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  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    What is this.... "Suhtair Warez"? The one guy has a cross, is it one of those Christian movies?

    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
    Doodmann
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    What is this.... "Suhtair Warez"? The one guy has a cross, is it one of those Christian movies?

    Obscure movie series, you wouldn't have heard of it. Some decent if obscure memes though.

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    What is this.... "Suhtair Warez"? The one guy has a cross, is it one of those Christian movies?

    It predates Christianity by quite a long time.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    What is this.... "Suhtair Warez"? The one guy has a cross, is it one of those Christian movies?

    It predates Christianity by quite a long time.

    And a long distance from the origin of the Abrahamic faiths. A long, long distance.

  • AtomikaAtomika Scarf Ace Registered User regular
    Shots fired!

    Many times!

    Amazon is using a shotgun, it appears

    ElldrenRMS OceanicDark Raven XBlameless Cleric
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    I have received gifts!

    A nice set of fine tip brushes, a set of Vallejo model acrylics, a couple volumes by historian Stephen R. Platt on the Opium Wars and the Taiping Rebellion (which occupy that perfect space for a student of history where you only know the broad details but the subject is something you’ve always been interested in), and a set of MtG duel decks Speed vs Cunning.

    I’m definitely going to enjoy all of these!

    Unfortunately I couldn’t find anything in the boxes telling me who my mysterious Santa is. Please santa, let me know who you are!

    fuck gendered marketing
    N1tSt4lkerdavidsdurionsDark Raven XAtomika
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    edited November 29
    Gifts Ordered!

    though I might have to contact my santee more directly to ensure they actually receive them

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
    Dark Raven XBlameless Cleric
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    today is payday

    do you all know what that means?

    one of you fuckers about to be shot with some festive spirit

    (first package will arrive Saturday with more detail)

    It looks like one shot was quicker than expected. A package without a note should be arriving today (I’m not used to dealing with such an efficient postal system)

    If you get an unexpected parcel, feel free to open. Despite the odd shape of the package, it’s not a pipe bomb.

  • BogartBogart Because I hate you Registered User, Moderator mod
    Paper Girls is good stuff. A+ gifting.

    Dark Raven XElldrenBlameless Cleric
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Just ordered my cryptic card printed!! :)

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
    ElldrenDark Raven X21stCenturyRMS Oceanicmsmya
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    Part 1 of gift volley may have arrived today I think!

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (GHOST), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Gift package away! Should arrive Monday, was quite impressed at how the post office lady crammed it all into a single padded envelope because I was planning on buying a flat rate box but she wanted to see if she could get it all into the envelope. :)

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
    bloodyroarxxdavidsdurions
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Part 1 of gift volley may have arrived today I think!

    DIRECT HIT!
    Part one arrived today.

    I don't quite know what it is, and as mentioned upthread FrauCron is very serious about the whole "no opening of gifts until the big day" but I think she'll probably aquiece when all parts have arrived.

    For now though, it's under the Christmas lamp (we don't have a tree, so the gifts are going at the base of the floor lamp in the sitting room) and waiting for its friend.

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    Dark Raven XRMS OceanicIlpala
  • milskimilski Their Will comes, at last, to Earth, to the Neath, as a storm crosses the sea. Registered User regular
    The first volley has landed!

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    Four Magic rares! Hunted Troll, Vulturous Zombie, Mistmeadow Witch, and Pentavirus! An omen of things to come? A puzzle I've yet to solve? Some cool cards totally unrelated to the rest of the gifts? Who knows!

    Thanks, Santa!

    High, cold, eternal, immobile, minuscule. You endure; you burn.
    DoodmannN1tSt4lkerDark Raven XRMS OceanicdavidsdurionsElldrenBlameless ClericAtomikaArch
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    First package has landed. I know this because the postal service sent me a picture of the package outside of your house without needing a signature. That seems unsafe and insecure but sure, enjoy

    Cristoval
  • N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    edited December 1
    So I'm not entirely sure which Secret Gifting Enterprise this package is the result of because no note!
    But I got this package:
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    It was squishy and intriguing.
    And then I opened it, and it was awesome!

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    Yeah 4th Doctor socks!

    So, whoever has sent the awesome socks, thank you!

    THE GIFTER HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED.

    But I'll just leave this here to spread the sock love.

    N1tSt4lker on
    ElldrenDark Raven XHahnsoo1Blameless ClericAtomikaArch
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited December 1
    edit: wrong thread!

    spool32 on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    And the first shot has been fired. I'm going to use this weekend to look for some local items to send (I already have a few ideas.)

    I feel like I'm slacking this year - it's a bit of a stressful month this time, with us working on closing on a house.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
    21stCentury
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    I've been gifted! Photos incoming this afternoon!

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (GHOST), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
    Blameless ClericDark Raven XdavidsdurionsN1tSt4lker
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Merry Clod-mas, clods 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    Just started actually drawin the card for my cardee today. The concept is fairly crystalized, at least.

    the front end of the card is a slam dunk!

