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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I've never played it, was just going off critical reception

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I have almost no knowledge or deep connection to Samus, which I think puts me in the layman's perspective regarding how one perceives Samus?

    And I recognize she has been overly sexualized over the years.

    But I have never thought her as someone who let fear into her heart.

    Samus shows up and she clears house, son. She's a badass who doesn't take your bullshit.

    At least, that has always been my read of her.

    This is the read of Samus that game designers outside of Nintendo tend to bring to the character

    If you play the Metroid Prime games, or Samus Returns on the 3DS, that's very much the Samus you will get

    Also she does have a softer side, but it's not one of emotional compromise, but of compassion, as seen in her canonical love of animals (dachora, etecoons, Pikachu)

    I think you could argue that the first non-murder characterization she gets is opting not to kill the Metroid hatchling, because who would kill baby animals that aren't immediately aggressive really

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    It really feels like a case where Sakamoto needs some sort of controlling influence. In the early days, it was Yokoi and really the tech itself. With Prime, Sakamoto was distant on the project. Fusion, "dread," and that lineage were directly controlled by Sakamoto -- as was Other M.

    Honestly? I really hope they don't have Sakamoto involved with 4 beyond a Producer credit. Given that Other M has been pretty much panned (which is VERY rare for a Nintendo game), and Federation Force was savaged on announcement, Nintendo has to know that Metroid's reputation is kind of crappy right now.

    Nintendo games getting panned is not really that rare!

    The wii U had a couple really atrocious first party games (Kirby, star fox zero)

    The switch hasn't really yet but there haven't been that many games for it, though Arms didn't exactly light the critical world on fire

    I'd completely and utterly forgot about StarFox Zero. Nevermind me, carry on!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    It really feels like a case where Sakamoto needs some sort of controlling influence. In the early days, it was Yokoi and really the tech itself. With Prime, Sakamoto was distant on the project. Fusion, "dread," and that lineage were directly controlled by Sakamoto -- as was Other M.

    Honestly? I really hope they don't have Sakamoto involved with 4 beyond a Producer credit. Given that Other M has been pretty much panned (which is VERY rare for a Nintendo game), and Federation Force was savaged on announcement, Nintendo has to know that Metroid's reputation is kind of crappy right now.

    Nintendo games getting panned is not really that rare!

    The wii U had a couple really atrocious first party games (Kirby, star fox zero)

    The switch hasn't really yet but there haven't been that many games for it, though Arms didn't exactly light the critical world on fire

    I'd completely and utterly forgot about StarFox Zero. Nevermind me, carry on!

    It's understandable, that game basically fell off a cliff, conversationally-speaking

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Reminder that the Western canon had Samus as six fucking three and one hundred ninety eight pounds.

    She was a muscle beast.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    arms really didn't deserve the shit it got

    it's nothing revolutionary but it is a fun game

    Arms sold like 2 million copies while slotted between Mario kart and Splatoon. I think it did pretty well

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    I liked arms a lot and was sad it didnt get more popular

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Samus barely speaks galactic japanese, just enough to do business

    She does not bathe and stinks like shit, but she will go outside when it rains for hygeine

    She's really into oviposition porn

    She likes squidpunk music

    She lives on her ship away from society and only uses money for ship and suit parts

    She hunts and gathers for food

    She is a furry and actively posts on furry chats

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Samus barely speaks galactic japanese, just enough to do business

    She does not bathe and stinks like shit, but she will go outside when it rains for hygeine

    She's really into oviposition porn

    She likes squidpunk music

    She lives on her ship away from society and only uses money for ship and suit parts

    She hunts and gathers for food

    She is a furry and actively posts on furry chats

    Also she's trans

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Canon states she is also 12,000 years old

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Does Samus own figurines of her favorite squidpunk vocaloids

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Does Samus own figurines of her favorite squidpunk vocaloids

    All of them

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I have almost no knowledge or deep connection to Samus, which I think puts me in the layman's perspective regarding how one perceives Samus?

    And I recognize she has been overly sexualized over the years.

    But I have never thought her as someone who let fear into her heart.

    Samus shows up and she clears house, son. She's a badass who doesn't take your bullshit.

    At least, that has always been my read of her.

    that's very much the popular perception of her

    turns out the guy who created her just thinks of her as his soft delicate anime wife

    Well fuck that guy. Samus should go beat him up.

    He also made Warioware and is why classic wario games sort of vanished
    Well this part I have no problem with

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Canon states she is also 12,000 years old

    Sorry what

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I have almost no knowledge or deep connection to Samus, which I think puts me in the layman's perspective regarding how one perceives Samus?

    And I recognize she has been overly sexualized over the years.

    But I have never thought her as someone who let fear into her heart.

    Samus shows up and she clears house, son. She's a badass who doesn't take your bullshit.

    At least, that has always been my read of her.

    that's very much the popular perception of her

    turns out the guy who created her just thinks of her as his soft delicate anime wife

    Well fuck that guy. Samus should go beat him up.

