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BogartBogart Streetwise HerculesRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Is there anything more attractive than a good looking person offering you cake? The Great British Bake-Off has given us many, many of these. It's a fine show about people making cakes in a tent, double entendres and they're all competing but honestly it's fine, no one hates anybody, no one talks about taking it to the max in a sincere way and there's lots of good natured hugging.

Here is Selasi. He's a banker who rides a motorcycle and screams of frustration echoed throughout the country when he casually mentioned he had a girlfriend.

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Here is Manon. She's in the current series, is French and owns at least one bright red lipstick that makes me feel funny.

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There's a celebrity version they do for charity. It's usually very funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drmlw9DroHY

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I half expected Nicholas Cage O Face

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    bogart should be impeached for these abuses of mod powers

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    There’s no reason Bogart would know this, but Off! is a brand of mosquito repellent sold in North America. It used to be called Deep Woods Off! But I guess that confused people who needed to repel skeeters but didn’t live in the deep woods so they simplified the name.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    chu it is true today specifically would be an awful day to lose AC but in general now is when it starts being cool enough not to need it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Antony. Look at that smile and those big arms.

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    Candace, who looked, frankly, like a bit of a goer.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    There’s no reason Bogart would know this, but Off! is a brand of mosquito repellent sold in North America. It used to be called Deep Woods Off! But I guess that confused people who needed to repel skeeters but didn’t live in the deep woods so they simplified the name.

    They still make deep woods off. It's their like super brand that's got more chemicals in it that melt paint. It's what I use to keep ticks off when I go hunting.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Ooh v on topic post for me
    I just ate a cake with 7 thin well-defined layers (mango and chocolate) and a somehow crunchy bottom (a thin layer of chocolate-covered wafer?) and watching GBBO has really enhanced my appreciation of this sort of dessert and I can sort of imagine them making eg the mango gelatin layer and all the craftsmanship that went into it

    Also phone posting but someone should post a picture of Kimberly who I would probably say was the most charming contestant across all seasons; the young male doctor whose name I forgot was also very cute

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i feel a bit cheated that i grew up and learned to play the guitar during a time when the guitar solo was king but by the time i was old enough to use guitar solos to get chicks the world had left me behind

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Bogart one of Scheck's friends referred to GBBO as "something girls watch" in a dirisive manner and I was inches from vaulting accross the table at the restaurant we were at and giving him what for

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i feel a bit cheated that i grew up and learned to play the guitar during a time when the guitar solo was king but by the time i was old enough to use guitar solos to get chicks the world had left me behind

    what is it now

    dj'ing i guess? a lil synth keyboard?

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    candace has that tiny hitler upper lip median

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Bogart one of Scheck's friends referred to GBBO as "something girls watch" in a dirisive manner and I was inches from vaulting across the table at the restaurant we were at and giving him what for

    Five strong men would not have been enough to prise my fingers from his throat.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i just learned a new swedish word reading the news

    i know that hund is dog

    and i saw hundkiss and i was like aww that is too cute what is this article about

    kiss means pee apparently

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    I'm going to assume that that's a Bogart agree

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Hmmm yes I have just noticed that agrees and awesome don't show who was responsible any more. Except on the OP?

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i have a guitar and sometimes i play it but writing music is not something that really does it for me and yet playing covers to myself for 17 years feels weird

    so mostly it sits

  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Bogart one of Scheck's friends referred to GBBO as "something girls watch" in a dirisive manner and I was inches from vaulting across the table at the restaurant we were at and giving him what for

    Five strong men would not have been enough to prise my fingers from his throat.

    They were making wedding bread things on the TV on the restaurant and he was also being skeptical of such a task's difficulty and importance !!

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i feel a bit cheated that i grew up and learned to play the guitar during a time when the guitar solo was king but by the time i was old enough to use guitar solos to get chicks the world had left me behind

    what is it now

    dj'ing i guess? a lil synth keyboard?

    yeah probably dude sits down at a party and whips out like a 37 key roland and starts playing video game songs or something

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i feel a bit cheated that i grew up and learned to play the guitar during a time when the guitar solo was king but by the time i was old enough to use guitar solos to get chicks the world had left me behind

    what is it now

    dj'ing i guess? a lil synth keyboard?

    I don't know but I got a 160+ hit combo in spooderman last night and I'm hoping that does some work for me

    Psn:wazukki
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Spoken word is the hip thing.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Hmmm yes I have just noticed that agrees and awesome don't show who was responsible any more. Except on the OP?

    there's a thread in the bug forum. it's being looked at i guess

    now is the time to agree..

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i feel a bit cheated that i grew up and learned to play the guitar during a time when the guitar solo was king but by the time i was old enough to use guitar solos to get chicks the world had left me behind

    I always say I came a decade late to enjoy the "blond and blue eyed" trend which had transitioned to "tall, dark, and handsome" by then

    Like I'm 2 for 2 on the former, I'm maybe one of the latter three >_>

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I think the best Bake-Off contestant was Nadiya. A stupidly talented baker, and also just a spectacularly decent, personable woman. And of course now she has like three cooking shows of her own. Can't think of any bakers off hand who I actually disliked. They seem to actively screen out tools.

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Liam from last year was absolutely tremendous

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    My favourite bake off moment though was Chetna being confronted with a Technical that she had literally just done the previous round. Amazing that everyone kept a straight face for a couple of hours beforehand.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    There’s no reason Bogart would know this, but Off! is a brand of mosquito repellent sold in North America. It used to be called Deep Woods Off! But I guess that confused people who needed to repel skeeters but didn’t live in the deep woods so they simplified the name.

    They still make deep woods off. It's their like super brand that's got more chemicals in it that melt paint. It's what I use to keep ticks off when I go hunting.

    My Dad and his partner were down in Virginia a couple weeks ago

    Both managed to pick up a tick in their brief interactions with the hiking trails :P

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Got my eye on you babe, on your velvet skin
    I want to put my hands were they've never been
    Get real hot in the midnight steam
    Soaking in the rain of my favorite dream
    Your lips are red, the moon is blue
    I only ask you once what you want to do
    Gonna touch you babe 'til the night is through
    Look out honey, got a line on you

    these lyrics are

    . . .

    i mean at least he asked

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Those lyrics are, in the parlance of our times, fucky.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    hey what do you guys think of the song BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE and the implications of its lyrics

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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Liam from last year was absolutely tremendous

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    My favourite bake off moment though was Chetna being confronted with a Technical that she had literally just done the previous round. Amazing that everyone kept a straight face for a couple of hours beforehand.

    He had some of the most excellently themed bakes, all v appropriate to 19 year old student; I liked him a lot.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    The peak in births nine months after Selasi appeared on TV will be taught in schools in future years. Possibly directly to Selasi's handsome offpsring,

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    What is Scheck doing these days? I seem to remember he was training to be a Vice Admiral of Economics or something.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    There’s no reason Bogart would know this, but Off! is a brand of mosquito repellent sold in North America. It used to be called Deep Woods Off! But I guess that confused people who needed to repel skeeters but didn’t live in the deep woods so they simplified the name.

    They still make deep woods off. It's their like super brand that's got more chemicals in it that melt paint. It's what I use to keep ticks off when I go hunting.
    It's a really great product, that you don't want to think about too hard. my mom when she had her crab party used to have a couple cans of deep woods off and some citronella candles. She'd also fog the back yard a couple hours before people would show up.

    There would be no mosquitoes or flies...or really much of anything.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Scheck is the Earl of Burgs

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