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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    cred just audit my animal physiology course next semester okay

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    And, let's be honest: these are the same problems most Zelda games have. Most activities and decisions are trivial so it feels pointless.

    I dunno if "most" zelda games qualify for that. Breath of the Wild had a bit of an issue there but also everyone was so charming you wanted to do their quests anyway, despite the rewards often not being worth it.

    Most zelda games have had rewarding side quests and activities that give you stuff like heart pieces and upgrades.

    I think you misunderstood my complaint: the reward is not the issue. The issue is the activities themselves. If the combat is trivial, if the story is linear, if the exploration is simplistic, then it's just hours of walking between decent puzzles. Sometimes the puzzles aren't very challenging either. If the game has no interesting decisions to make then it feels pointless to play.

  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    I..............want to play Destiny 2. But I need to buy some TVs since we sold ours to pay for the move and ironically have racked up way more credit card debt than we expected and should have just kept all the shit we sold

    Someone buy me two TVs please

    Bold move going for two straight off the bat. Not even starting low.

    im worth it

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    I'm p sure I've put in over 1000 hours between Skyrim, Fallout 4, and AC Origins

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Let's see, this year i've played

    Forza Horizon 2
    Dear Esther: Landmark Edition
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
    Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
    Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor
    Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
    Sonic Mania
    Super Mario Odyssey
    Tales From the Borderlands
    Superhot
    Gears of War 4
    Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
    EarthBound
    Super Metroid

    Top 3, probably:
    Super Mario Odyssey
    Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

    SUPER
    HOT
    SUPER

    HerrCron on
    Now Playing:
    Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
    Super Mario Wonder - Wowie Zowie!
  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    also butts

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    cred just audit my animal physiology course next semester okay

    Arch teach everyone in class where their vagina opens

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I think you're just seeing team fighting games and misunderstanding them, preacher

    How could you make this grievous error

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    People always go like "how can gamers spend *blank* amount of time playing vidja games" as they sit night after night in front of the tv watching big bang theory like shark

    I watch about 40 min of tv a week

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    BotW is the first open world game where I've truly enjoyed just tootling around and exploring.

    I do use fast travel and stuff, but generally only if I'm on a DIRECT MISSION. There's a lot of really rewarding wandering I do in that game that I haven't found even in other games that are kind of famous for it, like Skyrim.

    The pacing of the rewards for exploration is glorious in that game.

    See my biggest issue with the game was that the rewards were awful so it never felt good to actually explore.

  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    I have a really poor understanding of systems biology and like how organs work or anything larger in scale than a single macromolecular complex
    I wanna go to med school
    But for free and without ever having to treat sick people
    If you just want to learn that, I think you could get a degree in anatomy/physiology, which would cover all that without treating sick people. It wouldn't be free, of course. But you work for corporatelandia, so maybe you could work something out there. :)

    Let’s be clear, I don’t want it enough to do it. But also part of the appeal would be specifically doing med school and seeing if I could win at either grades or grades:effort ratio

    Literally the only reason I ever wanted to go to med school was:

    I wanted to work in reforming the dysfunctional bullshit in the healthcare industry

    and

    I don't think you can have any power in the healthcare industry without being either a CEO or having an MD

    Then I realized that I don't have the emotional constitution for med school, because of that dysfunctional bullshit. It's like what the psychologist Bruce Levine has been saying: clinical education functions as a way to weed out people who have antiauthoritarian tendencies, so the people who succeed at getting clinical degrees are not internal threats to the system itself.

    Yes, it's always been clear to me that I am way too anti-authoritarian to do med school
    Too much bullshit for the sake of bullshit and rigid hierarchies
    I'd be the person who mouths off to the surgeon and refuses to work more than N hours and then does not get a residency
    Plus I don't want to touch sick people

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    cred just audit my animal physiology course next semester okay

    Arch teach everyone in class where their vagina opens

    The animals’ or the students’

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Far Cry 5 has faded from gamers' memories. Cheeseburger the bear failed to capture hearts and minds.

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    cred just audit my animal physiology course next semester okay

    Arch teach everyone in class where their vagina opens

    The animals’ or the students’

    there's a difference?

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    My EQ, FF11, and WoW all under 1000 hours. Close for FF

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Far Cry 5 had the second worst ending in a video game, ever.

  • Werewolf2000adWerewolf2000ad Suckers, I know exactly what went wrong. Registered User regular
  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    EQ2, WAR I've def put over 1000 hours in each back in the day

    Fucking MMOs

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    BotW is the first open world game where I've truly enjoyed just tootling around and exploring.

    I do use fast travel and stuff, but generally only if I'm on a DIRECT MISSION. There's a lot of really rewarding wandering I do in that game that I haven't found even in other games that are kind of famous for it, like Skyrim.

    The pacing of the rewards for exploration is glorious in that game.

    See my biggest issue with the game was that the rewards were awful so it never felt good to actually explore.

    I think the game reaches that point eventually, but that's not what I experienced until relatively late when I had everything good already.

    Also, I think the game is very well designed in the way that there are some really unique and interesting features tucked away in places that you have to really explore in order to find.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Far Cry 5 has faded from gamers' memories. Cheeseburger the bear failed to capture hearts and minds.

    FC5 was mostly fun to play, but the story was not only bad, the way it told the story actively impinged on your ability to enjoy the gameplay.

    It was basically the epitome of the ProZD egg video, except replace eggs with story.

