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The Burgerrrrrr I mean [Bad Food] Thread

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    I'm confused about air fryers. Your just baking it right?

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    I'm confused about air fryers. Your just baking it right?

    An airfryer is basically a tiny convection oven

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  • JedocJedoc That citation you've neededRegistered User regular
    Yup. It's the same basic idea as baking, using hot air to heat up food, but the small chamber and the convection fans mean that you can get the food up to the desired temperature much more quickly. So if you brush the food with oil, you can get the crispy outside usually associated with frying without overcooking the middle, which is what prevents you from frying chicken in your oven.

    You'd never mistake food made in an air fryer for the deep-fried original, but it's not a bad facsimile if you find the right recipes.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I forgot how strong French press coffee can be even with a 1:16 ratio of coffee:water

    To be fair I have it 4 minutes to steep plus a ten second stir to bloom. Plus my water might have been a little hot still. Maybe 205f?

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Exactly; I think you want around 202F, with 4 min seep.

    I usually go with 10g of grounds per cup (6oz), which is on the stronger end.

    This has a neat calculator: https://handground.com/french-press-coffee-to-water-ratio-calculator

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Bad food thread, if you enjoy the delicious flame broiled taste of a Whopper and love corporate pettiness, have I got a deal for you!

    Burger King is running a promo where if you place a mobile order while standing within 600 feet of a McDonald's, you can get a Whopper for 1 cent.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Bad food thread, if you enjoy the delicious flame broiled taste of a Whopper and love corporate pettiness, have I got a deal for you!

    Burger King is running a promo where if you place a mobile order while standing within 600 feet of a McDonald's, you can get a Whopper for 1 cent.

    HELLO THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS

    I'M A FLAME BROILED BOY

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Bad food thread, if you enjoy the delicious flame broiled taste of a Whopper and love corporate pettiness, have I got a deal for you!

    Burger King is running a promo where if you place a mobile order while standing within 600 feet of a McDonald's, you can get a Whopper for 1 cent.

    Their fucking app never works or Id be all over this

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  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Bad food thread, if you enjoy the delicious flame broiled taste of a Whopper and love corporate pettiness, have I got a deal for you!

    Burger King is running a promo where if you place a mobile order while standing within 600 feet of a McDonald's, you can get a Whopper for 1 cent.
    This is awesome, but it only works once.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited December 4
    I made latkes last night, partially because hanukkah but I'm not jewish so the actual reason is because latkes are fuckin' tasty

    I've only had limited success with them before but last night they were great

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Everyone, Jewish or not, should eat latkes.

    The question is this: applesauce, sour cream, or neither? There's no wrong answer, although I'm personally partial to applesauce.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    I usually just put sour cream on mine but last night I tried them with both and it was revelatory

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I've never done both, but it sounds really good

    ...I gotta try that

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited December 4
    I was surprised at how well they worked together, it was a big deal

    oh and the thing that made them really good was mainly a technique thing

    in the past I tried to sort of shape them into a flat pancake shape by hand, but last night I just made balls and squished them flat in the pan

    A+ method, always do this

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited December 4
    Oh dang, it's like a smashburger but with latkes

    That is an A+ idea indeed

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 4
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    wait you don't even bake these
    what the fuck kind of "cookie" is this
    Everyone, Jewish or not, should eat latkes.

    The question is this: applesauce, sour cream, or neither? There's no wrong answer, although I'm personally partial to applesauce.

    applesauce for me

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    Those are Gom Jabbar cookies, obviously.

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    No bake cookies are good

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    No! Bake cookies! Are good.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    I'm confused about air fryers. Your just baking it right?

    An airfryer is basically a tiny convection oven

    I feel if it was a vacuum and with a little heat it would be far cooler to cook with but I know that is far more dangerous since it's easy to screw up

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    No! Bake cookies! Are good.

    Raw cookie dough is good though

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    No! Bake cookies! Are good.

    It says here you work on commission.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited December 4
    Butter Cooking thread I haven't baked in a few years because our oven at the last place was garbage.

    I haven't made Snickerdoodles in longer because I use to only make/eat them when I was depressed and I haven't been that depressed in a hot minute. However I promised my wife I would make her some since shes never tried them but heard from many of my friends/family how great they are.

