honestly with christmas decorations and music constantly creeping into november, it was only a matter of time before thanksgiving made its move against the house of halloween.
honestly with christmas decorations and music constantly creeping into november, it was only a matter of time before thanksgiving made its move against the house of halloween.
We just have to wait for the inevitable candy corn crash
hot take the best part of the entire Thanksgiving meal is stuffing, fight me
Mashed potatoes with the proper amount of gravy are right up there fighting for that throne though. I will grant that a proper stuffing is definitely delicious.
Also, these guys are not to be overlooked:
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That's not a British Christmas, no one is pissed by midday.
It's an important step to protect against the succession of mild burns after putting way too much stuff in the oven and having to turn all the trays around, tetris style
No joke, my mom has no idea how to cook a turkey and she just roasts it within an inch of its poor bird life every year of my childhood.
Three years ago I decided to high jack Thanksgiving and did that recipe and she was not happy at how much more the family liked my bird.
Done Altons Thanksgiving menu to great success. Except the year I also did his cranberry cosmopolitan cocktails and I got black out drunk and woke up at like nine pm after passing out with my shoes on.
If y'all don't have canned Cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving, you're fuckin' up.
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i have no real love for actually eating canned cranberry sauce, and usually don't. but the shape! the shape. it simply must be present at the feast
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yeah, I maybe should have waited, but some subforums already have secret satan stuff going and I really like thanksgiving
Bonfire Night is soon though.
We just have to wait for the inevitable candy corn crash
that should be Thanksgiving!
which is fine
but the real fun will be a week later when we do a thanksgiving-style thing with all our friends
We let Lost Salient in
Mashed potatoes with the proper amount of gravy are right up there fighting for that throne though. I will grant that a proper stuffing is definitely delicious.
Also, these guys are not to be overlooked:
But that's English Xmas! They have crackers!
it's made out of the same materials as their smiles
It's an important step to protect against the succession of mild burns after putting way too much stuff in the oven and having to turn all the trays around, tetris style
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you take one look at Ben Grimm's expression and tell me he's not sudsed to the bejesus.
crash!
boom!
bang!
definitely ready for thanksgiving now
My personal favorite dish of the holiday though? Homemade cranberry sauce and all the deviled eggs I can eat. Yes, the end result is absolutely vile.
Walmart put out Christmas stuff two weeks ago here
Gotta be careful not to over-brine though. Too long in the brine and you'll get a juicy but bland turkey.
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Walmart can suck shit out of my juicy butthole.
Fuck Walmart.
Are you saying you soaked your butthole in brine?
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You don't?
Hey everybody, get a load of the guy with the dry, tasteless butthole over here.
Well
Never mind
Fuck I've been missing out this entire time!
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Re-lax-in’.
No, my butthole is naturally juicy.
Also fuck Walmart.
No joke, my mom has no idea how to cook a turkey and she just roasts it within an inch of its poor bird life every year of my childhood.
Three years ago I decided to high jack Thanksgiving and did that recipe and she was not happy at how much more the family liked my bird.
Done Altons Thanksgiving menu to great success. Except the year I also did his cranberry cosmopolitan cocktails and I got black out drunk and woke up at like nine pm after passing out with my shoes on.