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How betrayed do you feel right now, [chat]?

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Just kidding! I'm actually going on another date this week!

    Does your date know about your son

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    I'll take mine with two dumptrucks of sugar, please.

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    I got bottom paged on both places I posted my little bridge of spies poster. Feels bad man.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    This emotional manipulation will not be forgotten Bogart

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this.
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    Lipton chamomile

    The subtle, slightly acrid scent of this burn pleases me greatly right now

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    “nothing in particular” is a good name for a cat

    name your cat like culture ships

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Okay now someone make a [chat] about my betrayal.

    dude, we're 98 pages away

    Sir Landshark on
    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Guys my son ran away from home I've looked everywhere and I can't find him I'm so worried.
    Oh also I have a son, if you didn't know that.
    Just kidding! I'm actually going on another date this week!
    Okay now someone make a [chat] about my betrayal.

    I am tremendously unsure how I feel about this series of posts

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Okay now someone make a [chat] about my betrayal.

    dude, we're 98 pages away

    I'm sure my post will be so memorable that someone will make a [chat] about it even 99 pages from now.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this.
    Echo wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    I'll take mine with two dumptrucks of sugar, please.

    I have the strong suspicion that there's a solid chunk of chat that puts in double-digit packets/spoonfuls of sugar and cream

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    “nothing in particular” is a good name for a cat

    name your cat like culture ships

    Frank Exchange of Views, get over here!

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I was away when Bogart exercised his perfidy and so I saw the aftermath before I saw the act itself and so I don't feel betrayed at all

    Bogart remains a golden god in my eyes

    Wait, is bogart's wife divorcing him because of something he did?

    because he keeps joking about it in chat.

    At least I'm fairly sure he's made a similar joke in the past. Maybe it was cancer then.

    It was her being pregnant last time, but keen eyed readers would have noticed the lack of a full stop at the end of "My wife's pregnant" and fully expected the "pauses are getting annoying" several minutes later.

    I also told people Jeff Goldblum had died, but innocently forgot for a couple of minutes to mention it was on TV, in Silverado.

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    I got offered the option to come in early, and work an hour later, in order to help our warehouse with disassembling some returned equipment, and I need the money so I said yes. Which means of course last night my body decided that it didn't feel like sleeping, and so I got maybe 3 hours of sleep last night, yay.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Guys my son ran away from home I've looked everywhere and I can't find him I'm so worried.
    Oh also I have a son, if you didn't know that.
    Just kidding! I'm actually going on another date this week!
    Okay now someone make a [chat] about my betrayal.

    I am tremendously unsure how I feel about this series of posts

    is it betrayed?

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Eddy wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    eddy and i

    together against the world

    You have to choose the most correct answer, Elendil

    extraneous information not pertinent to the question has no bearing on an answer's correctness; therefore it is, through misleadingly immaterial verbiage, less correct

    You just fail to see the deeper semantic connections between the fact that we have to have two poll options and the fact that bogart is an emotional terrorist.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this.
    wazilla wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    eddy and i

    together against the world

    You have to choose the most correct answer, Elendil

    i've never been correct in my whole life and i don't intend to start now

  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Eddy wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    eddy and i

    together against the world

    You have to choose the most correct answer, Elendil

    extraneous information not pertinent to the question has no bearing on an answer's correctness; therefore it is, through misleadingly immaterial verbiage, less correct

    Who are you to dictate what contributes to my feelings of betrayal. This is whole new level of betrayal

    Psn:wazukki
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    I always have dreams about losing my dog in public. Like I let him offleash for some reason and he wanders off and I don’t know where he is. I worry and search frantically and imagine all kinds of gloomy scenarios. Eventually find him trotting around not far away, greeting people, and being a good boy.

    My brain knows what’s up

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Brody wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I was away when Bogart exercised his perfidy and so I saw the aftermath before I saw the act itself and so I don't feel betrayed at all

    Bogart remains a golden god in my eyes

    Wait, is bogart's wife divorcing him because of something he did?

    because he keeps joking about it in chat.

    At least I'm fairly sure he's made a similar joke in the past. Maybe it was cancer then.

    It was her being pregnant last time, but keen eyed readers would have noticed the lack of a full stop at the end of "My wife's pregnant" and fully expected the "pauses are getting annoying" several minutes later.

    I also told people Jeff Goldblum had died, but innocently forgot for a couple of minutes to mention it was on TV, in Silverado.

    Hahaha yeah good times, Bogart. It's just like that time I pretended I had a son and he ran away.

    I don't know how [chat] handles having two jokesters like us hanging around at the same time.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Kamiro wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    I’m going to drink some tea, but instead of heating it up in a kettle, I’m going to just microwave a glass of water

    Hang on there's what I did and then there's just plain wrong.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    “nothing in particular” is a good name for a cat

    name your cat like culture ships

    Meatfucker pooped on the carpet again!

