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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I have like, a billion tabs open right now.

    But I might look at some of them later, you guys.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    The bookmark function is right there! Close your tabs!

    Don’t like ‘em.

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  • JedocJedoc That citation you've neededRegistered User regular
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    The bookmark function is right there! Close your tabs!

    You do NOT want to see the state of my bookmarks

    For one thing, everything I really really really need is stuffed into one subfolder called "gunk".

    I envy your organizational skills have evolved to the point where you have relabeled, "unsorted" to "gunk". I'm still stuck with everything being in the former.

    unsorted is a different folder!

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    You are all going to jail

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  • minor incidentminor incident Helen Keller to the bullshit Registered User regular
    Just did a quick check on my work Surface.

    129 tabs open between two Chrome accounts I keep logged in.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    real talk: I have a visual memory and if something isn't in front of me or I can't follow a landscape of memory breadcrumbs to it, I will forget it exists. Bookmarks for me are the digital equivalent of putting something neatly away in a drawer - it will never again see the light of day. So if I have something I need to get back to, but won't be triggered to remember by anything else in the environment, I leave it open as a tab because otherwise it will be lost forever.

    This is also why my desk has layers up to a foot deep in places.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    You are all going to jail

    My tabs will still be open, even in death.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I open tabs and then I read through them and then I close tabs and then I close the window when I'm done with the browser.

    If I need to go back to something I will bookmark it.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I use 3 different things to mitigate tabs everywhere: Toby, an extension that takes over your new tab page to give you button style links that you can group by category. OneTab, a session save for the multiple tabs I keep open at times when it becomes too many, and bookmarks of course.

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  • minor incidentminor incident Helen Keller to the bullshit Registered User regular
    edited December 7
    tynic wrote: »
    real talk: I have a visual memory and if something isn't in front of me or I can't follow a landscape of memory breadcrumbs to it, I will forget it exists. Bookmarks for me are the digital equivalent of putting something neatly away in a drawer - it will never again see the light of day. So if I have something I need to get back to, but won't be triggered to remember by anything else in the environment, I leave it open as a tab because otherwise it will be lost forever.

    This is also why my desk has layers up to a foot deep in places.

    This is basically exactly how I work, and the metaphor for bookmarking being like shoving something into a drawer forever describes the way my brain operates to a T. My tabs are a combination of the things I'm currently working on, reference material, research, price comparisons, and to-dos for the next several days.

    And then my actual desktop is a pair of notebooks, and 4 separate stacks of sticky notes for different purposes, with assorted torn out pages and sticky notes layered up in various spots. I got rid of my filing cabinet under my desk because if I put anything in it, I never looked at it again and forgot it existed.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Sometimes I have multiple tabs on multiple browsers

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  • minor incidentminor incident Helen Keller to the bullshit Registered User regular
    Oh, I have another 20 or so tabs open in Edge, but that's purely being used as a PDF viewer.

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    At most I will have two tabs. Any more and I start getting anxious.

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  • hippofanthippofant ティンク Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    I use 3 different things to mitigate tabs everywhere: Toby, an extension that takes over your new tab page to give you button style links that you can group by category. OneTab, a session save for the multiple tabs I keep open at times when it becomes too many, and bookmarks of course.

    I just read stuff.

    Then I close the tab.

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  • minor incidentminor incident Helen Keller to the bullshit Registered User regular
    I have been lobbying for a laptop upgrade for a while since my poor Surface only has 8GB of RAM and Chrome basically laughs at that well before you get to triple digit tabs.

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    You may not find all that you're after. In the end I hope it doesn't matter.
  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    Yo

    Stop.

    Breath.

    We're not trying to trick you.

    Just, like, read the fucking email and follow the fucking instructions.

    We don't get our jollies ruining your day, I promise. Our job is to help you work better, not fuck up your shit.

    God I lose my mind every time someone calls me acting like I flipped some switch somewhere that specifically exists to fuck up their stuff in particular.

