i want everyone to know i'm taking a mom out tomorrow who said she hasn't been on a date in years
so her last relationship sucked
I guess her husband fled the country. her kid is like 2?
anyway, i'm taking her to a Russian restaurant to drink martinis after dinner. this is all I can do for you, shit world. i'll be a good date and not be creepy or weird and pay for everything.
feels dated but I can't think of a sitcom with a laugh track that doesn't feel dated to me so... meh
Judging by the other CBS that are successful I assume this means the CBS audience is going t love it
Les Moonves was really an evil genius at knowing exactly what middlebrow audiences loved
It’s like alchemy to me because I can’t tell at all what anyone likes about CBS’ shows. I watch them and understand nothing.
Looking at the prime time listings, it’s patriarchy, authoritarianism, and pop Xtianity. Along with reboots of shows that were big in the 80s.
The closest thing they have to seeking out younger viewers is the double whammy of Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon.
It’s so middlebrow.
Cops are heroes! Detectives are tech wizards! Drugs are bad! Families are always humorous and not crippled by their quirky dysfunction! Lookit these zany weirdo kids!
It’s basically propaganda for mediocrity.
The alternative is following the other TV trend of getting you attached to characters and then killing them off. Don't you want a nice detective show written for elderly people where the killer is caught and the credits roll or do you want to stay in Game of Thrones/Penny Dreadful/Walking Dead land and watch that killer murder the main character's spouse and stuff the body in a fridge?
i want everyone to know i'm taking a mom out tomorrow who said she hasn't been on a date in years
so her last relationship sucked
I guess her husband fled the country. her kid is like 2?
anyway, i'm taking her to a Russian restaurant to drink martinis after dinner. this is all I can do for you, shit world. i'll be a good date and not be creepy or weird and pay for everything.
feels dated but I can't think of a sitcom with a laugh track that doesn't feel dated to me so... meh
Judging by the other CBS that are successful I assume this means the CBS audience is going t love it
Les Moonves was really an evil genius at knowing exactly what middlebrow audiences loved
It’s like alchemy to me because I can’t tell at all what anyone likes about CBS’ shows. I watch them and understand nothing.
Looking at the prime time listings, it’s patriarchy, authoritarianism, and pop Xtianity. Along with reboots of shows that were big in the 80s.
The closest thing they have to seeking out younger viewers is the double whammy of Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon.
It’s so middlebrow.
Cops are heroes! Detectives are tech wizards! Drugs are bad! Families are always humorous and not crippled by their quirky dysfunction! Lookit these zany weirdo kids!
It’s basically propaganda for mediocrity.
I bet Les Moonves did a lot of mediocre cocaine.
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Remember guys, before I was this statuesque, amazonian, busty, incomparable, nerd goddess, the NCAA paid for me to go to school and hit people on Saturday afternoons in the fall.
You spend all of the time you're not doing that in the gym getting gains
Bench: 450
Squat: 650
Deadlift: 600
And now I need Cinders to open my pickle jars. Except I can't trust her around pickles. She eats all the pickles if you don't watch her. Insatiable pickle lust.
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Remember guys, before I was this statuesque, amazonian, busty, incomparable, nerd goddess, the NCAA paid for me to go to school and hit people on Saturday afternoons in the fall.
You spend all of the time you're not doing that in the gym getting gains
Bench: 450
Squat: 650
Deadlift: 600
And now I need Cinders to open my pickle jars. Except I can't trust her around pickles. She eats all the pickles if you don't watch her. Insatiable pickle lust.
boxing?
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Remember guys, before I was this statuesque, amazonian, busty, incomparable, nerd goddess, the NCAA paid for me to go to school and hit people on Saturday afternoons in the fall.
You spend all of the time you're not doing that in the gym getting gains
Bench: 450
Squat: 650
Deadlift: 600
And now I need Cinders to open my pickle jars. Except I can't trust her around pickles. She eats all the pickles if you don't watch her. Insatiable pickle lust.
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my body must be so out of whack
I can bench sets of 5 over 230 but my squat is way below that. shark wasn't getting over 130 but his squat was over 200.
because of ze bad back/scoliosis
but these upper body muscles! stupid back.
ask me to push something
please, I need to push. do not ask me to lift it up.
aw this sounds like a nice date
The alternative is following the other TV trend of getting you attached to characters and then killing them off. Don't you want a nice detective show written for elderly people where the killer is caught and the credits roll or do you want to stay in Game of Thrones/Penny Dreadful/Walking Dead land and watch that killer murder the main character's spouse and stuff the body in a fridge?
i'm t-rex mode
i pulled a 425 deadlift and my squat's at 325 but an easy 325
triceps are the weak part so far. i can get the bar of the chest but locking out is the rough part. gotta do some skullcrushers
Don't mention you're foot oriented streaming hobby.
Or do?
Itchy! Itchy from skin stretching!
And so sore!
Plus very numb still, on the right.
I do not remember it being good, but I last saw it years ago.
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I wonder if I could do 205 anymore
I doubt it
My old max was twice that
:exclaim:
more than, actually
I used to be pretty stronk
feels bad man
Dah!
*waits patiently in breadline*
that's common though
You spend all of the time you're not doing that in the gym getting gains
Bench: 450
Squat: 650
Deadlift: 600
And now I need Cinders to open my pickle jars. Except I can't trust her around pickles. She eats all the pickles if you don't watch her. Insatiable pickle lust.
commies, probably
Although I do love my socialist healthcare!
boxing?
foosball
"Don't want the pickle, gimme the sickle."
Love the art style of that flick
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
such a wise three year old
I mean like the new Murphy Brown had some jokes that made me smile and one that honestly got a laugh
But at the same time the entire thing felt dated despite at it's core being about current events
Like it really feels like more of the same Murphy Brown but Murphy Brown was...
oh jfc 30 years ago? Fuck you, passage of time
"my name isn't Linda"
Mm! Dem shoulder pads.