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So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
Trailer is out for next year's Captain Marvel and I think it looks dope

https://youtu.be/Z1BCujX3pw8


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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I will not tolerate this mod abuse of the democratic system that always picks chanus

  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    Nerdy strong women inherit the Earth.

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Max frequency, EM

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I'm stealing this from Bogart in the MCU thread since it fits the theme of this chat now



    WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! There's a Mary and a Harry and 4 As and it maybe spells out ENDGAME?
    Who is that in the chair?
    Is there literally nothing in the picture and they're just fucking with us?

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Mary Jane and a bold Harry Potter cross over in Avengers 4: END GAME confirmed.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Honestly the clearest letters in that look like E A A E to me

    Avengers Eternal?

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Waffles suggested we go bug Tom Holland about it since he's extremely likely to spill the beans and I laughed.

    Probably won't work though, I think they stopped telling him things.

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I like that scottish twitter types in their accent

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'm stealing this from Bogart in the MCU thread since it fits the theme of this chat now



    WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! There's a Mary and a Harry and 4 As and it maybe spells out ENDGAME?
    Who is that in the chair?
    Is there literally nothing in the picture and they're just fucking with us?

    Like I said in the MCU thread
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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    The ladder says MBSE on it

    Which strikes me as the initials of a production company, but still! :P

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I like that scottish twitter types in their accent

    I'll have you know it is in fact its own language

    fuck gendered marketing
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I thought the CM trailer was muddled and didn't tell me anything about the character or her powers, it seemed completely reliant on the Marvel brand

    Also the elderly woman being hit is like, lol and not in a good way

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Astronomers have discovered a planet twice the size of Earth orbiting the nearby star 40 Eridani — precisely where Star Trek character Spock’s home planet Vulcan supposedly lies.


    holy shiiiiit

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    @feral gonna give this DHM a test drive

    As someone with low alcohol tolerance who doesn’t feel great from drinking a lot but enjoys the taste and activity mayhaps this will be a good thing

    poo
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I like that scottish twitter types in their accent

    I'll have you know it is in fact its own language

    Here is a man in a tweed jacket from the Scots Language Society to explain at great length

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    The Captain Marvel trailer looked CGI-y and disconnected from actual stakes and action. It looked like a DC movie trailer. I did not like it. I would sum it up as "Oh look, she's glowing! And her hands are glowing! Her face looks strained because of the glowing!"

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I thought the CM trailer was muddled and didn't tell me anything about the character or her powers, it seemed completely reliant on the Marvel brand

    Also the elderly woman being hit is like, lol and not in a good way

    Elderly woman being hit is hilarious and clearly on purpose to drive speculation and meme press.

    Also totally a Skrull.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Astronomers have discovered a planet twice the size of Earth orbiting the nearby star 40 Eridani — precisely where Star Trek character Spock’s home planet Vulcan supposedly lies.


    holy shiiiiit

    I mean now they have to name it that

    fuck gendered marketing
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Aioua wrote: »
    musings about MtG:

    has there ever been a popular format where you were limited to certain numbers of card rarities in a deck?

    like I know about pauper (all commons) but something that was like 4x rare, 16x uncommon?

    are there any TCGs with the rules set up for this?

    I feel like that would make an interesting design space and help clamp back a bit on prices going sky high

    Gwent does that, I think.

  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    OMG

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    Native Hawaiians dgaf

    jungleroomx on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Also, love life update #1423
    Went to couples therapy today, we're both asked for our medical histories and my wife reels off her list of mental health conditions

    Therapist pushes up her glasses and replies "Well, that is certainly a... challenging combination"

    Which probably wasn't a great thing for her to say, but God damn did it feel relieving to hear a neutral third party say it out loud

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    musings about MtG:

    has there ever been a popular format where you were limited to certain numbers of card rarities in a deck?

    like I know about pauper (all commons) but something that was like 4x rare, 16x uncommon?

    are there any TCGs with the rules set up for this?

    I feel like that would make an interesting design space and help clamp back a bit on prices going sky high

    Gwent does that, I think.

    Gwent does indeed only allow you 4 gold cards and six silver cards. Or did, dunno if they changed it.

    In magic, no, EXCEPT Vintage where certain cards are restricted to 1 per deck maximum. @Aioua

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Also, love life update #1423
    Went to couples therapy today, we're both asked for our medical histories and my wife reels off her list of mental health conditions

    Therapist pushes up her glasses and replies "Well, that is certainly a... challenging combination"

    Which probably wasn't a great thing for her to say, but God damn did it feel relieving to hear a neutral third party say it out loud

    Multiple diagnosed personality disorders? That's quite a lot.