    Those people and the ones who are afraid if they, like, press the 'a' key one too many times their computer will just delete all their files.

    Calm down people, it's just a tool.

    Just like you.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist Registered User regular
    edited December 7
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    Depends. Are they unread messages?

    E: wasn't there someone who posted a screenshot a few years ago here with more than 10,000 unread messages?

    DisruptedCapitalist on
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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    I have a hotmail folder labeled 1999.

    My remaining emails are all in my inbox.

    I have no Gmail Folders.

    The only emails I delete are fishing scams.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    Depends. Are they unread messages?

    E: wasn't there someone who posted a screenshot a few years ago here with more than 10,000 unread messages?

    There is currently an icon showing 17,857 unread messages on my iPhone’s e-mail app.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Got another drive tomorrow for an interview and it's pouring outside, so the road I'm using will definitely be flooded if not icy.

    Fuuuuuck.

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  • chromdomchromdom Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    edited December 7
    sarukun wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    I have a hotmail folder labeled 1999.

    My remaining emails are all in my inbox.

    I have no Gmail Folders.

    The only emails I delete are fishing scams.

    Same.
    sarukun wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    Depends. Are they unread messages?

    E: wasn't there someone who posted a screenshot a few years ago here with more than 10,000 unread messages?

    There is currently an icon showing 17,857 unread messages on my iPhone’s e-mail app.

    Man, fuck you.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    I am but a flawed, simple human.

  • chromdomchromdom Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    Oh, that was you. Whew! I'll put it back.

    New out of context sig?
  • CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    The Android Gmail app is kind and only tells me 99+ unread.

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  • OghulkOghulk biggest externality low-energy economistRegistered User regular
    Go out to bar with classmates after last class. Hang out for awhile, get my check, can't find waitress to pay, take cash + tip for poutine up to the bar so it doesn't get lost

    Drive home. Get text from people saying I walked out on my tab.

    "No I didn't. I took it up to the bar."

    Lmao at least the person who reluctantly paid for me got their money back.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Instead of saving open tabs when I find something I need, I remember how I found it. I remember the process to find the info, the methods of discovery. The links between the question and the answer. So if a website dies, browser crashes, not at my computer, I can find it again. Quicker and easier.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 7
    That assumes you know you will want that thing again. I definitely won't remember that I had an idea requiring a high precision single gimbal magnetically suspended control moment gyro unless something is in my face to remind me of it. It's either a tab, or my computer gets covered in post its (spoiler: my computer is covered in post its).

    Tabs aren't for things I have actively set out to research, that's what saved database searches, zotero, or (horrors) bookmarks are for. Tabs are for shit I come across randomly and think are cool or useful but will never find again if I don't do something with the information immediately.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    I have a hotmail folder labeled 1999.

    My remaining emails are all in my inbox.

    I have no Gmail Folders.

    The only emails I delete are fishing scams.

    Same.
    sarukun wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    Depends. Are they unread messages?

    E: wasn't there someone who posted a screenshot a few years ago here with more than 10,000 unread messages?

    There is currently an icon showing 17,857 unread messages on my iPhone’s e-mail app.

    Man, fuck you.

    72,529 unread emails here.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    I have a hotmail folder labeled 1999.

    My remaining emails are all in my inbox.

    I have no Gmail Folders.

    The only emails I delete are fishing scams.

    Same.
    sarukun wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    Depends. Are they unread messages?

    E: wasn't there someone who posted a screenshot a few years ago here with more than 10,000 unread messages?

    There is currently an icon showing 17,857 unread messages on my iPhone’s e-mail app.

    Man, fuck you.

    72,529 unread emails here.

    S... senpai...!

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  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    Muzzmuzz wrote: »
    Yesterday morning, we had two guys with signs protesting outside our store (but not on the property). Their sign stated that we ‘tampered’ with food, and a phone number to call.