    I've dusted off my recipe and will be baking this weekend.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    edited December 4
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Butter Cooking thread

    Gentlemen, we have a new name.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Look my cookies have an...unhealthy amount of butter in them.

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  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I was surprised at how well they worked together, it was a big deal

    oh and the thing that made them really good was mainly a technique thing

    in the past I tried to sort of shape them into a flat pancake shape by hand, but last night I just made balls and squished them flat in the pan

    A+ method, always do this

    My wife and I are goyish as they come, but we do a Hanukkah-themed Thanksgiving dinner every few years for the hell of it, mainly because I'll use any excuse to cook up a corned beef brisket. We've got an 80+ year old latke recipe from the grandmother of one of the lawyers at the firm where my wife works which specifically calls out the "flatten in the frying pan" technique. So yes, A+ method endorsed by multiple generations of Jewish grandmas. Delicious latkes for everyone!

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Look my cookies have an...unhealthy amount of butter in them.

    aka: the correct amount of butter

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    edited December 4
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Look my cookies have an...unhealthy amount of butter in them.

    aka: the correct amount of butter

    Look, if you ever needed proof that cookies are magical, please explain to me how something that can have up to 90% butter, a soft, meltable substance in there ingredient list, and still form a coherant round hard shape in a heated oven.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited December 4
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    wait you don't even bake these
    what the fuck kind of "cookie" is this
    For that matter, they only have 1 tsp of cinnamon, and that's the only spice there.
    How are these spice cookies if each serving only has 1/48th to 1/60th of a tsp of any kind of spice in it?

    I'm just saying, Paul, you can destroy a thing, so you control the thing. Maybe you should live a little with your spice cookies.
    But don't share them with the pug. Chocolate and raisins are bad for dogs. Even space dogs in the year 10,000+.

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    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 4
    It's a little late (hah!) but these beans are still really fresh and I'm in a bad mood so I made this.
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    Is even better than last time. Probably because the water temperature was closer to 200 and the beans have off gassed more since the second when they were roasted

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  • ApocalyptusApocalyptus Registered User regular
    Everyone, Jewish or not, should eat latkes.

    The question is this: applesauce, sour cream, or neither? There's no wrong answer, although I'm personally partial to applesauce.

    You haven't even mentioned horseradish, which is a great option by itself but can also be combined with either of the first two options.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Everyone, Jewish or not, should eat latkes.

    The question is this: applesauce, sour cream, or neither? There's no wrong answer, although I'm personally partial to applesauce.

    You haven't even mentioned horseradish, which is a great option by itself but can also be combined with either of the first two options.

    !

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 5
    8 Flavors Pull Apart Ball Bread (google translated)

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  • GeddoeGeddoe Registered User regular
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    wait you don't even bake these
    what the fuck kind of "cookie" is this

    Monstrosities! Coconut, nuts, and raisins? Even one of those is enough to ruin any baked(or non-baked in this case) good they share a zip code with.

    I'll just say it, people who put nuts in brownies should be whipped in front of the gawking crowds.

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  • JedocJedoc That citation you've neededRegistered User regular
    I am a longtime proponent of double-frying french fries, but I've read from a couple of sources that fries are best if you do a low-temperature fry first and then freeze them. So this week I cut up all the potatoes I would need for this batch of chili cheese fries, par-fried them, and then stuck them in the freezer.

    Good god, son. These are the best french fries I've ever had. They're crispy and golden on the outside and practically creamy on the inside. I'll never fry an unfrozen french fry again.

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  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Everyone, Jewish or not, should eat latkes.

    The question is this: applesauce, sour cream, or neither? There's no wrong answer, although I'm personally partial to applesauce.

    I wish latkes were a thing here

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
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  • AtaxrxesAtaxrxes Cursed EarthRegistered User regular
    I just had a buffalo chicken caesar burger that tasted like neither of those things. I guess if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

  • V1mV1m Registered User regular
    Ataxrxes wrote: »
    I just had a buffalo chicken caesar burger that tasted like neither of those things. I guess if you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

    This is true more often than it should be.

    Edinburgh curry houses, I am looking at you.

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