  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2018
    The Captain Marvel trailer looked CGI-y and disconnected from actual stakes and action. It looked like a DC movie trailer. I did not like it. I would sum it up as "Oh look, she's glowing! And her hands are glowing! Her face looks strained because of the glowing!"

    yeah, like, as a dude who's never read the comics I'm not sure what I'm supposed to care about here

    ok Captain Marvel is an alien with some memory problems, that's... not exactly a fresh plot
    also it's like 90's! 90's! 90's! which to me just says "not connected to the current metaplot"
    as far as what her powers are it seems to be... generic superhuman?
    oh and I guess we made sam jackson look young

    aioua on
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    People assume the old lady Marvel punches is a Skrull.

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Cracked tends to be more depressing than funny.
    https://youtu.be/7UGraFUuQjA

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    She's a deadite. This is a crossover to Army of Darkness as a prelude to Ash vs. the Marvel Zombies, duh.

    Get on my level, fake fanbois and fangurls.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I thought the CM trailer was muddled and didn't tell me anything about the character or her powers, it seemed completely reliant on the Marvel brand

    Also the elderly woman being hit is like, lol and not in a good way

    Elderly woman being hit is hilarious and clearly on purpose to drive speculation and meme press.

    Also totally a Skrull.

    Yes these are all obvious things about the scene; it just felt dumb to me

    Not to mention the entire Skrull fiasco is something I didn't want to see cross over from comics, along with resurrection, because of how cheap cloning is to a story, but I guess we're all beholden to what a cabal of nerds decided back in the 70s for the next twenty years of blockbuster movies

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Most of the Marvel trailers have been good about explaining the movies own particular voice and personality. Capt marvel doesn't really seem like it does that, and that concerns me a bit.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Now can you spot the Howard the Duck cameo because Howard will have an outsized role in fending off the Marvel Zombies on Earth 616.

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Maybe Carol Danvers just hates old people.

    As well she should.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I thought the CM trailer was muddled and didn't tell me anything about the character or her powers, it seemed completely reliant on the Marvel brand

    Also the elderly woman being hit is like, lol and not in a good way

    Elderly woman being hit is hilarious and clearly on purpose to drive speculation and meme press.

    Also totally a Skrull.

    Yes these are all obvious things about the scene; it just felt dumb to me

    Not to mention the entire Skrull fiasco is something I didn't want to see cross over from comics, along with resurrection, because of how cheap cloning is to a story, but I guess we're all beholden to what a cabal of nerds decided back in the 70s for the next twenty years of blockbuster movies

    I found the skrull

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    I am very excited for Captain marvel but also am sad it is a prequel aaaand I agree that the trailer is really bad

    However I will fight for the right for women to be leads in generisuperhero films

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    I feel like this is the same discussion that occurs every single time a teaser for any movie comes out, and it's never been accurate, so I'll just roll with it.

    jungleroomx on
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Burnage wrote: »
    Also, love life update #1423
    Went to couples therapy today, we're both asked for our medical histories and my wife reels off her list of mental health conditions

    Therapist pushes up her glasses and replies "Well, that is certainly a... challenging combination"

    Which probably wasn't a great thing for her to say, but God damn did it feel relieving to hear a neutral third party say it out loud

    :bro:
    When I was with Nargirl, I attended a fair number of counseling sessions with her. She was diagnosed with both Oppositional Defiance Disorder and Borderline Personality Disorder. And there was no way to tip-toe around it - that WAS a challenging combination, and everyone involved needed to be aware that it was a challenging combination!

    BeNarwhal on
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    They already do mistaken identity stuff in agents of shield

    I bet it's handled more shallowly in the movies >:[

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    I feel like this is the same discussion that occurs every single time a teaser for any movie comes out, so I'll just roll with it.

    Marvel has done a good job with their trailers (and this is a trailer, not a teaser) so as Kana said, it's concerning that they don't seem to have a discernible tone or theme or even an obvious story hook

    I know a little about CM and right now it just looks like a cheap Green Lantern DC cgi-fest

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • aiouaaioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    for the first minute I mostly wondering about who owns the Blockbuster brand now and how that negotiation went. "Hey we'll give you you $40 and a best buy gift card for the rights to use Blockbuster in our movie. Say no I dare you."

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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