I open a lot of tabs when researching something so that I can go back and forth. The tabs stay open a few days, then I whittle them down as I get what I need. I usually try to turn my computer off for the weekend, so I try to get all my tabs closed by then. Sometimes it happens.
If I bookmark, I just lose track of everything.
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
Email filters are the light. I honestly don't know how people function without them... ESPECIALLY at work! Should be required to set that up, IMO. So tired of people saying they can't find an important email because their inbox is completely unsorted and unread. LET ME HELP YOU
google has spoiled me, i just need a vague idea of what the email was about and i can find it in my personal emails
outlook's search is unfortunately still shit, but i refuse to adjust to inferior technology, so i just spend minutes finding the exact wording i need to pull up an email
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
Smof's trick for keeping unread emails to a minimum: be completely unimportant so nobody ever emails you
So my work does this thing every year I guess where they hide an elf on the shelf around the building a give "clues" as to where its hidden and if you find it you win a prize.
You notice how I put clues in quotes up there?
Because we've done it since Monday this week and every day the clues have been awful:
Day 1: I like the view up here! Not on the 5th floor balcony, or one of the lunch rooms with windows that look out over town, but in the 5th floor computer lab that has no windows.
Day 2: I'm chilling out after a rough day! Inside a piano on the first floor. See its by the door so its cold.
Day 3: I'm relaxing! Not in the room literally called the relaxation room, or any of the break rooms, no it was in an 'isolation' room in the satellite building across the street that none of the people who've been here for 10+ year even knew existed
Day 4: I see you! Sitting next to a plushie owl in the cafe.
Day 5: I can see you, can you see me?! In an elevator ontop of a Christmas decoration.
I should have gone through my 4-months worth of open tabs and bookmarked the important ones weeks ago, because my computer just crashed randomly
and due to an unfortunate collision between the system default of "open all the shit that was open before the crash" and an automated database authentication script that pops open your browser without asking, I didn't hit the 'restore tabs' button.
I have no idea what was there. Important things, no doubt. Research papers. Hardware shopping carts. A funny video.
All those tabs, lost, like tears in the rain.
I have 99 tabs open on my phone and I really need to get this shit under control before the exact same thing happens to me.
how do y'all function? If I get 8 tabs I start sweating
So my work does this thing every year I guess where they hide an elf on the shelf around the building a give "clues" as to where its hidden and if you find it you win a prize.
You notice how I put clues in quotes up there?
Because we've done it since Monday this week and every day the clues have been awful:
Day 1: I like the view up here! Not on the 5th floor balcony, or one of the lunch rooms with windows that look out over town, but in the 5th floor computer lab that has no windows.
Day 2: I'm chilling out after a rough day! Inside a piano on the first floor. See its by the door so its cold.
Day 3: I'm relaxing! Not in the room literally called the relaxation room, or any of the break rooms, no it was in an 'isolation' room in the satellite building across the street that none of the people who've been here for 10+ year even knew existed
Day 4: I see you! Sitting next to a plushie owl in the cafe.
Day 5: I can see you, can you see me?! In an elevator ontop of a Christmas decoration.
Seriously these are awful clues!
Just to clarify, only the first sentence is the clue?
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L Ron HowardThe duckMinnesotaRegistered Userregular
So my work does this thing every year I guess where they hide an elf on the shelf around the building a give "clues" as to where its hidden and if you find it you win a prize.
You notice how I put clues in quotes up there?
Because we've done it since Monday this week and every day the clues have been awful:
Day 1: I like the view up here! Not on the 5th floor balcony, or one of the lunch rooms with windows that look out over town, but in the 5th floor computer lab that has no windows.
Day 2: I'm chilling out after a rough day! Inside a piano on the first floor. See its by the door so its cold.
Day 3: I'm relaxing! Not in the room literally called the relaxation room, or any of the break rooms, no it was in an 'isolation' room in the satellite building across the street that none of the people who've been here for 10+ year even knew existed
Day 4: I see you! Sitting next to a plushie owl in the cafe.
Day 5: I can see you, can you see me?! In an elevator ontop of a Christmas decoration.
Seriously these are awful clues!
Day 6: Here I am, right behind you. Don't turn around.
Day 7: Be a shame if a certain elf were to follow you home, wouldn't it?
Day 15: I want to play a game. If you find me I will leave your life forever. Where am I hidden in your house?
Day 173: Your nightmares fuel me, and there is no escape any longer. You are mine.
Second interview completed. This was a weird one, because they asked questions about my answers to questions, like a normal interview. I haven't had one of those in years! State's very rigid normally, six questions no deviation.
