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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    goddamnit, end of quarter today at 5pm and we're 300k short in sales of getting a bonus

    the target is 30% higher than the company's revenue from last year

    this is not fair :(

    Hmm I guess maybe you all should have worked harder 🤔

    I work internal IT so company sales aren't even a little bit anything to do with me which makes it extra bullshit

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Henroid I think as a practical rule it is not advisable to think that anything done on the forums can be hidden from the mod team

    Because I can tell you from experience that that is explicitly not the case

    So being vague about anything will not help you here, is all I'm saying :P
    It's the opposite of hiding it from the mod staff.

    All I'm saying is they have ways and means, Henroid

    Ways and means

    No politics in chat

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    did I mention I hate driving automatics because I hate driving automatics

    I have to make such serious effort to keep my left foot still. Whenever I have to unexpectedly stop I will do so abruptly because my left foot will slam down on a clutch that is not there.

    also I should wear a headset and tape over the rpm indicator to not get annoyed at the automatic gear

    if i drove anywhere driving were actually enjoyable, i might prefer a manual transmission, but 90% of my driving is boring commute or errand driving and automatic is just easier

    the only automatic I've driven for any amount of time was the M113, which was the least automatic automatic transmission in the world, so it's not even easier for me

    all the things that have become second nature are fighting me - trying not to stop uncomfortably/kill us all by getting rear ended by trying not to step on a non-existent clutch, making my passenger giggle because he saw my hand reach for the stick then stop, and grinding my teeth at noticing the rpm all the time yet being pretty much entirely passive about it

    my current car has a CVT so it doesn't even shift gears in a way that feels natural at all

    it took a long time to get used to it

    Does it not have all the gear bullshit added back in or did you pay extra to have the true CVT added?

    i don't know what this means

    all i know is my car shifts gears weird

    Some car manufacturers added "gear shifting" back into CVTs because people were worried about how it sounded.

    So it fake shifts, and they limit the range of the CVT (4-5 gear shifts max) so it's basically a really high-tech shitty version of a transmission instead of getting all the benefits of a CVT. If it doesn't sound like it's shifting, you've probably got the true CVT (they cost extra now because of all the bullshit).

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    navgoose wrote: »
    SCPs are short stories? Or something?

    Yea some are good some aren't, but they're reasonably well curated, some of them are quite entertaining to read while pooping or at work

    they all are in a shared universe and there are articles linked about how they interact with each other, it's pretty neat and would be a great setup for a tv series

    override367 on
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Henroid I think as a practical rule it is not advisable to think that anything done on the forums can be hidden from the mod team

    Because I can tell you from experience that that is explicitly not the case

    So being vague about anything will not help you here, is all I'm saying :P
    It's the opposite of hiding it from the mod staff.

    All I'm saying is they have ways and means, Henroid

    Ways and means

    No politics in chat

    i like this deep cut

    sig.gif
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2018
    I dressed up as Michael from "The Good Place" (not pictured: my TV's Ted Danson cardboard mask) and Hahnsboo went as Janet from "The Good Place":
    6n3iisp616lz.jpg

    Pretty simple costume with parts that we already had laying around (Purple vest and skirt, flower shirt for Janet, Grey Suit and bowtie for me). She bought a tiny cactus to complete the outfit.

    One of our friends (who looks remarkably like D'arcy Carden) liked the idea so much that she threw on some black clothes and did a Bad Janet impression:
    4rxmt75qp9vs.jpg

    Hahnsoo1 on
    8i1dt37buh2m.png
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    did I mention I hate driving automatics because I hate driving automatics

    I have to make such serious effort to keep my left foot still. Whenever I have to unexpectedly stop I will do so abruptly because my left foot will slam down on a clutch that is not there.

    also I should wear a headset and tape over the rpm indicator to not get annoyed at the automatic gear

    if i drove anywhere driving were actually enjoyable, i might prefer a manual transmission, but 90% of my driving is boring commute or errand driving and automatic is just easier

    the only automatic I've driven for any amount of time was the M113, which was the least automatic automatic transmission in the world, so it's not even easier for me

    all the things that have become second nature are fighting me - trying not to stop uncomfortably/kill us all by getting rear ended by trying not to step on a non-existent clutch, making my passenger giggle because he saw my hand reach for the stick then stop, and grinding my teeth at noticing the rpm all the time yet being pretty much entirely passive about it

    my current car has a CVT so it doesn't even shift gears in a way that feels natural at all

    it took a long time to get used to it

    Does it not have all the gear bullshit added back in or did you pay extra to have the true CVT added?

    i don't know what this means

    all i know is my car shifts gears weird

    Some car manufacturers added "gear shifting" back into CVTs because people were worried about how it sounded.

