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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Le Bart, le.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Vanguard wrote: »
    turkey is p underwhelming as far as birds go

    much prefer duck or goose

    speaking of which, we will continue our tgiving ritual of having a goose

    i think at best i have ever only said about a prepared turkey, "you know what? this is actually good"

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    turkey is p underwhelming as far as birds go

    much prefer duck or goose

    speaking of which, we will continue our tgiving ritual of having a goose

    Can't go wrong with eating a goose, too

    Like who's out there saying "protect the geese!"

    Zero people, that's who

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    geese pretty much deserve to be et until they change their attitude

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    turkey is p underwhelming as far as birds go

    much prefer duck or goose

    speaking of which, we will continue our tgiving ritual of having a goose

    i think at best i have ever only said about a prepared turkey, "you know what? this is actually good"

    My brother is a turkey wizard, he makes that shit delicious

    I don't know what he's done in his prep, it's all a closely guarded secret, but he's done it

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I'd rather have chicken than turkey.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I think his first step is going out to the farm and personally speaking to the turkey he wants to cook

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    turkey is p underwhelming as far as birds go

    much prefer duck or goose

    speaking of which, we will continue our tgiving ritual of having a goose

    Can't go wrong with eating a goose, too

    Like who's out there saying "protect the geese!"

    Zero people, that's who

    Canadians. And the migratory bird act...

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I think his first step is going out to the farm and personally speaking to the turkey he wants to cook
    That’s just common courtesy

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    In my experience buying the fancy turkey over the mass produced butterballs that are mostly injected water and sadness greatly adds to the flavor.

    Also properly salting the things beforehand.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    I'd rather have chicken than turkey.

    Yeah I've made whole roast chickens for the past like 7 years with great success. Everyone seems to enjoy it after they get over the initial "WHAT NO TURKEY?!" dumb phase.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Skip the turkey

    Load up on sides

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    I’m gonna buy a rotisserie chicken for thanksgiving and no one can stop me

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Big doog

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    geese pretty much deserve to be et until they change their attitude

    Seriously silly goose may sound funny, but god damn geese are the worst of the animal kingdom. They are the dolphins of birds.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Oh lawd he's a comin'!

    Doodmann on
    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    I basically have no idea what turkey Thanksgiving dinner by itself tastes like because I drown it in gravy

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Oh lawd he's a comin'!

    You phrased this incorrectly and completely ruined it

    This is offensive, doodmann

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Oh lawd he's a comin'!

    You phrased this incorrectly and completely ruined it

    This is offensive, doodmann

    dammit, I was worried this was the case.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    turkey is p underwhelming as far as birds go

    much prefer duck or goose

    speaking of which, we will continue our tgiving ritual of having a goose

    Can't go wrong with eating a goose, too

    Like who's out there saying "protect the geese!"

    Zero people, that's who

    Canadians. And the migratory bird act...

    Pfft, as a Canadian

    Gobble those bastards up, see if I bother tryna enforce any laws!

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Is there a greater example of a sunk costs dilemma than waiting for a late bus that’s only taking you a mile?

    So many parts of me are offended

    But also you work on your feet all day so I ain't about to say anything :wink:

    It’s raining!

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Oh lawd he's a comin'!

    You phrased this incorrectly and completely ruined it

    This is offensive, doodmann

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CuNBengxaQ

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Oh lawd he's a comin'!

    You phrased this incorrectly and completely ruined it

    This is offensive, doodmann
    Yeah, you can't use a scale designed for cats for dogs!

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Is there a greater example of a sunk costs dilemma than waiting for a late bus that’s only taking you a mile?

    So many parts of me are offended

    But also you work on your feet all day so I ain't about to say anything :wink:

    It’s raining!

    In Seattle?

    Well, there's no way anyone could anticipate / prepare for that :D

    I'm sorry you just set me up for that one <3

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I am the captain of this gravy boat and we are navigating straight in to my face.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2018
    sorry i didn't realize that was the version of eli's coming with four and a half minutes of white boy soul wank on the front end of it

    Chanus on
    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Is there a greater example of a sunk costs dilemma than waiting for a late bus that’s only taking you a mile?

    So many parts of me are offended

    But also you work on your feet all day so I ain't about to say anything :wink:

    It’s raining!

    In Seattle?

    Well, there's no way anyone could anticipate / prepare for that :D

    I'm sorry you just set me up for that one <3

    You earned yourself a Werther's with that knee slapper Gramps.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I think my kid has a future in the game show/talk show host industry

    - he’s cute
    - He looks good in a jacket
    - He’s got an adorable accent
    - he loves poop jokes
    - He can only pay attention to anything for about five minutes

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    The ideal dog is sausage shaped

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Is there a greater example of a sunk costs dilemma than waiting for a late bus that’s only taking you a mile?

    So many parts of me are offended

    But also you work on your feet all day so I ain't about to say anything :wink:

    It’s raining!

    In Seattle?

    Well, there's no way anyone could anticipate / prepare for that :D

    I'm sorry you just set me up for that one <3

    I was giving you my argument for waiting for the late bus

    Now I’m giving you a different thing

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I think my kid has a future in the game show/talk show host industry

    - he’s cute
    - He looks good in a jacket
    - He’s got an adorable accent
    - he loves poop jokes
    - He can only pay attention to anything for about five minutes

    is...it me?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited November 2018
    Winky wrote: »
    The ideal dog is sausage flavored

    Atomika on
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    The ideal dog is sausage shaped

    same for women

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I think my kid has a future in the game show/talk show host industry

    - he’s cute
    - He looks good in a jacket
    - He’s got an adorable accent
    - he loves poop jokes
    - He can only pay attention to anything for about five minutes

    is...it me?

    my boy

    come hug your mother

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    The ideal dog is sausage shaped

    same for women

    I feel attacked

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Well yes ideally everything on earth would be a reflection of the most beautiful shape, which is the sausage.

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »

    What an absolute unit

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