    Dark Raven XDoodmann
  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited December 1
    A blessin' from Ireland arrived at my doorstep! Good news @Tav, porch pirates did not make away with the goods, and your secondary box made it as well! Thanks a bunch! I will remain vigilant for the third to arrive. :)

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    The whiskey looks amazing and I can't wait to try it. Looks to pair well with Fury Road later tonight...

    Cristoval on
    MazzyxdavidsdurionsN1tSt4lkerNova_Cspool32Blameless ClericDark Raven XTavArchElldrenHahnsoo1Doodmann
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    edited December 1
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    Hoo boy strap in! I got a package this afternoon from a Mysterious Stranger! First thing I see when I open the box is these adorable boys staring up at me!

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    But I pick up the shirt and that's not all! There's another gift underneath it packaged nicely in a bag. I open it up and pull it out and see these gorgeous stills! In spoilers because there were A LOT of them!
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    Some as you might have noticed are already put up, but I love them all and just need to find good places for the rest!

    Finally, the tag attached to the bag said these gifts are from "One known for their common first name and stinky fruits". Hmm. Well, either way, this is a very merry Christmas thanks to this Mysterious Stranger!
    Seriously, thanks a ton, @davidsdurions !

    Ilpala on
    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (GHOST), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
    davidsdurionsRMS OceanicN1tSt4lkerBlameless ClericDark Raven XElldrenArchHahnsoo1
  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    You’re very welcome @Ilpala ! The mysterious package that Amazon refused to gift wrap or apply a note to that arrived earlier this week was in addition to this stuff. Cheers!

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    IlpalaDark Raven X
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    ! I've been stealth-gifted even before this?! Masaka! I need to check with the front desk on Monday!

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (GHOST), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 1
    Gifts! Woo!


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    @msmya sent me these lovely handmade items and a cool coloring journal

    Thank you!

    So It Goes on
    bloodyroarxxN1tSt4lkerNova_CRMS OceanicdavidsdurionsBlameless ClericCristovalDark Raven XMazzyxmsmyaElldrenAtomikaArchHahnsoo1
  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    Yay I'm glad you got them @So It Goes

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Gifts be droppin' bombs on your moms (never mind the car alarms) within the week or so. Apparently my Amazon Prime Canadian membership does me no good across the boarder, so patience is key. It's coming in either one parcel or two, with a card to follow, so keep your mail holes open and willing.

  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Also that whiskey is amazing.

    HerrCron
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Cristoval wrote: »
    Also that whiskey is amazing.

    Yesssss. I’ve a friend who’s a bartender in a 5* hotel and that’s the whiskey he recommends. It’s good to know he’s not talking shit.

    Package 3 is on its way with an ETA of the next two weeks.

    CristovalElldren
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Teeling Whiskey?

    Nice, I need to get FrauCron to pick some of that up when she's coming back after christmas

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    Cristoval
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Just got my lovely card from @knitdan !!!

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    Thank you, and thanks also for the beautiful mittens (a commission! Knitdan knits wonderful things!!)

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
    Hahnsoo1ElldrenCristovaldavidsdurionsNova_CDark Raven XknitdanAtomika
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Just got my lovely card from @knitdan !!!

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    Thank you, and thanks also for the beautiful mittens (a commission! Knitdan knits wonderful things!!)

    Good lord, that "Keep Spokane Kind of Gross" sticker is awesome. :D

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    PSN: Hahnsoo | MHGU: Hahnsoo, Switch FC: SW-0085-2679-5212
    CristovaldavidsdurionsDark Raven XknitdanjungleroomxDoodmann
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Wash your clothes Till the creek turn redRegistered User regular
    Shots fired!

    Make. Time.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    edited December 3
    It’s the best anti-gentrification slogan I’ve seen to date :)

    (Also that is amazingly fast considering I sent it out on Friday Saturday!

    knitdan on
    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
    Hahnsoo1Blameless Cleric
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Package delivered to front door/porch!

    Quick, Santee! Grab it before one of your neighbors does!

    Fuck Firearm Fetishism
    86 45
    Dark Raven Xmsmya
  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    I love that tiny little owl pic!

    And yes, I wholeheartedly recommend the Teeling Whiskey to anyone who imbibes. It's smoothness is a wee bit dangerous however as sips can easily turn to gulps. Send your buddy my thanks as well!

    Dark Raven Xspool32
  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    @davidsdurions was indeed not done with me and a package was found in the apartment office after the weekend!

    Another cool shirt that incidentally encapsulated a big mood from me after sunday night!
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    Bonus! There was a certain someone upset with me for taking time after getting home to do this instead of giving her some much-deserved attention.
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    Thanks again, @davidsdurions!

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (GHOST), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
    Cristovalspool32davidsdurionsBlameless Cleric
  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    That cat looks like it means business. Don’t know if I would have ignored it.

    Glad everything arrived! I really like the white mage shirt and might have to get one for each of my family now too.

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Hey, so, it looks like my Santee is going to receive stuff one at a time, and one of the gifts may be very late (It is being custom made).

    I apologize that you don't get the shotgun blast of all gifts arriving at once! Also, they won't say who they're from. >.> I will reveal myself once the first one arrives, however!

    Dark Raven X
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