    So it fake shifts, and they limit the range of the CVT (4-5 gear shifts max) so it's basically a really high-tech shitty version of a transmission instead of getting all the benefits of a CVT. If it doesn't sound like it's shifting, you've probably got the true CVT (they cost extra now because of all the bullshit).

    if by doesn't sound like it's shifting you mean i don't get the like eeeEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE kind of sound to accelerating, then that is correct, it doesn't sound like that

    but honesly i have no idea

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    I dont know why im so upset, I guess I was never expecting to hear the alt right's words coming out of a person in my racially diverse 75% LBGTQ D&D group

    today is upsetting

    but free pizza that totally makes up for no bonus

    (It actually kind of will for at least a few minutes)

    override367 on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I love Halloween but I don't have a solid friend group here so no party or costume this year which is tiny bit depressing

    Also Siglet too small to trick r treat so we are gonna hand out candy and I'll lazily wear a witch hat I guess

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    I hope there are no trick or treaters at the apartment. I have no candy.

    Krathoon on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I dont know why im so upset, I guess I was never expecting to hear the alt right's words coming out of a person in my racially diverse 75% LBGTQ D&D group

    today is upsetting

    but free pizza that totally makes up for no bonus

    (It actually kind of will for at least a few minutes)

    People are the worst this is known.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I hope there are no trick or treaters at the apartment. I have no candy.
    By the laws of Hallowe'en, prepare thyself for a trick

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I hope there are no trick or treaters at the apartment. I have no candy.

    No candy?!
    *throws an egg at Krathoon's door*

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    Preacher wrote: »
    I dont know why im so upset, I guess I was never expecting to hear the alt right's words coming out of a person in my racially diverse 75% LBGTQ D&D group

    today is upsetting

    but free pizza that totally makes up for no bonus

    (It actually kind of will for at least a few minutes)

    People are the worst this is known.

    Sighhhh

    oh well this is exactly what deep dish pizza is for

    override367 on
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2018
    Also, last night, I went to my chorus rehearsal and did a group costume with some of my quartet buddies. We are the Triforce Heroes! (And a photobomb by my friend, Susan)

    6hkl9mtf4ppd.jpg

    EDIT: Blocked out real names on nametags, just in case nefarious Interwebz0rs find it.

    Hahnsoo1 on
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  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love Halloween but I don't have a solid friend group here so no party or costume this year which is tiny bit depressing

    Also Siglet too small to trick r treat so we are gonna hand out candy and I'll lazily wear a witch hat I guess

    Marriage is wonderful. She has a witch hat on tap and can deal with whichever kids are brave enough to come up to the slightly unkempt White People House in our otherwise very-Hispanic neighborhood. I can watch spooky stuff, or paint skeleton miniatures, or whatever in peace.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    The Charlie Brown Halloween cartoon suggested you can give out rocks as alternatives to candy.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tIhwITwhSg

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Oh I forgot to put this in the OP eszigummawdw.png

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Shiv is the Alex Jones of the wizarding world

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    did I mention I hate driving automatics because I hate driving automatics

    I have to make such serious effort to keep my left foot still. Whenever I have to unexpectedly stop I will do so abruptly because my left foot will slam down on a clutch that is not there.

    also I should wear a headset and tape over the rpm indicator to not get annoyed at the automatic gear

    if i drove anywhere driving were actually enjoyable, i might prefer a manual transmission, but 90% of my driving is boring commute or errand driving and automatic is just easier

    the only automatic I've driven for any amount of time was the M113, which was the least automatic automatic transmission in the world, so it's not even easier for me

    all the things that have become second nature are fighting me - trying not to stop uncomfortably/kill us all by getting rear ended by trying not to step on a non-existent clutch, making my passenger giggle because he saw my hand reach for the stick then stop, and grinding my teeth at noticing the rpm all the time yet being pretty much entirely passive about it

    my current car has a CVT so it doesn't even shift gears in a way that feels natural at all

    it took a long time to get used to it

    Does it not have all the gear bullshit added back in or did you pay extra to have the true CVT added?

    i don't know what this means

    all i know is my car shifts gears weird

    Some car manufacturers added "gear shifting" back into CVTs because people were worried about how it sounded.

    So it fake shifts, and they limit the range of the CVT (4-5 gear shifts max) so it's basically a really high-tech shitty version of a transmission instead of getting all the benefits of a CVT. If it doesn't sound like it's shifting, you've probably got the true CVT (they cost extra now because of all the bullshit).

    if by doesn't sound like it's shifting you mean i don't get the like eeeEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE kind of sound to accelerating, then that is correct, it doesn't sound like that

    but honesly i have no idea

    Does it sound like an old muscle car or like the batpod

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    I just read one about insects that basically do the cuckoo thing and take over an infant's body for succulence from the mother (I specifically didn't link it because of sig); I love the horrible ones that are like, flies and wasps nesting under your skin because that's a big phobia of mine, but this one's way too gross

    *continues reading*

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    did I mention I hate driving automatics because I hate driving automatics

    I have to make such serious effort to keep my left foot still. Whenever I have to unexpectedly stop I will do so abruptly because my left foot will slam down on a clutch that is not there.

    also I should wear a headset and tape over the rpm indicator to not get annoyed at the automatic gear

    if i drove anywhere driving were actually enjoyable, i might prefer a manual transmission, but 90% of my driving is boring commute or errand driving and automatic is just easier

    the only automatic I've driven for any amount of time was the M113, which was the least automatic automatic transmission in the world, so it's not even easier for me

    all the things that have become second nature are fighting me - trying not to stop uncomfortably/kill us all by getting rear ended by trying not to step on a non-existent clutch, making my passenger giggle because he saw my hand reach for the stick then stop, and grinding my teeth at noticing the rpm all the time yet being pretty much entirely passive about it

    my current car has a CVT so it doesn't even shift gears in a way that feels natural at all

    it took a long time to get used to it

    Does it not have all the gear bullshit added back in or did you pay extra to have the true CVT added?

    i don't know what this means

    all i know is my car shifts gears weird

    Some car manufacturers added "gear shifting" back into CVTs because people were worried about how it sounded.

