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Geopolitical BBQ [chat]

AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered User regular
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Vote what’s in your heart (hint: it’s cholesterol)

Geopolitical BBQ [chat] 86 votes

Texas Hill Country
15%
SyngyneQuidph blakeVishNubjungleroomxAngelHedgieAtomikaJebus314Kadokenspool32Giggles_FunsworthTuminBlameless Cleric 13 votes
Carolinas
16%
syndalistyrannusKid PresentableLoserForHireXArchDemonStaceyMazzyxDonkey KongcptruggedAuralynxzepherinQanamilHavelock2.0Fry 14 votes
Memphis
4%
ElldrenHappylilElfButtersCristoval 4 votes
St. Louis
6%
AthenorDarkPrimusjoshgotroHi I'm Vee!override367abotkin 6 votes
Hawaii
12%
RedTideDoodmannElement BrianBrodyDesktop HippieHahnsoo1Captain InertiaHonkronyamRahmaniHarry Dresden 11 votes
Something else because I like to be wrong
44%
matt has a problemAimbowenJacobkoshRhesus PositiveHaphazardRamiPhoenix-DwanderingCouscousAiouaAegisBurnageJebusUDCasualRMS OceanicPowerpuppiesLord_AsmodeusJubal77Delmain 38 votes
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man lines are going to be crossed here

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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    Where is Korea?

  • joshgotrojoshgotro nah nahRegistered User regular
    St. Louis
    Does City Barbeque count?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Vote what’s in your heart (hint: it’s cholesterol)

    i don't know what any of those things are.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    KANSAS CITY

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Carolinas
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man lines are going to be crossed here

    I feel like so long as we all assume we're picking a first-choice preference instead of a hill to die on (at least until someone proves otherwise) this will be fine.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
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    My vote is we go get sushi instead.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Hawaii
    Hawaiian BBQ is literally in my heart. Actually, all of them are, because of all that cholesterol.

    I like BBQ. I may die from heart disease.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Everywhere i've been you can get all kinds of BBQ. The idea that "memphis" BBQ is only dry rub or whatever is incorrect and this poll is invalid

    The best BBQ is found in a tiny restaurant in a small town in the middle of nowhere that is basically a shack that has it's own fire pit in the back and probably failed some health inspections

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Vote what’s in your heart (hint: it’s cholesterol)

    i don't know what any of those things are.

    I have not been to any of these places! :bigfrown:

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
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    Where's subway on this list

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    MICHIGhahaha just kidding

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    http://www.jackstackbbq.com

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Hawaii
    Coinage wrote:
    Like okay maybe a phone call is a waste of 30 seconds but 80% of your life is a waste of time so who cares

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Texas Hill Country
    Couscous wrote: »
    Where is Korea?

    Southern Asia

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    In this era of metrics-driven games I really want to know how many people climbed Zeus' dong in Assassin's Creed: Odyssey.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    god I want sushi so bad

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    http://www.jackstackbbq.com

    legit

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
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    If you mix areas together I enjoy the bbq more. Smoked with dry rub but with sauce on it but still not sauced so much that you have to wash your face and hands for like an hour.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
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    All BBQs are good BBQs

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Carolinas
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    If you mix areas together I enjoy the bbq more. Smoked with dry rub but with sauce on it but still not sauced so much that you have to wash your face and hands for like an hour.

    I just really like mustard-based sauce. I'm perfectly happy to eat anything except whatever that chemical-tasting Sysco stuff is, which I assume is some sort of mutated Kansas City thing.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
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    Scottish bbq

    charred sausage with a wasp in it

    it's cold before it makes it into the bun

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    i've honestly never had a bad style of bbq

    i mean, michigan bbq is a farce but other than that

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Hawaii
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Everywhere i've been you can get all kinds of BBQ. The idea that "memphis" BBQ is only dry rub or whatever is incorrect and this poll is invalid

    The best BBQ is found in a tiny restaurant in a small town in the middle of nowhere that is basically a shack that has it's own fire pit in the back and probably failed some health inspections[/]

    And it's so far out in the middle of nowhere that the health inspector doesn't know it exists.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    I don't understand the question in this chat

    Where is "a sausage reduced to charcoal on the outside but life threateningly raw on the inside"?

    That is the true spirit of barbecues

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    poor use of liquid smoke tastes pretty chemically to me

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    which is to say 99% of uses of liquid smoke

    people just can't portion that shit right

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Hawaii
    Hawaiian has the best chicken and the best mac salad.

    I don't eat much beef, but when I do its usually ribs so texas gets second.

    god I love hawaiian bbq

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    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Hawaii
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    If you mix areas together I enjoy the bbq more. Smoked with dry rub but with sauce on it but still not sauced so much that you have to wash your face and hands for like an hour.
    Put it all in a bucket and let it mix together.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I have no strong opinion one way or the other

    Happiness is within reach!
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
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    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I don't understand the question in this chat

    Where is "a sausage reduced to charcoal on the outside but life threateningly raw on the inside"?

    That is the true spirit of barbecues

    this tbh ^^^

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    which is the one with the sauce that's like pure sugar and artificial smoke flavour that tastes like an electrical fire

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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    I miss old game localizations that changed the characters and everything without trying really hard.

    Whomp'Em, an old NES game.

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    Can you tell the original version was a Journey to the West game starring Son Goku and not a game set in the wild west starring a Native American?

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
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    I mean if im with a good group of people a nice charred burger from a cheap charcoal bbq on a bun with sort of cool condiments while sitting outside chatting is as good as anything really.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
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    Couscous wrote: »
    Where is Korea?

    Korea best bbq

    I ate an engineer
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
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    Chanus wrote: »
    i've honestly never had a bad style of bbq

    i mean, michigan bbq is a farce but other than that

    i've never had a good one

    i mean uhhhhh KC KC what's wrong with you people

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Texas Hill Country
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Vote what’s in your heart (hint: it’s cholesterol)

    i don't know what any of those things are.

    Different types of BBQ, duh

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
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    Coinage wrote: »
    I have no strong opinion one way or the other

    what makes a man turn neutral

    lust for gold? power? or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Carolinas
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    which is the one with the sauce that's like pure sugar and artificial smoke flavour that tastes like an electrical fire

    Like I was saying before, that's allegedly Kansas City-style sauce. It's not, really.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
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    I could deffo go for a nice Texas Brisket right about now though.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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