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This has become one of those days where the only activity I can think of is laying down to sleep.
I had a discussion with my therapist last night that went basically like this:
Shiv: I have fears about various things, but I can't tell whether or not I'm paranoid, or where that line lies, because if I asked myself about it four years ago, I'd say that they were. <lists things>
Her: No that's not paranoid and also you're super reasoned about all of it.
Shiv: I mean I guess I'm glad that my thoughts aren't clinically worrying, but also ahhhhhhh
If you literally never give your kids candy or McDonald’s ever, is that child abuse
i don't like to make light of child abuse, diluting the meaning with frivolity
but yes
How about if you deliberately keep sugar-free "candy" around and visible so your kid's friends eat it thinking they're getting candy and instead get neverending trips to the bathroom?
Sugar free candy is a lie
Like skim milk
Its just water LYING ABOUT BEING MILK!
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
mysticjuicer[he/him] I'm a muscle wizardand I cast P U N C HRegistered Userregular
aw yeah halloween!
gonna have tacos, watch the Elvira movie with a couple friends, maybe drink some rum and cokes, and give out fistfuls of candy to everyone who comes by because there are never more than 10 of them total
Me: I should do something. I have a ton of things I need to do and a ton of things that I enjoy doing I could do.
Me hours later: Why did I do none of those things!
Couscous on
+4
ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
This has become one of those days where the only activity I can think of is laying down to sleep.
I had a discussion with my therapist last night that went basically like this:
Shiv: I have fears about various things, but I can't tell whether or not I'm paranoid, or where that line lies, because if I asked myself about it four years ago, I'd say that they were. <lists things>
Her: No that's not paranoid and also you're super reasoned about all of it.
Shiv: I mean I guess I'm glad that my thoughts aren't clinically worrying, but also ahhhhhhh
hello boners, bonerettes, and non boner entities (butts)
Everything's either a phallus or an orifice with you isn't it
Never even looking at my secondary erogenous zones
shut up you piece of meat
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I woke up this morning thinking about the nap i was going to take this afternoon
Like
I know it's coming
Soon my love
soon i will have you
so sleepy
so calm
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I always buy candy even though in the 10 years I've lived where i live I have not ever had trick or treaters. I just know the one fucking time I dont...
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
This has become one of those days where the only activity I can think of is laying down to sleep.
I had a discussion with my therapist last night that went basically like this:
Shiv: I have fears about various things, but I can't tell whether or not I'm paranoid, or where that line lies, because if I asked myself about it four years ago, I'd say that they were. <lists things>
Her: No that's not paranoid and also you're super reasoned about all of it.
Shiv: I mean I guess I'm glad that my thoughts aren't clinically worrying, but also ahhhhhhh
my therapy sessions are similar like
i'm here about my anxiety
do you have trouble meeting people?
no
having conversations?
no
doing things alone that are unfamiliar?
no
ummm
yeeeaaahhhh
I am anxious and as a consequence constantly on the border of what feels like paranoia, but if I ever bring it up people always inform me that I'm actually super logical about it all. Which is great, except the stuff I'm worried about being paranoid about is always some Cassandra shit. I kept "joking" about wanting to move to Canada shortly after Querry and I moved in, but she wasn't down with it, until the path to my worries took clear form.
+1
Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
did I mention I hate driving automatics because I hate driving automatics
I have to make such serious effort to keep my left foot still. Whenever I have to unexpectedly stop I will do so abruptly because my left foot will slam down on a clutch that is not there.
also I should wear a headset and tape over the rpm indicator to not get annoyed at the automatic gear
I had to drive a manual today for the first time in two years. It is terrible
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I've been with most of my therapy team for long enough that my sessions usually start on really weird tangents
"Did you know the Pope is also the King of Vatican City? I learned that today."
"And how has this past week been with your conflicting feelings of guilt and resentment when it comes to your relationship with your father?"
"It's technically a democratic non-hereditary absolute monarchy. Vatican City, I mean. That's wild, right?"
"Did you attempt the writing assignment I gave you during our last session?"
"Citizenship in Vatican City is a thing. You can be a citizen of Vatican City - but it's basically a temporary benefit while you're employed there. It's weird. The whole thing is weird."
like the basic format is the as a file describing containment of and description of a Thing
some articles, that's all, others use that framework to go into more detail by telling a little story through incident logs or whatever they append to it
and the site also have stories that are written without the framework of being a file
I actually just lightly brushed the side of my ear and my earlobe and shuddered in erotic exhilaration
like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes he scouted the virgin Pacific
licking his lips
mmmm
that virginal ocean
gonna sail all over it
with my big ol boat
batten my hatches
batten them down real hard
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I've been with most of my therapy team for long enough that my sessions usually start on really weird tangents
"Did you know the Pope is also the King of Vatican City? I learned that today."