    So it fake shifts, and they limit the range of the CVT (4-5 gear shifts max) so it's basically a really high-tech shitty version of a transmission instead of getting all the benefits of a CVT. If it doesn't sound like it's shifting, you've probably got the true CVT (they cost extra now because of all the bullshit).

    if by doesn't sound like it's shifting you mean i don't get the like eeeEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE kind of sound to accelerating, then that is correct, it doesn't sound like that

    but honesly i have no idea

    Does it sound like an old muscle car or like the batpod

    well it's also a hybrid, so it definitely doesn't sound like a muscle car

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    chanus what kind of nerd are you

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    We went X-men theme for our get-together on Saturday

    My beard and general hairiness lent itself toward Wolverine quite readily, and it also gave me an excuse to wear a torn tanktop with bandages covering my actual injured ribs :P

    'Fish went Jean Grey to be my appropriately enigmatic quasi-love-interest (and also it meant she got to wear a bodysuit, which was fun for everyone in my opinion)

    It was a co-mingling of our friend group and her sister's friend group and so it was a mild clusterfuck of an event as expected, but it was also a lot of fun <3

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    it's a 2016 ford fusion se hybrid nominally with a CVT

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I just read one about insects that basically do the cuckoo thing and take over an infant's body for succulence from the mother (I specifically didn't link it because of sig); I love the horrible ones that are like, flies and wasps nesting under your skin because that's a big phobia of mine, but this one's way too gross

    *continues reading*

    TOO SPOOPY 4 ME

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Oh I forgot to put this in the OP eszigummawdw.png

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    chanus what kind of nerd are you

    i unno not a good one

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • MilskiMilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Deltarune.com

    I ate an engineer
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i'm really good at puns and dad jokes and useless trivia

    that kind of nerd

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    If you literally never give your kids candy or McDonald’s ever, is that child abuse

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    If you literally never give your kids candy or McDonald’s ever, is that child abuse

    i don't like to make light of child abuse, diluting the meaning with frivolity

    but yes

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If you literally never give your kids candy or McDonald’s ever, is that child abuse

    i don't like to make light of child abuse, diluting the meaning with frivolity

    but yes

    How about if you deliberately keep sugar-free "candy" around and visible so your kid's friends eat it thinking they're getting candy and instead get neverending trips to the bathroom?

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If you literally never give your kids candy or McDonald’s ever, is that child abuse

    i don't like to make light of child abuse, diluting the meaning with frivolity

    but yes

    How about if you deliberately keep sugar-free "candy" around and visible so your kid's friends eat it thinking they're getting candy and instead get neverending trips to the bathroom?

    that does sound unfortunate

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    This has become one of those days where the only activity I can think of is laying down to sleep.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited October 2018
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I love Halloween but I don't have a solid friend group here so no party or costume this year which is tiny bit depressing

    Also Siglet too small to trick r treat so we are gonna hand out candy and I'll lazily wear a witch hat I guess

    last couple Halloweens we've gotten together with a few other families, had early dinner and socialized/drank a bit, and then took the kids around the neighborhood trick or treating

    as is maybe customary in suburbia, a few families do house parties on Halloween where you can stop in for a bit, have a beer or two, some snacks, etc

    generally p fun. not sure what the plan is for tonight but I assume something like that

    Sir Landshark on
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Give the kids sugar free gummy bears. That will go well.

  • DrLoserForHireXDrLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If you literally never give your kids candy or McDonald’s ever, is that child abuse

    i don't like to make light of child abuse, diluting the meaning with frivolity

    but yes

    How about if you deliberately keep sugar-free "candy" around and visible so your kid's friends eat it thinking they're getting candy and instead get neverending trips to the bathroom?

    Sugar free candy is a lie

    Like skim milk

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Auralynx wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    If you literally never give your kids candy or McDonald’s ever, is that child abuse

    i don't like to make light of child abuse, diluting the meaning with frivolity

    but yes

    How about if you deliberately keep sugar-free "candy" around and visible so your kid's friends eat it thinking they're getting candy and instead get neverending trips to the bathroom?

    that does sound unfortunate

    Not me, but very definitely the deliberate and longstanding policy of a childhood friend's folks. As one of the earliest to realize what was going on I did get the occasional joy of not warning someone.

  • DrLoserForHireXDrLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    hello boners, bonerettes, and non boner entities (butts)

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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