I think I did pretty well though. If anything i might have rambled too much because every question I had an ocean of examples to pull from, such as what computer programs I have experience with.
So my work does this thing every year I guess where they hide an elf on the shelf around the building a give "clues" as to where its hidden and if you find it you win a prize.
You notice how I put clues in quotes up there?
Because we've done it since Monday this week and every day the clues have been awful:
Day 1: I like the view up here! Not on the 5th floor balcony, or one of the lunch rooms with windows that look out over town, but in the 5th floor computer lab that has no windows.
Day 2: I'm chilling out after a rough day! Inside a piano on the first floor. See its by the door so its cold.
Day 3: I'm relaxing! Not in the room literally called the relaxation room, or any of the break rooms, no it was in an 'isolation' room in the satellite building across the street that none of the people who've been here for 10+ year even knew existed
Day 4: I see you! Sitting next to a plushie owl in the cafe.
Day 5: I can see you, can you see me?! In an elevator ontop of a Christmas decoration.
Seriously these are awful clues!
Just to clarify, only the first sentence is the clue?
Yes sorry, the first part is the clue and after the ! I put where he wound up being that day when he was found
So my work does this thing every year I guess where they hide an elf on the shelf around the building a give "clues" as to where its hidden and if you find it you win a prize.
You notice how I put clues in quotes up there?
Because we've done it since Monday this week and every day the clues have been awful:
Day 1: I like the view up here! Not on the 5th floor balcony, or one of the lunch rooms with windows that look out over town, but in the 5th floor computer lab that has no windows.
Day 2: I'm chilling out after a rough day! Inside a piano on the first floor. See its by the door so its cold.
Day 3: I'm relaxing! Not in the room literally called the relaxation room, or any of the break rooms, no it was in an 'isolation' room in the satellite building across the street that none of the people who've been here for 10+ year even knew existed
Day 4: I see you! Sitting next to a plushie owl in the cafe.
Day 5: I can see you, can you see me?! In an elevator ontop of a Christmas decoration.
Seriously these are awful clues!
Day 6: Here I am, right behind you. Don't turn around.
Day 7: Be a shame if a certain elf were to follow you home, wouldn't it?
Day 15: I want to play a game. If you find me I will leave your life forever. Where am I hidden in your house?
Day 173: Your nightmares fuel me, and there is no escape any longer. You are mine.
Day 728: This is your reality from now on.
Yeah uh this is my first year here and the email introducing the elf and the concept thereof was just
"Tee he he, I'm hiding and you can't find me!
-M "
(the elf's name is Mikey) It was not a comfortable thing
So my work does this thing every year I guess where they hide an elf on the shelf around the building a give "clues" as to where its hidden and if you find it you win a prize.
You notice how I put clues in quotes up there?
Because we've done it since Monday this week and every day the clues have been awful:
Day 1: I like the view up here! Not on the 5th floor balcony, or one of the lunch rooms with windows that look out over town, but in the 5th floor computer lab that has no windows.
Day 2: I'm chilling out after a rough day! Inside a piano on the first floor. See its by the door so its cold.
Day 3: I'm relaxing! Not in the room literally called the relaxation room, or any of the break rooms, no it was in an 'isolation' room in the satellite building across the street that none of the people who've been here for 10+ year even knew existed
Day 4: I see you! Sitting next to a plushie owl in the cafe.
Day 5: I can see you, can you see me?! In an elevator ontop of a Christmas decoration.
Seriously these are awful clues!
Just to clarify, only the first sentence is the clue?
Yes sorry, the first part is the clue and after the ! I put where he wound up being that day when he was found
I'm not sure if that makes it worse or better. I can't decide.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Yesterday I had to cover another substitute teacher.
At one point during 3rd period they suddenly puked in the classroom's garbage can and then just stayed in the class.
At one point the vice principal arrived and the substitute refused to leave (saying she could make it through the rest of the day). So the administrator went, got another teacher on their planning period, brought them to the class and forced the substitute to go home.
Somehow, somehow, I don't think this emergency substitute issue is going to continue for much longer because the actual substitutes keep shitting the bed.
Want a clean office? Want your bathroom scrubbed and your lunch boxes washed? Hire stoners, apparently; the staff has been killing it here lately. The second the budtenders have any downtime they’re instantly scrubbing/sweeping/vacuuming.
Janson on
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minor incidentexpert in a dying fieldnjRegistered Userregular
Want a clean office? Want your bathroom scrubbed and your lunch boxes washed? Hire stoners, apparently; the staff has been killing it here lately. The second the budtenders have any downtime they’re instantly scrubbing/sweeping/vacuuming.