"And how has this past week been with your conflicting feelings of guilt and resentment when it comes to your relationship with your father?"
"It's technically a democratic non-hereditary absolute monarchy. Vatican City, I mean. That's wild, right?"
"Did you attempt the writing assignment I gave you during our last session?"
"Citizenship in Vatican City is a thing. You can be a citizen of Vatican City - but it's basically a temporary benefit while you're employed there. It's weird. The whole thing is weird."
"Brad."
Kneel before King-Pope
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
+2
Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
like the basic format is the as a file describing containment of and description of a Thing
some articles, that's all, others use that framework to go into more detail by telling a little story through incident logs or whatever they append to it
and the site also have stories that are written without the framework of being a file
I still find new fanart floating around of my SCP every once in a while.
Posts
I am very distracted today.
Dally in bed with me all the day long
I had a discussion with my therapist last night that went basically like this:
Shiv: I have fears about various things, but I can't tell whether or not I'm paranoid, or where that line lies, because if I asked myself about it four years ago, I'd say that they were. <lists things>
Her: No that's not paranoid and also you're super reasoned about all of it.
Shiv: I mean I guess I'm glad that my thoughts aren't clinically worrying, but also ahhhhhhh
Its just water LYING ABOUT BEING MILK!
pleasepaypreacher.net
gonna have tacos, watch the Elvira movie with a couple friends, maybe drink some rum and cokes, and give out fistfuls of candy to everyone who comes by because there are never more than 10 of them total
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have developed a blood blister on the bottom of my foot, which is impressive >_>
They're comfortable! But apparently they support my foot in a very different way than my summer shoes do / did
uh oh you're actually in a live action persona game
is that the right reference
I hope it is
also winky wanna compile a bunch of criminal justice stats for me I hear that's your bag now (ps your project is super cool!!)
By which I mean I've started eating the box of sweets we've been keeping aside
Me hours later: Why did I do none of those things!
my therapy sessions are similar like
i'm here about my anxiety
do you have trouble meeting people?
no
having conversations?
no
doing things alone that are unfamiliar?
no
ummm
yeeeaaahhhh
Everything's either a phallus or an orifice with you isn't it
Never even looking at my secondary erogenous zones
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
(source)
I guess my thread wasn't spooky enough.
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Your tiddies
Time, time, time, woah
I've been burned for the last time
My god, the hordes
I see the back of your knees, bb
I know what you like
Do you legit need some, because I definitely have the hook-ups for that.
They're so protected, yet so ticklish, so delicate... what sort of pervert god would
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
like, schoolgirls? persona games?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
All of the above
shut up you piece of meat
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The downstairs lights are turned off, and the curtains are drawn
With any luck this tub of Swizzels Matlow will be mine, all mine
well
haven't bought any candy with the intention of handing it out
since no one came by last year
Like
I know it's coming
Soon my love
soon i will have you
so sleepy
so calm
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
pleasepaypreacher.net
I am anxious and as a consequence constantly on the border of what feels like paranoia, but if I ever bring it up people always inform me that I'm actually super logical about it all. Which is great, except the stuff I'm worried about being paranoid about is always some Cassandra shit. I kept "joking" about wanting to move to Canada shortly after Querry and I moved in, but she wasn't down with it, until the path to my worries took clear form.
I had to drive a manual today for the first time in two years. It is terrible
"Did you know the Pope is also the King of Vatican City? I learned that today."
"And how has this past week been with your conflicting feelings of guilt and resentment when it comes to your relationship with your father?"
"It's technically a democratic non-hereditary absolute monarchy. Vatican City, I mean. That's wild, right?"
"Did you attempt the writing assignment I gave you during our last session?"
"Citizenship in Vatican City is a thing. You can be a citizen of Vatican City - but it's basically a temporary benefit while you're employed there. It's weird. The whole thing is weird."
"Brad."
like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes he scouted the virgin Pacific
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
yeah, sorta
like the basic format is the as a file describing containment of and description of a Thing
some articles, that's all, others use that framework to go into more detail by telling a little story through incident logs or whatever they append to it
and the site also have stories that are written without the framework of being a file
licking his lips
mmmm
that virginal ocean
gonna sail all over it
with my big ol boat
batten my hatches
batten them down real hard
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
http://www.scp-wiki.net/antimemetics-division-hub
as it suggest, read this first
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-055
then the There Is No Antimemetics Division stories
This made me think of being kissed on the neck
I won’t lie to you, Eduardo; the tingle went to every damn place
Kneel before King-Pope
Yes i spent like 2 hrs last night digging thru BJS stats with only limited success
@winky
I still find new fanart floating around of my SCP every once in a while.