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Hej [chat]! Min svenska är inte så bra!

ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
I guess I'll do a Sweden OP since I'm in Sweden and that dumb robot apparently still pines for me.

Today I went to Gamla Uppsala, which means Old Uppsala, which is three giant mounds of dirt in the middle of nowhere

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oh shit a ghost

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where i learned that all gods were originally Swedish gods, which was proved by science in the 1600s because you can trace any god's name in the world back to the name of a Swedish god if you squint really hard and believe in your heart

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also there are puppies!

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and very helpful signposts

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and the place is literally Skryim

you should visit. it's a good time

or as they say in Sweden

Du skulle besöker. Det är en bra tid.

Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Seems like a great OP

    Maybe the robot's not so dumb after all

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    @Zampanov , I have a PSP that I want to get rid of. Is there some specific type you're looking for? Shipping to the US might be silly but I can have a look

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Linnestig :arrow:

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Hej to you as well!

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Chanus's mom: "Why are there no pictures of you??"

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    Hej hej

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus's mom: "Why are there no pictures of you??"

    He's a vampire

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    It looks like Sweden has too many hills.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Whoah, finally a Chanus OP with substance!

    In his defense Geth was picking him pretty much every time.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Oh god, carnivorism is a real thing real people are pushing.

    I am declaring it the rolling coal of diets.

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    KadokenKadoken Giving Ends to my Friends and it Feels Stupendous Registered User regular
    Because of lack of silver found in modern electronic pictures, vampires can show up in photos.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    why hic won't i hic stop hic

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
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    Hej hej

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    Tjenare

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Whoah, finally a Chanus OP with substance!

    In his defense Geth was picking him pretty much every time.

    i don't need excuses!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    That guy ran away and jump kicked the door. Trying to redeem the style points I guess

    Oooh but his pants fell down as he did it, the judges aren't gonna like that one

    SniperGuy on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »

    Oh god not only did he drop his gun, the magazine fell out, like holy shit dude.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Swedish so bad, first reply is in English.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I pulled a muscle in my arm somehow and it is killing me to use a mouse today, which sucks because I am in IT.

    Also I need to test an HDMI device and how the hell do we not have any HDMI monitors anywhere gaaah

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I'm home for lunch on my first day back to work since my daughter was born

    My wife took a nap and my daughter is still sleeping and both are well

    The relief I felt

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    Swedish so bad, first reply is in English.
    So Chanus went to Sweden to... commit petty crimes? :D

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Whoah, finally a Chanus OP with substance!

    In his defense Geth was picking him pretty much every time.

    i don't need excuses!

    shhhh it's okay

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    lmao indeed

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I'm home for lunch on my first day back to work since my daughter was born

    My wife took a nap and my daughter is still sleeping and both are well

    The relief I felt

    I forget is this your first?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'm home for lunch on my first day back to work since my daughter was born

    My wife took a nap and my daughter is still sleeping and both are well

    The relief I felt

    I forget is this your first?

    first lunch of the day yeah

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    That dude rolled like two 1s in a row.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Hej to you as well!

    Hej dorf ikea börkt

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Now if Batman is kicking corrupt bankers and lobbyists through plate glass windows, that's a different thing

    That’s more of the Batman I want to see

    I want batman to scare the shit out of low level drug pushers and street thugs to get them to inform on the people they work for, and batman just using fear and the night to work his way up to the source of the problem.

    There is so much batman can do off of reputation alone that doesn't involve putting desperate kids in hospitals.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Eh Batman is more likely to be working with the corrupt white collar criminals being a billionare himself. He beats up on the low level kids in the ultimate rich person power fantasy.

    #batmanisjustaonemanpurgemovie

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    We still peek in at my 1.5 year old to make sure he is ticking.

    Jebustina also got it in her head that the grapes I've been feeding him off our grape vine could be poisonous moon berries? Moose berries? Some poisionous grape looking thing.

    I've been eating them since we moved in but I didn't plant the vine. It is in our landscaping on a trellis. Definitely deliberately planted by the last people. She has eaten them. Doesn't stop her from worrying though. These irrational worries stick around.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Also note that rarely, if ever, is batman beating up the local neighborhood supplier of weed.

    It is usually someone selling some smilex-laced scarecrow-enhanced designer drug that will turn all of gotham into murderous zombies or whatever.

    Batman would be a lot more grim a comic if the 24 year old waitress who sells weed to make ends meet comes home to Batman roughing her up and asking who her source is.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    EriktheVikingGamerEriktheVikingGamer Registered User regular
    So, Blackout. Yep. Definitely gonna be no lifing this on PC.

    Steam - DailyFatigueBar
    FFXIV - Milliardo Beoulve/Sargatanas
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Now if Batman is kicking corrupt bankers and lobbyists through plate glass windows, that's a different thing

    That’s more of the Batman I want to see

    I want batman to scare the shit out of low level drug pushers and street thugs to get them to inform on the people they work for, and batman just using fear and the night to work his way up to the source of the problem.

    There is so much batman can do off of reputation alone that doesn't involve putting desperate kids in hospitals.

    I feel like he often does this

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    if batman is such a great detective, how come he never figured out I'm superman

    all I do is put on glasses and change my hair part

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Batman beats the shit out of dirty cops more than teenagers on street corners

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    ChimeraChimera Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyes Bad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »

    Oh god not only did he drop his gun, the magazine fell out, like holy shit dude.

    Even worse, it was the door in the grip where the CO2 bottle goes since it was just a pellet gun.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'm home for lunch on my first day back to work since my daughter was born

    My wife took a nap and my daughter is still sleeping and both are well

    The relief I felt

    I forget is this your first?

    first lunch of the day yeah

    government workers, man

    yeah she's my first :biggrin:

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    if batman is such a great detective, how come he never figured out I'm superman

    all I do is put on glasses and change my hair part

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5nUsa8ZLm4

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    @Sir Landshark I can’t raid tonight. Helping people in my other group get things done before reset.

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