Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA
The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

[NFL] Thread: NY Jets GM Position Available For Budding SUPERGENIUS

14546474951

Posts

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I forgot this was a thing. Many of the teams did something funny like that last year. I'm excited to see what we get this year.

    Why?

    They're entertaining

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    I forgot this was a thing. Many of the teams did something funny like that last year. I'm excited to see what we get this year.

    Why?

    They're entertaining

    Man don't take this from Obi ok. Its like the mariners funny baseball commercials, its the only joy I can take from one of their seasons.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited April 18
    I went through all the schedule reveals and here are the standouts:

    Falcons and Texans and Slurs went with GoT intros. I hate the slurs but their production quality was way better than the Texans or Falcons.


    Other GoT ones. They are at least interesting
    Lions entire schedule in Office gifs:


    Bills schedule reveal using funny profiles in a Tinder like app:


    I appreciate the Mr Rogers tribute in the Steelers one:


    Cowboys did an ASMR one. Thanks, I hate it


    Lol the Chargers used only stock footage:


    Jaguars went with infomercials

    ObiFett on
    Elvenshae
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Jaguars fits, I'm sure you have to be up late at night to want to buy tickets for one of their games.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • admanbadmanb the bored genie Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    love to waste one of the best QBs in the league on someone who refuses to use him to his full potential

    My dad shared the contract and I responded with, "great. $2mil/pass attempt per game" which he interpreted as a knock on Wilson taking more money but I said, no, I'm just pissed off that Brian Schottenheimer hasn't been demoted to assistant ball handler.

    Preacher
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    FOOTBALL IS COMING

    yeah, in like 5 months

    settle down there, sparky :P

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    I just want to get away from all these mock drafts so we can mock the draft.

  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    I just want to get away from all these mock drafts so we can mock the draft.

    It's always the right time to slam Mel Kiper Jr's space-age hair-helmet.

    First they came for the Muslims and we said...NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERS!
    ShadowhopeTicaldfjam
  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    Sources: #Raiders coach Jon Gruden and GM Mike Mayock sent their scouts home for the weekend and they are not expected to return by draft time. The belief is they don’t know who to trust and wanted to clear the room.
    Gruden Raiders is the gift that keeps on giving.

    TFEOM_banner.jpg
    MvrckElvenshaeiTunesIsEvilArdolA Dabble Of TheloniusKnight_ShadowhopeBlackDragon480MorganVHappylilElfTheBlackWindH3KnucklesmarajiToxTicaldfjam
  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
  • chrono_travellerchrono_traveller Registered User regular
    FOOTBALL IS COMING

    yeah, in like 5 months

    settle down there, sparky :P

    Well, winter took like 7 years to get here. 5 months is super fast comparatively.

    The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry Pratchett

    George R. R. Martin is not your bitch. ~ Neil Gaiman
    HappylilElfElvenshae
  • RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Capt Howdy wrote: »
    How the fuck did the Dolphins get scheduled against that many playoff teams?

    They always get screwed in the scheduling somehow. They're mediocre yet play a tough schedule every year it seems. I know they're done in advance but it always seem rigged.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    They get 2 games agains the bills and jets every year come on man 4 easy wins on the schedule is more than a lot of teams that aren't the steelers can ask for.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    Elvenshae
  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    They get 2 games agains the bills and jets every year come on man 4 easy wins on the schedule is more than a lot of teams that aren't the steelers can ask for.

    This is the exact same thing that Bills and Jets fans tell themselves about the Dolphins every year.

    RickRudemarajiShadowhopeBobble
  • MorganVMorganV Registered User regular
    Gyral wrote: »
    Sources: #Raiders coach Jon Gruden and GM Mike Mayock sent their scouts home for the weekend and they are not expected to return by draft time. The belief is they don’t know who to trust and wanted to clear the room.
    Gruden Raiders is the gift that keeps on giving.

    I mean, how bad could it be? They're just going to be relying on Gruden's personal talent assessment, right?

    What could go wrong?

    *giggles*

    This could be the best thing that happens all year, short of the Patriots returning to mediocrity. And I've got less faith in the latter.

  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    GMs and coaches reserving access to the big board to a tiny group and shutting scouts out apparently isn’t all that rare a thing

    psn tooaware, friend code SW-4760-0062-3248 it me
  • kaidkaid Registered User regular
    MorganV wrote: »
    Gyral wrote: »
    Sources: #Raiders coach Jon Gruden and GM Mike Mayock sent their scouts home for the weekend and they are not expected to return by draft time. The belief is they don’t know who to trust and wanted to clear the room.
    Gruden Raiders is the gift that keeps on giving.

    I mean, how bad could it be? They're just going to be relying on Gruden's personal talent assessment, right?

    What could go wrong?

    *giggles*

    This could be the best thing that happens all year, short of the Patriots returning to mediocrity. And I've got less faith in the latter.

    Wow that is next gen dysfunctionality.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Gruden just needs a .doc file in Times New Roman printed out with a ranking of each player from most hoss to least and he’s good

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    GMs and coaches reserving access to the big board to a tiny group and shutting scouts out apparently isn’t all that rare a thing

    But having Gruden do it? Priceless.

