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[NFL] Thread: Pittsburgh At Cleveland? There Is No Dog.

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    ReaperSMSReaperSMS Registered User regular
    First time I noticed football was a married with children joke about how if you lose to the rams you're out of the league. What a time for them to revert to history.

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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    This game should have no MVP

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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    You know, at least the score in this game is mostly reflective of strong defense on both sides rather than Dilferesque ineptitude.

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    This game should have no MVP

    It’s still going to be Brady somehow. I was kinda looking forward to it somehow being him with a 3-0 Patriots victory.

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Winners of this game - the patriots, kinda.

    Losers of this game - everyone else who participated or watched.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    This game should have no MVP

    It's probably Hightower or Jason McCourty.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    Ha, someone should put the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme on that close up of McVay

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    It ain’t over yet.

    Civics is not a consumer product that you can ignore because you don’t like the options presented.
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    CaptainPeacockCaptainPeacock Board Game Hoarder Top o' the LakeRegistered User regular
    Fuck the Patriots and fuck Bud Light.

    Cluck cluck, gibber gibber, my old man's a mushroom, etc.
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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    These T-mobile ads are getting the most laughs out of me.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Fuck the Patriots and fuck Bud Light.

    This guy gets it.

    Also that Washington Post as cost the annual salary of sixty four investigative reporters.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Fuck the Patriots and fuck Bud Light.

    This guy gets it.

    Also that Washington Post as cost the annual salary of sixty four investigative reporters.

    But like one salary for an op-ed about how Elizabeth Warren's pantsuit color choice at the State of the Union means she can never be president.

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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    That’s not going to be easy to spot

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Fuck the Patriots and fuck Bud Light.

    This guy gets it.

    Also that Washington Post as cost the annual salary of sixty four investigative reporters.

    Or approximately what Bezos found in his laundry.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Here comes a Tom Brady sneak for the Super Bowl.

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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    It’s not quite over!

    n/m I was counting on yet another Gostkowski choke

    maraji on
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    ReaperSMSReaperSMS Registered User regular
    This ain't a brisk ad.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I am first guessing this, for the record.

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    It’s not over yet Tony Romo.

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    ReaperSMSReaperSMS Registered User regular
    And there are way too many pat fans at this Texas bar.

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Um, field goal from the 20 isn't exactly a hail Mary but they're selling it like it is.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    ReaperSMS wrote: »
    And there are way too many pat fans at this Texas bar.

    They are fucking everywhere it's a disease.

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    ReaperSMS wrote: »
    This ain't a brisk ad.

    I wish it was :(

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    Come on, 4 and out.

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    marajimaraji Registered User regular
    Julian Edelman found a vendor selling chocolate cotton candy

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Oh shut the fuck up with the underdog narrative already

    It’s embarrassing

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Okay this horseshit about the Patriots being the underdogs has gotta stop.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    What's with the hands holding their collars instead of being over their hearts?

    Late, but: the US national anthem does not require hand over the heart. That's the Pledge of Allegiance.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    McVey is oddly conservative on fourth down for a member of the Madden generation, but he actually got this right, which no one ever does.

    EDIT: Naturally Legatron missed it.

    enlightenedbum on
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Worst SB in history or worstest SB in history

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    CaptainPeacockCaptainPeacock Board Game Hoarder Top o' the LakeRegistered User regular
    Fuck the Patriots

    Cluck cluck, gibber gibber, my old man's a mushroom, etc.
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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    Underdogs one breath, dynasty the next. Sigh.

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    LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Could really do without the second by second of Brady’s every handshake/hug.

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    EinzelEinzel Registered User regular
    LostNinja wrote: »
    Could really do without the second by second of Brady’s every handshake/hug.

    The entire game has been the Tom Brady show.

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    ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    Okay this horseshit about the Patriots being the underdogs has gotta stop.

    It doesn’t matter that Gronkowski is more machine now than man, that every WR but Edelman and Gordon has hands of stone, that they lost Gordon halfway through the season, that the team is too old, too slow, that the league has gotten faster and smarter.

    Brees has a career year. Goff and the Rams run one of the greatest offences of all time. Mahomes is a walking on god on the field. None of that matters.

    They’re the New England Patriots.

    Ignore every stat, every advanced stat, every metric, every player evaluation.

    They’re the goddamn New England Goddamn Patriots.

    They’re never the underdogs.

    :D

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    Bo Peep is alive, call off the search!

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    quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    So the Pats have won 6 of 9 Superb Owls?

    Gronk should definitely retire

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I was wondering when that dude was gonna show up. Right on time.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular


    USA Today college sports/Olympics person with the best take.

    (If you do not watch shitty college bowl games: 1) What is wrong with you? 2) the Cheez-It Bowl was bad, but in a really hilarious way. I forget how many interceptions we ended up with, but I think it was double digits.)

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Worst SB in history or worstest SB in history

    I'm quite satisified ty

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