping and a wedding and a bunch of other useless (if not offensive) distractions.

    It's also another movie where Picard feels out of character. His hangup re: Shinzon isn't consistent with what we've seen from him before. I mean, Picard killed himself in "Time Squared." He flat out told Romulan Commander Sela that, despite the fact that she looked like Tasha Yar, that it wouldn't affect him carrying out his duty. It's hard to believe that a clone would generate that much... consternation from him.

    Keep in mind the arc in Generations where Picard's brother and family die and he laments that because he never had kids, the line of Picard is basically over. Shinzon, briefly, represents a chance to change that.

    True, except that's not really where the personal conflict seems to lie. Instead, it seems to largely be about Picard freaking out at his own potential to be a monster. That he buys into Shinzon literally saying "I AM you... You would be doing the exact same things." It takes Data to point out that Picard and Shinzon, despite being genetically identical, are truly two different people.

    What bugs me about this is that Picard has always been someone who doesn't believe that a tough/harsh upbringing is an excuse to commit bad acts. And while that attitude may come from privilege, it's one that he was consistent with until this movie. And the movie does little to really explain or examine it.

    But his view here is consistent with that. If upbringing is no excuse for someone to do bad things then whence comes Shinzon's bad acts except from himself. And his "himself" is Picard.

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    It looks like the fourth Kelvin universe movie has been shelved.
    So the number of future Kelvin movies dropped to absolute zero

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