5. lamentations - it's just poems about how fucked everything is.
4. genesis - it would be improper not to list the o.g. book, y'know? you don't get a jason takes manhattan without a mama voorhees, after all!!
3. 1 kings - all about that saul
2. job - i just realate to it, y'know??
1. judges - this is basically the plot of every sword and sandals movie, only with god oopin' them alleys
Of all the stupid things on this earth
I never thought I’d be sitting at work nodding along to people listing Old Testament books thinking “mm, yeah, yeah, that’s a decent list”
5. lamentations - it's just poems about how fucked everything is.
4. genesis - it would be improper not to list the o.g. book, y'know? you don't get a jason takes manhattan without a mama voorhees, after all!!
3. 1 kings - all about that saul
2. job - i just realate to it, y'know??
1. judges - this is basically the plot of every sword and sandals movie, only with god oopin' them alleys
Of all the stupid things on this earth
I never thought I’d be sitting at work nodding along to people listing Old Testament books thinking “mm, yeah, yeah, that’s a decent list”
5. lamentations - it's just poems about how fucked everything is.
4. genesis - it would be improper not to list the o.g. book, y'know? you don't get a jason takes manhattan without a mama voorhees, after all!!
3. 1 kings - all about that saul
2. job - i just realate to it, y'know??
1. judges - this is basically the plot of every sword and sandals movie, only with god oopin' them alleys
Of all the stupid things on this earth
I never thought I’d be sitting at work nodding along to people listing Old Testament books thinking “mm, yeah, yeah, that’s a decent list”
only decent????
let's see your list, sir
dude you didn't include Judith, the book about a badass widow who stone cold murders a general, then takes his head and shows it to everyone, all like "pfft this wasn't even hard, y'all whine too much"
and then she lived as an asskicking single woman for the rest of her life because she was too much for all those chumps
5. lamentations - it's just poems about how fucked everything is.
4. genesis - it would be improper not to list the o.g. book, y'know? you don't get a jason takes manhattan without a mama voorhees, after all!!
3. 1 kings - all about that saul
2. job - i just realate to it, y'know??
1. judges - this is basically the plot of every sword and sandals movie, only with god oopin' them alleys
Of all the stupid things on this earth
I never thought I’d be sitting at work nodding along to people listing Old Testament books thinking “mm, yeah, yeah, that’s a decent list”
only decent????
let's see your list, sir
dude you didn't include Judith, the book about a badass widow who stone cold murders a general, then takes his head and shows it to everyone, all like "pfft this wasn't even hard, y'all whine too much"
and then she lived as an asskicking single woman for the rest of her life because she was too much for all those chumps
5. lamentations - it's just poems about how fucked everything is.
4. genesis - it would be improper not to list the o.g. book, y'know? you don't get a jason takes manhattan without a mama voorhees, after all!!
3. 1 kings - all about that saul
2. job - i just realate to it, y'know??
1. judges - this is basically the plot of every sword and sandals movie, only with god oopin' them alleys
Of all the stupid things on this earth
I never thought I’d be sitting at work nodding along to people listing Old Testament books thinking “mm, yeah, yeah, that’s a decent list”
only decent????
let's see your list, sir
dude you didn't include Judith, the book about a badass widow who stone cold murders a general, then takes his head and shows it to everyone, all like "pfft this wasn't even hard, y'all whine too much"
and then she lived as an asskicking single woman for the rest of her life because she was too much for all those chumps
where's.
your.
list???
ugh, fine
in no particular order:
Exodus - the original liberation story. too good and too cool not to be in the top five.
Enoch - it's full of demons and fallen angels, one of the most metal books of the bible.
Judith - aforementioned reasons
Joshua - A bunch of Jews yell at a city so hard it falls down.
Ezekiel - Zeke eats a book. Later he rides a flaming chariot into heaven.
Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
VI
IX
XII
V
IV
I
XV
XIV
XI
VII
X
III
XIII
VIII
II
I really like everything from X on up and count them among some of my favorite games (with VI being my number one all time favorite). Everything below... meh.
