Tony Stark is way more likely than Bruce Wayne to believe that masturbstion robs him of the secret manly essence of his cum or some bullshit.
Yeah, I think there's some meat to the theory that masturbation is the true delineation between Bruce and Tony, but that it's Bruce who beats it and Tony doesn't believe in it.
I'd bet he loopholes it by using a suit to do it though.
Like a masturbation version of an appliance with a sabbath mode.
Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
If we're gonna have two overlapping weird conversations about superheroes going, can we at least drop the offensive one and focus on superhero jerkin off?
Is it masturbation if Green lantern fucks one of his light constructs?
I believe it'd be the same thing as when Swamp Thing was stuck on a alien planet devoid of life and he created a replica of his life back on Earth. Yes.
Moon Knight's probably the only super hero that can have a wank session and an orgy at the same time.
Jamie Madrox is like, right there
I'm not sure I'd call Jamie Madrox a "super hero".
He is called Multiple Man, has super powers and has been on multiple X-Men teams what more could you want
he doesn't fight much crime, does he
I was going to make a crack about Silver Surfer not stopping much crime either, but then I realized one of you assholes would find some panel from the 70s showing him stopping someone from committing mail fraud, so whatever.
Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
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The only one allowed to be called a super hero is the Golden Oldie
Into the Spider-Verse impressions are starting to come in, pretty much universal acclaim with many critics calling it the best Spider-Man movie ever, the best animated movie of the year and one of the best movies of the year period.
Super goddamn excited
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Into the Spider-Verse impressions are starting to come in, pretty much universal acclaim with many critics calling it the best Spider-Man movie ever, the best animated movie of the year and one of the best movies of the year period.
Super goddamn excited
That's.
Fuckin excellent.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Into the Spider-Verse impressions are starting to come in, pretty much universal acclaim with many critics calling it the best Spider-Man movie ever, the best animated movie of the year and one of the best movies of the year period.
Super goddamn excited
look I'm also very excited for into the spider-verse but people called both the amazing spider-man and spider-man homecoming the best spider-man movies ever so I'm gonna need to judge this for myself
I don't really movie thread because I 1) hardly watch movies anymore and 2) hate arguing about movies SO MUCH
But
I'm just
I'm just so happy I checked the thread and got to read this very important discussion about superheroes jerking it
I kinda watch movies in waves. I don't for months at a time and then something either releases in the theater that sets me off, or the need just rises, and I watch almost a movie per day for a while.
Now that Mandy is on Amazon, it might happen again. Soon...
I don't really movie thread because I 1) hardly watch movies anymore and 2) hate arguing about movies SO MUCH
But
I'm just
I'm just so happy I checked the thread and got to read this very important discussion about superheroes jerking it
Yeah I'll miss days of conversation because it moves quickly and it's largely about stuff I don't really have input on. I really picked the best time to dip back in.
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Oh look at Dr. Jism over here with the definitive statements, tell me professor how hard does a gulper eel cum? A platypus? A hyena? You don't know you charlatan, pigs indeed
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Jamie Madrox is like, right there
Yeah, I think there's some meat to the theory that masturbation is the true delineation between Bruce and Tony, but that it's Bruce who beats it and Tony doesn't believe in it.
I'd bet he loopholes it by using a suit to do it though.
Like a masturbation version of an appliance with a sabbath mode.
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Steam // Secret Satan
It's actually a 2000 year old vampire in the body of a teen boy.
I'm not sure I'd call Jamie Madrox a "super hero".
Very fancy masturbation
Don't kink shame
Not shaming, just curious on the terminology!
he doesn't fight much crime, does he
I was going to make a crack about Silver Surfer not stopping much crime either, but then I realized one of you assholes would find some panel from the 70s showing him stopping someone from committing mail fraud, so whatever.
Super goddamn excited
That's.
Fuckin excellent.
i still have hype
But
I'm just
I'm just so happy I checked the thread and got to read this very important discussion about superheroes jerking it
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look I'm also very excited for into the spider-verse but people called both the amazing spider-man and spider-man homecoming the best spider-man movies ever so I'm gonna need to judge this for myself
I wish someone would have the different live action movie Spider-Men interact
I guess PS4 Spider-Man appeared in one of the Spider-Verse books, so that is neat
I kinda watch movies in waves. I don't for months at a time and then something either releases in the theater that sets me off, or the need just rises, and I watch almost a movie per day for a while.
Now that Mandy is on Amazon, it might happen again. Soon...
Steam
It's pigs, by the way.
Yeah I'll miss days of conversation because it moves quickly and it's largely about stuff I don't really have input on. I really picked the best time to dip back in.
Steam
Oh look at Dr. Jism over here with the definitive statements, tell me professor how hard does a gulper eel cum? A platypus? A hyena? You don't know you charlatan, pigs indeed