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Kolchak used to finish with this little quiz back when he did Interview with a Forumer. It comes from some dude that was then used on that other show where they have actors on that get brown nosed because they're so awesome.
Well this place has awesome people and a fair dose of wit.
So fill this in basically:
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I'm actually forming a group of vigilantes and this is going to help me chose because there's a fair amount of psychology behind it. It'll actually tell me which of you are actually pedophiles or sociopaths.
No, really, it's not a trick, just something to pass the time.
Mulldacity. I made it up. It's the audacity of being mully.
What is your least favorite word?
Pus. UGH. God, I hate typing it, even. Also, the C word in regards to female anatomy. (rhymes with bunt.)
What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
Colours combined in ways that you aren't used to seeing; Storms that come with orange skies; Opinions with reasoning so profound that it causes me to rethink my own opinion.
What turns you off?
Pus. UGH. I typed it again. Uh. Also, individuals who can't read other people very well. There is an amazing amount of them.
What is your favorite curse word?
I don't swear. Uh. But I guess I say hell a lot. Can douche be considered a curseword? I'd choose that if so.
What sound or noise do you love?
Certain chords in succession done on an electric guitar; That noise that keeps getting posted of a platypus having sex; Zebras; Certain peoples' voices.
What sound or noise do you hate?
High pitched squeals that come from electronics sometimes.. I guess when you can hear the frequency? I don't know. Also, weezing - oh, and when old people cough up phlegm and spit it out. I hate that entire sound sequence.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Character/Concept artist. Forensics -- Ballistics specialist, or criminal profiler. Manager -- of anything. I thirst for power.
What profession would you not like to do?
Oh, you know - the usual - whore, garbageman, chambermaid (did that one once.. not so much on the side of awesome.).. waitressing.. call centre (will never do that again, either..)
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Heeeyyy what took you so long! We've been waiting for you! GROUPHUG THREADS FOR AFTERLIFE!"
mully on
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like some kind of crazy, dick induced tourrette's syndrome
:^:
except you know
usually only once
and uh
yeah not important
and..you were faking it?
like making sounds that sound very much like angry obscenities but actually you were thinking about things that are nice and all you really wanted to do was compliment someone
like some kind of crazy, dick induced tourrette's syndrome
:^:
except you know
usually only once
and uh
yeah not important
what are the swears
like do you ball the sheets up in your fists and yell SHITCUNT
man i'm gonna put that one on my list
hahahaha
no i do not yell that delightful compound word that you just made up
though i'll consider bringing it into my repetoire
just 'fsck' (although obviously the actual word)
and man it has to be really good because i mean
even throughout everything
i've only ever said it maybe 4 times.
maybe.
Posts
It rolls off the tongue.
answer to 2-10 = Cock.
Nomiya maki
Birthday?
The twelfth of march
Horoscope?
Pisces
Blood type?
A(*)
How do you call
Yourself?
Watashi(**)
What kind of men do you like?
Cheerful japanese men,
Or shy foreigners
What kind of man don’t you like?
Cheap blokes
Lovers at the moment?
I have one
Favourite kind of food?
Uncooked food
Food you dislike?
Fattening food
Taste in clothes?
Vulgar, cute, gorgeous
Clothes you dislike?
My highschool uniform
Hobbies?
Barbie dolls
What were you doing
On sunday last week?
I went to meiji-jingu(***)
At what time
Did you wake up this morning?
Eleven...thirty
Favourite hairstyle?
Betty boop
Haistyles you dislike?
Curled fringes(****)
Favourite fashion designer?
Betsy johnson
Favourite lipstick?
Elizabeth arden
Foundation?
Sk two
Perfume?
Coco chanel
Eau de toilette?
Coco chanel
What hair colour do you
Wish you were born with?
Red
Do you consider
Yourself a good cook?
No
What dish do you cook best?
Tomato stew
What do you wear
To sleep?
Pyjamas
What was the first thing
You swallowed this morning?
Air
it would sound funny coming out of me
i never have
i only do in one circumstance and thus only 2 people have ever heard it
Bah, just post a picture of Aquaman shitting on a dolphin and it will fit right in.
:^:
except you know
usually only once
and uh
yeah not important
brb
It would be pretty funny comming out of this lady
ahaha oh god that's fantastic
and disgusting
but it sounds like a proper british word or something you know
ask anyone
jordyn makes fun of me for it
what are the swears
like do you ball the sheets up in your fists and yell SHITCUNT
man i'm gonna put that one on my list
not adverse to it at all unless it's like
every second word
my mom and step dad were like that
every second freakin' word
and..you were faking it?
like making sounds that sound very much like angry obscenities but actually you were thinking about things that are nice and all you really wanted to do was compliment someone
hahahaha
no i do not yell that delightful compound word that you just made up
though i'll consider bringing it into my repetoire
just 'fsck' (although obviously the actual word)
and man it has to be really good because i mean
even throughout everything
i've only ever said it maybe 4 times.
maybe.
Barbeque. It usually implies that there will be food and socialization.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Sorry.
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
Creativity. The fact that people can break a routine and make something that can affect others on an emotional level.
4. What turns you off?
Ignorance.
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuckface.
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Silence. Not like if you're deaf. Just what comes from sitting by the lake while closing your eyes.
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
People yelling. Was never a big fan of conflict and when it gets to this point, no one's really listening anyways.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Batman
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Surgeon. I don't think I could ever have enough confidence or knowledge to be ready to cut someone open and fix them.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Sorry.
whats the problem
he said shitting on a dolphin
whoops
another failure
what's the tally now
everybody?
Drinking...ugh, is a terrible fucking idea
holy god
looks like i'm batting a thousand
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Or
I plan on taking sloth and lethargy to new and interesting levels.
This is not quite Myspace it doesn't quite have that miasma of Look at me I need and crave attention! but then I could be mistaken.
whoa hey that's a good one
h5 bongi, you classy gent