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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    I always liked how comfortable she looks talking to someone who looks so totally alien

    Talking about headcanons i really enjoyed the probably accidental impression that she was kind of guarded in her dealings with the Federation but was almost immediately cool with U-mos, it's rad

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Samus doesn't binge-drink. The Varia-suit provides a consistent dosage.

    Final thought of today, I reckon the Ice Climbers like a drink.

    Drinking is more dangerous when it's cold. That's what makes you feel warm.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    I will die on the hill that Chrom is as plain as uncooked noodles.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    My headcanon of the Metroid universe is that the Federation is super diverse and cosmopolitan, like you walk into a bar and it's like the cantina scene in Star Wars, or you just see thousands of different alien species walking around on the street on major trade planets or stations. The games mostly just have them default to humans when they show Federation scientists or soldiers, though, which is boring.

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Uncooked noodles are a weird and unusual food.

    But the taste wasn't anything special.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Wario is definitely the kind of guy who will make dinner and not tell anyone the desert is actually edibles, right

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    also as much as we all want Samus to be ripped it's pretty clear nintendo doesn't care about that old art and doesn't consider it canon anymore, if they ever did
    she's ripped in ultimate

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    also as much as we all want Samus to be ripped it's pretty clear nintendo doesn't care about that old art and doesn't consider it canon anymore, if they ever did
    she's ripped in ultimate

    not like the art munkus is talking about

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    also as much as we all want Samus to be ripped it's pretty clear nintendo doesn't care about that old art and doesn't consider it canon anymore, if they ever did
    she's ripped in ultimate

    not like the art munkus is talking about

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    You will pry this canon from my cold, dead fingers.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    actually she's less ripped in that art than I was remembering

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Chrom once ate an entire orange.

    Unpeeled.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Chrom once ate an entire orange.

    Unpeeled.

    Chrom?

    More like Chronch.

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    SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    I want Samus to walk through a crowded city or three, but have it give players the same feeling of isolation and strangeness that we get when she walks through the caverns of an alien planet

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    someone @ me if they want to smeesh

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    I can smoosh @Gundi if you're still around

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    my isabelle is at 740k now!
    also she is starting to lowkey win my local lunch break free-for-alls.

    her strength grows. soon. soon!

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    Werewolf2000adWerewolf2000ad Suckers, I know exactly what went wrong. Registered User regular
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    EVERYBODY WANTS TO SIT IN THE BIG CHAIR, MEG!
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Chrom once ate an entire orange.

    Unpeeled.

    I actually like eating the orange peel, and the first time I ever had a blood orange I ate it like an apple and I looked like a wild man with blood running down my chin.

    My coworkers were more horrified that I like the peel than they were I was covered in what looked kinda like blood

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular

    Oh thank God

    Crymetime Critiques is one of my favorite Youtube things, I almost can't believe they're taking the time to do this roster

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i wish matt had gotten more of the alternates in there

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    LordSolarMachariusLordSolarMacharius Red wine with fish Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    I actually like eating the orange peel, and the first time I ever had a blood orange I ate it like an apple and I looked like a wild man with blood running down my chin.

    My coworkers were more horrified that I like the peel than they were I was covered in what looked kinda like blood

    (I like sucking on a bit of orange peel (I like the bitterness) but I eventually spit it in the compost.)

    As for Chrom, dude can land a line:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7-Qay-RYys


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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    also as much as we all want Samus to be ripped it's pretty clear nintendo doesn't care about that old art and doesn't consider it canon anymore, if they ever did
    she's ripped in ultimate

    not like the art munkus is talking about

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    You will pry this canon from my cold, dead fingers.

    Unless there’s some auto-hygiene system in there, those boots have gotta stink.

    Or maybe they just trained her to not sweat?

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Chrom is the soul of a truck in the body of a smaller truck.

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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    I have some new hotness secret weapon for the next tournament that I've been working on

    Which means I'm probably gonna 0-2 but whatever

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Damnation shit I haven't made the dang old tournament!

    I'll do that now!!!

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Hey all, we have a tournament on Saturday at 7PM Eastern!

    Click here and sign up, because if you don't then you won't be able to fight!

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    That would be a big shame, wouldn't it? Everybody loves to Smash Bros.

    Also of note: There has been a slight adjustment to the rules for stage picking this week! Instead of the winner of a match banning two stages, they will ban three, since we have so many legal stages.

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
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    your falcon is bad for my sodium intake

    from hell's blastzone I flail ineffectually at thee!

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
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    your falcon is bad for my sodium intake

    from hell's blastzone I flail ineffectually at thee!

    Captain falcon is my hero

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    satan's apostle

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Today on I have a phone app that messes with hues, here’s a character I wish was in smash just so Captain Falcon isn’t the only rep of his series; it’s Pico!

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    Pico is a retired military vet and maybe an assassin on the side, he debuted in the original F Zero alongside only 3 other racers, one of them being Captain Falcon.

    It’d be nice to have him be his own character, but he could easily be a weirder clone of Cap, much like Wolf is to Fox.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    captain falcon already has a weird clone

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Captain Falcon and Ganondorf are both perfect beings of pure sexual energy. Don't try and tell me you've never imagined being in between either of their powerful thighs.

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    I know, I know. I was just thinking the quickest way to put in another rep for F Zero is just make a Cap clone and change the values on things and change the angle on some moves.

    Basically:
    Fox - Falco - Wolf
    Captain Falcon - Ganondorf - Pico

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    Captain Falcon and Ganondorf are both perfect beings of pure sexual energy. Don't try and tell me you've never imagined being in between either of their powerful thighs.

    Maybe if it was Wind Waker Ganon

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    "You know you're a Fire Emblem character when you teabag when you're losing. That's like, the spirit of Fire Emblem." - Ryan "Northerlion" Letourneau, 2019

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    Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Also just as Captain Falcon is a really distilled archetype of the Saturday morning comic hero, Pico is every anime alien villain. You could line him up with the cast of Dragon Ball no problem, or pit him against the Power Rangers.

    I actually really like F Zero’s aesthetic, being somewhere between pro wrestlers and comic book superheroes. Gives the whole thing this vibe as if it’s a cheap soap opera in space.

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    "You know you're a Fire Emblem character when you teabag when you're losing. That's like, the spirit of Fire Emblem." - Ryan "Northerlion" Letourneau, 2019

    I mapped one of my battle quotes to "Dunktastic" just to use it every time someone teabags and then loses.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    If they do another fzero rep and make up fighting moves for racecar drivers again samurai goroh seems like the obvious pick.

    Or black shadow but he kind of covers the same aesthetic as ganondorf. Or blood falcon as an echo I guess

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    If they do another F-Zero rep it should be the Blue Falcon.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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