    End of my shift, I worked up the courage to talk to them. Turns out, their boss paid them to protest because the boss’s food was repeatedly messed up. They were only out there because it was an easy paycheque.



    I honestly have no words....

    EDIT: I have been informed said person has people dropping fliers containing the same info into the mailboxes of the surrounding neighbourhood.

    UPDATE:

    Totally unrelated to above quote, I have been informed that the husband of an employee has been trespassed from ALL of our stores. Totally unrelated.


    This is going to be awkward working with her this morning. I’m not sad about either, he’s always been an asshole, and she’s always denied what he’s done and said to us.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Firefox removing tab groups is still their biggest crime.

  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    I have a hotmail folder labeled 1999.

    My remaining emails are all in my inbox.

    I have no Gmail Folders.

    The only emails I delete are fishing scams.

    Same.
    sarukun wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I don't get people who leave tons of tabs open. My browser is an elegant, streamlined Swiss watch of dick jokes and weather updates.

    Then again, I haven't deleted a Gmail message since 2009, since I've narrowly kept ahead of the storage limits. So I have my own share of people who think I'm a monster.

    Depends. Are they unread messages?

    E: wasn't there someone who posted a screenshot a few years ago here with more than 10,000 unread messages?

    There is currently an icon showing 17,857 unread messages on my iPhone’s e-mail app.

    Man, fuck you.

    72,529 unread emails here.

    before I finally cleared them out, I was up to about 160k unread.

    We, we get a lot of emails.

    One of our vendors, for every action we take on their portal, we get 4 emails. Per action. They still haven't fixed this multiple years later.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Don't forget to clear your spam folders. I figure every time I clear mine maybe I'm saving some server farm somewhere the tiniest bit of space.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    I have 7 emails and 3 burners I used to have more
    But I have not had the time to check some of them lately so the mail kind of piled up.

    But I don't know about the time something weird happened to my ebay account {ebay still will not tell me what it was} The email it was contected to still gets weird emails from stuff I have never heard of or will use

  • EchoEcho Moderator mod
    This is our last day in this office, we're moving over the weekend. Office manager started the day with a presentation of what to do to pack our stuff.

    "Make sure you remove your wifi cables from the wall."

    Tech teams: *muffled giggles*

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Im currently dragging my feet to this last patrol because its been the same homeless dude the past few days and its cold as balls and i feel bad though he does not deserve such mercy

  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    I can't stand unread emails. I set up filters to set things to "read" if I don't need to look at them but don't want to just autodelete.
    I used to keep all of my work emails and sort them. I only recently started deleting.. I don't really need that seminar reminder for that talk I didn't go to.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    agh, hammered by my own browsing hubris

    I should have gone through my 4-months worth of open tabs and bookmarked the important ones weeks ago, because my computer just crashed randomly
    and due to an unfortunate collision between the system default of "open all the shit that was open before the crash" and an automated database authentication script that pops open your browser without asking, I didn't hit the 'restore tabs' button.

    I have no idea what was there. Important things, no doubt. Research papers. Hardware shopping carts. A funny video.
    All those tabs, lost, like tears in the rain.

    I have 99 tabs open on my phone and I really need to get this shit under control before the exact same thing happens to me.

    how do y'all function? If I get 8 tabs I start sweating

    Ladies.
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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    agh, hammered by my own browsing hubris

    I should have gone through my 4-months worth of open tabs and bookmarked the important ones weeks ago, because my computer just crashed randomly
    and due to an unfortunate collision between the system default of "open all the shit that was open before the crash" and an automated database authentication script that pops open your browser without asking, I didn't hit the 'restore tabs' button.

    I have no idea what was there. Important things, no doubt. Research papers. Hardware shopping carts. A funny video.
    All those tabs, lost, like tears in the rain.

    I have 99 tabs open on my phone and I really need to get this shit under control before the exact same thing happens to me.

    how do y'all function? If I get 8 tabs I start sweating

    If I can't read what each tab is, I've got too many open

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