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[NFL] Thread: Pittsburgh At Cleveland? There Is No Dog.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    RE: my earlier posts

    As a Browns fan I have no idea how the playoffs work

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    As a Dallas fan, it means you show up and then swallow your own tongue.

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    As a Dallas fan, it means you show up and then swallow your own tongue.

    As a Jets fan, it means you sneak in with a wildcard spot and lose to the Patriots.

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    As a Dallas fan, it means you show up and then swallow your own tongue.

    Sometimes you just go ahead and do it prior to the game in preparation.

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    FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    As a Dallas fan, it means you show up and then swallow your own tongue.

    As a Chiefs fan, it means you show up and then forget how the game is played.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    As a Pats fan, it means you usually take a week off and then play a warm-up game before the real thing.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    As a Lions fan, it's this thing that happens where the off-season starts a week late sometimes and then you have to wait a reaalllly long time for your pick on draft day. It's weird.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Elvenshae wrote: »
    As a Pats fan, it means you usually take a week off and then play a warm-up game before the real thing.
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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    "Usually." :D

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    chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    As an Eagles fan, it means you play out of your minds one year and then wonder why things don't just fall into place in the next year.
    Sorry, I got nothin'.

    But yeah, really sad about yesterday's game. They had their chance to get back into it, but seemed out of it for the first half. (Didn't get to see it live, but watched the score updates.)

    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett
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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    As a Bears fan, it’s never as good as it was in 1985.

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    As an Eagles fan, it means you play out of your minds one year and then wonder why things don't just fall into place in the next year.
    Sorry, I got nothin'.

    But yeah, really sad about yesterday's game. They had their chance to get back into it, but seemed out of it for the first half. (Didn't get to see it live, but watched the score updates.)

    My wife, who is an Eagles fan for reasons I find mysterious, was pretty broken-up about that game as well.

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    Inkstain82Inkstain82 Registered User regular
    As a Bears fan, it’s never as good as it was in 1985.

    That's better than mine, which was gonna be "you have a decent amount of fun until an actually good QB shows up."

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    As a Panthers fan, it depends.

    Is it an even year or odd?

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    As a Panthers fan, it depends.

    Is it an even year or odd?

    Yes.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    These refs are fucking morons. How could you mistake that shitty green uniform for Minnesota?

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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    I turned the game on in time to see that russel wilson INT

    Is he trying to lose this game?

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Looks more like nobody is trying to win.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    As a Bears fan, it’s never as good as it was in 1985.

    As a Vikings fan, it means you wait for them to play half-assed for an entire game and then blame the kicker.

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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    As a Bears fan, it’s never as good as it was in 1985.

    As a Vikings fan, it means you wait for them to play half-assed for an entire game and then blame the kicker.

    Or have Brett Favre break your heart that one time.

    Or, as a Packers fan would call it, justice.

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    How do you not just take the points there? It makes it a 3-pt game with 9 minutes to go.

    Also maybe relying on our o-line to win the battle on 3rd or 4th and short when we run up the middle is a fucking terrible idea.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    LostNinja wrote: »
    How do you not just take the points there? It makes it a 3-pt game with 9 minutes to go.

    Also maybe relying on our o-line to win the battle on 3rd or 4th and short when we run up the middle is a fucking terrible idea.

    This whole game is 'how do you not just'.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote: »
    As a Bears fan, it’s never as good as it was in 1985.

    As a Vikings fan, it means you wait for them to play half-assed for an entire game and then blame the kicker.

    Or have Brett Favre break your heart that one time.

    Or, as a Packers fan would call it, justice.

    And then ironically take extra pleasure at watching the Saints get eliminated from the playoffs because fuck those guys for taking out Favre.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    He had his hands on both of

    Can this dumb clusterfuck of a game be over yet?

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Did Minnesota just quit?

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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    Did Minnesota just quit?

    If they hadn't yet, they sure have now

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    Doctor DetroitDoctor Detroit Registered User regular
    Wow, heard on the radio today that Cousins would throw a pick 6.

    Fumble returned for a TD? I’m gonna allow it.

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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    @dlinfiniti :lol:

    Garbage time almost saved you, too. Ready to lose in the playoffs?

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    So, assuming the Bears beat the Packers next week, and the Packers beat the Jets and the Lions, that'll give the Packers a middle 1st round pick.