    MorganVElvenshae
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    GMs and coaches reserving access to the big board to a tiny group and shutting scouts out apparently isn’t all that rare a thing

    But having Gruden do it? Priceless.

    He rates people on the lunch pail scale!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    Why have scouts when Mel kipers draft board is right there?

  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    I'm sure he still has his login for ESPN Insider.

    TFEOM_banner.jpg
    MaximumRickRudemarajiElvenshaeBobblechrono_traveller
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Gruden always inspires the Deadspin writers:
    The next chapter comes Thursday, when the Raiders pick fourth and 24th and 27th—or trade down because Gruden is a stockpiler, or up because he thinks he needs Murray. Gruden, twitches and all, will redefine himself in Oakland yet again, one final time perhaps. We will find out what he collected in exchange for the revered Khalil Mack and the suddenly enjoyable Amari Cooper right before he closes down the theatre, and nobody knows what play he intends to stage. Evidently Two Angry Men is a consideration, and neither of them is going to play the Henry Fonda reasonable liberal role. Gruden seems more the Lee J. Cobb type, torn by the inner demons of years gone by, while Mayock is more the studious nerd E.G. Marshall, and that, kids, is how you torture an analogy.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
    H3KnucklesBlackDragon480ElvenshaeToxmaraji
  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Marshawn Lynch has decided to retire.

    Either that or Gruden has also sent Lynch home during the draft.

  • RickRudeRickRude Registered User regular
    I am excited to be disappointed with Miami draft pick tonight.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Three picks in with nothing dumb yet. And bonus: Nick Bosa is a Trump loving idiot and was terrified of going to the 49ers because San Francisco is scary liberal land. And they drafted him. Good times!

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Three picks in with nothing dumb yet. And bonus: Nick Bosa is a Trump loving idiot and was terrified of going to the 49ers because San Francisco is scary liberal land. And they drafted him. Good times!

    Well, the Raiders blew that by taking like the third best defensive lineman on Clemson.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
    Captain InertiaTrajan45Bobble
  • MadpoetMadpoet Registered User regular
    Sad that I can't root for Jimmy G any more - fuck Bosa and the 49ers.

    PreacherH3Knuckles
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Three picks in with nothing dumb yet. And bonus: Nick Bosa is a Trump loving idiot and was terrified of going to the 49ers because San Francisco is scary liberal land. And they drafted him. Good times!

    Well he scrubbed his twitter to specifically be palatable for liberal land. San Fran will love him.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
    Ticaldfjam
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Jesus this is hard to watch

    Nobody going to be talking about Gruden’s boner anymore!

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    LOLOLOL Giants. No college football fan thinks that pick is even vaguely sane.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
    Trajan45BobbleTicaldfjam
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Three picks in with nothing dumb yet. And bonus: Nick Bosa is a Trump loving idiot and was terrified of going to the 49ers because San Francisco is scary liberal land. And they drafted him. Good times!

    Giants heard you.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
    marajiTicaldfjam
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    RedTide wrote: »
    Three picks in with nothing dumb yet. And bonus: Nick Bosa is a Trump loving idiot and was terrified of going to the 49ers because San Francisco is scary liberal land. And they drafted him. Good times!

    Giants heard you.

    The dumb started at #4, but ramped up to ludicrous speed shortly after...

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Oh, Lions, I'm so glad I only like you ironically now.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
    Ticaldfjam
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Also Bosa will be just fine in Santa Clara/SV with the tech bros

    PreacherTicaldfjam
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Oh, Lions, I'm so glad I only like you ironically now.

    I’m honestly surprised you don’t like the hoss TE from Iowa. I always thought Iowa was your backup college team...

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    This is all because I literally listed this as the most unacceptable thing that could possibly happen for the Giants in the draft. They even fulfilled all my qualifiers!

    1.) Murray or Haskins still being on the board, no trading up necessary
    2.) Taking him with the 6th pick instead of a much saner place like the 17th pick, or the second round or not fucking at all


    I forget the third, I'm so angry.

    Fuck. Fuuuuck.

    I hope Haskins wind back to back league MVPs.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Three picks in with nothing dumb yet. And bonus: Nick Bosa is a Trump loving idiot and was terrified of going to the 49ers because San Francisco is scary liberal land. And they drafted him. Good times!

    Well he scrubbed his twitter to specifically be palatable for liberal land. San Fran will love him.

    Plenty of tech bros.

    Ticaldfjam
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Also the Giants don't want a black or liberal quarterback on solely those grounds

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
    Preacher
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Oh, Lions, I'm so glad I only like you ironically now.

    I’m honestly surprised you don’t like the hoss TE from Iowa. I always thought Iowa was your backup college team...

    Go Iowa Awesome is my backup CFB blog. I would never choose to root for a Kirk Ferentz team though. I don't really have a secondary college team.

    Herbert Hoover got 40% of the vote in 1932. Friendly reminder.
    Warren 2020
Sign In or Register to comment.