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Geopolitical BBQ [chat]

AtomikaAtomika Scarf AceRegistered User regular
Vote what’s in your heart (hint: it’s cholesterol)

Geopolitical BBQ [chat] 86 votes

Texas Hill Country
15%
SyngyneQuidph blakeVishNubjungleroomxAngelHedgieAtomikaJebus314Kadokenspool32Giggles_FunsworthTuminBlameless Cleric 13 votes
Carolinas
16%
syndalistyrannusKid PresentableLoserForHireXArchDemonStaceyMazzyxDonkey KongcptruggedAuralynxzepherinQanamilHavelock2.0Fry 14 votes
Memphis
4%
ElldrenHappylilElfButtersCristoval 4 votes
St. Louis
6%
AthenorDarkPrimusjoshgotrovisiblehowloverride367abotkin 6 votes
Hawaii
12%
RedTideDoodmannElement BrianBrodyDesktop HippieHahnsoo1Captain InertiaHonkronyamRahmaniHarry Dresden 11 votes
Something else because I like to be wrong
44%
matt has a problemAimbowenJacobkoshRhesus PositiveHaphazardRamiPhoenix-DwanderingCouscousAiouaAegisBurnageJebusUDCasualRMS OceanicPowerpuppiesLord_AsmodeusJubal77Delmain 38 votes
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Man lines are going to be crossed here

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    CouscousKana
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    Where is Korea?

    milskidescoverride367QuidVanguardTcheldorJebusUDEddy
  • joshgotrojoshgotro Queen CityRegistered User regular
    St. Louis
    Does City Barbeque count?

    Captain Inertia
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Merry Clod-mas, clods 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Vote what’s in your heart (hint: it’s cholesterol)

    i don't know what any of those things are.

    BeNarwhal
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    KANSAS CITY

    ChanuszepherinDelmainJebusUDMsAnthropy
  • AuralynxAuralynx Thirty-Seven Keys Registered User regular
    Carolinas
    Preacher wrote: »
    Man lines are going to be crossed here

    I feel like so long as we all assume we're picking a first-choice preference instead of a hill to die on (at least until someone proves otherwise) this will be fine.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    My vote is we go get sushi instead.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    AbdhyiusBeNarwhalShivahn
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Hawaii
    Hawaiian BBQ is literally in my heart. Actually, all of them are, because of all that cholesterol.

    I like BBQ. I may die from heart disease.

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    PSN: Hahnsoo | MHGU: Hahnsoo, Switch FC: SW-0085-2679-5212
    BrodyDoodmannElement Brian
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Everywhere i've been you can get all kinds of BBQ. The idea that "memphis" BBQ is only dry rub or whatever is incorrect and this poll is invalid

    The best BBQ is found in a tiny restaurant in a small town in the middle of nowhere that is basically a shack that has it's own fire pit in the back and probably failed some health inspections

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Vote what’s in your heart (hint: it’s cholesterol)

    i don't know what any of those things are.

    I have not been to any of these places! :bigfrown:

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    Where's subway on this list

    Ladies.
    Hahnsoo1
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    MICHIGhahaha just kidding

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    Hahnsoo1JacobkoshBeNarwhalArch
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Hawaii
    Coinage wrote:
    Like okay maybe a phone call is a waste of 30 seconds but 80% of your life is a waste of time so who cares

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    ChanusAtomikaHappylilElfEddy
  • AtomikaAtomika Scarf Ace Registered User regular
    Texas Hill Country
    Couscous wrote: »
    Where is Korea?

    Southern Asia

    BrodyDoodmannzepherin
  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    In this era of metrics-driven games I really want to know how many people climbed Zeus' dong in Assassin's Creed: Odyssey.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
    Jubal77ChanusBrody
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    god I want sushi so bad

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  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    Jacobkosh wrote: »

    legit

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    JacobkoshMsAnthropy
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    If you mix areas together I enjoy the bbq more. Smoked with dry rub but with sauce on it but still not sauced so much that you have to wash your face and hands for like an hour.

    Atomika
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    All BBQs are good BBQs

    Ladies.
    ChanusBeNarwhaljoshgotro
  • AuralynxAuralynx Thirty-Seven Keys Registered User regular
    Carolinas
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    If you mix areas together I enjoy the bbq more. Smoked with dry rub but with sauce on it but still not sauced so much that you have to wash your face and hands for like an hour.