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    my money is on bowen figured out the algorithm and knows who is being picked but can't change it

    i assert most ardently that bowen is too weak to keep a secret like this

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    I had a weirdly vivid dream last night that was in a fully realized fantasy world where a dragon was trying to kill a faerie queen who was protecting a family through the use of David Boreanas who was an angel (Oh wait that makes sense now) and the faerie queen was losing quite handily so David Boreanas had to fight off more bad things that were trying to eat the family.

    What the fuck is going on in my brain

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Bogart wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    I’m going to drink some tea, but instead of heating it up in a kettle, I’m going to just microwave a glass of water

    Hang on there's what I did and then there's just plain wrong.

    I have a toddler and I don't have time to futz with a kettle.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Eddy wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    I'll take mine with two dumptrucks of sugar, please.

    I have the strong suspicion that there's a solid chunk of chat that puts in double-digit packets/spoonfuls of sugar and cream

    Had a friend in high school.

    We would go to a diner.

    He would order half a cup of black coffee.

    And then he would grab that large glass sugar dispenser and just hold it upside down over the glass until the coffee filled up 3/4 of the glass.

    Then he would add half and half to fill the rest.

    This is the same friend whose family does the duke's mayo pizza.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    "i assert most ardently" is a v good phrase

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Bogart wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    I’m going to drink some tea, but instead of heating it up in a kettle, I’m going to just microwave a glass of water

    Hang on there's what I did and then there's just plain wrong.

    no bogart, your betrayal pulled back the veil, we are as gods now.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    I’m going to drink some tea, but instead of heating it up in a kettle, I’m going to just microwave a glass of water

    Hang on there's what I did and then there's just plain wrong.

    no bogart, your betrayal pulled back the veil, we are as gods now.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Bogart wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    I’m going to drink some tea, but instead of heating it up in a kettle, I’m going to just microwave a glass of water

    Hang on there's what I did and then there's just plain wrong.

    Look sometimes you just want tea right now instead of an inconvenient point in the future when I've given up trying to watch the kettle and decided to go do something else while waiting for it which caused it to immediately whistle

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Look, if you aren't going to drink your coffe/tea black, then just go buy some shitty soda or something.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

    Steam: Korvalain
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    If you put enough cream and sugar in very strong coffee, preferably espresso, it starts tasting like alternate universe hot chocolate.

    It’s actually really nice in the winter but it’s really important to use superconcentrated coffee and find the right balance of sweetness.

    It’s very different from drinking traditional coffee and fills a different role.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    Look, if you aren't going to drink your coffe/tea black, then just go buy some shitty soda or something.

    Well now you've offended people who put cream/sugar in their coffee/tea AND Chu at the same time.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    syndalis wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Bogart if we hadn't already revolted over British trolling

    I am dumping a box of your favorite tea in the nearest body of water as we speak

    I'll take mine with two dumptrucks of sugar, please.

    I have the strong suspicion that there's a solid chunk of chat that puts in double-digit packets/spoonfuls of sugar and cream

    Had a friend in high school.

    We would go to a diner.

    He would order half a cup of black coffee.

    And then he would grab that large glass sugar dispenser and just hold it upside down over the glass until the coffee filled up 3/4 of the glass.

    Then he would add half and half to fill the rest.

    This is the same friend whose family does the duke's mayo pizza.

    Ah, a starbucks frappuchino

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    If you put enough cream and sugar in very strong coffee, preferably espresso, it starts tasting like alternate universe hot chocolate.

    It’s actually really nice in the winter but it’s really important to use superconcentrated coffee and find the right balance of sweetness.

    Why wouldn’t you just drink a mocha?

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Extensional Dread is a better cat name

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I just drink my coffee black because life is suffering

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Kind of hoping it's a boy cat. Neutering a boy cat is quicker and less invasive than spaying a girl cat and we'll have to get that sorted in a few months. We were going to wait for a bit and then get two so one wasn't on their own all day but this one sort of fell on us. We'll get another cat next year, I suspect.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this and you have to have at least two poll options.
    Winky wrote: »
    If you put enough cream and sugar in very strong coffee, preferably espresso, it starts tasting like alternate universe hot chocolate.

    It’s actually really nice in the winter but it’s really important to use superconcentrated coffee and find the right balance of sweetness.

    Why wouldn’t you just drink a mocha?

    Sometimes I think it’s nice to have something unusual that takes a flavor that’s usually paired with something else and let it stand on its own. It’s cool to experience coffee in an intense, sweet, rich form without chocolate tagging along.

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Extremely. This is unbelievable. I never thought in a million years I'd be lied to like this.
    I had an awesome idea in a dream last night for a Watts-esque horror story and I was going to write it down and i did not

    naturally, i can't remember it now

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i am no longer offended by coffee or beer taunting, generally speaking. i eat enough weird shit- and cook enough complicated shit- that accusations of babymouth only hold the power to sting from a small group of people. finding out shaz gags when he eats bleu cheese took his power away, for instance. most of you are just too weak and sad to harm me, thank heavens.

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