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That TV Thread Ain't Right

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I recognize that not everyone can have literally 4 great pizzerias within a 5 minute walk of their home, but I do feel bad for y'all that don't.

    And Blaze is the best national chain pizza.

    I've never heard of Blaze before this moment

    It's super good! And they have Blue Sky soda in the fountain.

    I've never heard of Blue Sky soda!

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I recognize that not everyone can have literally 4 great pizzerias within a 5 minute walk of their home, but I do feel bad for y'all that don't.

    And Blaze is the best national chain pizza.

    I've never heard of Blaze before this moment

    It's super good! And they have Blue Sky soda in the fountain.

    WHAT? I'm suddenly insane jealous

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I recognize that not everyone can have literally 4 great pizzerias within a 5 minute walk of their home, but I do feel bad for y'all that don't.

    And Blaze is the best national chain pizza.

    I've never heard of Blaze before this moment

    It's super good! And they have Blue Sky soda in the fountain.

    Never heard of that either!

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Welp, I blame the thread for this

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Blue Sky is my favorite soda. Used to be stocked at the local general store I hung out as a kid. And it's rarely anywhere else around here.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Yeah I'm also about to run across the street and get a pizza

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  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Buffalo style pizza is the best type of pizza. I don't even know how to compare it. Go to buffalo, get pizza pretty much anywhere, and you won't be disappointed.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I want pizza but I already committed to making stir-fry for dinner

  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    I now live my pizza life by this scale.
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  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    So this is why they called it Dominos pizza...

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    gregg rulz ok

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    pizza chain rankings

    pizza hut
    sbarro
    little caesar's
    california pizza kitchen
    not having pizza
    domino's
    having to watch someone else eat pizza and have them not share it
    the knowledge that all dogs will die
    papa johns

    I will die on this hill with you

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    Buffalo style pizza is the best type of pizza. I don't even know how to compare it. Go to buffalo, get pizza pretty much anywhere, and you won't be disappointed.

    I've gotten pizza in Niagara Falls, NY (beef on weck pizza) and it was decent

    My favorite pizza is this one place near where I grew up in Philly that would make egg pizza. It was crust, scrambled eggs, cheese, hot sauce, and greasy as fuck

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    It's not in the states as far as I know, but for chain pizza restaurants I think boston pizza is pretty decent as well, at least roughly on the same tier as pizza hut.

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    gregg rulz ok

    Greggs is good yeah

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Can we at least agree that regardless of where you get it, leaving behind the pizza crust is wrong and bad?

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    There used to be this pizza place called Mordor’s here that wasn’t good. But it had an orc on the box and would deliver until 5AM.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    It's not in the states as far as I know, but for chain pizza restaurants I think boston pizza is pretty decent as well, at least roughly on the same tier as pizza hut.

    The hell?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    There used to be this pizza place called Mordor’s here that wasn’t good. But it had an orc on the box and would deliver until 5AM.

    Did they accept walk-in orders?

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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    Can we at least agree that regardless of where you get it, leaving behind the pizza crust is wrong and bad?

    I always eat the crust, except for one time where the was just too much of it and it was bland and chewy. The toppings were fine, but the crust was just crap and it died in the trash can.

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    I've enjoyed Rapid Fire for a cheap pizza fix. They're quick and you can load any amount of toppings on those bad boys at no extra cost. Their blueberry dessert pizza is a fat boy delight as well.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    There used to be this pizza place called Mordor’s here that wasn’t good. But it had an orc on the box and would deliver until 5AM.

    Did they accept walk-in orders?

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  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    It's not in the states as far as I know, but for chain pizza restaurants I think boston pizza is pretty decent as well, at least roughly on the same tier as pizza hut.

    The hell?

    It's just a canada thing, like how hawaiian pizza was supposedly invented here

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    There used to be this pizza place called Mordor’s here that wasn’t good. But it had an orc on the box and would deliver until 5AM.

    Did they accept walk-in orders?

    I hate you, and I love you

    Don't gnash out at me!

  • hatedinamericahatedinamerica Registered User regular
    I just drove 20 minutes into town for the second time today, just for Little Caesar's, and I blame you all.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I just drove 20 minutes into town for the second time today, just for Little Caesar's, and I blame you all.

    Don't put this on me
    I've never made anyone eat Little Caesar's

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  • hatedinamericahatedinamerica Registered User regular
    It's my only option.

    It's terrible and delicious and it always gives me heartburn, but it exists, damnit! It's pizza!

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    wow graham i can't believe you made that happen

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Peewi wrote: »
    Can we at least agree that regardless of where you get it, leaving behind the pizza crust is wrong and bad?

    It's acceptable if the crust is wicked bad

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    What a horrible night for a pizza curse.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Now I want pizza, but it's past midnight.

    I think I'd go with a seafood pizza.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I can't believe Graham held the entire thread at gunpoint and made us all buy Little Caesar's

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2018
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I can't believe Graham held the entire thread at gunpoint and made us all buy Little Caesar's

    You don't have to point a gun at me, just give me $5

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Gustav wrote: »
    There used to be this pizza place called Mordor’s here that wasn’t good. But it had an orc on the box and would deliver until 5AM.

    Did they accept walk-in orders?

    The dude taking my order was not enthused with that joke the third time I made it.

    Gustav on
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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Leftover pizza with a fried egg on top is delicious

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    There used to be this pizza place called Mordor’s here that wasn’t good. But it had an orc on the box and would deliver until 5AM.

    Did they accept walk-in orders?

    The dude taking my order was not enthused with that joke the third time I made it.

    Is anybody enthused the third time they see you, though?

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    There used to be this pizza place called Mordor’s here that wasn’t good. But it had an orc on the box and would deliver until 5AM.

    Did they accept walk-in orders?

    The dude taking my order was not enthused with that joke the third time I made it.

    You should make him appreciate that joke more by making a big show of struggling to get through the doorway next time you go in. Then when you finally get inside, you exclaim, "boy you guys sure could use more door!"

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    Most unfortunate pizza experience of my life was when out ship pulled in to Naples, Italy. Turns out the last word in Italian on the menu that I couldn't read was not, in fact, another type of cheese, and instead meant boiled spinach.

    Imagine the most excellent looking cheese pizza in existence, perfect crust, golden cheese, only someone decided to dump three pots worth of sopping wet, slimy boiled spinach all over the damn thing. The stuff was literally piled up an inch and a half high, overflowing onto the table.

  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    I assume you destroyed the place in your spinach fueled rage.

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