    Given that the Packers still seem to draft well, how hard do the Lions, Bears and Vikings fans shit a brick if the Packers draft a QB that is raw, but shows promise, and has a chip on their shoulder for not being drafted early, and can be sat for a couple years behind an all time great?

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    RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Have sportswriters and journalists chimed in on the washington not looking at kaepernick and pressed the team on their shitty answer about needing a system.

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    RickRude wrote: »
    Have sportswriters and journalists chimed in on the washington not looking at kaepernick and pressed the team on their shitty answer about needing a system.

    Gotta give Josh Johnson a chance. Clearly he fits their system better.

    Why is there no sarcasm tag? :(

    At this point, I think that they'll just ride out the year. They've got the Jags, Titans and Eagles to go, but even if they win out and the Cowboys revert to Garrett, doesn't matter who the QB is, they're goung to get bounced in the Wildcard.

    But, I think that they're kinda dicked regardless. Alex Smith isn't the answering term, even if he's healthy.

    Can't say I'm disappointed though. There's only one team I wish greater misfortune on than Washington, and that's a temporary (temporary being 9.25 years, $92.5M remaining) situation. Whereas my antipathy towards Washington is much more endemic.

    So, fuck 'em.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    RickRude wrote: »
    Have sportswriters and journalists chimed in on the washington not looking at kaepernick and pressed the team on their shitty answer about needing a system.

    https://slate.com/culture/2018/12/colin-kaepernick-mark-sanchez-jay-gruden-washington.html

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    So, assuming the Bears beat the Packers next week, and the Packers beat the Jets and the Lions, that'll give the Packers a middle 1st round pick.

    Given that the Packers still seem to draft well, how hard do the Lions, Bears and Vikings fans shit a brick if the Packers draft a QB that is raw, but shows promise, and has a chip on their shoulder for not being drafted early, and can be sat for a couple years behind an all time great?

    Who the hell would that be in this draft?

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    So, assuming the Bears beat the Packers next week, and the Packers beat the Jets and the Lions, that'll give the Packers a middle 1st round pick.

    Given that the Packers still seem to draft well, how hard do the Lions, Bears and Vikings fans shit a brick if the Packers draft a QB that is raw, but shows promise, and has a chip on their shoulder for not being drafted early, and can be sat for a couple years behind an all time great?

    Who the hell would that be in this draft?

    Draft Kyler Murray, put a voodoo hex on his baseball bat.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    It’s Minshew

    PAC12 who will be overlooked for putting up stats because of his coach’s system

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    MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    So, assuming the Bears beat the Packers next week, and the Packers beat the Jets and the Lions, that'll give the Packers a middle 1st round pick.

    Given that the Packers still seem to draft well, how hard do the Lions, Bears and Vikings fans shit a brick if the Packers draft a QB that is raw, but shows promise, and has a chip on their shoulder for not being drafted early, and can be sat for a couple years behind an all time great?

    Who the hell would that be in this draft?

    I don’t follow college football. But Rodgers going late in the first, Favre and Brees going in the second, and Brady famously going in the sixth, with only Peyton in recent history being an alltime great, and Luck being the only top 3 overall that has potential to join those names (Mahomes was 10th), it's pretty clear that NFL teams aren't particularly great at finding the next superstar with any regularity.

    Obviously 21 teams (or some teams twice) didn't think Rodgers would be any good. The draft is a crapshoot.

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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    I can't say about Brady or Favor, but I knew Brees and Rodgers were provably good in college. Mahomes was, too.

    Every time somebody drags out the Brady story, there should be an automatic link to biographies of players like Matt Leinart, Todd Marinovich, Mark Sanchez, Tim Tebow, Paxton Lynch, JaMarcus Russell, Vince Young, Joey Harrington, Akili Smith, nearly everybody Cleveland has picked, and, of course, Ryan Leaf.

    Drafting is a risky proposition at the best of times. But most low round players, AN especially, were only obvious after they were given their chance. Drafting a QB in the first two rounds and having them succeed should never be held as any kind of example. Many teams have other needs. It's the teams that need a QB and skip over players who had shown quality where it ever stands out.

    The question I asked was who in the upcoming draft class was supposed to be so good that ~15 teams, some who probably need a future QB, would skip over intentionally just so they can fall into the lap of Green Bay? Don't forget, NYG has a much more urgent need for a young QB. Who do they have to be consecutively stupid to pass over?

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Just say no to USC QBs

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    Just say no to USC QBs

    Sam Darnold wouldn't have it any other way

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