The Escape Goatincorrigible ruminantthey/themRegistered Userregular
edited January 2019
I want to give one of these FFs a try but considering my Bravely Default experience and how hard FFVII's opening turned me off of the PC port I'm afraid I don't actually like that style of RPG.
i honestly think ff viii might be my favorite? like i dunno, maybe it's because i haven't been able to play it in a while but i just really dug everything about it
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
i honestly think ff viii might be my favorite? like i dunno, maybe it's because i haven't been able to play it in a while but i just really dug everything about it
Final Fantasy 8 is one of my favorite games in the series at least partially because it is so earnest about going in on its bullshit
He could punch the ground so hard it would open a rift in the earth and spew fire up at the enemy
He could jump into the air, focus his power, and then literally punch through the enemy, leaving behind a ball of energy that would explode after like five solid seconds of nothing happening
He could backflip kick the enemy over and over and over, just rising higher every time, until he and the enemy were in the upper atmosphere, at which point he would punch them down to the ground
He could charge up energy for a punch, run past the enemy, go all the way around the planet, and then punch them
OK, I'm caught up and I'm very impressed with the fact that this thread turned into a Torah study group - but also I kind of feel like if the developers of the Final Fantasy franchise heard about this, they would just lie back in their beds with a beatific smile and fade from this world, their great work finally complete.
He could punch the ground so hard it would open a rift in the earth and spew fire up at the enemy
He could jump into the air, focus his power, and then literally punch through the enemy, leaving behind a ball of energy that would explode after like five solid seconds of nothing happening
He could backflip kick the enemy over and over and over, just rising higher every time, until he and the enemy were in the upper atmosphere, at which point he would punch them down to the ground
He could charge up energy for a punch, run past the enemy, go all the way around the planet, and then punch them
I’m about midway through a replay of 8 (slightly interrupted by kh2) and I am loving it overall, though the amount of extremely easily missable stuff is a little irritating.
I wasn’t a huge fan of it when I played it as a teen, but revisiting it today the characters and plot are a ton of fun. It’s moved up from very low to probably middle of the pack in my series rankings (which change based on my mood so I’m not posting em), mostly held back because I’m still not a fan of the junction system.
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WACriminalDying Is Easy, Young ManLiving Is HarderRegistered Userregular
5. lamentations - it's just poems about how fucked everything is.
4. genesis - it would be improper not to list the o.g. book, y'know? you don't get a jason takes manhattan without a mama voorhees, after all!!
3. 1 kings - all about that saul
2. job - i just realate to it, y'know??
1. judges - this is basically the plot of every sword and sandals movie, only with god oopin' them alleys
Of all the stupid things on this earth
I never thought I’d be sitting at work nodding along to people listing Old Testament books thinking “mm, yeah, yeah, that’s a decent list”
only decent????
let's see your list, sir
dude you didn't include Judith, the book about a badass widow who stone cold murders a general, then takes his head and shows it to everyone, all like "pfft this wasn't even hard, y'all whine too much"
and then she lived as an asskicking single woman for the rest of her life because she was too much for all those chumps
where's.
your.
list???
ugh, fine
in no particular order:
Exodus - the original liberation story. too good and too cool not to be in the top five.
Enoch - it's full of demons and fallen angels, one of the most metal books of the bible.
Judith - aforementioned reasons
Joshua - A bunch of Jews yell at a city so hard it falls down.
Ezekiel - Zeke eats a book. Later he rides a flaming chariot into heaven.
No love for Song of Solomon in here? I mean...
Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies.
5. lamentations - it's just poems about how fucked everything is.
4. genesis - it would be improper not to list the o.g. book, y'know? you don't get a jason takes manhattan without a mama voorhees, after all!!
3. 1 kings - all about that saul
2. job - i just realate to it, y'know??
1. judges - this is basically the plot of every sword and sandals movie, only with god oopin' them alleys
Of all the stupid things on this earth
I never thought I’d be sitting at work nodding along to people listing Old Testament books thinking “mm, yeah, yeah, that’s a decent list”
only decent????
let's see your list, sir
dude you didn't include Judith, the book about a badass widow who stone cold murders a general, then takes his head and shows it to everyone, all like "pfft this wasn't even hard, y'all whine too much"
and then she lived as an asskicking single woman for the rest of her life because she was too much for all those chumps
where's.
your.
list???
ugh, fine
in no particular order:
Exodus - the original liberation story. too good and too cool not to be in the top five.
Enoch - it's full of demons and fallen angels, one of the most metal books of the bible.
Judith - aforementioned reasons
Joshua - A bunch of Jews yell at a city so hard it falls down.
Ezekiel - Zeke eats a book. Later he rides a flaming chariot into heaven.
No love for Song of Solomon in here? I mean...
Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies.
