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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I would never drive again

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    When we first started doing sprints in my old piecemeal agile org we realized we were all filthy liars about our estimates and that some people would never admit that their "90%" done feature was really 30%.

    How did sprints make you realize that

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I've been all aflat the world and I I I can't find my baby

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Oh of course I would get a rescue dog and I’d pay someone to do his nails every night and handfeed him salmon

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    SniperGuy the problem is everyone plays removal and you’re leaving just that as a target. It won’t live long. You could SB it assuming they’ll board out removal... would that be okay? I just don’t see it working main.

    Yeah sideboard seems like a good idea.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Oh my huge jackpot thing:

    -quit my awful job, of course
    -buy a really nice place in a few locations I love- Manhattan, Cambridge, Chicago... but really nice like a couple million, not a 70 million gawdy monstrosity
    -buy a really nice car or two (Tesla, BMW coupe... not 2 million dollar Bugattis)
    -deck out the places with great tech, gigabit internet, pro kitchens etc
    -regularly travel in luxury, first class
    -conservatively invest enough to give me a few hundred thousand a year for the rest of my life

    I could probably very comfortably do all that with 25m. The other 575m I use for charity, political acts, helping friends and family etc.

    It’s a barely conceivable fortune. It’s staggering that Jeff Bezos has 266 of these mountains of lone you.

    I am not sure a couple million would get you a really nice place in Manhattan.

    Nah you can get some incredible places for that amount - with more space the further you go from an in demand area

    I mean you’re still spending 2 million on apartment though

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    If I win the lottery then I will spend it all on lottery tickets

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I would start a movie studio devoted exclusively to big budget gay animated musicals

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    God I’d need a good lawyer though

    I can imagine my news channel’s nightly program, “Fascist of the Day” might get some blowback

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    You can get a townhome on the upper west side for about $2 mil

    Yeah but then you’d live on the upper west side

    Manhattan isn’t exactly flush with nice neighborhoods

    The really wealthy people all live out on West Egg with the Buchanans

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    If I win the lottery I will go to McDonald’s and order all the weird shit

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Tbh with that level of wealth I dunno
    Buy a few nice places

    But then you could also be like
    I wanna live in this place and rent a dank place for a year

    I’ve stayed in rich people’s rental apartments before, and also that would make your life easier to rent

    poo
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I am one of the weirdos who likes extreme weather so...

    Summer house in the Philippines for all the storms, winter house in northern Alaska?

  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    When we first started doing sprints in my old piecemeal agile org we realized we were all filthy liars about our estimates and that some people would never admit that their "90%" done feature was really 30%.

    How did sprints make you realize that

    People hadn't been estimating how long features would take before, we just had an endless list, so once we did sprints it was "oh I can definitely do these two features in two weeks" and just continuously...couldn't.

    But I assume my understanding of sprints is warped. We just went from no process to having one, I suppose.

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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I would start a movie studio devoted exclusively to big budget gay animated musicals

    Oh yeah, I would totally self finance some insane vanity project film.

    Or maybe just find some people with good scripts and do that instead.

    Be all "Hey, guys, you know we could just write good scripts?".

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    if i won an insane powerball jackpot, like approaching a billion, i would buy property, eat fancy but healthy fine food every day, and devote at least 80% of my money to ending homelessness, food insecurity, unstable housing etc in my city + funding studies and experts to figure out how to export our successful strategies to other cities. fully fund the programs that just give the homeless a home and a support network to help them learn how to live there, that kind of thing.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I would never drive again

    Yeah, lots of people posting about cars, but that ain't me

    Transit passes 4 lyfe tho

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Remake lord of the rings but cast no straight white people

    The dark lord Sauron is Pepe the frog

    don't do this to the guy who made pepe and had his chill character stolen by nazis.

    fund his pepe rescue campaign and blast the internet with positive, antifascist, rare pepes

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Anyone in chat who won would of course give me 7 million dollars, right

  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    But with like, billion territory money?

    I'd change my name to George Soros and just start paying americans to vote Democrat.

    Straight up, like $100, get your ass in that line and vote, check clears when the D candidate gets declared the winner.