Can you spare one or two to come take care of our office kitchen?
Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Somebody has sent me, via interdepartmental mail and with no note or return department, a single can of jalapeno Spam.
Is this a threat, do you think?
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Librarian's ghostLibrarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSporkRegistered Userregular
We once sent some pizza through interdepartmental mail in one of those interoffice envelopes. It was still warm when they got it.
We once sent some pizza through interdepartmental mail in one of those interoffice envelopes. It was still warm when they got it.
I assume whoever picked up the envelope and noticed it was warm decided they wanted to get rid of it as quickly as possible..
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Found poetry in the incident log: "She informed security staff that she had won a lawsuit against the library staff and we were fired and not allowed on her property and we were no longer allowed in the city, state or country and we needed to go back to Germany."
3cl1ps3I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered Userregular
She won the lawsuit for her land,
What about this don't you understand?
You're obviously fired,
Of your shit she's tired,
Now go and fuck off to Deutschland.
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3cl1ps3I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered Userregular
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If I bookmark, I just lose track of everything.
Things only get closed when Chrome crashes in a way that ruins restore, and I can't recall everything that was open.
google has spoiled me, i just need a vague idea of what the email was about and i can find it in my personal emails
outlook's search is unfortunately still shit, but i refuse to adjust to inferior technology, so i just spend minutes finding the exact wording i need to pull up an email
You notice how I put clues in quotes up there?
Because we've done it since Monday this week and every day the clues have been awful:
Day 1: I like the view up here! Not on the 5th floor balcony, or one of the lunch rooms with windows that look out over town, but in the 5th floor computer lab that has no windows.
Day 2: I'm chilling out after a rough day! Inside a piano on the first floor. See its by the door so its cold.
Day 3: I'm relaxing! Not in the room literally called the relaxation room, or any of the break rooms, no it was in an 'isolation' room in the satellite building across the street that none of the people who've been here for 10+ year even knew existed
Day 4: I see you! Sitting next to a plushie owl in the cafe.
Day 5: I can see you, can you see me?! In an elevator ontop of a Christmas decoration.
Seriously these are awful clues!
wish list
Steam wishlist
Etsy wishlist
Batman I've hidden 4 switches which can turn off my bombs and save Gotham. But you must solve my riddles!
Riddle #1: A place is dark and wet and full of dunk people!
Robin: It must be a dive bar!
Batman: Yeah but theres like 300 of those in Gotham
Is it...a black and white bo.
ITS A BLACK AND WHITE BOMB BATMAN!
because it's a FLAVORBOMB SUCKAS
Dogshit memory and not giving a fuck, mostly.
Just to clarify, only the first sentence is the clue?
Day 6: Here I am, right behind you. Don't turn around.
Day 7: Be a shame if a certain elf were to follow you home, wouldn't it?
Day 15: I want to play a game. If you find me I will leave your life forever. Where am I hidden in your house?
Day 173: Your nightmares fuel me, and there is no escape any longer. You are mine.
Day 728: This is your reality from now on.
My strategy is to work deep down in the backend caves.
I think I did pretty well though. If anything i might have rambled too much because every question I had an ocean of examples to pull from, such as what computer programs I have experience with.
You people are monsters.
Yes sorry, the first part is the clue and after the ! I put where he wound up being that day when he was found
Yeah uh this is my first year here and the email introducing the elf and the concept thereof was just
"Tee he he, I'm hiding and you can't find me!
-M "
(the elf's name is Mikey) It was not a comfortable thing
I'm not sure if that makes it worse or better. I can't decide.
At one point during 3rd period they suddenly puked in the classroom's garbage can and then just stayed in the class.
At one point the vice principal arrived and the substitute refused to leave (saying she could make it through the rest of the day). So the administrator went, got another teacher on their planning period, brought them to the class and forced the substitute to go home.
Somehow, somehow, I don't think this emergency substitute issue is going to continue for much longer because the actual substitutes keep shitting the bed.
Can you spare one or two to come take care of our office kitchen?
Is this a threat, do you think?
Well, they had to get it past your filter somehow.
I assume whoever picked up the envelope and noticed it was warm decided they wanted to get rid of it as quickly as possible..
She won a lawsuit
Against the library staff
We were fired
Not allowed
ON HER PROPERTY
We were no longer
ALLOWED
in the city
the state
or the country
We needed to go
back to
Germany"
Go back to Germany, y'all
Off my property.
what
What about this don't you understand?
You're obviously fired,
Of your shit she's tired,
Now go and fuck off to Deutschland.
It's been a slow hour at work.