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How long do y'all microwave a whole chicken for?

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    whoc

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    13 minutes?
    Cello wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    0 minutes

    gotta eat that bad boy raw

    crwrh has the immune system of ten men

    That'd be due to the weeping sores, blood loss and following transfusions.
    They modified a beer helmet with blood bags just to keep him upright.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    13 minutes?
    Darmak wrote: »
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

    ME TOO!

    HI5

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

    ME TOO!

    HI5

    You probably should have cooked the chicken for longer.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    crwth wrote: »
    whoc

    You know, forum favourite crwrh

    Everyone loves that guy

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Six years

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    13 minutes?
    My battery hens live their entire lives in the microwave.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    13 minutes?
    Blake T wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

    ME TOO!

    HI5

    You probably should have cooked the chicken for longer.

    It's been a very difficult day.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    Blake T wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

    ME TOO!

    HI5

    You probably should have cooked the chicken for longer.

    It's been a very difficult day.

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    Blake T on
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    13 minutes?
    Two weeks

    Twowowoooo weeeeeeeeeeks

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    How many jokes am I missing here

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    No jokes here

    Just chicken

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    We're all jokes down here.

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    I feel the industry has become too obsessed with large birds, maybe there is fertile grounds in the opposite direction of tiny tiny little birds

    cornish hens are pretty tasty

    nononono, smaller

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

    ME TOO!

    HI5

    You probably should have cooked the chicken for longer.

    Also, stop sharing pants.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Darmak wrote: »
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

    For how long, though?

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Do you think velociraptor tasted like chicken

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Also how long do y’all microwave a whole velociraptor for?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    see317 wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

    ME TOO!

    HI5

    You probably should have cooked the chicken for longer.

    Also, stop sharing pants.

    YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    You'll never get one to stay in there long enough

    They know how to open doors

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

    ME TOO!

    HI5

    You probably should have cooked the chicken for longer.

    But I'm vaccinated against salmonella

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Guys, I shit my pants this morning

    ME TOO!

    HI5

    You probably should have cooked the chicken for longer.

    But I'm vaccinated against salmonella

    We're talking about chicken, not fish

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    aeiou

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    Sometimes y, though.

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    It was always being microwaved.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    What fresh hell is this?

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Do you think velociraptor tasted like chicken

    Almost, but faster.

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    I put my chicken in the microwave then I put the microwave in the oven.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Do you think velociraptor tasted like chicken

    Tastes like chicken huh, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot chicken" as you put it in the oven. He cooks like a bird, the skin crisps. And you keep still because you think that maybe his cooking time is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll cook faster if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the oven, but from the side, from the other two raptors in your kitchen you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    sarukun wrote: »
    What fresh hell is this?

    Good point

    Was it specified that the chicken was fresh or frozen? Microwave times may vary.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    whoc

    You know, forum favourite crwrh

    Everyone loves that guy

    wtf

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    13 minutes?
    Come on y’all, cook that chicken in an oven. It’s easy, pre-heat the oven to 350, rub that chicken with some seasonings and shit that you want, cook it for like and hour and a half (give or take on size of chicken), stab it with your meat measuring stick, and then carve it if at desired temperature.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    I dont own a microwave. I dont want the government listening to my kitchen

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    You microwave it until its done.

    There is no set time for that, you have to eyeball it.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    You microwave it until its done.

    There is no set time for that, you have to eyeball it.

    It's like popcorn - once it stops making squawking noises for more than a couple of seconds, it should be all set

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    13 minutes?
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    You microwave it until its done.

    There is no set time for that, you have to eyeball it.

    It's like popcorn - once it stops making squawking noises for more than a couple of seconds, it should be all set

    :(

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Are you tricking me into using my oven?
    You ever make one of those plastic wrapped baked potatoes in the microwave? They scream.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    13 minutes?
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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    To keep the chicken juicy and moist you gotta cook it low and slow.

    So 85 degrees for a week should do the trick.

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