    Come at me america.

    shryke on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    My life would be easier if we had any kind of project planning at all

    Agile, scrum, whatever

    Let's just start by defining scope and goals instead of just throwing people at projects before the goals of the project are defined

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I would never drive again

    Yeah, lots of people posting about cars, but that ain't me

    Transit passes 4 lyfe tho

    But sometimes I’d want to drive around my vast country estate

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    You can get a townhome on the upper west side for about $2 mil

    Yeah but then you’d live on the upper west side

    Manhattan isn’t exactly flush with nice neighborhoods

    The really wealthy people all live out on West Egg with the Buchanans

    Don’t need to live in a nice neighbourhood just need to live high up above all the plebs

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    If anyone in [chat] wins, all I ask for is a paltry $25,000

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Remake lord of the rings but cast no straight white people

    The dark lord Sauron is Pepe the frog

    don't do this to the guy who made pepe and had his chill character stolen by nazis.

    fund his pepe rescue campaign and blast the internet with positive, antifascist, rare pepes

    Make Frodo Pepe.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Anyone in chat who won would of course give me 7 million dollars, right

    i would give you just enough that you would feel obsequiously grateful but not enough to actually let you quit your job or pursue your dreams

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I’d give it all to the dems at this point. Probably some now and some in 2020 and the rest to planned parenthood

    Downticket, competitive races and work up from there

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I would never drive again

    Yeah, lots of people posting about cars, but that ain't me

    Transit passes 4 lyfe tho

    But sometimes I’d want to drive around my vast country estate

    My vast country estate would also not be my scene :P

    I'd let my brother buy one of those if he wanted to - with my money, naturally

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    If I had a million dollars,
    I would buy you a fur coat
    But not a real fur coat, that's cruel

    A coat made out of human hair

    Ethically sourced
    And it's woven from, woven from your brown hair.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    At this point in our world, if you win: start building a fortified biodome in northern canada because good god the world is being irreversibly destroyed and it's impossible to solve in time

    Establish a sustainable scaleable farm within, develop a weird culty community, ruthlessly quash anarchocommunist revolts, the usual

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    If I had a million dollars,
    I would buy you a fur coat
    But not a real fur coat, that's cruel

    A coat made out of human hair

    Ethically sourced

    same

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    If I had a million dollars,
    I would buy you a fur coat
    But not a real fur coat, that's cruel

    A coat made out of human hair

    Ethically sourced
    And it's woven from, woven from your brown hair.

    I am coming to cherish your ability to casually quote BNL lyrics

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I’d buy a house on a lake or river, but it would have to be at a high enough elevation that flooding would not be a problem. It would have a sunroom where I could sit and do crafts or read with my seven cats.


    I’d probably set up scholarships at my high school and college.

    Definitely donate to political campaigns

    And then I’d give Chu enough to pay off his debt and some extra

    I’d pay transition costs for people in need

    I’d get jake a pair of new eyes no questions asked

    I’d buy up the six counties and kick the English out

    I’d get scarecrow a heart, and courage for the tin man, and a brain for the lion

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited October 2018
    Organichu wrote: »
    Anyone in chat who won would of course give me 7 million dollars, right

    I already told you I'd give you thirty grand in quarters

    Powerpuppies on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    At this point in our world, if you win: start building a fortified biodome in northern canada because good god the world is being irreversibly destroyed and it's impossible to solve in time

    Establish a sustainable scaleable farm within, develop a weird culty community, ruthlessly quash anarchocommunist revolts, the usual

    the problem is that, say, an enormous infrastructure project to accommodate refugees would still be hopelessly beyond your resources financially and politically

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    At this point in our world, if you win: start building a fortified biodome in northern canada because good god the world is being irreversibly destroyed and it's impossible to solve in time

    Establish a sustainable scaleable farm within, develop a weird culty community, ruthlessly quash anarchocommunist revolts, the usual

    the problem is that, say, an enormous infrastructure project to accommodate refugees would still be hopelessly beyond your resources financially and politically

    What if he bribed politicians? Most of them are cheap.

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