I replayed FF9 awhile ago and finally understood the hubbub about the poor pacing. I love to death everything up through the end of the first arc, but once you leave the main continent the story begins to drag and loses all focus.
I'd really like it if more rpgs focused on the smaller scale stories and didn't have to end up as world-saving mega-quests.
I replayed FF9 awhile ago and finally understood the hubbub about the poor pacing. I love to death everything up through the end of the first arc, but once you leave the main continent the story begins to drag and loses all focus.
I'd really like it if more rpgs focused on the smaller scale stories and didn't have to end up as world-saving mega-quests.
It’s not even so much the pacing of the plot, which also has issues but is basically standard for a JRPG. Mechanically, the game takes forever. Load times, combat animations (even basic attacks), everything. It all drags.
I love the game to death because of the characters and art style but goddamn.
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which ocarina of time timeline does it stem from though
Of all the stupid things on this earth
I never thought I’d be sitting at work nodding along to people listing Old Testament books thinking “mm, yeah, yeah, that’s a decent list”
Up until the highest difficulty.
Goddamn my twitchy fingers
only decent????
let's see your list, sir
dude you didn't include Judith, the book about a badass widow who stone cold murders a general, then takes his head and shows it to everyone, all like "pfft this wasn't even hard, y'all whine too much"
and then she lived as an asskicking single woman for the rest of her life because she was too much for all those chumps
I really love that artist, I can't remember their name though. I wish the actual game had looked more like his art style. Fake edit: Akihiko Yoshida
where's.
your.
list???
you embark on a grand adventure, theres swelling chords, and then smashcut to you pushing your car cause it ran put of gas
i think you literally have to push the stick?
ugh, fine
in no particular order:
Exodus - the original liberation story. too good and too cool not to be in the top five.
Enoch - it's full of demons and fallen angels, one of the most metal books of the bible.
Judith - aforementioned reasons
Joshua - A bunch of Jews yell at a city so hard it falls down.
Ezekiel - Zeke eats a book. Later he rides a flaming chariot into heaven.
IX
XII
V
IV
I
XV
XIV
XI
VII
X
III
XIII
VIII
II
I really like everything from X on up and count them among some of my favorite games (with VI being my number one all time favorite). Everything below... meh.
That's really great, knowing only the bare essentials about the rest of the game
Like yeah your mission is important but the world doesn't care.
Listen if it's good enough for eritrean orthodoxy, it's good enough for me
Final Fantasy 8 is one of my favorite games in the series at least partially because it is so earnest about going in on its bullshit
Fuck yes, give me this weird time travel sci-fi teen drama bullshit right now
It's a good game otherwise.
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It is INCREDIBLY charming
Its why the fact that you learn nothing about those people and theres almost no story is even more of a letdown
He could punch the ground so hard it would open a rift in the earth and spew fire up at the enemy
He could jump into the air, focus his power, and then literally punch through the enemy, leaving behind a ball of energy that would explode after like five solid seconds of nothing happening
He could backflip kick the enemy over and over and over, just rising higher every time, until he and the enemy were in the upper atmosphere, at which point he would punch them down to the ground
He could charge up energy for a punch, run past the enemy, go all the way around the planet, and then punch them
Zell rules
I don't even know how accurate it is, I never played FFT, but a sick enough burn supersedes the truth.
His only weakness was hot dogs.
I wasn’t a huge fan of it when I played it as a teen, but revisiting it today the characters and plot are a ton of fun. It’s moved up from very low to probably middle of the pack in my series rankings (which change based on my mood so I’m not posting em), mostly held back because I’m still not a fan of the junction system.
No love for Song of Solomon in here? I mean...
Hawt.
Please, this is a family Christian server!
I'd really like it if more rpgs focused on the smaller scale stories and didn't have to end up as world-saving mega-quests.
It’s not even so much the pacing of the plot, which also has issues but is basically standard for a JRPG. Mechanically, the game takes forever. Load times, combat animations (even basic attacks), everything. It all drags.
I love the game to death because of the characters and art style but goddamn.
It’s like 5-10 bucks on ps3 or vita
even Chrono Trigger has a couple spots that drag
It's weird. Kinda funny in its conspicuous absence but not funny enough to make up for the disappointment for FF8 fans
I like the game but goddamn if it isn't a slog
It’s rumored they lost the source code and/or they lost the rights to Eyes On Me, both of which are kinda necessary for the game.