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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    my bet is prime 4 trailer at E3 next year

    I've said before that similar to how this year's E3 was Smash-focused, the year before that(?) was Odyssey, and the year before that was BotW, next year is going to be the Prime 4 show. That wouldn't necessarily preclude a trailer tonight, though.

  • YukiraYukira Original Blue Cat Do Not StealRegistered User regular
    Jumpman is Mega Man to Mario's Mega Man X.

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  • Moth 13Moth 13 Volcaregular Registered User regular
    Jumpmandrag Ganon.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Jumpandshootmannondorf

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    Jumpman is Mega Man to Mario's Mega Man X.

    I want to make a joke about how I like original flavor Mega Man games more than MMX games but it's not working in my head

  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    no you see Jumpman is just another name for Mario. but why is Cranky Kong old and Mario still brown haired and sprightly? Well that's simple, humans age more slowly than apes. If you'll just look at this graph I've prepared...

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    As much as I hate to contradict the flawless logic of canon Mario filmme Super Mario Bros. (1993), I choose to believe his full name is Jumpman Mario but everyone started calling him by his last name after he became a hero.

    Don't get it it twisted, I'm still cute as hell tho.
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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Mario didn't just steal Cranky's son. He stole his youth

    Don't get it it twisted, I'm still cute as hell tho.
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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Mario bathes in the blood of virgins to refresh his youth and vanity, which is why he's 24

    Its easy because noone in the mushroom kingdom fucks

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  • I ZimbraI Zimbra Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    no you see Jumpman is just another name for Mario. but why is Cranky Kong old and Mario still brown haired and sprightly? Well that's simple, humans age more slowly than apes. If you'll just look at this graph I've prepared...

    Counterpoint: Mario is not human. Exhibit A:

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    As you can see, Mario has nipples but no belly button.

    Thus he must be of a species that produces milk but does not give birth to live young.

    QED Mario some kind of monotreme. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Blooper fucks

    All Along The Watchtower: A DCAU Podcast.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blooper fucks

    Okay except blooper, blooper definitely fucks

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    Yoshi fucked once, but threw the wrong egg and never fucked again

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Charge 'em Chuck fucks for sure.

    It's always akward though because he always yells "I'm gonna chuck" at the end.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    Charge 'em Chuck fucks for sure.

    It's always akward though because he always yells "I'm gonna chuck" at the end.
    Chuck brags that he fucks but always goes home alone and says that quietly to himself when jerkin it

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  • ThePantsAssociationThePantsAssociation A million could-be years on a thousand may-be worldsRegistered User regular
    edited December 7
    Donkey Kong is the son of Cranky from the adult timeline where Jumpman is defeated and sealed away. This leads to the flood and Mario Sunshine.

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Raving Rabbit Registered User regular
    edited December 7
    I never saw it coming.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Oh my god

    There’s gonna be Smash remixes of Persona music

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Dr. Jumpan Mario fought Cranky Kong and fathered the Mario Bros.

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  • NorgothNorgoth Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    I never saw it coming.


    The real neat thing here is either

    A) The restriction on appearing in a Nintendo console are gone

    Or

    B) Persona 5 is coming to switch.

    Legacy
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Norgoth wrote: »
    Reynolds wrote: »
    I never saw it coming.


    The real neat thing here is either

    A) The restriction on appearing in a Nintendo console are gone

    Or

    B) Persona 5 is coming to switch.

    (he's in the persona Q game on the switch)

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  • NorgothNorgoth Registered User regular
    Norgoth wrote: »
    Reynolds wrote: »
    I never saw it coming.


    The real neat thing here is either

    A) The restriction on appearing in a Nintendo console are gone

    Or

    B) Persona 5 is coming to switch.

    (he's in the persona Q game on the switch)

    Well shit.

  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue Registered User regular
    Norgoth wrote: »
    Norgoth wrote: »
    Reynolds wrote: »
    I never saw it coming.


    The real neat thing here is either

    A) The restriction on appearing in a Nintendo console are gone

    Or

    B) Persona 5 is coming to switch.

    (he's in the persona Q game on the switch)

    Well shit.

    But also I hope this means Persona 5 on Switch.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Persona 5 should be on Switch yes

    Don't get it it twisted, I'm still cute as hell tho.
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  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    When I woke up and glanced at Joker in my news feed I thought it was going to be Joker from Batman and the Arkham games were going to be ported to the switch.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    When I woke up and glanced at Joker in my news feed I thought it was going to be Joker from Batman and the Arkham games were going to be ported to the switch.

    Okay you've found the positive spin for this for me--it's not that Joker

    Don't get it it twisted, I'm still cute as hell tho.
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    When I woke up and glanced at Joker in my news feed I thought it was going to be Joker from Batman and the Arkham games were going to be ported to the switch.

    This would be the worst thing in video games

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Please also put Persona 4 on Switch.

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  • KizmittKizmitt Registered User regular
    It took 4 years for FF7 to come to a nintendo console so P5 will probably make it's way over eventually.

  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    How is that even a competition?

    It's always going to be a Mario Party.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    Because it says "Secretly". Mario Party schisms are rarely a secret to anybody

    Don't get it it twisted, I'm still cute as hell tho.
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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Because it says "Secretly". Mario Party schisms are rarely a secret to anybody

    Oh, in that case it should go to Destiny 2.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I am about as uninvested in Smash as one can be, and I’m still salty about a friend beating me in the finals of a friendly tournament four years ago when his Zero Suit Santa just barely took down my Shulk

    So I’m gonna say Smash

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    I don't mind losing in a close match in Smash.

    I extremely mind losing in a blowout match in Smash

    Don't get it it twisted, I'm still cute as hell tho.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I am about as uninvested in Smash as one can be, and I’m still salty about a friend beating me in the finals of a friendly tournament four years ago when his Zero Suit Santa just barely took down my Shulk

    So I’m gonna say Smash

    I really like the possibilities this autocorrect introduces

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I am about as uninvested in Smash as one can be, and I’m still salty about a friend beating me in the finals of a friendly tournament four years ago when his Zero Suit Santa just barely took down my Shulk

    So I’m gonna say Smash

    I really like the possibilities this autocorrect introduces

    Quick where's Kurt Russell

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited December 7
    Zonugal wrote: »
    How is that even a competition?

    It's always going to be a Mario Party.

    Because some of us have played Overcooked multiplayer.

    Besides, it says that it also has to be fun.

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Since it is on sale and Nintendo games are never on sale and who knows when I might really want a big-ass JRPG, I have bought the Xenoblade Chronicles 2

    I hope it is good, when I play it

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Everything I've seen of it makes me think I wouldn't like it. I mean I'd probably like the complicated jurp part well enough but the story and characters seem, for the most part to be... kind of garbage? but that's just from a cursory glance

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