    He also made Warioware and is why classic wario games sort of vanished
    Well this part I have no problem with

    The classic Wario games are good and it's bad we don't get them anymore

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    They never did much for more and Warioware is one of my favorite Nintendo franchises and, IMO, a way more interesting direction for Wario than "greedy fat Mario" so personally I am perfectly fine with them dying so Warioware may live

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Canon states she is also 12,000 years old

    Sorry what
    Chozo years are weird

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    They never did much for more and Warioware is one of my favorite Nintendo franchises and, IMO, a way more interesting direction for Wario than "greedy fat Mario" so personally I am perfectly fine with them dying so Warioware may live

    We could always have both?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    They never did much for more and Warioware is one of my favorite Nintendo franchises and, IMO, a way more interesting direction for Wario than "greedy fat Mario" so personally I am perfectly fine with them dying so Warioware may live

    There's absolutely no reason that would have to happen though. I don't care for WarioWare at all but I'm not clamoring for them to cancel it, just make new Wario platformers also.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    They never did much for more and Warioware is one of my favorite Nintendo franchises and, IMO, a way more interesting direction for Wario than "greedy fat Mario" so personally I am perfectly fine with them dying so Warioware may live

    We could always have both?
    Apparently Nintendo disagrees!

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Nintendo's the one developer where I most commonly feel the concrete reality of their limited developer resources, because there are always things I'd like them to make that aren't getting made because the relevant teams are making something else

    Also they hate redundancy so much it pushes into deeply inconvenient territory (the Paper Mario Problem)

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Nintendo's the one developer where I most commonly feel the concrete reality of their limited developer resources, because there are always things I'd like them to make that aren't getting made because the relevant teams are making something else

    Also they hate redundancy so much it pushes into deeply inconvenient territory (the Paper Mario Problem)

    I wish, so badly, that they'd either remake F-Zero GX/AX in HD, or ideally they'd revisit it and make a next-next-next gen F-Zero...

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    What would the hook be, though? You think "we haven't had one in 15 actual years, wow, look at the calendar" is a good enough reason to have more F-Zero??? Get out of my office

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Just do the reverse of Mario Kart 8 and give the vehicles tires

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    What would the hook be, though? You think "we haven't had one in 15 actual years, wow, look at the calendar" is a good enough reason to have more F-Zero??? Get out of my office

    Online.

    Wait... this is Nintendo, shit.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    What if F-Zero

    but Trackmania?

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    What would the hook be, though? You think "we haven't had one in 15 actual years, wow, look at the calendar" is a good enough reason to have more F-Zero??? Get out of my office

    I dont think it is to be honest.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    What if F-Zero

    but Trackmania?

    Thousands of space hover cars backing up from the starting line and honking wildly

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    What if F-Zero

    but Trackmania?

    Sorry, I never owned a 64DD when they did that.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Canon states she is also 12,000 years old

    Sorry what

    I made something up because I wanted to be part of the group

    I'm sorry =(

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    What would the hook be, though? You think "we haven't had one in 15 actual years, wow, look at the calendar" is a good enough reason to have more F-Zero??? Get out of my office

    I dont think it is to be honest.

    Wait, why? You can't play a modern F-Zero in any way right now. By a lot of metrics there is no modern F-Zero. MK8 doesn't actually scratch the F-Zero itch, it's aesthetically removed and mechanically distinct!

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    What would the hook be, though? You think "we haven't had one in 15 actual years, wow, look at the calendar" is a good enough reason to have more F-Zero??? Get out of my office

    I dont think it is to be honest.

    Wait, why? You can't play a modern F-Zero in any way right now. By a lot of metrics there is no modern F-Zero. MK8 doesn't actually scratch the F-Zero itch, it's aesthetically removed and mechanically distinct!

    Hell, the whole extreme racer genre seems to have died except for Fast RMX, who were obviously trying to audition to make an F-zero game but it just doesn't feel right. I just want some futuristic arcadey racer action that I can watch speedrunners break six ways from sunday, okay?

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I have almost no knowledge or deep connection to Samus, which I think puts me in the layman's perspective regarding how one perceives Samus?

    And I recognize she has been overly sexualized over the years.

    But I have never thought her as someone who let fear into her heart.

    Samus shows up and she clears house, son. She's a badass who doesn't take your bullshit.

    At least, that has always been my read of her.

    that's very much the popular perception of her

    turns out the guy who created her just thinks of her as his soft delicate anime wife

    Well fuck that guy. Samus should go beat him up.

    He also made Warioware and is why classic wario games sort of vanished
    Well this part I have no problem with

    The classic Wario games are good and it's bad we don't get them anymore

    the last one in that style was what, wario land shake it for wii? that game kicked ass and its only crime was being too short, but im sure all the hand drawn assets was a strain on development

    but I also love wario ware too

    gimme a new wario land game for switch

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    F-zero GX was so hard it made me cry


    I would love if they remade it in hd

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    i was really bummed out when they put the f-zero stuff in mario kart because they acknowledged it without giving me even remotely what I wanted

    except I guess the sax-heavy big blue remix, that was pretty good

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    This past Saturday I attended a holiday party with friends and around 2 a.m. we played some Mario Kart: Double Dash.

    Why didn't any of the unique aspects of that game carry over to the rest of the series?

    It's my favorite in the franchise and I honestly think every game afterward has been a step down in quality.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Double dash was the last mario kart game I liked

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I have yet to play a mario kart game I didn't like

    It does astound me that double dash's coop mechanics haven't come back though

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Was Double Dash before or after Mario Kart Advance? Because I dumped a LOT of time into that game back in my first stint in college, and then the cart disappeared on me somewhere along the line.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I have yet to play a mario kart game I didn't like

    It does astound me that double dash's coop mechanics haven't come back though

    Or each character having a unique item!

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