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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    cred just audit my animal physiology course next semester okay

    Hmm that may not be feasible with my current work schedule which should expect me on-site in DC during business hours most days
    ALTHOUGH I am still not 100% definitely staffed and need to meet with the client next week
    So many hoops to jump through >:[
    It's not even the client I was gunning for but it's a cool one and not DoD or (worse) DHS so that's solid.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    And, let's be honest: these are the same problems most Zelda games have. Most activities and decisions are trivial so it feels pointless.

    I dunno if "most" zelda games qualify for that. Breath of the Wild had a bit of an issue there but also everyone was so charming you wanted to do their quests anyway, despite the rewards often not being worth it.

    Most zelda games have had rewarding side quests and activities that give you stuff like heart pieces and upgrades.

    I think you misunderstood my complaint: the reward is not the issue. The issue is the activities themselves. If the combat is trivial, if the story is linear, if the exploration is simplistic, then it's just hours of walking between decent puzzles. Sometimes the puzzles aren't very challenging either. If the game has no interesting decisions to make then it feels pointless to play.

    Maybe I'm bad at video games because I've always felt the zelda games to be a decent challenge. Wind Waker was too easy but it was a joy to look at (and that sailing was...yeah. I hear the Wii U version fixed a lot of that)

    I don't think a game needs interesting decisions to make though, it can be interesting to explore or just to experience these adventures even if they're on a linear path.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    People always go like "how can gamers spend *blank* amount of time playing vidja games" as they sit night after night in front of the tv watching big bang theory like shark

    I watch about 40 min of tv a week

    BBT and young sheldon?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    And, let's be honest: these are the same problems most Zelda games have. Most activities and decisions are trivial so it feels pointless.

    I dunno if "most" zelda games qualify for that. Breath of the Wild had a bit of an issue there but also everyone was so charming you wanted to do their quests anyway, despite the rewards often not being worth it.

    Most zelda games have had rewarding side quests and activities that give you stuff like heart pieces and upgrades.

    I think you misunderstood my complaint: the reward is not the issue. The issue is the activities themselves. If the combat is trivial, if the story is linear, if the exploration is simplistic, then it's just hours of walking between decent puzzles. Sometimes the puzzles aren't very challenging either. If the game has no interesting decisions to make then it feels pointless to play.

    Breath of the Wild overcomes this largely by making Link just a joy to control. His movement, his combat moves, his climbing, everything just feels right.

    There was an anecdote about how they showed the game to Hiyao Miyazaki and he spent some charmingly long amount of time just climbing trees... when I read that, I internally nodded. It made sense to me.

    Obviously there needs to be something to do with your avatar and BotW gives a decent amount of challenges to overcome too, but I don't think it would have clicked the same way with me if it weren't for Link's basic mechanics

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Remembered that I also cleared Super Metroid and Earthbound on the SNES classic this year.

    So, yeah, actual 2 and 3 slot contenders.
    Super Mario Odyssey is numbah 1

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    Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
    Super Mario Wonder - Wowie Zowie!
  • PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    Far Cry 5 had the second worst ending in a video game, ever.

    It also pushed up the emergent chaos to the point where the world felt too busy and ultimately boring.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    BotW is essentially the perfect game for me, but I can see why people don't like certain aspects of it.

    To me, everything is just right, with very very few exceptions.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Far Cry 5 has faded from gamers' memories. Cheeseburger the bear failed to capture hearts and minds.

    FC5 was mostly fun to play, but the story was not only bad, the way it told the story actively impinged on your ability to enjoy the gameplay.

    It was basically the epitome of the ProZD egg video, except replace eggs with story.

    Browsing the G&T thread, people were really excited for it months before release, thinking it was going to be something the end product waffled on.

  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    All other open world games feel dumb as I try to Skyrim up cliffs

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    botw was at least a breath of fresh air versus skyward sword

    gosh was that game fucking terrible

    not only was it terrible I have yet to get the controls functioning well enough where the sword moves like parrying and the spin-your-sword-puzzles weren't frustrating on a massive level

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    There are definitely other ways for games to be fun but I have never gotten that from Zelda games. BotW might be different. But they're very gamey games generally.

    It's certainly the case that some games are much more fun when you're bad at them than when you're good at them, too. I think this happens a lot with board games, too, where they're fun when you're figuring them out bit then the optimized play isn't as exciting as the figuring.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    All other open world games feel dumb as I try to Skyrim up cliffs

    Honestly the climbing mechanic might be the single best decision the BotW team made.

    You can get anywhere if you have enough stamina (unless it's raining).

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hello butts

    How have your days been so far?

    If you are on the East Coast and work a traditional schedule, your work week is very nearly done!

    I know this because I am sipping coffee across the street from my partner's office, who has been trapped into one of those aforementioned "traditional work schedules"

    Poor lass

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    The worst is when open world games put up invisible walls to prevent you from Skyriming up cliffs.

  • BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    Oh boy guys, are we gonna have the weapon durability argument again!?

    My body is ready.

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Far Cry 5 had the second worst ending in a video game, ever.

    It also pushed up the emergent chaos to the point where the world felt too busy and ultimately boring.

    the very first time I was forcibly captured I was so angry

    the rest of the game gave me an ulcer

    I just replayed through Borderlands 2 and half the cutscenes in that game are

    "why am I standing here listening to your nonsense instead of shooting you dead right now?"

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I have a google form for people to submit tech requests to me

    Somehow, people keep like, making copies of the form and sending that to me. Or inviting me to fill out my own form. Instead of, you know, answering the questions and submitting the help request.

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    I remember the last time climbing was an actual ability in an Elderscrolls Game

    Daggerfall

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    What's that from, skippy

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