    I just really like mustard-based sauce. I'm perfectly happy to eat anything except whatever that chemical-tasting Sysco stuff is, which I assume is some sort of mutated Kansas City thing.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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    Jubal77
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    Scottish bbq

    charred sausage with a wasp in it

    it's cold before it makes it into the bun

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    ChanusMojo_JojoBrodyAbdhyiusAtomikaBurnage
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    i've honestly never had a bad style of bbq

    i mean, michigan bbq is a farce but other than that

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

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  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Hawaii
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Everywhere i've been you can get all kinds of BBQ. The idea that "memphis" BBQ is only dry rub or whatever is incorrect and this poll is invalid

    The best BBQ is found in a tiny restaurant in a small town in the middle of nowhere that is basically a shack that has it's own fire pit in the back and probably failed some health inspections[/]

    And it's so far out in the middle of nowhere that the health inspector doesn't know it exists.

    "The shore does not dream of you." - Blind poet Gallan.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Registered User regular
    I don't understand the question in this chat

    Where is "a sausage reduced to charcoal on the outside but life threateningly raw on the inside"?

    That is the true spirit of barbecues

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    ChanusAbdhyiusCasual
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    poor use of liquid smoke tastes pretty chemically to me

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

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    AtomikaBeNarwhal
  • ChanusChanus Sugoi! ^_____^Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    which is to say 99% of uses of liquid smoke

    people just can't portion that shit right

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

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    Atomika
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Hawaii
    Hawaiian has the best chicken and the best mac salad.

    I don't eat much beef, but when I do its usually ribs so texas gets second.

    god I love hawaiian bbq

    Atomika
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Hawaii
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    If you mix areas together I enjoy the bbq more. Smoked with dry rub but with sauce on it but still not sauced so much that you have to wash your face and hands for like an hour.
    Put it all in a bucket and let it mix together.

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    ChanusJubal77BeNarwhalAtomikaDoodmannKruiteJulius
  • CoinageCoinage dance all crazy, whip my hair around all crazy Registered User regular
    I have no strong opinion one way or the other

    BeNarwhal
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I don't understand the question in this chat

    Where is "a sausage reduced to charcoal on the outside but life threateningly raw on the inside"?

    That is the true spirit of barbecues

    this tbh ^^^

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    which is the one with the sauce that's like pure sugar and artificial smoke flavour that tastes like an electrical fire

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
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    I miss old game localizations that changed the characters and everything without trying really hard.

    Whomp'Em, an old NES game.

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    Can you tell the original version was a Journey to the West game starring Son Goku and not a game set in the wild west starring a Native American?

    AtomikaTicaldfjam
  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    I mean if im with a good group of people a nice charred burger from a cheap charcoal bbq on a bun with sort of cool condiments while sitting outside chatting is as good as anything really.

  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
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    Couscous wrote: »
    Where is Korea?

    Korea best bbq

    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
    Brody
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
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    Chanus wrote: »
    i've honestly never had a bad style of bbq

    i mean, michigan bbq is a farce but other than that

    i've never had a good one

    i mean uhhhhh KC KC what's wrong with you people

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    Chanus
  • AtomikaAtomika Scarf Ace Registered User regular
    Texas Hill Country
    Atomika wrote: »
    Vote what’s in your heart (hint: it’s cholesterol)

    i don't know what any of those things are.

    Different types of BBQ, duh

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Something else because I like to be wrong
    Coinage wrote: »
    I have no strong opinion one way or the other

    what makes a man turn neutral

    lust for gold? power? or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    Captain Inertia
  • AuralynxAuralynx Thirty-Seven Keys Registered User regular
    Carolinas
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    which is the one with the sauce that's like pure sugar and artificial smoke flavour that tastes like an electrical fire

    Like I was saying before, that's allegedly Kansas City-style sauce. It's not, really.

    Space... what is the point of it? You have no idea.
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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
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    I could deffo go for a nice Texas Brisket right about now though.

    Ladies.
    AuralynxBrodyAtomikazepherinQanamil
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