"zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
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JedocTake a look. It's in a book.It was always in a book, you fool.Registered Userregular
I did not know how little I needed to see a Mr. Mime up close.
Him being from "Leaventown" is a little on the nose, even for Pokemon location names.
This is the dumbest, weirdest thing I've ever seen. So many people had to make so many questionable, possibly career-ending decisions to make this happen. I am so happy this exists.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
I did not know how little I needed to see a Mr. Mime up close.
Him being from "Leaventown" is a little on the nose, even for Pokemon location names.
This is the dumbest, weirdest thing I've ever seen. So many people had to make so many questionable, possibly career-ending decisions to make this happen. I am so happy this exists.
It is phenomenally dumb and I can't wait for it to come out!
God I feel like the scriptwriters won't have been able to resist having someone say "Maybe people are the real monsters!" and I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
My favorite musical instrument is the air-raid siren.
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PwnanObrienHe's right, life sucks.Registered Userregular
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JedocTake a look. It's in a book.It was always in a book, you fool.Registered Userregular
A few weeks ago, a sequel I never knew I wanted came on.
I’m crying over a goddamn lamp.
I love lamp
I'm looking forward to the 2034 sequel. I'm thinking a slow-motion reverse tracking shot, like the original trailer for Dead Island. You start with the bedraggled family on the sidewalk in front of a house engulfed in flames, and slowly follow them back through the harrowing evacuation as the flames are sucked back into walls and curtains around them. Finally, the little girl gets back into bed and goes back to sleep as the flames die around her. The sparks from an electrical fault cascade back up into the lamp.
Cut back to the family on the sidewalk and the house burning in real time. The weird Swedish guy steps into frame. "You crazy fools! I told you, the new lamp is much better!"
@Psykoma The common retail ones tend to be kinda dry, but there's a lesser-name brand that's full of the trans-fats and oils that are terrible for you that is super moist and delicious.
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DedwrekkaWhat Would Nyarlathotep Do?Registered Userregular
God I feel like the scriptwriters won't have been able to resist having someone say "Maybe people are the real monsters!" and I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Pikachu: "...so which of us is the real monster?"
*Human picks up pokeball, and presses the button. It opens up to show it's empty, then he closes it. Then he throws it at Pikachu, capturing him.*
Human: "Whelp, I guess you are"
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facetiousa wit so dryit shits sandRegistered Userregular
I am 10000% convinced Detective Pikachu is going to massively bomb. And like I'm legitimately angry about it as a capitalistic waste of money. To the point that I kind of want to make some kind of extreme wager that if it doesn't bomb I'll do [whatever awful thing].
I don't know why it is that THIS movie of all has me so upset but it just hit me the wrong way.
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
I am 10000% convinced Detective Pikachu is going to massively bomb. And like I'm legitimately angry about it as a capitalistic waste of money. To the point that I kind of want to make some kind of extreme wager that if it doesn't bomb I'll do [whatever awful thing].
I don't know why it is that THIS movie of all has me so upset but it just hit me the wrong way.
If it doesn't bomb you will watch two Uwe Boll movies, of your choice, back to back.
The Detective Pikachu trailer has had a huge splash since it released and is the first major Western adaptation of one of the most consistently popular and beloved franchises in the world, with built in international appeal, for about 20 years now.
Yeah I can't think of anything they could do between now and the movie actually coming out that would make this not get at least a spectacular opening weekend, just based on the internet hype for this trailer alone.
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Man, I love Cody's Showdy, but I can't watch it without feeling ill. Sometimes I have to take a break from it.
I'm dying
This is the dumbest, weirdest thing I've ever seen. So many people had to make so many questionable, possibly career-ending decisions to make this happen. I am so happy this exists.
It appeared to me to be one of those ones where someone dubbed a new audio track over an existing video.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I'm not gonna lie
I am 100% on board for this movie
It is phenomenally dumb and I can't wait for it to come out!
A few weeks ago, a sequel I never knew I wanted came on.
I’m crying over a goddamn lamp.
WoW
Dear Satan.....
Dang it someone did it ahead of me
I love lamp
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this movie
actually looks really good?
Which was not my expectation going into thew trailer
https://kotaku.com/realistic-pokemon-artist-got-a-job-on-the-detective-p-1830396116
IT'S the murderer
I'm looking forward to the 2034 sequel. I'm thinking a slow-motion reverse tracking shot, like the original trailer for Dead Island. You start with the bedraggled family on the sidewalk in front of a house engulfed in flames, and slowly follow them back through the harrowing evacuation as the flames are sucked back into walls and curtains around them. Finally, the little girl gets back into bed and goes back to sleep as the flames die around her. The sparks from an electrical fault cascade back up into the lamp.
Cut back to the family on the sidewalk and the house burning in real time. The weird Swedish guy steps into frame. "You crazy fools! I told you, the new lamp is much better!"
@Psykoma The common retail ones tend to be kinda dry, but there's a lesser-name brand that's full of the trans-fats and oils that are terrible for you that is super moist and delicious.
Pikachu: "...so which of us is the real monster?"
*Human picks up pokeball, and presses the button. It opens up to show it's empty, then he closes it. Then he throws it at Pikachu, capturing him.*
Human: "Whelp, I guess you are"
I don't know why it is that THIS movie of all has me so upset but it just hit me the wrong way.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
If it doesn't bomb you will watch two Uwe Boll movies, of your choice, back to back.
Mwaa ha ha.
It ain't gonna bomb, that is a fool's bet
Everyone under like 30 is going to it